FY2 formerly Fuck You II,

What are your thoughts on FFXU's own pizza?

Here's my thoughts about you, code guy: Go fuck yourself, and take your obsession with peekza to private messages, you faggot.

855...Semper I heart peekza

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Which one is you?

Code guy is a fag Wrote:
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> and take your obsession with peekza to
> private messages, you faggot.


Or don't

Torn Pentacle Wrote:
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> Which one is you?


He is definitely the catcher

Truth be told I kind of like peezka. He's never done me wrong. He has lately - and for several years, for that matter - been carrying a burden to heavy to be his.

Witness: constantly logging in to a glorified BBS purely to keep discussion going about a piece of shit podcast and its hangers-on. This takes a person whose priorities are truly in order. Respect. I rate the man.

For code guy and purveyors of faggotry: realize your actions make it that much harder for us who toil thanklessly in the FFXU vineyard to generate viable product.

Keeping with the metaphor, in the coming days I hope to kick off many fruitful discussions here. I hope you will open your hearts to me - who like Christ - has always been there for you.

Besame mucho,
FY2

PS: what's with all the gay pics? Does someone actually enjoy them?

Only code guy

Group Fail, after revealing he had a few 9.7% beers:
LFF: 9.7, that's like whiskey! (Whiskey has an ABV of 40%)
LOLscar: Like Fireball shots! (See above)
Blob: Yeah, I was like just pouring a really really strong wine down my throat, like forcing it down my throat. (Regular wine has an ABV of 14%)

Of course LFF can't handle Guinness or Heinekin, neither of which has exceptionally high alcohol content.

A 3 year old boy whose 58 year old father still drinks ...sad.

Oscar At 39 Wrote:
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> A 3 year old boy whose 58 year old father still
> drinks ...sad.


Parents (Mike & Carla) who put their kid to bed before sunset in order to drink.

Even sadder.



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Blobb Spewsack Wrote:
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> Oscar At 39 Wrote:
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> > A 3 year old boy whose 58 year old father still
> > drinks ...sad.
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> Parents (Mike & Carla) who put their kid to bed
> before sunset in order to drink.
>
> Even sadder.

And then complain when the kid wakes up at 6am as if there was no alternative.

Drinking is fine. Brain damage? Not cool.

Daddy didn't even make 60 Michael, he just couldn't stop drinking...

All,

Since Political Persuasions has been on hiatus, Gallagher's website has been my go-to for political commentary that makes you think. Nature abhors a vacuum, you know. Below is something I think you folks will love: A free-form ode to frogs - with political subtext!

In fact, I think Mike should start the next Political Persuasions with a cold-open recitation of this.

I'm preaching to the choir here, I know, but Gallagher and his two pals belong on MORE. He'd give our Flab Threesome a run for their money! I bet Trip Affleck and the other sword swallowers in their echo chamber would really dig it too.

Without further ado, I'll turn over the Mic to Mr Leo Gallagher!

Love,
FY2

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The White House Frog Pond – Making America Fun Again
http://www.gallaghersmash.com/the-white-house-frog-pond-making-america-fun-again/

by gallagher | Jan 26, 2016 | Poetry | 
Outside the White House ..on the White House front lawn ..lies a body of water ..called the White House frog pond ..and there congregate ..on idea logs ..a congress of old toads and younger frogs ..that represent this nation’s tadpoles and pollywogs ..and their leader is chosen once each fourth year ..just the same ..following the first full moon ..and the second hard rain ..by a kinda fair election of sorts ..overseen by this Supreme ..Frog and Toad Court ..appointed for life ..of older amphibia ..and their younger wives. ..And tonight this contest is being brought to you ..on double-u ..A ..aR ..Tee ..by Preparation Double-U ..for the removal of warts ..and now Frank ..back to you. Thanks Bob ..Yes ..here we are at pondside ..as the contestants warm up ..for the Forty-forth quad-annual Residential Burp-Up ..There are frogs from the midwest ..and toads gfrom the coast ..there are big ones and small ones ..but there’s big ones the most ..for the way to win this bellicose contest ..is to BURP ..really LOUD ..and never make sense ..For it’s a pool-litical tradition ..ignored only by fools ..in D.C. never really say nothin’ ..just burp ..it’s the rules. Unlike the human run for the White House lame game ..you can’t BUY this contest ..but the press questions are ’bout the same ..as you’ve probably guessed ..”How many WARTS do you have ?  How DEEP is your chest ? ..What’s your wife really like ?” ..”Where DID she get THAT dress ?” ..There’s no hanging chads ..or boxes to check ..But as usual ..in this gossip crucible ..there’s plenty of two-faced weasels and back-biting snakes ..but unlike the grub thugs infesting Watergate ..when we catch worms trying to plant bugs ..we eat ‘um both as hors d’oeuvres ..Of course they have bad taste ..and at the risk of sounding terse ..here in soggy bottom ..we’ve all eaten worse. “Come in Bob, the news bot ..tell us ..whataya got?” “Now that it’s stopped raining Frank ..and the full moon just rose ..up from the pond bottom ..come some frogs and toads in nice clothes. But down from Manhattan ..comin’ cummerbundin’ right at ‘um ..is the most well-tailored and tuxedoed of those toads. Yes ..now condescending onto our little bombastic bash ..is He ..who just can’t stand without talkin’ trash ..He ..for whom they coined the term “loom” ..His presence Broadcasting to ALL contenders ..their Impending doom. He ..who self-grooms ..his drought-ridden plumes ..those dying blooms of the war baby booms. With hair like a broom ..from the back room ..of a bar in Khartoum ..He ..who the crowd is now ..giving ample elbow room ..then breathing room ..head room ..operating room ..class room ..control room ..lecture room ..dressing down room ..his cutting room ..ball room ..tool room ..courtroom ..at da Boom Boom VIP Room ..unveils his towering Trump toad frame ..on the cold-blooded world stage ..like a chef presents his signature dish ..or a developer points to his landmark skyscraper just finished ..so did Teeeeeeer-rump ..as if ..enjoying a neighborhood pub Guinness ..folksily settles in and asks ..”Any whom ..How is this Burp-off going to work ? Becuz when I ..the great Teeeeeeer-rump the Gold Toad inhales ..won’t I take up ALL the air in the room ?” “You’re NOT first !” Cruz Toad announced ..as he cruised onto the stage. Teeeeeeer-rump the bully-frog doesn’t squat for that ..and steals back the show mo, “You’re a foreigner ..strike one. You’re not a toad ..you’re a snake ..strike two. Nobody in the Toad Party likes you ..strike three. You’re a Canadian ..strike four.” Cruz the Canadian Snake retaliates, “It’s not a popularity contest Bristlehead. It’s about coming up with a popular note ..that resonates with the crowd ..not just being loud.” Up Teeeeeeer-rump jumps, “O.k. girls and boys ..how about we throw Cousin Cruz Toad back into the pond to see if he can even make ripples there?” Seeing ..then seizing his opening ..Bernie Toad hops up on stage ..but before he can open his moth-eating mouth ..Teeeeeeer-rump inter-rumpts ..”And you’re not a registered frog ..or toad. You’re a salamander ..which is a snake ..with little legs ..And you’re a communist.  I saw you Socializing ..all around the young ones.” Sanders the Salamander cajoles, “You’re jealous becuz I’m leading in the latest tad pole.” Carly ..a front-loaded printer Toad asks, “Is anyone challenging MY qualifications as a toad ?” “No Carly. Everyone is in agreement. You’re definitely ..a TOAD,” Teeeeeeer-rump goads. Bill Clinton an Arkansas social climber Frog stopped his hobnobbing long enuf to inquire, “What about my wife. When will she croak ?” “You tell us.” Gingrich ..the loudmouthed newt ..called out ..before Teeeeeeer-rump could swing at that soft-ball. “You should compete again Newt. You’re funny.” “It’s not about jokes ..Donald. It’s about decibels and harmony.” Bill the Cosby-colored bed-hopper Toad interjected himself, “I got pretty far with funny in my day..” “Your days are over ..you pond scum, Carly Toad up and up-staged every male tail-nailer to say. “Take your poisonous mucus and slime punch ..and slide away.” “Bummer,” Cosby the Pond Scum mumbled, “I heard this Burp-up was open to all comers.” “Teeeeeeer-rump stumped, ” I plan to shoot first ..and answer questions later ..when I assume the Residency and have been debriefed.” Sanders the Socialist Salamander shot back, “Well ..I support the second amendment and I’m going to stick to my guns and I assume the Residency also ..and I wouldn’t ever be caught de-briefed.” Teeeeeeer-rump ambushed him, “Toads who know you ..say you have a hair-trigger temper ..and they seemed like straight-shooters to me.” Sanders asking for candor bantered, “Are you trying to ingratiate yourself with the NRA by talkin’ all this gun talk ?” Teeeeeeer-rump quipped “Haven’t I always ..shot from the hip ?” Frank the Reporter retorted, “Our experience is that you shoot from the lip ..Donald. Look how you picked on Jeb ..calling him low energy.” Teeeeeeer-rump jumped, “And Jeb gets over THAT hurdle ..by getting a pocketful of turtles ..the race cars of the animal world..the speed bumps on the road to the Residency ..I take back my “low energy” comment as Jeb’s appraisee ..and trade it in for “stupid” ..”lazy” ..and “crazy.” Frank the Reporter chortles ..then begins to ask, “Aren’t you afraid the media..” Teeeeeeer-rump grumps, ” Hell no ! ..I’m not afraid of the media. We toads are used to being dissected and run over. I don’t know why we’re even having a contest that’s obviously over and done. Haven’t I already won? In fact ..I remember seeing a crowd,” Teeeeeeer-rump mused tearing up. “There were thousands ..cheering Trump !” Cruz the Snake recoils, “A crowd ? Listen my two little girl toads dry out quickly ..so could we keep them OUT of the spotlight ? Pleeeze.” Teeeeeeer-rump dumps, “You’re about ..to be out ..of the spotlight Ted ..whether it pleeezes you or not. Just tell your daughters to stand by their daddy. They’ll be safe in the shadows there.” Cruz the Snake quakes, “Your numbers are inflated !! In fact ..you’re inflated !!” ..”I’m inflated ? ..Have you seen Christie around?” ..”No one can see ..when Christie’s around,” Frank the Reporter quips ..from his hip lip. “Christie’s not here. His staff didn’t tell him about it ..again,” Bob the Capitol Snob remarks. “His staff says their candidate looks better ..if you keep him in the dark.” “Speaking of keeping someone in the dark ..where’s Carson ?” “He just found out that ..as a toad ..he has the power to change colors ..so he’s home with his wife looking at swatches,” Frank the Reporter reported AND had a follow-up, “Mr. Teeeeeeer-rump, were you afraid of Christie ?” “Yes. I was afraid Christie would eat some of my competitors. He calls them candy-dates.” ..”And that’s bad how ?” .. “I wanted to eat ‘um ALL. I wanted to chew ‘um up and spit ‘um out ..like I do reporters. I had some of my opponents skewered ..you know. Then when I fired ‘um ..I had a shish-ka-Jeb ..in a Kasich sauce.” Bill Clinton Toad twanged pissed, “Can we get on with this ? My wife has been exercising her mouth around the house for some time now ..to get in shape for this competition ..and she has a much more full-bodied resonant horn going now.” “And that’s good how ?” Bob prodded ..doing his snob job. “Well we’re not going to give your wife the Residency ..just becuz she has a large oval orifice ..or wears the pants suit in the family ..or is a newly resonantly horny toad.” ..Newt rebukes Bill ..old kook to old kook. “I don’t know why you wait on her foot and foot anyway ..she has her own servers.” ..”Becuz ..like all grandparent toadesses,” Old Willie Toad confesses, “if you don’t handle her carefully ..like all senior Capitol staff ..she’ll leak. And that ruins dresses.” ..”That’s disgusting,” Teeeeeeer-rump redresses, “I don’t know why the Frog Party ever thought that a warped arrow like her ..was the best in their quiver ..or that a female ..post menopause .. COULD deliver.” ..”And that matters why? Becuz here in Washington ..the top players eat their young like frogs and toads anyway,” Snob Bob poignantly jokes. “Are those ..your final quips and quotes?” Frank yanks Bob’s crank. “No. I’d like the listeners to take one further note. With the world getting warmer ..and the ice getting thin ..Weren’t our Amphibious Forefroggers so wise to conceive of a population that swims?” So on THAT aquaticly reproductive note ..this is Frank and Bob signing off ..from all of this frog pomp. Remember .. Kermit fan club members ..as the frog pond goes ..so goes the whole swamp.



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... crickets ...

Robb loved it though!

Caller tells Mike he's doing "a ten-mile run" this Sunday in Philly, listening to TMOS as he does.

Mike immediately asks, "Now is this a marathon, half-marathon, 5K, what kind of run is this?"

Ears wide shut.

I'll say it again for Mike:

Drinking is fine. Brain damage? Not cool.

Speaking of brain damage, Mike mentioned how proud he was that his daughter had outdone him with her tap-dancing degree "with honors", By that logic Robb must be proud of every WJFK intern EVER. They have all without exception out-performed him.

Blobb Spewsack Wrote:
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> Oscar At 39 Wrote:
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> > A 3 year old boy whose 58 year old father still
> > drinks ...sad.
>
>
> Parents (Mike & Carla) who put their kid to bed
> before sunset in order to drink.
>
> Even sadder.

Cannot argue with your arithmetic

G Gordon Liddy?

No, get it right!! It's G Gordon Libby!!.

I like that G Gordon Libby.

GORDON LIDDY!

Buzz Burbank always struck me as the prototypical good guy of the show. Who, like the roaches he'd smoke, was completely happy [albeit sadly nearly off mic most of the time] nibbling offal in the shadows.
 
I guess being the smartest guy on D&M or TMOS - which Buzz easily was - might be analogous to being the one guy in hospice with control of their bladder. You might feel some vague sense of pride, but are well aware that you are just running out the clock like everyone else.
 
Buzz could be a handful; let's not pretend otherwise. But he was always good for surreptitious eye roll or hand job motion whenever the Soul Mates/Dumb and Dumber/The Glimmer Twins (i.e. Freda and/or Bart) would call in or be called. Even better were the wicked sotto voce comments out of Sorce's earshot that had staff in tears.
 
He was also much more erudite and learned than Don, Mike, or Rob(b) - although this was not a difficult feat. Much better comedic timing as well.
 
Anyway, a good solid guy.
 
Yours,
FY2

HI REEEGE! 800 calories a day and I'm watching the ants. I will burn off my own body parts until you yield to my WILL. I practiced martial arts with the Fruit of Islam and studied with a Tiger Claw master of the high Tai Shee. I have a DC Jail fighting ring!

FY2 formerly Fuck You II Wrote:
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I so don't look forward to Pilot Joel's weekly Wednesday call. Now that his hives have resolved, that is.

Torn Pentacle Wrote:
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> Speaking of brain damage, Mike mentioned how proud
> he was that his daughter had outdone him with her
> tap-dancing degree "with honors", By that logic
> Robb must be proud of every WJFK intern EVER.
> They have all without exception out-performed him.

Speaking of dubious honor students,is there an update on LPS's daughter getting accepted for vo-tech and beginning her pursuit of becoming a professional t-shirt maker?



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Around minute 15 or 16 after the SHOW KILLING opening rant about health/pork chop insurance, Mike lets slip that the real reason he's stressed is that he has to record two shows today. Who makes the schedule bitch? And sorry, Robb is just a homo who couldn't do a fun run if it would cure his kid's cancer. Come to think of it I'm not sure I believe the whole "Robert had cancer" story. I think it has always been a radio bit.

NOT BUYING BONUS SHOWS IS HOW WE STARVE MIKE'S FAMILY. Which is a good thing.

omg.... loudmouth Mike is back. As ignorant as ever. Bleh!!

Did anyone catch on Wednesday's show Mike referring to doing show prep on Yahoo about a Civil War reenactment story that he admittedly didn't read? It was amusing...

Mike's life lesson uttered today: "Family comes first."

This from the thrice-married guy of whom his sister was quoted in Open Mike as saying how much he treated his family like shit once he hit it big with D&M.

Oh-tay.

Hey, apostrophe S face! Wrote:
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> Mike's life lesson uttered today: "Family comes
> first."
>
> This from the thrice-married guy of whom his
> sister was quoted in Open Mike as saying how much
> he treated his family like shit once he hit it big
> with D&M.
>
> Oh-tay.


All statements now only refer to current family.

Just ask the daughters.

Ohhh top of the morning to ya I'm Ronnie Calhoun any shingling or butter churning ye doing?

My post that had the Gallagher material wasn't enthusiastically received. I guess you guys just didn't see the parallels between O'Meara and Gallagher: they're both washed up has beens (that really never were) who fancy themselves comedy wunderkinds.

They both wax nonsensical about politics too.

So let's try this again. HERE'S GALLAGHER…. On Sports!

Sensually,
FY2

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I always knew that Gallagher was a fruit, and not because he smashed watermelons with a sledge hammer. That was the only reason folks endured his shitty stand up comedy. Otherwise his material sucked jello shots from an AIDS infected donkey asshole

Blobb Spewsack Wrote:
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> Hey, apostrophe S face! Wrote:
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> > Mike's life lesson uttered today: "Family comes
> > first."
> >
> > This from the thrice-married guy of whom his
> > sister was quoted in Open Mike as saying how
> much
> > he treated his family like shit once he hit it
> big
> > with D&M.
> >
> > Oh-tay.
>
>
> All statements now only refer to current family.
>
> Just ask the daughters.


Incidentally, he literally ignores those of the Godless Eyes...Hand to God

Mike bitching about healthcare...an over weight, drunk who stashes cigarettes in his golf bag wants to know why healthcare is so expensive...

what a fucking moron...Do I really need to explain it to you?!

"they're going to take care of people who are rich or healthy".

yes Mike, that's true. You probably should have not eaten yourself to obese or spent all your money on boats, bars, booze, broads, wives, ponies, cars, golf, cigars, cigarettes, divorces, did I miss anything?

Know why you pay so much for having sleep apnea? Because it's a step away from COPD. Because it shows you don't take care of yourself, so you pay more. Why isn't that fair? Why should my tax pay for a break on your fat ass?

Seriously, think about that...

Carla: Decided to make Mike wear a reflective vest for his occasional 20 minute "power walks" around the neighborhood so drivers could see him better. I did think about it for a bit, but ultimately decided that risk of non-fatal injury was too great.

Mike's health care rant. Frothing, hysterical, ill-informed anger. Amusing just to hear how that clueless oaf doesn't understand anything about anything. He keeps referring to some all-important, definitive "chart" he saw on TV, convinced that he's now going to go broke because of his hip and his snoring and his pre-existing fatness. Extremely entertaining and show-killing at the same time!

The Laughing Lurker Wrote:
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> Mike's health care rant. Frothing, hysterical,
> ill-informed anger. Amusing just to hear how that
> clueless oaf doesn't understand anything about
> anything. He keeps referring to some
> all-important, definitive "chart" he saw on TV,
> convinced that he's now going to go broke because
> of his hip and his snoring and his pre-existing
> fatness. Extremely entertaining and show-killing
> at the same time!

Well said.
Did you go to AU?

Know-it-all Robb again boldly states incorrect information, this time about poisonous snakes of Virginia and was instantly slapped down by the others.

The Laughing Lurker Wrote:
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> Mike's health care rant. Frothing, hysterical,
> ill-informed anger. Amusing just to hear how that
> clueless oaf doesn't understand anything about
> anything. He keeps referring to some
> all-important, definitive "chart" he saw on TV,
> convinced that he's now going to go broke because
> of his hip and his snoring and his pre-existing
> fatness. Extremely entertaining and show-killing
> at the same time!

undefined TV chart = Fake News

Extremely unentertaining and show-killing rant.

I know more about computers than everyone on the show put together (which is not bragworthy) and I can safely say that deleting Chess, which came from the factory, is not going to help you or hurt you. My money's on broken keyboard.

Torn Pentacle Wrote:
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> I know more about computers than everyone on the
> show put together (which is not bragworthy) and I
> can safely say that deleting Chess, which came
> from the factory, is not going to help you or
> hurt you. My money's on broken keyboard.

arithmetic computes - I hear pork chop drippings are murder on keyboards.

Why is Robb such a cockholster?

Cupid Pits LoverBoy Versus the Earth

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This song by Burl Ives makes me think of Freda and smile. Especially the last line.

https://youtu.be/zQHmZMf6zwo

Rot in hell bitch.

FY2 formerly Fuck You II Wrote:
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>
> edit by Cary (the admin): Flooding/garbage
> removed. Poster, do not crapflood the thread,
> only warning.


Somebody is on his way to getting banned. What will you do when you can't post in this thread anymore?

Concerned Apparent Wrote:
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> Why is Robb such a cockholster?


damn genetics?

B'rilliant Wrote:
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> >
> > edit by Cary (the admin): Flooding/garbage
> > removed. Poster, do not crapflood the thread,
> > only warning.
>
>
> Somebody is on his way to getting banned. What
> will you do when you can't post in this thread
> anymore?


This thread is already flooded with crap. So much, that Cary had to reallocate the memory a while back.

B'rilliant:

Considering how welcoming guys like you have been, I probably wouldn't be too upset. I'd miss Peekza though - he's good people.

I guess you might be actually hurt more, as you'd no longer have an earnest and forthright target to attack with your multiple handles on this forum. Or the fun of registering variants of my name to spoof me!

Maybe someday Cary (the admin) will look at those abuses, or your own generous contribution to the "crap" herein. I'm not holding my breath on that though. As Clouseau (and R.E.M., lol) tell us, this kind of thing is just part of life's rich pageant.

Got a lot of upcoming material for you folks over the next day or so: a discussion of Bart's alcohol poisoning his first week at Clemson; a post on whether Don's 1995 bust for purchasing coke was actually a buy-gone-wrong intended (in part) for Freda. Also, a hopefully feisty debate about Freda's BAC % at the time of her timely death.

Onwards and upwards!

Yours,
FY2

Die you cockholster bitch. It takes a special kind of asshole to get Cary mad at you.

I'm about a week behind, why exactly do Mike and Robb act like craft beer is stronger than 100 proof liquor? 9.7% ABV isn't even 20 proof

Peek, come on ! It's the alcoholic brain damage and has been going on since Quench and before that O'Mearas. They are so far up denial that if Stanley and Livingstone made a human centipede they'd never be found. If you made it a group project they could not solve 2 + 2.

Sorry, but Mike O'Meara, brain damaged. Robb Spewak, brain damaged. It was the ABV that resulted in the sleeping in the neighbor's yard. At 5 in the morning.

I know this is older than pizza's lame ass "humor", bit I've been thinking about the old TMOS bandwidth problems...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WQR0gx0QBZ4#t=275

In 2005, wikipedia was doing around 1.4 billion page views and that cost $5k/month in bandwith.

How the fuck could TMOS ever have bandwidth cost problems? Mike spends more on beer per month than all of TMOS's bandwidth must cost.

And LPS wins the fat hands contest!
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Not creepy at all that Spewak calls his grandfather Daddy and calls his mother Sharon and goes out on dates with her. Nope, not creepy at all!

as creepy as Rosie's Prom pictures?
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Sports games

notice there isn't a picture of her date?

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> notice there isn't a picture of her date?

She was the date of a junior gorl 'friend', according to Headdd

Today we learned that Mike drank so much on Saturday night that he still felt like shit on Monday. Drink of choice? Coors light. You have to pound about 39 of those to hurt yourself. Mike thinks he is close to quitting alcohol for good. He is also close to dying so it's really a 50/50 thing.

Oscar At 39 Wrote:
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> Today we learned that Mike drank so much on
> Saturday night that he still felt like shit on
> Monday. Drink of choice? Coors light. You have to
> pound about 39 of those to hurt yourself. Mike
> thinks he is close to quitting alcohol for good.
> He is also close to dying so it's really a 50/50
> thing.

Well, that's why he acts like an IPA is Bacardi 151

And quitting drinking for good? HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

Talk about the juice not being worth the squeeze. Coors light? That's just bad tapwater. Drinking should be a pleasure not a contest but light beer is just giving up on life. Non-alcoholic beer is tastier.

Actually when you get drunk on less and less alcohol, it's a sign that your liver is failing.

Incidentally, he is literally cursed with the body God and his Father gave him...Hand to God

Of course it's not that having a toddler to raise is the motivation to quit drinking but rather the selfish realization that he can't recover from getting shit faced like he used to...at 58... Sad...

Today we learned that Mike's plans to visit the Washington DC area will be complicated by all the other god damned people planning to visit the Washington DC area, plus the people who live there, doing things like eating in restaurants and visiting national tourist destinations...
You can't make this shit up...

Folks,

Going to be taking a week or so off from this forum. I'm working on a few exciting projects that I will be sharing with you all in due course. I will make the finished products available for free.

- Two e-books about Freda and Bart respectively.

The first is to be entitled "On a Highway To Hell : The Freda Sorce Story."

Its sister (errr, soul-mate) volume, to be released simultaneously, will be "Like a Brat Out of Hell : The Bart Sorce Story."

- A Freda videogame! Loosely based on H.S. Warshaw's seminal "E.T." video game for Atari (1982). Instead of helping E.T. collect pieces of an interplanetary telephone for phoning home, the Freda game will ask the player to hide/destroy said pieces before Freda is able to assemble them and phone the D&M studio. A splendid time is guaranteed for all.

Love,
FY2

very Champ-like ...

even with rob's shitty-sounding voice lately, he will NOT decrease his amount of butting in. if your voice is crap, i think a NORMAL person would maybe back off a bit . . . not rob.

Mike bitching about his sister and brother-in-law coming to visit and being "Urbanized". They are coming for his daughter's graduation. WTF? How many trips up North did he make for graduations?

It is also his first Mothers Day Brunch in 15 years. Again, what a great family guy. He is surprised reservations are hard to get? Oscar tried to explain but was cut off. Like common sense needed an explanation?

Bloob's solution? "Put it on Paul". What a dick head. Invite relatives to a graduation and ask them to plan the weekend? He'll probably make Carey Tater Tot casserole for Mothers Day to double up on the diabetes with no health insurance in our future plan.

By the way, Bloob sounds great again. Will he beat Mike to the Grave? That is a good question: Will it be Big O and Bloob or TMOS-Bloob next?

Carla: I take small comfort in fact that were Mike to refuse to give up his seat on our flight, it would be impossible for police/security to drag him out of his seat and down the aisle.

Fyi

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Poster, do not flood threads with irrelevant oversized imagery. Only warning.



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NASA asks if you could make that bigger -- it's not quite visible from the ISS. Almost.

the lamest ploy yet

shit . . . is rob's voice the same on today's show?? i'm on yesterday's show, and i just don't get it -- he sounds like complete shit but hasn't not evened toned down the babbling.

During today's endless segment on biscuit and gravy chips, O5car says that 'we don't have them here above the Mason Dixon line'. Um, no, you're south of the MD line.

Sumpin' to be said for consistency

As if Blob's voice wasn't annoying enough, belittling Pony every time he talked was a no class thing today. Reminded me of when he dissed Drab on stage. I guess this makes the fat, useless, lazy, untalented bitch feel macho. And. he had the gall to say "Mickey Dolan never says no to anything". This from the ES talent show host and JV LAX announcer. How does he live with himself?

Be fun if Pony referred to how fat Spewak is every time Spewak referred to how skinny Pony is.

Robb was specifically asked to talk less on Tuesday. Surprise, he talked more.

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Is that big picture something to do with Peeza? Because it's two nog faggots.

So, B'rilliant:

Do you have any similarly hurtful words for poster "Fox News," or is your ire reserved exclusively for me?

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Is this your idea of taking a week or so off? You should get AIDS and die because you are a nog faggot.

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Well I guess you did answer my question ;) I welcome your hate sir!

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> As if Blob's voice wasn't annoying enough,
> belittling Pony every time he talked was a no
> class thing today. Reminded me of when he dissed
> Drab on stage. I guess this makes the fat,
> useless, lazy, untalented bitch feel macho. And.
> he had the gall to say "Mickey Dolan never says no
> to anything". This from the ES talent show host
> and JV LAX announcer. How does he live with
> himself?

How does he live with himself? By jerking off to Elvis every day. Girls in junior high are embarrassed by this kind of teen-idol worship. Looking forward to the TMOS episode when Spewak finally comes out of the closet.
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Well I haven't been here in a while, nice to see some of the same spirited exchanges.

Checked back in with the shitcast, and it's stunning to me that nothing has changed. Rob is still a fat unfunny sack of shit, he recycles the same hack lines from years ago. And it's amazing how little LFF listens to anyone else. He has no idea what's being said, asks FatRob and Oscar the source of things said AFTER they've said it twice already. That and he still calls it a "radio show". He's truly clueless.

Best decision I ever made was to stop listening to this fucking garbage, I urge the saner ones here to do the same. The show is unfunny, unoriginal and not remotely entertaining. It baffles me how it's still afloat.

Nice to see you all.

I am a full week behind, just got to the healthcare rant to open the show, I tapped out...just.can't.do.it.

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I dont check this thread every 30 minutes like some people do so please forgive my delay in saying "haha fox news is about to get banned". Happy now? How's Hawaii?

Robb at 400 pounds chooses to drink every night and listen to Elvis records. Tick tick tick.... Sad...

the Cottonmouth claim was VINTAGE Spewak...Even after he had been repeatedly proven wrong he was still mumbling about it..."How did I come across this piece of information?"

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What is this Morse Code crap?

Why does Mike think professional musicians are lining up to play for free in New Orleans? Exactly what kind of exposure does he think playing in front of 500 P1s is going to bring? And he is demanding a video submission? Because it would stand to reason a band big enough to have a MFing video would LITERALLY jump at the chance to play for the Fatman and his retard following...for FREE

The rationale is that then they can say "we played at the House of Blues" but it's really "we played at the House of Blues in front of none of our fans, but a bunch of 50 year olds." If you look at the youtube, small local bands have been putting videos out for years.

Don't get me started on the travel expense! They'd be paying to play like you said in front of a bunch of P1s. Didn't they have an opening band from Vermont once? Anyone remember them?

And Mike really needs to stop saying "NOLA". Now please.

Can't wait to hear that! In reality, they could hire a band for 200 bucks. It'll never happen though because they'd probably have to buy a different stage package. BTW, Mike says NOLA because he grew up around alcohol, vomit, and urine.