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"Doors open at 2 PM" I can see the cops now lining up a block away to bag some DUIs. Like hunting in a baited field.
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ferfux Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > I heard Pelosi was pushing a new law through > Congress and Obama said he would support it to > Abolish NASCAR and all Pro team sports. The > reason is Gas and oil consumption and pollutants. > think of all the gas NASCAR uses up as well as all > the traveling that pro sports teams do. This bill > shou
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"Oh what the hell? You gotta die of something." Sean Connery in the Untouchables.
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Wow, he must really be in love. If he was smart he would pull a Derek Jeter and just keep taking out a different hottie every night.
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You run one time, you got yourself a set of chains. You run twice you got yourself two sets. You ain't gonna need no third set, 'cause you gonna get your mind right.
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Be thankful it wasnt sent by U S Postal Service. I havent received any mail since Thursday Feb 4. Yesterday I saw a UPS driver park his truck at the bottom of a hill and walk up to make deliveries. This would never happen at the post office.
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I have taken the liberty to notify the school bully in case you cant make it. He is willing to meet you halfway to administer your daily ass whipping and de-pantsing.
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$8,800 sounds expensive for a heat pump unless it is a Trane top of line and you are heating a large home. If your heat pump is like 15-20 years old it is useless to keep getting it repaired. Plus a new unit is more efficient and will save you bucks on the electric bill.
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Scrooge McDuck and Scrooge McTrump
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Not sure what happened in Burke. Except for the BC Parkway the rest of the roads are in very poor shape.
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Damn, after reading that people have the nerve to call water boarding torture.
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Is there some way the snow could be sent to Haiti? They get something new and exciting to take their minds off the earthquakes and we get rid of the snow.
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I dont think you can beat this, nothing says white like a sweater
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I think Tuesday is a teachers work day.
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"If there were no security or cops wondering around the lobby, I would've dragged out behind the desk and beat u up." You two will make a great addtion to the area. He is here illegally and you have a bad temper.
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WashingTone-Locian Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > So you are stuck in the house for days at a time > because of a fucking blizzard. You flip to Fox 5 > to see reruns of Seinfeld or The Office and what > do you get? Ongoing coverage of the fucking snow > outside! > > Seriously, did this piss anyone else off? It's bad > enough being stuck i
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When I was your age we always went to school. We didnt have no plows just a mule and a shovel. You kids today are too soft with your Wii games and cell phones. I used to walk five miles just to use Old Sams phone at the country store. You and your North Face jackets. I had five brothers and we took turns wearing one coat. The only timberlands we had were the ones we cut to turn into wood for our
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p.s. Vince before you start screaming about Republicans or George Bush I do not really care for either party. Both are responsible for excessive spending.
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You mean a Ponzi scheme like social security, medicare and the proposed health care plan. All are based on the participants to keep increasing and we all know there is a saturation point where the base does not grow. Instead more is being taken out than put in. Obamas proposed health care plan was formulated on four years of taxes being paid and a delay on the plan actually taking effect. Once
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http://abcnews.go.com/Politics/slideshow?id=9763032 Its just a few but ABC obtained them from a FOIA request.
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Do you think they will bury him at sea or just cut him up for bait?
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Vince, while it would be nice if everyone went along with the green stuff the chinese pretty much will continuce to do as they want. At the recent global conference they said everyone else is welcome to monitor each other for compliance but the chinese will monitor themselves with no outsiders. Which means they will continue to pollute and burn coal at an ever faster rate. They just dont care.
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Ironic that a former Herndon mayor would be concerned about image. Did she ever see the day labor sites at the 7-11.
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Watch for the OPs post in a few days "Does anyone know a good body repair shop in the area, I think I am being ripped off"
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I heard they will preview their own tv show Iranian Idol. Female contestants must wear head to toe burkas and only sing after the men sing. Losers will be taken out and lashed twnety times. Male contestants who are or appear fem will receive an extra twenty lashes. The judges will be three old guys with beards and head wraps.
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I want to thank the soccer moms who insisted on four way stop signs in residential neighborhoods. Now people in all directions have to stop causing more drivers to get stuck in snow when they try to get going again. Placing the signs in the middle of a steep hill was a stroke of genius.
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They need to put in a strip club. 1320 has been at the same location for 35 years. You cant stay in business for that long without offering something the public wants.
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WashingTone-Locian Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > Who are you? Who the hell was the guy who decided > the Who should be the halftime show at the Super > Bowl in 2010? What's on deck for 2011? Gary Numan? I think it will be Meatloaf
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