Monica drinked two drinks? For the love of God, please tell me you got off the boat yesterday....
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Must be for those new high-rise basements that need saving....
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Because Comcast sucks donkey dick. Try unplugging your the cable/DVR box and let it reboot. I have to do that every so often.
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This is obviously fake. At the end of the video, you hear him say, "I have to go back to work."
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N va Lifer Wrote: > You guys should go fuck yourselves. Where do you > get off telling a private landowner what he should > do with his property, just because you don't like > it. Its the new NOVA....The "I'm more important than you" mentality. If people would realize how much of a fucktard it made them look, they might stop. But they are more worried abut the bug guts on their BMW
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You ignored him, someone who has to be out in traffic with a bunch of fucktards driving and you call him a jerk? Typical fuckin NOVA cocksucker.
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Driver of the car was avoiding another car trying to fill the boot...
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You have to remember, they have to pay for the tower truck they just totaled.....
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I wish Pat Collins was there...
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What? Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > How does this happen??? By being fucking stupid and reckless with county owned equipment, knowing it isn't yours. I'm surprised this doesn't happen more often, seeing the way those truck are driven. Thank God it was 4:30am and not 4:30pm...
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Does this mean only criminals will carry Styrofoam?
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Fcpd Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > What are the requirements and > process to become a officer. Speak a different language. Be black, Asian, Hispanic, gay, female, transgender, or a combination of any of those. Threaten to sue due to not being hired.
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A Fairfax County driver taking a picture, while driving, of an overturned vehicle. And we wonder why traffic is so fucked up...
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Real World Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > Listen kid, these shit you are railing about > happens at every agency, big or small no matter > where.New chief is the same as the old chief. > > Just accept the fact that police work is a job, > just like working at Best Buy. Shit happens. Go > out and do your job and collect a paycheck. If you &g
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Only if it was staring a horse....
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Fucking waaaaaaaaa Its no surprise fucktards blame the cop for killing the kid. While it sucks the kid died, he made the decision to come at the cop with a knife. Thinking the cop should have shot him the leg, arm, knife out of his hand, ect is stupid, but expected out of people who think they know the job and watch too much TV. When I was in the service, we were taught the "21 foot rule" and
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Truthteller Wrote: > What is amazing to me is the people who can come > on here and defend the police whole heartedly > without reviewing or knowing anything about the > case. The last shooting (that's amazing that we > have to say LAST) is completely indefensible, shot > the unarmed guy at point blank range, in his front > doorway in broad daylight with witnesses and >
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Coffee Lover Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > That's funny. I'll keep that in mind if someone > else ever tries that. But I think I'll take the > earlier poster's advice about CCW and go that > route. Seriously, I would never open carry, especially in this area. To many liberal-minded fucktards like the one you ran into. Plus, I wouldn't want anyone t
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Just tell him to ask his mom about your penis and go about your day....
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WingNut Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > One time I was riding with this chick and we were > rushing to get to the airport. She rear ended a > Mitsubishi and cracked the bumper. The driver was > a Nospeak who could have turned it into a nice > insurance payout but he was like "no no it's > ok".... > > I mean gawd bless him for being nice, b
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If you haven't noticed, most Fairfax guys and vaginas are almost the same thing.
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No such thing as a restraining order in Virginia. You fucktards have been trolled and trolled hard.
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I appreciate how they drive three trucks, four ambulances, and six SUV's through the intersections in 30 second intervals to jack up traffic lights.
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Saving another basement?
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tazers are best Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > It is crealy known that the police officers > involved could have used a tazer. They wanted to > use their guns because they never have the chance. > As someone who has 28 years expierance working at McDonald's that is > pathetic police work if you ask me. Fixed that for you.
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concerned resident! Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > you are putting my CHILDREN at risk by not giving > me the information I requested. You should be > ashamed. Is this blog only used by trolls? Too > bad. This never happens at DCmoms Typical fucking libtard whore. Blaming other people for putting her children at risk because she's too fucking st
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Anonymous 00 Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > But I got my revenge. I stole her panties out of > her locker. Yummy smell. That was my semen on them...
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Justice for all Wrote: It's not fair, And people are fucking pissed off. People should be happy when they are fucking, not pissed off....
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Its time for dinner then an X-Box tournament afterwards...
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If it were to occur in Fairfax, everyone one race to take pictures and post them on Facebook. Then, they would get in their cars and automatically run them into ditches or just abandon them at major intersections. The would post on Fairfax Underground about the helicopter being overhead and if school is cancelled for the next day. The zombies would then simply turn around and leave. They discov
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