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Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by: peekza ()
Date: November 30, 2017 12:05PM

there is a reason he telecommutes

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Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by: peekza ()
Date: November 30, 2017 01:05PM

885...Semper Fam
Attachments:
She's got her father's pout.JPG

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Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by: peekza ()
Date: November 30, 2017 01:15PM

It's like Mike doesn't realize most of his listeners aren't on "his" team...Why does he think the political talk tanks the downloads?



Edited 1 time(s). Last edit at 11/30/2017 01:18PM by peekza.

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Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by: Robbay Christmas Pool, lol ()
Date: November 30, 2017 01:27PM

I read the previous post and shit myself! I dont mean I was surprised or shocked. I mean I shit myself, literally. Im sitting in my own shit right now typing.

LIving with IBS is hard.

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Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by: pizza faggot ()
Date: November 30, 2017 01:53PM

Come on, pizza, even you can't be that dumb

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Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by: Blobb Spewsack ()
Date: November 30, 2017 02:53PM

How long will it take for Chris Frates to understand who he is working with and it all falls apart?

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Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by: spewakked ()
Date: November 30, 2017 04:50PM

To no one's surprise, he's been fired for general incompetence many times.

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Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by: New York Show coming ()
Date: November 30, 2017 05:04PM

Doing squats in the gym today. My 1980 short shorts offered not containment for the explosion of diarrhea that blew out my left leg hole directly int the face of a 30-somemthing doing crunches next to me. Trainer spotting an older man on bench press saw the whole thing and projectile vomited into the face of the guy he was spotting causing the man to drop the bar on his jaw breaking it.

All I could do was waddle over to the rack, replace my weights and skulk into the Family dressing room. I took a shower with my clothes on and left out the fire exit.

Fitness with IBS is hard.

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Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by: peekza ()
Date: November 30, 2017 05:05PM

Blobb Spewsack Wrote:
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> How long will it take for Chris Frates to
> understand who he is working with and it all falls
> apart?


4 episodes or less

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Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by: Oscar DeBe ()
Date: November 30, 2017 05:35PM

New York Show coming Wrote:
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> Doing squats in the gym today. My 1980 short
> shorts offered not containment for the explosion
> of diarrhea that blew out my left leg hole
> directly int the face of a 30-somemthing doing
> crunches next to me. Trainer spotting an older
> man on bench press saw the whole thing and
> projectile vomited into the face of the guy he was
> spotting causing the man to drop the bar on his
> jaw breaking it.
>
> All I could do was waddle over to the rack,
> replace my weights and skulk into the Family
> dressing room. I took a shower with my clothes on
> and left out the fire exit.
>
> Fitness with IBS is hard.

What in tarnation!

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Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by: peekza ()
Date: November 30, 2017 06:07PM

Mike revealed a new character today, Christmas Featherduster...Sounds exactly like Charlie in a Box from Rudolph...at least it wasn't Bruce Dern or South Afreeeeeekin

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Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by: Bowel Buddy ()
Date: November 30, 2017 06:32PM

Semper bowels

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Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by: Christmas Feather Dustelr lololo ()
Date: November 30, 2017 07:31PM

Please god dont start the scat pics again. The stories I can handle not the picz

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Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by: Best of FYBDW ()
Date: November 30, 2017 08:04PM

> Brown Control to Major Tom
> Brown Control to Major Tom
> Take your laxative and put the toilet seat down
> Brown Control to Major Tom
> Commencing countdown, Vent fan on
> Check for shit stains and may God's love be with
> you
> Ten, Nine, Eight, Seven, Six, Five, Four, Three,
> Two, One, Lift-off
> This is Brown Control to Major Tom
> You've really made the grade
> And the plumbers want to know what dish you ate
> Now it's time to leave the stall if you dare
> This is Major Tom to Brown Control
> I'm straining through the floor
> And my shit stinks in a most peculiar way
> And my colon feels very different today
> For here
> Am I sitting in a shit can
> Far behind the office
> My butthole is through
> And there's nothing I can do
> Though I ate that burrito hours ago
> I'm feeling very ill
> And I think this toilet is going to overflow
> Tell my wife I love her very much (she knows!)
> Brown Control to Major Tom
> The toilets clogged, there's something wrong
> Can you hear me, Major Tom?
> Can you hear me, Major Tom?
> Can you hear me, Major Tom?
> Can you hear....
> Here am I shitting in my tin can
> Far behind the office
> My butthole is through
> And there's nothing I can do

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Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by: Onion Onion ()
Date: December 01, 2017 08:22AM

Im glad to see more creative outlets for Brothers in Bowels above. Its not a beautiful poem but it shows some effort at least. I think Bowie would be appalled but then again he was known for his superior bowel health.

As for me, things went very well with several 'silk rope' eliminations during the day. Smooth satisfying and utterly pain-free. Thanks to all the BiB's here.

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Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by: Feather duster story over top ()
Date: December 01, 2017 09:10AM

A young crown attorney used to pay according to the number of enemas one was willing to
receive at his hands; when I crossed swords with him, I agreed to accept seven, he administered
them all himself; thus, seven times over had I to mount a little stepladder, while he, stationed
underneath me, frigged himself until I spewed out over his prick the entire charge with which he
had lubricated my bowels.

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Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by: Jen Ettix ()
Date: December 01, 2017 02:13PM

Robbb did Jim Nabors obit today. He said he was 82....he was 87.

It has been Zero weeks since Robbb didn't get something wrong...

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Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by: peekza ()
Date: December 01, 2017 02:36PM

Robb also lied about playing that particular Rainman clip ONLY two times before today...He has played "hot Water burn Baby" at least once a year...Mike essentially called him a liar about it

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Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by: BOAD Guy 666 ()
Date: December 01, 2017 03:52PM

Mike started today by slamming the Klubbers. His statement about people scared to call in was “When you are afraid, you get angry”.

His interview with Stacy Keach was God awful. Keach says “Matt LeBlanc is a comic genius".

The best part of the week was Blobb getting reamed by Mike for cutting into the interview time with the Rainman clip he’s played a hundred times. Oscar was great poking Blobba the Hut during it. He stammers to say it’s only been played three times and that he and Mike love that clip.

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Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by: Coke in cans better than fountai ()
Date: December 01, 2017 05:02PM

Had to go in the office today and had no time to get to the public restroom so I used my boss's private restroom. Blessed relief came with a Gigantic Shit. I mean it nearly filled the bowl with a 6 foot coil. Finished up and came to found they had disconnected the water to the toilet. From the looks of it a looong time ago as the tank and bowl were bone dry. I panicked a little and started scooping the poo out with an 8.5" x 11" card stock I had in my binder. I got about half of it into the waste basket when I heard my boss returning.

I dropped everything and sprinted out of the bathroom. Unfortunately on the way out I stepped in the half shit filled waste basket and tracked my dirt all over his 38oz white cut pile wool carpet. I would have gotten away with it too if the card stock I used hadnt had been the title page to a report Id written just a week earlier.

IBS sucks...

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Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by: Coke in cans better than founta ()
Date: December 01, 2017 05:46PM

Had to go in the office today and had no time to get to the public restroom so I used my boss's private restroom. Blessed relief came with a Gigantic Shit. I mean it nearly filled the bowl with a 6 foot coil. Finished up and came to found they had disconnected the water to the toilet. From the looks of it a looong time ago as the tank and bowl were bone dry. I panicked a little and started scooping the poo out with an 8.5" x 11" card stock I had in my binder. I got about half of it into the waste basket when I heard my boss returning.

I dropped everything and sprinted out of the bathroom. Unfortunately on the way out I stepped in the half shit filled waste basket and tracked my dirt all over his 38oz white cut pile wool carpet. I would have gotten away with it too if the card stock I used hadnt had been the title page to a report Id written just a week earlier.

IBS sucks... 

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Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by: Coke in cans better than founta ()
Date: December 01, 2017 05:47PM

Had to go in the office today and had no time to get to the public restroom so I used my boss's private restroom. Blessed relief came with a Gigantic Shit. I mean it nearly filled the bowl with a 6 foot coil. Finished up and came to found they had disconnected the water to the toilet. From the looks of it a looong time ago as the tank and bowl were bone dry. I panicked a little and started scooping the poo out with an 8.5" x 11" card stock I had in my binder. I got about half of it into the waste basket when I heard my boss returning.

I dropped everything and sprinted out of the bathroom. Unfortunately on the way out I stepped in the half shit filled waste basket and tracked my dirt all over his 38oz white cut pile wool carpet. I would have gotten away with it too if the card stock I used hadnt had been the title page to a report Id written just a week earlier.

IBS sucks... nbsp;

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Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by: Coke in cans better than founta ()
Date: December 01, 2017 05:47PM

Had to go in the office today and had no time to get to the public restroom so I used my boss's private restroom. Blessed relief came with a Gigantic Shit. I mean it nearly filled the bowl with a 6 foot coil. Finished up and came to found they had disconnected the water to the toilet. From the looks of it a looong time ago as the tank and bowl were bone dry. I panicked a little and started scooping the poo out with an 8.5" x 11" card stock I had in my binder. I got about half of it into the waste basket when I heard my boss returning.

I dropped everything and sprinted out of the bathroom. Unfortunately on the way out I stepped in the half shit filled waste basket and tracked my dirt all over his 38oz white cut pile wool carpet. I would have gotten away with it too if the card stock I used hadnt had been the title page to a report Id written just a week earlier.

IBS sucks... nbsp; 

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Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by: BOAD Guy 666 ()
Date: December 01, 2017 05:50PM

Ass wipe says what twice?

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Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by: Torn Pentacle ()
Date: December 01, 2017 05:53PM

BOAD Guy 666 Wrote:
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> Mike started today by slamming the Klubbers. His
> statement about people scared to call in was
> “When you are afraid, you get angry”.

Korrection: When the show sucks even the klubbers get angry. No one's afraid except you Mike. And being a douche to the callers isn't "shtick" is genuinely being a douche to the callers.

>
> His interview with Stacy Keach was God awful.
> Keach says “Matt LeBlanc is a comic genius".
>
> The best part of the week was Blobb getting reamed
> by Mike for cutting into the interview time with
> the Rainman clip he’s played a hundred times.
> Oscar was great poking Blobba the Hut during it.
> He stammers to say it’s only been played three
> times and that he and Mike love that clip.

They started late but that was the publicist's fault. He's probably a hump.

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Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by: Larry K. ()
Date: December 01, 2017 06:22PM

BOAD Guy 666 Wrote:
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> “When you are afraid, you get angry”.
>

That may be the most self-aware thing he’s ever said. He’s so afraid of being a forgotten nobody, that he’s Full Mike at the entire world.

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Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by: BOAD Guy 666 ()
Date: December 01, 2017 07:05PM

Larry K. Wrote:
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> BOAD Guy 666 Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
>
> > “When you are afraid, you get angry”.
> >
>
> That may be the most self-aware thing he’s ever
> said. He’s so afraid of being a forgotten
> nobody, that he’s Full Mike at the entire world.

Interesting. I don’t recall asking for your opinion.

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Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by: the tmoss show ()
Date: December 01, 2017 08:18PM

The TMOS Show -- LISTEN AND YOU'LL GET IT!

The Mike O'Meara Show is an amazon affiliate and the official sponsor of the Red Sox. Big announcement on that soon! Podcast will stream live in the 7th inning instead of the crummy song at next year's games. Big get for the MLB, and a nice payday for the boys!

24 days for Kringle shopping
24 days to fill the stocking
only got a few more, only got a few more

HELLO THAR!

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Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by: Amazon Delivery Woman ()
Date: December 01, 2017 08:41PM

I think we all need to say a prayer for our Sister in Bowels with Amazon Delivery - clearly she had an emergency and the high tech people in Sacramento of course record the world 24/7. Being busted having explosive shit fountain by your truck in a cul de sac is humiliating and could cause her mental injury.

I hope she finds this support thread and feels safe to share her ordeal and overall bodily functions with us. I know you all and I know you would welcome her with open arms and make her feel safe and her bowels loved.

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Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by: Hubbard ()
Date: December 01, 2017 08:47PM

Amazon Delivery Woman Wrote:
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> I think we all need to say a prayer for our Sister
> in Bowels with Amazon Delivery - clearly she had
> an emergency and the high tech people in
> Sacramento of course record the world 24/7. Being
> busted having explosive shit fountain by your
> truck in a cul de sac is humiliating and could
> cause her mental injury.
>
> I hope she finds this support thread and feels
> safe to share her ordeal and overall bodily
> functions with us. I know you all and I know you
> would welcome her with open arms and make her feel
> safe and her bowels loved.


well said, being a working woman with IBS is bound to have some scenarios that get brown going down

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Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by: BOAD Guy 666 ()
Date: December 01, 2017 09:47PM

Failcast!
Attachments:
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Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by: BOAD Guy 666 ()
Date: December 01, 2017 10:23PM

My dick smells like asshole.

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Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by: promise to glob ()
Date: December 01, 2017 11:15PM

BOAD Guy 666 Wrote:
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> My dick smells like asshole.


not good for bowels or your dick son.

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Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by: peekza ()
Date: December 02, 2017 03:35AM

I would love to see video of today's show, especially the opening and the interview...You know it's a good meltdown when they don't post the video

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Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by: Grey Onion ()
Date: December 02, 2017 09:28AM

peekza Wrote:
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> I would love to see video of today's show,
> especially the opening and the interview...You
> know it's a good meltdown when they don't post the
> video


How are your bowels, young man?

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Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by: go tf away ()
Date: December 02, 2017 10:27AM

the tmoss show Wrote:
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> The TMOS Show -- LISTEN AND YOU'LL GET IT!
>
> The Mike O'Meara Show is an amazon affiliate and
> the official sponsor of the Red Sox. Big
> announcement on that soon! Podcast will stream
> live in the 7th inning instead of the crummy song
> at next year's games. Big get for the MLB, and a
> nice payday for the boys!
>
> 24 days for Kringle shopping
> 24 days to fill the stocking
> only got a few more, only got a few more
>
> HELLO THAR!



You are autistic but I gotta give it to ya that was pretty rich.

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Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by: The Time Robb Forgot to Pay ()
Date: December 02, 2017 11:49AM

Good bowel day as they are quiet despite too much coffee, doughnuts, and a bagel - not a healthy start to the day. Had to get up to drive kid to event so up at 615. Hope I dont blow hot shit all over my Haynes later. How are your bowels 2DaY?

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Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by: Jennifer_C ()
Date: December 02, 2017 12:05PM

The Time Robb Forgot to Pay Wrote:
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> Good bowel day as they are quiet despite too much
> coffee, doughnuts, and a bagel - not a healthy
> start to the day. Had to get up to drive kid to
> event so up at 615. Hope I dont blow hot shit all
> over my Haynes later. How are your bowels 2DaY?


Clicked thinking it was about the story of the time Robb forgot to pay his tab at the Green Turtle and Carla had to call in a payment. Instead its a comment on someones bathroom situation. Disgusting.

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Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by: BOAD Guy 666 ()
Date: December 02, 2017 12:29PM

RE: I would love to see video of today's show, especially the opening and the interview...You know it's a good meltdown when they don't post the video

>>>>Exactly!



Bonus this week: Mike is buying used golf clubs!

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Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by: BOAD Guy 666 ()
Date: December 02, 2017 12:39PM

My asshole smells like dick.

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Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by: BOAD Guy 666 ()
Date: December 02, 2017 01:09PM

Another Bonus from the Bonus..

Mike lists his priorities:

1. My Kid

2. My Wife

3. My work

4. Golf

5. Golf

I am sure his daughters feel the same way.

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Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by: mike pence ()
Date: December 02, 2017 02:52PM

BOAD Guy 666 Wrote:
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> My asshole smells like dick.

Son your bowels were not meant for this kind of activity. Later in life you will wish you hadnt tasted the forbidden fruit as you will be wearing adult diapers. Anal prolapse is a real thing and getting pounded in the ass my another mans cock is a good way to weaken the rectal walls.

I urge you, for the sake of your bowels, stop this behavior. Perhaps enroll yourself in re-programming ive heard its what helped Mike Pence.

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Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by: BOAD Guy 666 ()
Date: December 02, 2017 08:31PM

BOAD Guy 666 Wrote:
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> My asshole smells like dick.


Wasn't me...it's a Klubbber. Most likely SDM.

Real BOAD guy is anti-Mike
Anti-Blobba the Hut

ok with Oscar.

Not into poop.

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Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by: Confused Now ()
Date: December 02, 2017 08:58PM

BOAD Guy 666 Wrote:
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> BOAD Guy 666 Wrote:
> -------------------------------------------------
> ------
> > My asshole smells like dick.
>
>
> Wasn't me...it's a Klubbber. Most likely SDM.
>
> Real BOAD guy is anti-Mike
> Anti-Blobba the Hut
>
> ok with Oscar.
>
> Not into poop.

What is a SDM? Why do you TMOS people use so many damn acronyms?

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Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by: woopy ()
Date: December 02, 2017 10:00PM

Im worried - havent taken a shit all day

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Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by: Hey, apostrophe S face! ()
Date: December 03, 2017 02:58AM

Anyone in here get any good pussy lately?

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Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by: Don could come back! ()
Date: December 03, 2017 10:48AM

Ive got a turtle-head poking out. Seriously I have a crap on deck that could choke a donkey! Its squiggy! I mean, Im getting all emotional about it Im not kidding.

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Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by: BOAD Guy 666 ()
Date: December 03, 2017 11:15AM

Memories.....good shot without the ones that left. Seven year ago.
Attachments:
tmos christmas seven years ago.jpg

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Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by: The Tmoss show ()
Date: December 03, 2017 11:23AM

True Omericans know the Mike and Don show was passable but a mere stepping stone to the refined upgrade of the TMOS show. Robb's comedy has progressed wonderfully, the Big O adds that millennial angle and the numbers speak for themselves with Mike being considered for the Simpsons and rubbing elbows with Bill O'reilly, Cuck Todd (just a little guy humor relax).

And the numbers never lie, the TMOS show is the longest running and most successful podcast on the radio! Now that the Christmas season is here, get your steaks from Omaha with the Mike O code for 4 extra kielbasa! A steal at twice the price everybodyyyy

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Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by: Failcast BS Bill ()
Date: December 03, 2017 12:18PM

No SDM.

-It is not the longest, or most successful podcast. Mike's buying used clubs behind his wife back. His wife is a redneck who is missing a chromosome. Why else she stay with that asshole? And, they are raising a brat who seems to get his looks from momma, thank god, but has Daddy's temperament.

-Frozen Steak! Yummy. So classy'

-Stacey Keach? Boy that was a winner.

-On the radio? Two stations. One in a beach town. The other in the middle of Iowa. Winning!

You're almost as bad as the poop guy. At least your posts smell about the same.

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Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by: OaktonWhineShop ()
Date: December 03, 2017 12:23PM

Ah, FFXU. Proving that Dumb Cubed doesn't begin or end with the TMOS thread-- the dumb goes exponentially broader and deeper.

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Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by: Blobb Spewsack ()
Date: December 03, 2017 01:22PM

The Tmoss show Wrote:
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> True Omericans know the Mike and Don show was
> passable but a mere stepping stone to the refined
> upgrade of the TMOS show. Robb's comedy has
> progressed wonderfully, the Big O adds that
> millennial angle and the numbers speak for
> themselves with Mike being considered for the
> Simpsons and rubbing elbows with Bill O'reilly,
> Cuck Todd (just a little guy humor relax).
>
> And the numbers never lie, the TMOS show is the
> longest running and most successful podcast on the
> radio! Now that the Christmas season is here, get
> your steaks from Omaha with the Mike O code for 4
> extra kielbasa! A steal at twice the price
> everybodyyyy


LOLOL, you cracked me up with this one.

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Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by: Torn Pentacle ()
Date: December 03, 2017 03:36PM

The Stupid Cunt show Wrote:
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> True Omericans know the Mike and Don show was
> passable but a mere stepping stone to the refined
> upgrade of the TMOS show.

That's just retarded.

> Robb's comedy has
> progressed wonderfully,

Progress would be him not showing up. But he's addicted to talking over people, fucking up the board and demonstrating how often he can be wrong about stuff.

> the Big O adds that
> millennial angle

O5car's not a millennial you stupid cunt.

> and the numbers speak for
> themselves with Mike being considered for the
> Simpsons

Mike talked about sending in a tape but was too fat, drunk, and lazy to follow through. He was never "considered".

> And the numbers never lie, the TMOS show is the
> longest running and most successful podcast on the
> radio!

Not longest running. Not most successful. Podcasts are not radio.

> Now that the Christmas season is here, get
> your steaks from Omaha with the Mike O code for 4
> extra kielbasa! A steal at twice the price
> everybodyyyy

Meat from the grocery store is better. And the butcher doesn't pretend he can sell you "tartlets". Omaha steaks are for old people and shut-ins. Are you a shut-in Focker?

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Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by: Longest Running Podcast - Yes! ()
Date: December 03, 2017 03:49PM

I love that Mike is so funny and his show has lasted on the 'airwaves' of the internet - impressive. I wish I could be as happy for my own circumstances but alas I cannot. I just had an IBS attack at a craft fair. I sprayed hot liquid shit all over some garden gnomes made of recycled shampoo bottles. Thats what I though at least until I managed to put my glasses back on and realized, to my horror, I just sprayed a play area with toddlers dressed up as Santa's helpers! The teaming mass of coated little ones swimming in the puddles of my bowels and parents slipping and falling was a horrific scene of man's cruelty to man. The mom's did their best but dealing with my colon gravy smeared all over the young ones they ended up projectile vomiting on the kids and each other.

IBS doesnt take a break for the holidays...

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Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by: tummy troubles not Mike O ()
Date: December 03, 2017 03:59PM

Once again I click thinking it will be a fellow fan celebrating Mike O when its just a story about someone with tummy troubles. *sigh*

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Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by: Sparrowfucker ()
Date: December 03, 2017 06:03PM

Confused Now Wrote:
>
> What is a SDM? Why do you TMOS people use so many
> damn acronyms?

The heart-attack victim death-ready ASS who fundraises for the idiotic gifts to Mike and Robbb and fundraised the post-show get-together at the Green Turtle. Also know as The High Sparrow because the klubbers buy premium cable to watch game of thrones, prescription medicine be damned! In einen nutshell, he's the reason klubbers can't have nice things.

If you're a God-fearing prayerful person, time spent praying for his death would be time wellspent.

Prediction: Robbb will sell the cruise and not go on it. Going to The Masters sounds like a nightmare, who would go on a cruise with their family?

In other news, my bowels are STUPENDOUS. People who are weak enough to have IBS should be sent to death camps or the arsenic mines.

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Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by: McCraken ()
Date: December 03, 2017 08:59PM

Doesn't mike sound jealous when Robb talks about his weight loss?

Golfs gonna get him there though. Hanging mid-west liberals for drinks afterwards.....

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Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by: Jeffeff ()
Date: December 04, 2017 01:35AM

What was the name of the sketchy old broad who used to give money to Mike, Buzz, Robb, Ronick, etc. in exchange for . . . Uh, no one really wanted to know? Is she still in the picture?

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Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by: TMOS is the Bestest Ever! ()
Date: December 04, 2017 06:48AM

Mike mentions her every day. Every day. Bad listener. Are you Cary Spewak?

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Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by: Phillip Lester ()
Date: December 04, 2017 07:54AM

Longest Running Podcast - Yes! Wrote:
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> I love that Mike is so funny and his show has
> lasted on the 'airwaves' of the internet -
> impressive. I wish I could be as happy for my own
> circumstances but alas I cannot. I just had an
> IBS attack at a craft fair. I sprayed hot liquid
> shit all over some garden gnomes made of recycled
> shampoo bottles. Thats what I though at least
> until I managed to put my glasses back on and
> realized, to my horror, I just sprayed a play area
> with toddlers dressed up as Santa's helpers! The
> teaming mass of coated little ones swimming in the
> puddles of my bowels and parents slipping and
> falling was a horrific scene of man's cruelty to
> man. The mom's did their best but dealing with my
> colon gravy smeared all over the young ones they
> ended up projectile vomiting on the kids and each
> other.
>
> IBS doesnt take a break for the holidays...


recycled shampoo bottles = toddlers dressed as santa's helpers - what a fabulous and sick mind you have. How are your bowels today?

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Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by: McCracken ()
Date: December 04, 2017 08:15AM

Bad Listener...

Blacky Bliefer

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Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by: Robb cannot find his keys! ()
Date: December 04, 2017 08:18AM

My bowels feel pretty good. Had veggie chili while watching the latenight game - no sign of it but I feel it like a pine cone in my descending colon. Not sure if I should rosin up the towel rack quite yet but I have plenty of news paper spread on the bathroom floor in case the spray over is a problem

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Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by: midwife says ()
Date: December 04, 2017 10:34AM

Epic bowel movement on deck. 'Its time, the baby comes now...'

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Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by: EsteBAN ()
Date: December 04, 2017 10:35AM

And Mike lies again...

When a caller asked him what drummers he likes, he asked Mike about John Bonham.
Mike says something like, oh yeah, loved him.

Then Mike proceeds to ask if John Bonham was still with us.

Really Mike? The guy who drummed for arguably the biggest rock band in the world at the time, died 35 years ago, thus causing this band to break up. SMH.

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Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by: Torn Pentacle ()
Date: December 04, 2017 11:51AM

And he thinks he's being cool by saying he doesn't like Charlie Watts. To be honest I don't even notice Watts' drumming. That's how I know it's good. Plus he's cool. Buddy Rich, a try too hard douche. Give me Krupa any day.

I share your respect for "Bongo" as Robbb would say.

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Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by: Cynthia ()
Date: December 04, 2017 11:56AM

Why are people posting about their stomach issues here?

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Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by: TMOS is the Best! ()
Date: December 04, 2017 04:08PM

As if you didn't know, "Cynthia."

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Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by: Stumbled on This Site ()
Date: December 04, 2017 05:27PM

EsteBAN Wrote:
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> And Mike lies again...
>
> When a caller asked him what drummers he likes, he
> asked Mike about John Bonham.
> Mike says something like, oh yeah, loved him.
>
> Then Mike proceeds to ask if John Bonham was still
> with us.
>
> Really Mike? The guy who drummed for arguably the
> biggest rock band in the world at the time, died
> 35 years ago, thus causing this band to break up.
> SMH.

Here's hoping Mike gets to party with Keith Moon real soon. Then Carla will get the Buddy Rich calls.

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Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by: Hey, apostrophe S face! ()
Date: December 04, 2017 07:56PM

Can't get enough of Spewak playing audio of video clips. Today was another great day for me. Can you believe the sound of the Silverdome NOT collapsing? Epic. No one does it better than Spewak.

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Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by: inclusive one ()
Date: December 04, 2017 08:04PM

Hey, apostrophe S face! Wrote:
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> Can't get enough of Spewak playing audio of video
> clips. Today was another great day for me. Can you
> believe the sound of the Silverdome NOT
> collapsing? Epic. No one does it better than
> Spewak.


He is just being forward thinking and teaching us how it would feel to be blind.

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Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by: Marcus 20:10 ()
Date: December 04, 2017 08:32PM

'celebrate our bowels and all their fruit... eschew not even the watery yet chunky leavings as these wastes are by his hand and by them you shall know even in their stench we are all but children...' Marcus 20:10

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Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by: the tmoss show ()
Date: December 04, 2017 08:35PM

inclusive one Wrote:
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> Hey, apostrophe S face! Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > Can't get enough of Spewak playing audio of
> video
> > clips. Today was another great day for me. Can
> you
> > believe the sound of the Silverdome NOT
> > collapsing? Epic. No one does it better than
> > Spewak.
>
>
> He is just being forward thinking and teaching us
> how it would feel to be blind.

Confucius say better to be blind than deaf, otherwise one couldn't be able to enjoy the TMOS show-whoa-whoa!

Confucius also say, baseball all wrong - man with 4 balls can not walk!

Just a little guy humor, settle down everyboddyyyy. Remember to use all your senses to support the Mike O show with a subscription to Blue Apron. It'll be sure to delight the eyes, nose and especially those taste buds, just use the promo code MIKE for 50% off your first month, with a 3 year subscription.

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Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by: tjx9y ()
Date: December 04, 2017 09:03PM

Marcus 20:10 Wrote:
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> 'celebrate our bowels and all their fruit...
> eschew not even the watery yet chunky leavings as
> these wastes are by his hand and by them you shall
> know even in their stench we are all but
> children...'
Marcus 20:10


What in the Sam Hill?!?!?

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Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by: Torn Pentacle ()
Date: December 04, 2017 10:15PM

the tmoss show Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------

> Just a little guy humor, settle down
> everyboddyyyy. Remember to use all your senses to
> support the Mike O show with a subscription to
> Blue Apron. It'll be sure to delight the eyes,
> nose and especially those taste buds, just use the
> promo code MIKE for 50% off your first month, with
> a 3 year subscription.

I bet you know all about little guys, Short Eyes.

Do you like to explore your little guys anally, with your eyes, and your nose, and your taste buds???

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Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by: Verified Green Onion ()
Date: December 04, 2017 10:52PM

I was backed up pretty bad this morning on the john. Must have been that giant black cock I took last night. It was still worth it.

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Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by: nog cock ()
Date: December 04, 2017 11:40PM

Bored kid at a wingsover place nutted in my hangar 11. I realized it and ate half of it in front of him and demanded him to put more special sauce on it.

Scared, the boy picked up the plate and tried to bring it in the privacy of the back room. I slammed my fist on the counter and demanded he put it on the wings right there. He began to apologize for what he did, I slammed my fist again and told him I knew. I loved it.

Tears streaming down his face now, I slammed my fist again, shattering wood and demanded him whip it out and jerk it on to my chicken. In front of a shocked crowd he did so. People gagging, others taking pictures. I slammed my fist for the money shot and paid him extra. Best chicken ever, right pizza?

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Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by: Intractable Stupidity ()
Date: December 05, 2017 02:07AM

JHC, it's bad enough that Blobbb has to be constantly wrong, but when LFF berates him for knowing nothing by demonstrating how much he knows, incorrectly, it just compounds the stupidity. Just say you don't know dick either, dumbass.

And just fyi, college divisions are based on the number of scholarships they're able to award in a given sport, not "...division one, this the mac daddy division..."

It's like an echo chamber of retardedness...

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Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by: Morning Message about Carla ()
Date: December 05, 2017 08:42AM

'Be at peace and celebrate thou bowels divine; shriek not at thine bowels hideous bounty as, like the sun each day, they are but a blessed cycle. If thou may retch at explosive and watery emissions, know that there is a place in the circle of life for those that must devour these offerings. To them you and your precious bowels are holy providers...' Book of Turds 24:11

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Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by: Oakton Porn Shop ()
Date: December 05, 2017 08:49AM

MOM FANS: Stay tuned this week. Mike & Robb will be announcing something VERY special...The release of their XXX rated scat porn video. You should see the size of the dump that Mike takes on Oscar’s chest! Bonus show fans get the video for 50% off!

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Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by: Carla gets a quote from mechanic ()
Date: December 05, 2017 08:55AM

Oakton Porn Shop Wrote:
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> MOM FANS: Stay tuned this week. Mike & Robb will
> be announcing something VERY special...The release
> of their XXX rated scat porn video. You should see
> the size of the dump that Mike takes on Oscar’s
> chest! Bonus show fans get the video for 50% off!


That sounds naughty/delicious! Can I get it on blu-ray DVD for Christmas? Chocolate log on a powdered doughnut - Im tingling!

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Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by: Scrooged ()
Date: December 05, 2017 01:23PM

Admittedly, I purchased the TMOS Christmas cd and played it for friends and family over the holidays. My wife left me, my dog ran away and I'm homeless living in a van down by the river. I guess they didn't "get it?" Keep TMOS rocking into the new year! Let's pile on even more weight and see just how much more these new hips can take.

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Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by: Torn Pentacle ()
Date: December 05, 2017 04:01PM

Mike you stupid brain-damaged drunken lazy idiot. What adult has "gribblies"? Wipe your ass you stupid brain-damaged drunken lazy idiot. Before you get in bed to eat your bowl of chocolate cake. With milk or cream. Die is what I'm saying.

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Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by: nog cock ()
Date: December 05, 2017 04:09PM

Do you think pizza regrets bringing the bowel people into this thread?

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Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by: Carla would know for sure ()
Date: December 05, 2017 04:17PM

nog cock Wrote:
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> Do you think pizza regrets bringing the bowel
> people into this thread?


I dont know but I could sure use some help from the housekeepers on this thread. My wife is very overweight and has been having problems on the toilet. Im having to use a putty knife to scrape the dried diarrhea off the bottom of the toilet seat - its really hard to scrape off. Can I apply WD-40 or coconut oil to the bottom of the seat?

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Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by: the tmoss show ()
Date: December 05, 2017 05:39PM

Strong push to the end of the year, you guys, keep it going! Bonus packages make the best gift for that someone special in your life. If you don't have someone to gift it to, simply use different credit cards to purchase multiple bonus packages and you just might get rewarded by Oscar for being a super fan (wink wink).

Get that $200 card from official sponsor of the TMOS show, Amazon! Amazon, it's got what you need. Use the amazon tab on tmos.com for free shipping of orders on over $10,000 USD. Simply the richest way to support the show.

The TMOS show, what more can we do for ya? (heh heh) Because 5 days a week juuust aint enough!

19 days for Xmas shopping
19 days to fill the stocking
19 days for the Mike O Show
only got 19 more

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Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by: Torn Pentacle ()
Date: December 05, 2017 06:29PM

Why would I annoy someone like that with a gift of shit? Did I hear correctly last week that a sleep number bed costs $8000? That's fucking insane.

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Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by: Stumbled on This Site ()
Date: December 05, 2017 06:33PM

Did Mike have another alcohoiism induced seizure today?

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Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by: the tmoss show ()
Date: December 05, 2017 06:35PM

Torn Pentacle Wrote:
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> Why would I annoy someone like that with a gift of
> shit? Did I hear correctly last week that a sleep
> number bed costs $8000? That's fucking insane.


Just $899 on the tab on the tmos show, keyword MIKE. Saving you money is what true Omericans do! You can't put a price on a restful night my friend, makes it easier to get up and get ready to face another day with your friends at the tmos show-wo-wo!

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Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by: Torn Pentacle ()
Date: December 06, 2017 01:32AM

You know how I save money?

By not buying a single fucking thing advertised on the Mike O'Fat Drunk Baby Show. No beds, no steaks for shut-ins, and for goddam sure no motherfucking bonus shows.

I shop on Amazon through amazon.com and Mike O'Meara can suck it.

And by the way the first 32 or 33 seconds of every show just licks an anus. I always skip ahead.

Fuck you Robbb.

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Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by: cdetd ()
Date: December 06, 2017 05:23AM

Torn Pentacle Wrote:
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> You know how I save money?
>
> By not buying a single fucking thing advertised on
> the Mike O'Fat Drunk Baby Show. No beds, no
> steaks for shut-ins, and for goddam sure no
> motherfucking bonus shows.
>
> I shop on Amazon through amazon.com and Mike
> O'Meara can suck it.
>
> And by the way the first 32 or 33 seconds of every
> show just licks an anus. I always skip ahead.
>
> Fuck you Robbb.


But... but... but that is how they monetize the show..since they cannot get real advertising.

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Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by: groin pimple ()
Date: December 06, 2017 07:58AM

I had groin pimple so painful it woke me up at 230am last night.

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Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by: Scrooge Jew ()
Date: December 06, 2017 08:43AM

Torn Pentacle Wrote:
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> You know how I save money?
>
> By not buying a single fucking thing advertised on
> the Mike O'Fat Drunk Baby Show. No beds, no
> steaks for shut-ins, and for goddam sure no
> motherfucking bonus shows.
>
> I shop on Amazon through amazon.com and Mike
> O'Meara can suck it.
>
> And by the way the first 32 or 33 seconds of every
> show just licks an anus. I always skip ahead.
>
> Fuck you Robbb.


That’s pretty fucking rude. You know it doesnt hurt to give back a little after such generous people have entertained you for free for so many years... What an asshole.

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Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by: Putty Knife ()
Date: December 06, 2017 08:47AM

On May 31, 2014, Open Mike: From Corporate Radio to New Media: The Story of The Mike O'Meara Show[7] was released, which covers the story of the start of the podcast and was written by W. Michael Kelley. The book has sold more than 400 copies.[8]

400 copies - how embarrassing. He has been married 3 times too? What a fat disgusting loser. Why do you idiots support this unfunny slob?

Also my bowels are doing well. Thought I had to shit before bed last night but didnt. Still scraping my wife's diarrhea of the underside of the toilet see tho...

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Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by: The Tmoss show ()
Date: December 06, 2017 11:37AM

Scrooge Jew Wrote:
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> Torn Pentacle Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > You know how I save money?
> >
> > By not buying a single fucking thing advertised
> on
> > the Mike O'Fat Drunk Baby Show. No beds, no
> > steaks for shut-ins, and for goddam sure no
> > motherfucking bonus shows.
> >
> > I shop on Amazon through amazon.com and Mike
> > O'Meara can suck it.
> >
> > And by the way the first 32 or 33 seconds of
> every
> > show just licks an anus. I always skip ahead.
> >
> > Fuck you Robbb.
>
>
> That’s pretty fucking rude. You know it doesnt
> hurt to give back a little after such generous
> people have entertained you for free for so many
> years... What an asshole.

Oh hey it's ok some of the Omericans are ballers on a budget and can't support the sponsors. It's enough to just be on the same team and that team is on the TMOS show everybodyyy

Those who can afford just need to do a little more. It's the Omerican way! Sending Christmas cheer to you...right now!

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Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by: Torn Pentacle ()
Date: December 06, 2017 12:22PM

Minute 6-7:

Mike: Are you the guy that bought the ad, by the way?

O5car: No, different guy

Mike: Wow, it's a different guy, this is awesome I love this. Go ahead, you're an advertiser, you can talk about it.

Caller: Oh, I'm not an advertiser I'm just a huge fan.

That's got to be a fucking record for Mike's pop-up brain damage. No wonder he was considered for The Simpsons.

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Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by: Four Hour Club ()
Date: December 06, 2017 12:35PM

Is this consecutive week two of the new game "Where is Deltona, FL?" Hint for LFF, it is still in Florida, near Daytona.

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Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by: Torn Pentacle ()
Date: December 06, 2017 01:51PM

I caught that Deltona thing too, was like "What the fuck?"

At 1:08 musicologist Robbb says Dead & Company might be "the right size for House of Blues". Yeah Robbb, an 800 person venue. The Smoothie King Center where they were scheduled to play seats 17,000 and unless the world has drastically changed was probably sold out.

What do you call a guy who likes to get drunk and hang around with musicians? A drummer.

Drummer Mike "FDB" O'Meara says the band could probably play WITHOUT THEIR LEAD GUITARIST. Musicologist Robbb naturally agreed.

Shaking my head ruefully. Ruefully I tell you!

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Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by: peekza ()
Date: December 06, 2017 02:16PM

Four Hour Club Wrote:
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> Is this consecutive week two of the new game
> "Where is Deltona, FL?" Hint for LFF, it is still
> in Florida, near Daytona.


It's near Deland and Daytona, it's not that fucking hard to figure out

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Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by: Blobb Spewsack ()
Date: December 06, 2017 03:21PM

LFF isn't the only one.

From the other day (paraphrased):


Mike: Most of my vinyl collection is holiday music

(10 seconds later)

Oscar: Is any of it Holiday music?

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Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by: vivvy ()
Date: December 06, 2017 04:19PM

I have pine cones in my colon. Feels like a cat trying to get out. I keep taking prune juice but Im afraid my bowels will go from 0-100 in 4 seconds like the new Tesla - Ive already had to replace the shower curtain because of overspray and I dont want more of that.

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