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Fairfax guys and buttsex
Posted by: Melissa, the up-the-butt girl ()
Date: May 24, 2014 05:14PM

What is it with Fairfax guys and buttsex? Every guy I've dated here only wants to either do me up the butt, or have me stick something up their butt. I don't get it. Y'all know there's this cool new thing called "the vagina," right?

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Re: Fairfax guys and buttsex
Posted by: Gay1 ()
Date: May 24, 2014 05:23PM

There's a lot of closeted gay guys in the area......
Melissa, the up-the-butt girl Wrote:
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> What is it with Fairfax guys and buttsex? Every
> guy I've dated here only wants to either do me up
> the butt, or have me stick something up their
> butt. I don't get it. Y'all know there's this cool
> new thing called "the vagina," right?

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Re: Fairfax guys and buttsex
Posted by: eesh ()
Date: May 24, 2014 05:24PM

So Melissa, you're into pegging?

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Re: Fairfax guys and buttsex
Posted by: Philip ()
Date: May 24, 2014 05:25PM

Whoa whoa whoa. Nothing wrong with a little butt hole pleasure. A finger in the back door can make a BJ GLORIOUS!

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Re: Fairfax guys and buttsex
Posted by: Melissa, the up-the-butt girl ()
Date: May 24, 2014 05:28PM

eesh Wrote:
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> So Melissa, you're into pegging?

Pegging once in a great while with a strap-on would be fine (although I still think it's pretty gay), but I swear it's like every guy I've dated wants me to do him with the business end of a Bart Simpson doll or something. How is that not gay?

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Re: Fairfax guys and buttsex
Posted by: Secret's Out... ()
Date: May 24, 2014 05:28PM

I'm thinking that Melissa is actually truthguyyeahh.

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Re: Fairfax guys and buttsex
Posted by: hertoo ()
Date: May 24, 2014 05:33PM

I said I was sorry! Come on over and knock on my door again and maybe we can laugh, fight as we both love to, share ideas.. It'll be fun... Think you're a trip and I can always appreciate somebody original.

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Re: Fairfax guys and buttsex
Posted by: Highlander ()
Date: May 24, 2014 05:53PM

If you haven't noticed, most Fairfax guys and vaginas are almost the same thing.

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Re: Fairfax guys and buttsex
Posted by: Gerrymanderer2 ()
Date: May 24, 2014 06:06PM

eesh Wrote:
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> So Melissa, you're into pegging?

^^^^ This guy knows everything there is to know about butt sex. If you need an answer, he'll be the one to ask.

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Re: Fairfax guys and buttsex
Posted by: Modest Gerry ()
Date: May 24, 2014 06:45PM

Gerrymanderer2 Wrote:
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> eesh Wrote:
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> -----
> > So Melissa, you're into pegging?
>
> ^^^^ This guy knows everything there is to know
> about butt sex. If you need an answer, he'll be
> the one to ask.

GerBear, don't be so modest. Everyone knows you are the expert when it comes to taking it up the ass.

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Re: Fairfax guys and buttsex
Posted by: mjcc1987 ()
Date: May 24, 2014 09:44PM

Buttsex = tea party

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Re: Fairfax guys and buttsex
Posted by: anal sex ()
Date: May 24, 2014 11:08PM

the answer is simple. You dating gay guys or straight guys who like anal. Butt look here. the anal thing has been popular in this area since I was a youngin. I cant speak on guys who want something up their rear, thats outside my culture.

p.s. You must not be from round these parts? Welcome to the metropolis

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Re: Fairfax guys and buttsex
Posted by: abelard ()
Date: May 24, 2014 11:29PM

I'm tempted to agree that you're selecting for a 'type', Melissa, but first a question: Fairfax is different in this regard from where you used to live? I'm curious why you didn't select for this before but you seem to be doing so now.

I have a pet theory that people these days get their sex tips from internet porn, and it's likely limiting their vision. Sleep with someone who was educated differently and you get a different experience. I wonder if you're hitting a lot of buttsex cuz the guys you date have seen a lot of buttsex online. Just a thought.

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Re: Fairfax guys and buttsex
Posted by: eff ewe ()
Date: May 24, 2014 11:29PM

surely must be some Re(publican)tards

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Re: Fairfax guys and buttsex
Posted by: ..... ()
Date: May 25, 2014 04:37AM

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Re: Fairfax guys and buttsex
Posted by: It ain't the meat or the motion ()
Date: May 25, 2014 06:49AM

Highlander Wrote:
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> If you haven't noticed, most Fairfax guys and
> vaginas are almost the same thing.


+1. Almost?

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Re: Fairfax guys and buttsex
Posted by: Too many fudgepackers ()
Date: May 26, 2014 12:53AM

Melissa, the up-the-butt girl Wrote:
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> What is it with Fairfax guys and buttsex? Every
> guy I've dated here only wants to either do me up
> the butt, or have me stick something up their
> butt. I don't get it. Y'all know there's this cool
> new thing called "the vagina," right?


Homos want what?

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Re: Fairfax guys and buttsex
Posted by: ButtSex? ()
Date: May 26, 2014 10:59AM


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Re: Fairfax guys and buttsex
Posted by: melissa ass must be huge ()
Date: May 26, 2014 11:22AM

Melissa we grown so let me ask you straight up a question. Can we see a pic of you where we can see your butt in clothes? It must be massive and butt fuckable to keep getting offers. After I see picture if my penis go up, then it is big. However,if my penis goes limp it isnt.

Think of my penis as a movie critic. for instance, siskel & ebert used to give two thumbs up or two thumbs down. I'm doing the same thing with my dick as the critic going up or down.

p.s. look at pic above that buttsex put up. dont you want to get drilled like that hot and heavy? Let me see a pic if good maybe we can arrange it.

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