Dopehead kills other Dopehead over dope money. Nothing to see here. At least there was no mean old gun, just an evil knife, this time.
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To solve this mystery, follow the "human trafficking" money trail. Sexual slavery is the exception, not the rule. But the bogus organizations spring up, with one hand on the bible and one waiting for the federal check. Even legitimate organizations can't admit that 99% of local massagee parlors are just ladies out earning, and getting pretty rich doing it. To admit that would undermine their
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I thought you meant Russian girls.
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One more faggity way to try and show the impacts of budget cuts. Start firing these irresponsible, no-conscience bastards and this sort of foolishness will stop. Ditto federal agencies.
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Sounds like udder chaos.
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Paint a goal on the side of your car. Kids hardly ever score.
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One of the producers tripped on his own feet. He is still laying in the booth and crying about it, waiting for a ref to show up.
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No matter what gvmnt stupidity you point out, there is always a sheeple who is eager to defend it. This is a very special place.
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Don't they mean Spanish immersion/English second language program. Not much to hang your hat on there.
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Oh damn. Now you know about our contrail mind control aircraft. We will visit you shortly.
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Reading this thread reminds me of "Cape Fear."
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Watch out for junkies, criminals and crazies, which are the majority. Good luck putting a roof over em. Had a friend in the FBI who spent all his time hunting down off the grid fugitives hiding amongst the other hobos. Full time gig.
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Bangin a hottie in the hatchback, or George michaeling around the park commodes? High five for the former, no sympathy for the latter.
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This is awesome. I would love to shit in the great outdoors. Who needs a nasty old shitter, that everyone else has besmirched. Viva la multiculturalism and pass the hepatitis shot.
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It's a beautiful thing when self-righteous laws meet the pseudo-education money pit! Not that I give a shite about defending drunks, but I knows a scam and a cash cow when I smells one.
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Ross, on old Keene mill gets my vote. A few weeks ago, there was a sign, "throw everything in the trash, don't flush any tp." Hell, you might as well just shat in a hole out back.
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Damn, crazy. Take your meds.
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There aren't too many deer, there are too few wolves and bears. Bet you snivlers would like to have a weapon if we truly 'fixed' Mother Nature.
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Too many pissy, self entitled assholes, who will do anything for that extra 50 feet of progress.
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Don't be too giddy about fios. They seem to throttle down every night around 11pm. For no apparent reason, things get slow and choppy. Maybe prime porn hours?
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What ladies?
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fsdfsf Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > Cool Aide Wrote: > -------------------------------------------------- > ----- > > I'll agree driving down the highway alone cool. > > > > > Stopped in the middle of a city at a redlight, > not > > cool. > > who gives a shit that you have to hear there music > at a red light.
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The lady doth protest too much. Just let the kid blow you and get it over with.
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You can get it cheaper at target, every time.
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Stay the fuck off the sidewalks. And stay the fuck off the roads. Bikes are for children and doped up European peddlin' pussies.
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Damn MF'ers. OP asked what the fuck it cost to stain a deck, not the price of pussy in Peoria. If you don't know, just shut the fuck up.
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legit guy Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > Fair is fair Wrote: > -------------------------------------------------- > ----- > > R4z3r Wrote: > > > -------------------------------------------------- > > > ----- > > > > > > 3.) I am not getting one so I can speed, and > > > honestly I don't need to speed t
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Don't you go distorting this tragedy with reality now. Pass my drank.
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anon12 Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > hey you fucking dick, yeah its a big dog but it > has a leash. the cop could have just grabbed the > leash and get the dog under control. not shoot it I would pay money to see you grab that leash, tough guy.
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Someone on another board said $100 fine, first offense and no confiscate. Would look up the letter of the law before I bought one and assume that you will get caught using it.
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