$300 is the maximum LFF is willing to spend to improve his free ride for the summer. And that's to recharge the AC, not check and fix the questionable brakes. But he still would have spent the money to fly down to DC if he had been offered free caps tickets. The guy is just unlikable. He can't have it both ways, he's either a man of the people, or the entitled, summer home douche he likes to rail
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Good times...
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More Beer Facts from TMOS: LFF: How many Stella Artois did you have before you had the blue drink? Blobb: I really couldn't tell you. LFF: That is the highest octane. That's the knee buster beer, you know that right? That's my knee buster beer. "Stella Artois is a Belgian pilsner of between 4.8 and 5.2% ABV" Truly the highest octane. Also, really classy of LFF to talk shit about his good fri
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Monday had a particularly stroked out LFF on display. LFF: Time to open up the audio vault for Jan 29, 2018. Almost the end of the month. Is tomorrow Feb 1, or is the next day? What's it, the 30th tomorrow? Blobb: Uhhhh..... 31 days hath January. LFF: 31 days in January. I should know that after all these years. But I don't.
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BOAD Guy 666 Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > What a LoserCast……Today was the best Loser Day > in months. > > Mike and Carla buy furniture on line that needs to > be put together and order the wrong size with > family they are trying impress coming for the > Holidays; priceless. Real classy. You know, > internet furniture would have reall
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Is this consecutive week two of the new game "Where is Deltona, FL?" Hint for LFF, it is still in Florida, near Daytona.
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amazing Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > Quote Mike Omeara : "Everybody should be called > out for crap behavior." Holy shit can you believe > this guy? There was also a lot of "I'm glad this environment wasn't around in the 80's and 90's." and trying to differentiate between full on Louis CK and just a little grab-ass. Dollars to doughnuts there's some
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Today, Robbb "invented" soaking fruit in alcohol when making a fruitcake. That heart attack can't come soon enough. LOLscar pushed to not read the failbag since they were actually having a conversation, but of course the obsessive compulsive twins couldn't let that happen. Also, they're running an illegal lottery again: Second Annual TMOS Holiday Giveaway Contest! To win one of five $200 Amazon
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Bumbaclot Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > Jen Ettix Wrote: > -------------------------------------------------- > ----- > > > > Question for the group: am I the only one who > > > thinks the Beltway to MacArthur Blvd is going > > the > > > long way to get to Georgetown from Virginia? > > > > > > "Wha
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Carla is either clinically insane or enjoys it when LFF causes a scene. It's not rocket science. This is not the first or even tenth photo experience that has resulted in Full Mike. Also, they finally realized maybe you don't try and raise a 4 year old in a retirement community, so look forward to more Disgruntled LFF about every step of the home buying and selling process.
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It would be interesting to get a candid take from the staff watching this abortion live for the first time. LOLScar laughing like a hyena and then remembering he has to hold his mic up every time. WTF is "dilly dilly" and why is it important enough to teach to the audience after they clearly thought LFF was just stroking out the first time. Not releasing this is a good call. Nice fupa Blobbb.
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LFF demands to stay "in a palace" next time after the lackluster accommodations in New Orleans. Goodbye profit margin.
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Torn Pentacle Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > As much as I luuuuvvvv to celebrate times when > Robbb is wrong, O5car jumped on the Wrong Train > too when he said the ball had to leave the park > for it to be a home run. > > I thought Cubans knew baseball? It's almost like none of them can speak about any subject without being completely wrong.
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Big Shoota Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > Mike hates insurance ... Insurance is such a scam. Especially for healthy, athletic people with double hip replacements.
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LKUX3 Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > Jen Ettix Wrote: > -------------------------------------------------- > ----- > > And dinghys... He hates those too... > > > That reminds me of the time he either fell or > stepped through the hatch of his friend's boat. > Good times! He *sat* on it. His obese ass broke a boat.
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He hates people who don't pay enough attention to his kid as well as those who pay too much attention.
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Recovered from the ashes...
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It's breathtakingly idiotic that he still doesn't know how to use the terms spoiler and spoiler alert. And Fattt Robbb missuses the term now as well to get his tongue further up the boss's butthole.
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Peptalk Luvr Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > Memo to Mike: PLEASE FOR THE LOVE OF GOD STOP > SAYING "FAM"!!! YOU SOUND LIKE AN IDIOT. Din-din, winky-tink, super slab, Lost Wages (Las Vegas), Great White North (for Maine), still not understanding Spoiler Alert... almost everything he says makes him sound like an idiot. Especially the things he repeats like
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Torn Pentacle Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > Mike starts talking about going to California > Pizza kitchen. He was unhappy because his > waitress wasn't obese, he was unhappy because no > one was "laughing and cutting up" IN A RESTAURANT. > Starts at minute 50 or so. > > Robbb claims he's lost 40 pounds this year but > admits he doesn't
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And he still has no benefits, hence his wife working as a study hall attendant.
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Don Havtalivlikarefugee Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > Did Refugee O'Meara head back to Florida? You > know, to help others like he said he would. Yes. Somehow it takes three days to get down there. But that gives him plenty of time to call hotel employees fat and complain about being overcharged.
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Pretty much spot on. LFF is going to go back down there ASAP, without his family, so he can help those in need. Just like walking down to ground zero after 9/11. Fortunately the hurricane trumped 9/11, so we didn't hear the exact same story and desk pounding from every other year.
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LFF's Norm Macdonald "impression" is probably in his top 5 worst, and that is saying something.
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Never fear, he's staying in a hotel in DC with an elevator, so he won't need to climb the steps again until Friday. TMOS is the Bestest Ever! Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > I hear first to Katie Von H's in Savannah, then on > up to Carla's mom's in VA. You know, the > mother-in-law who is so inconsiderate as to live > on a high floor of a building w
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How dare they not tell LFF that people were traveling to see the eclipse. How could he have known?
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Blob is thrilled that his wife got a new job... as a middle school study hall monitor. A job that she was pursuing for three years. That's a high bar.
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A new version is up on the RSS feed with that LFF-less 4 minutes omitted but with a weird keyboard clunk sound @ 13:22.
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11+ minutes in to this ponderous opening. I'm sure any random podcast listener who had the misfortune of listening to this episode would be hooked. LFF and Blob are the only people entertained by this crap.
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Blobb Spewsack Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > Oscar At 39 Wrote: > -------------------------------------------------- > ----- > > A 3 year old boy whose 58 year old father still > > drinks ...sad. > > > Parents (Mike & Carla) who put their kid to bed > before sunset in order to drink. > > Even sadder. And then compla
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