peekza Wrote:
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> The Truth. Wrote:
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> > Don = not funny
> >
> > Mike = not funny
> >
> > Don & Mike = hilarity
>
>
> the math adds up

Yeah, I know. So why don't those 2 fuckers realize that, set aside their egos, put together a real (entertaining) radio show, and make a lot of money while they're doing it?

Hey, apostrophe S face! Wrote:
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> Just jhops, RIP
>
> His last words before his final crazily
> overconfident act which ended tragically: "I got
> this."


ahahahahahahahahahahahahaha
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879...Semper Fam
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Big Shoota Wrote:
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> Stellar recap of the 'Stros win Robbb


How exactly does one confuse the definition of a walk off HOME RUN? Here's a hint for the theatrically gifted, if it's not even a home run, it's not a walk off home run either

peekza Wrote:
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> Big Shoota Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > Stellar recap of the 'Stros win Robbb
>
>
> How exactly does one confuse the definition of a
> walk off HOME RUN? Here's a hint for the
> theatrically gifted, if it's not even a home run,
> it's not a walk off home run either

Because Robbb has a vagina.

The Truth. Wrote:
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>
> Yeah, I know. So why don't those 2 fuckers realize
> that, set aside their egos, put together a real
> (entertaining) radio show, and make a lot of money
> while they're doing it?


Two questions come to mind in this scenario where they join forces...Is Don capable of essentially working for Oscar? Who's ass is RObb going to kiss in this scenario?

The Truth. Wrote:
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> peekza Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
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> > The Truth. Wrote:
> >
> --------------------------------------------------
>
> > -----
> > > Don = not funny
> > >
> > > Mike = not funny
> > >
> > > Don & Mike = hilarity
> >
> >
> > the math adds up
>
> Yeah, I know. So why don't those 2 fuckers realize
> that, set aside their egos, put together a real
> (entertaining) radio show, and make a lot of money
> while they're doing it?


How about you watch your language. This is a family thread.

niiiice

Tom Pentacle Wrote:
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> The Truth. Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > peekza Wrote:
> >
> --------------------------------------------------
>
> > -----
> > > The Truth. Wrote:
> > >
> >
> --------------------------------------------------
>
> >
> > > -----
> > > > Don = not funny
> > > >
> > > > Mike = not funny
> > > >
> > > > Don & Mike = hilarity
> > >
> > >
> > > the math adds up
> >
> > Yeah, I know. So why don't those 2 fuckers
> realize
> > that, set aside their egos, put together a real
> > (entertaining) radio show, and make a lot of
> money
> > while they're doing it?
>
>
> How about you watch your language. This is a
> family thread.

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Cited by LFF as one reason for the NFL's declining attendance: "...people have kids, people wanna get out and go do things..."

Good lord, when did THIS disturbing trend begin? And shouldn't he monetize these brilliant insights instead of just giving them away?

In correcting Robbbb on his use of "walkoff homerun," LFF refers to the end of game 5 as a "walkoff win." Huh? Never heard that term you know-nothing blowhard. It's called a walkoff double (or whatever is hit), and if you really wanted to help your ass-licker sound less effeminate, why not explain why it's a walkoff ANYthing (home team) as opposed to winning away, where you'd finish in the field? Oh, that's right, because you'd rather just pontificate and belittle.

Less enegry trying to sound smarter than a theater major, more energy on show prep (cut and paste lists not included).

Reasons for Mike's declining NFL viewership: He has a kid, his wife makes him get out and do things, and most of all, the Giants suck.

Last week "Vay-cay-ville".
This week "Walk off home run"

Zero weeks since Robbb hasn't been wrong.

ESPNot Wrote:
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> Cited by LFF as one reason for the NFL's declining
> attendance: "...people have kids, people wanna get
> out and go do things..."
>
> Good lord, when did THIS disturbing trend begin?
> And shouldn't he monetize these brilliant insights
> instead of just giving them away?
>
> In correcting Robbbb on his use of "walkoff
> homerun," LFF refers to the end of game 5 as a
> "walkoff win." Huh? Never heard that term you
> know-nothing blowhard. It's called a walkoff
> double (or whatever is hit), and if you really
> wanted to help your ass-licker sound less
> effeminate, why not explain why it's a walkoff
> ANYthing (home team) as opposed to winning away,
> where you'd finish in the field? Oh, that's
> right, because you'd rather just pontificate and
> belittle.
>
> Less enegry trying to sound smarter than a theater
> major, more energy on show prep (cut and paste
> lists not included).

So funny. So true.

As much as I luuuuvvvv to celebrate times when Robbb is wrong, O5car jumped on the Wrong Train too when he said the ball had to leave the park for it to be a home run.

I thought Cubans knew baseball?

peekza Wrote:
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> 879...Semper Fam

Always appreciate the pictures, but that is a man trans freak past its sell-by date. Would not hit. Not doable. Gonna put posters up on telephone poles looking for my lost erection.

I know right? It's a peek at middle age...She's gonna need to be one Hell of an actress to still work at that age



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The truth that no one tells about Georgetown Halloween is the problem is niggers. Rampaging feral niggers.

When did he steal Oscar's hairline?
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Those ears haunt my dreams. That is the poster child for abortion (talking about the father here),

I think Todd admitted to being a retard.
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YOUR ALL A BUNCH OF FAGGOTS KILLYOURSELVES AND MAKE IT LULZY

BILL WAGGONER CREW Wrote:
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> YOUR ALL A BUNCH OF FAGGOTS KILLYOURSELVES AND
> MAKE IT LULZY


Protip: Choose a language, then learn how to use it.

p.s. YOU'RE an idiot, get YOUR shit straight.

Got it?

Mike needed a sharpie before he took a knife to his pumpkin.

Oh, Meara Wrote:
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> Mike needed a sharpie before he took a knife to
> his pumpkin.

THAT IS SOME SEXY ASS HALLOWEEN TALK!

Mike looks like he's about to stroke out any minute in that pic.

Torn Pentacle Wrote:
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> As much as I luuuuvvvv to celebrate times when
> Robbb is wrong, O5car jumped on the Wrong Train
> too when he said the ball had to leave the park
> for it to be a home run.
>
> I thought Cubans knew baseball?


It's almost like none of them can speak about any subject without being completely wrong. It's almost like they aren't three half wits riding the corpse of the Don and Mike show out of the bomber Dr. Strangelove style. The butcher, the baker and the candlestick maker. Turn them out, dumbasses all three. The fake laughing is very bad. Robbb will chortle at anything, even if it's not supposed to be humorous, because he's a whipped puppy and that's his role. LOLscar is just as bad. He does the same on BOAD, where it used to not be a standard response, but now they are using cattle prods to get their in studio peanut gallery to be a Cheers laugh track. Hard to believe, I used to be a TMOS BOGus show and Reloaded subscriber. Neither are worth it. I fast forward though too much TMOS/BOAD as is.

Wastin away again in Vay-cay-ville

The Mike Mike Mike TMOS show!

What a cute little pumpkin above!!! Oh and the gourd ain't so bad either

Keep up the good work, sad the week is almost over because so too are the shows. Just can't get enough of that the TMOS show stuff! Buy your discount hall'o'weeen candy on the Amazon tab at TMOS.com simply the tastiest way to support the show!!!!

English, how does it work? Wrote:
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> BILL WAGGONER CREW Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > YOUR ALL A BUNCH OF FAGGOTS KILLYOURSELVES AND
> > MAKE IT LULZY
>
>
> Protip: Choose a language, then learn how to use
> it.
>
> p.s. YOU'RE an idiot, get YOUR shit straight.
>
> Got it?

thank you

Four Hour Club Wrote:
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> Torn Pentacle Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > As much as I luuuuvvvv to celebrate times when
> > Robbb is wrong, O5car jumped on the Wrong Train
> > too when he said the ball had to leave the park
> > for it to be a home run.
> >
> > I thought Cubans knew baseball?
>
>
> It's almost like none of them can speak about any
> subject without being completely wrong. It's
> almost like they aren't three half wits riding the
> corpse of the Don and Mike show out of the bomber
> Dr. Strangelove style. The butcher, the baker and
> the candlestick maker. Turn them out, dumbasses
> all three. The fake laughing is very bad. Robbb
> will chortle at anything, even if it's not
> supposed to be humorous, because he's a whipped
> puppy and that's his role. LOLscar is just as bad.
> He does the same on BOAD, where it used to not be
> a standard response, but now they are using cattle
> prods to get their in studio peanut gallery to be
> a Cheers laugh track. Hard to believe, I used to
> be a TMOS BOGus show and Reloaded subscriber.
> Neither are worth it. I fast forward though too
> much TMOS/BOAD as is.

I often wonder how they can be so stupid. Also I'd like to clarify something for Robbb that every time he says he's been with Mike for 25 years he reminds us that he has in fact done NOTHING for 25 years.

Mike O'Meara Show Fan Wrote:
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> The truth that no one tells about Georgetown
> Halloween is the problem is niggers. Rampaging
> feral niggers.

Oscar's World.

That doesn't happen in Chad's neighborhood.

To use Mike's phrasology, "it's part of the wonderful tapestry that is Oscar's neighborhood."

Is this Carla? The eyebrows match up



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Spewak: I've become the announcer for varsity football at the high school. This is the premium gig. It is well-attended, it is exciting, it is fun. ... I just get to go up there and flap my gums and it's great.

Katie: This is the highlight of your professional career.

Spewak: It is. It is very much so.

Katie: Even more, would you say, even more so than announcing the Redskins?

Spewak: (pause) Lateral promotion.

spewakked Wrote:
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> Spewak: I've become the announcer for varsity
> football at the high school. This is the premium
> gig. It is well-attended, it is exciting, it is
> fun. ... I just get to go up there and flap my
> gums and it's great.
>
> Katie: This is the highlight of your professional
> career.
>
> Spewak: It is. It is very much so.
>
> Katie: Even more, would you say, even more so than
> announcing the Redskins?
>
> Spewak: (pause) Lateral promotion.


That shite show is so bad I can't even hate-listen.

Me neither!^

spewakked Wrote:
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> Spewak: I've become the announcer for varsity
> football at the high school. This is the premium
> gig. It is well-attended, it is exciting, it is
> fun. ... I just get to go up there and flap my
> gums and it's great.
>
> Katie: This is the highlight of your professional
> career.
>
> Spewak: It is. It is very much so.
>
> Katie: Even more, would you say, even more so than
> announcing the Redskins?
>
> Spewak: (pause) Lateral promotion.


timestamp?

BIobb Spewsack Wrote:
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> Me neither!^


Hi Biobb. Imitation is the highest form of flattery! Thanks!



Edited 1 time(s). Last edit at 11/01/2017 04:28PM by Blobb Spewsack.

It took a minute....I like the peeekza guy

This is a good thread, but the bowels thread is slightly better. I have talked to Brown Onion and we decided that we will combine the two and start discussing the issues of our bowel-trodden brothers in this thread as well. How are Mike O’Meara’s bowels?

Verified Green Onion Wrote:
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> This is a good thread, but the bowels thread is
> slightly better. I have talked to Brown Onion and
> we decided that we will combine the two and start
> discussing the issues of our bowel-trodden
> brothers in this thread as well. How are Mike
> O’Meara’s bowels?

Chalky, with a high probability of rupture.

peekza Wrote:
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> spewakked Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > Spewak: I've become the announcer for varsity
> > football at the high school. This is the
> premium
> > gig. It is well-attended, it is exciting, it is
> > fun. ... I just get to go up there and flap my
> > gums and it's great.
> >
> > Katie: This is the highlight of your
> professional
> > career.
> >
> > Spewak: It is. It is very much so.
> >
> > Katie: Even more, would you say, even more so
> than
> > announcing the Redskins?
> >
> > Spewak: (pause) Lateral promotion.
>
>
> timestamp?

Most recent C&C at 56:00.

If you let it run (I don't advise it), he goes on to speak of his other true love, finally being asked to fill in as a middle school bingo caller. You read that correctly. For 10 year-olds on a recent Thursday night. At a table in the corner of a cafeteria. Halloween-themed!!

"Bucket list." Yep, you also read that correctly.

"Volunteer staff was not laser-focused.... It has to have structure if it's gonna work."

When he got home, he bought this: https://goo.gl/GPJjun No shit.

"If called upon, I would do it again."

"Would I host bingo again? Yes, I would."

He only stated that twice, and not in response to any question from his co-host. (Speaking of whom, he made yet another odious oral sex reference about them/her at 36:03).

Spewak also noted that he often has to stop at a DC gas station bathroom on his way in the morning -- can't make it 90 minutes. He won't buy gas there ($$), and he complains they have now locked the bathroom door. He parks by the pumps so they think he's a customer. Asserts their act of locking the door is passive-aggressive. 32:13

God's work, I know, I know.

damn you....DAMN YOU!!!!!!

Green Onion told me to come talk about my shit on this thread. Today was a fairly normal day for me. By normal I mean I took a shit that clogged the toilet so I had to plunge it and the shit-water got all over my shoes, pants and bathroom rug. Took me an hour to wash everything with bleach and change and shower.

Anyone else have these sorts of problems?

peekza Wrote:
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> damn you....DAMN YOU!!!!!!

What if I were to tell you that Spewak coyly spoke of his daughter's boyfriend at one point?

Yes, boyfriend.

But no open disrespect, so you wouldn't be interested.

ejwxn Wrote:
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> Green Onion told me to come talk about my shit on
> this thread. Today was a fairly normal day for
> me. By normal I mean I took a shit that clogged
> the toilet so I had to plunge it and the
> shit-water got all over my shoes, pants and
> bathroom rug. Took me an hour to wash everything
> with bleach and change and shower.
>
> Anyone else have these sorts of problems?


Welcome. Its great to have you here.

Tom Pentacle Wrote:
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> ejwxn Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > Green Onion told me to come talk about my shit
> on
> > this thread. Today was a fairly normal day for
> > me. By normal I mean I took a shit that
> clogged
> > the toilet so I had to plunge it and the
> > shit-water got all over my shoes, pants and
> > bathroom rug. Took me an hour to wash
> everything
> > with bleach and change and shower.
> >
> > Anyone else have these sorts of problems?
>
>
> Welcome. Its great to have you here.

Thanks! Its nice to have a place to vent. Volume usually isnt my problem like today - its usually sharts. I accidentally shit my pants at work a couple times each week and often while sleeping. Ive tried lots of things but now just have resolved myself to wearing dark clothing to hide the hard-to-clean feces.

there is a girl at work who seems to understand. She even covers for me when I have to leave work to head to the laundrymat.

So basically all Robbb ever has wanted to be is an announcer for high school football and bingo games...

Math checks out...

Literally shit my bed last night. I woke up covered in liquid feces. Ive been through this before so my bed is ok - I use rubberized mattress cover but the pad I put over that was soaked in the liquid part of the shit. Sheets and jammies all had to go into the wash set to HOT with full cup of bleach at 430am.

My ballsack and legs were all covered in liquid shit and some had dried around the edges as it must have taken some time for me to wake up after shitting myself. Of course I hit the shower and some of the undigested food I washed out of my ass crack got stuck in the drain strainer so I had to pick that and the hair out with my fingers and flush it. I use Dial anti-bacterial soap with a washcloth (dont want to touch the soap to the feces directly).

Got back to bed around 530 for one more hour of sleep. When I got up I realized I had tracked shit from my bed to the bathroom and laundryroom so I spent 20 min with a bucked sponge and bleach to clean the floor and door knobs.

Great way to start a day

So is this the new shit thread? Checking because I like talking about my shit. Sometimes I shit in my yard to look at it for a few days. Usually I just wait a day to flush to see how it breaks down turns to tea sort of.

Spewak's, HBS', or Brad's latest attempt to derail this thread.

Interesting, the subjects they choose. "Write what you know" is the advice they follow.

Funny how they thought an abhorrent subject would kill the thread.

We talk about an abhorrent subject in here daily.

His name is Robb.

Jimmy Waterstain Wrote:
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> So is this the new shit thread? Checking because
> I like talking about my shit. Sometimes I shit in
> my yard to look at it for a few days. Usually I
> just wait a day to flush to see how it breaks down
> turns to tea sort of.


Indeed, this is the new FYBDW thread. Welcome, BiB!

spewakked Wrote:
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> Spewak also noted that he often has to stop at a
> DC gas station bathroom on his way in the morning
> -- can't make it 90 minutes. He won't buy gas
> there ($$), and he complains they have now locked
> the bathroom door. He parks by the pumps so they
> think he's a customer. Asserts their act of
> locking the door is passive-aggressive. 32:13

Blobb, I believe you're often in that area. Maybe you could check the rest room door of Parker's Exxon on MacArthur Blvd to see if they put up a sign. If you hear classical music, that's the right station.

Jimmy Waterstain Wrote:
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> So is this the new shit thread? Checking because
> I like talking about my shit. Sometimes I shit in
> my yard to look at it for a few days. Usually I
> just wait a day to flush to see how it breaks down
> turns to tea sort of.


What in Tarnation?!?

Just took a massive shit in a porta-potty. While I was wiping I dropped my new iPhone 8plus into the potty! It landed on an island of TP and soft-serve shit mounds surrounded by the familiar deep blue liquid. Unfortunately I had just had one of the great storm gravy shits of my life so as I watched my phone was sinking deeper into last nights pot roast and garlic bread.

Though I paused, I had to act quickly so I rolled up my sleeve and reached down. As my hand got closer I felt the combination of warm and cold of my leav'ins and the chemical water. I jerked in response and sent my new phone fully under the surface.

After some fishing I got it out and was able to pee a little I had left to clean it off at least a little. I wrapped it in TP and brought it back to the office. The receptionist at work asked if I got a tattoo when she saw my dark blue hand.

Thank god the new phone is waterproof.

Mike said they were taping two shows yesterday....but today they post a best of...Maybe it was for Tomorrow or Monday? That would be timely.

I caught that as well...I would assume it was the Bogus show, can't very well greet the Rubes this weekend without one...Mike would melt down the first time one of the Klubbers mentioned it...Another observation from yesterday's show...Mike mentioned flying out on Sunday morning...What are the odds he takes a travel day on Monday anyway?

I chuckled when the NO guy suggested the boys take a walking tour. Maybe Oscar, Pony and Carla will do it.

I liked it when Merle called and Mike was a complete asshole to her...Keep shitting on your P1s Fatboy, that's how you feed your families

Had the fajitas at Chili’s. Exploded all over the Metro seat. The Red Line is now the Brown Line. I feel bad for the Metro cleaning crew.

Toddie Too Hottie has taken a lot of heat here over the years, and with good reason; however, you have to admit that unlike 99.9% of the rest of the Klub, he isn’t afraid to stand up to Mike; and this time, he was spot on.

Mike freaked out a year ago that tickets weren’t selling fast enough for their New Orleans live show. He whined and cried and guilted people into buying tickets well before they could have reasonably known if they could make the trip. Fast forward a year and lo and behold, some people couldn’t make it. Who knows why? Money, work, family issues, you name it. So now Mike gets pissed that people are bailing. How pathetic is that? It’s right up there with commanding people to post about the upcoming show on Facebook. My God, that is sad. Every time I saw one of Robb’s posts that attempted to gin up enthusiasm it made me sick.

I hope that those who make the trek to New Orleans have a blast. It’s pretty hard not to have fun in the French Quarter. I just hope Mike at least shows them the courtesy of spending a minute or two with each of them after they spent so much time and money to go see him.
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And I think Toddd is going!

It was fun hearing Mike have it explained to him that the French Quarter wasn't flooded during Katrina. So he's now learned something everyone knew at the time. Because Deejays = First Responders, if first responders are drunk.

ejwxn Wrote:
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> Literally shit my bed last night. I woke up
> covered in liquid feces. Ive been through this
> before so my bed is ok - I use rubberized mattress
> cover but the pad I put over that was soaked in
> the liquid part of the shit. Sheets and jammies
> all had to go into the wash set to HOT with full
> cup of bleach at 430am.
>
> My ballsack and legs were all covered in liquid
> shit and some had dried around the edges as it
> must have taken some time for me to wake up after
> shitting myself. Of course I hit the shower and
> some of the undigested food I washed out of my ass
> crack got stuck in the drain strainer so I had to
> pick that and the hair out with my fingers and
> flush it. I use Dial anti-bacterial soap with a
> washcloth (dont want to touch the soap to the
> feces directly).
>
> Got back to bed around 530 for one more hour of
> sleep. When I got up I realized I had tracked
> shit from my bed to the bathroom and laundryroom
> so I spent 20 min with a bucked sponge and bleach
> to clean the floor and door knobs.
>
> Great way to start a day

Was this a MOM bit?

I haven't shit in a week. Feeling quite uncomfortable. Have tried all the usual solutions but nothing seems to works. Am at my wits end. Any suggestions?

constipated Wrote:
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> I haven't shit in a week. Feeling quite
> uncomfortable. Have tried all the usual solutions
> but nothing seems to works. Am at my wits end. Any
> suggestions?


Listen to TMOS.

I'm kinda likin the hilarious shit tales. Also, fitting, considering this shit-show thread.

Jimmy Waterstain Wrote:
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> Just took a massive shit in a porta-potty. While
> I was wiping I dropped my new iPhone 8plus into
> the potty! It landed on an island of TP and
> soft-serve shit mounds surrounded by the familiar
> deep blue liquid. Unfortunately I had just had
> one of the great storm gravy shits of my life so
> as I watched my phone was sinking deeper into last
> nights pot roast and garlic bread.
>
> Though I paused, I had to act quickly so I rolled
> up my sleeve and reached down. As my hand got
> closer I felt the combination of warm and cold of
> my leav'ins and the chemical water. I jerked in
> response and sent my new phone fully under the
> surface.
>
> After some fishing I got it out and was able to
> pee a little I had left to clean it off at least a
> little. I wrapped it in TP and brought it back to
> the office. The receptionist at work asked if I
> got a tattoo when she saw my dark blue hand.
>
> Thank god the new phone is waterproof.

What is this? Why are you posting this on a thread for MOM listeners?

why Wrote:
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> Jimmy Waterstain Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > Just took a massive shit in a porta-potty.
> While
> > I was wiping I dropped my new iPhone 8plus into
> > the potty! It landed on an island of TP and
> > soft-serve shit mounds surrounded by the
> familiar
> > deep blue liquid. Unfortunately I had just had
> > one of the great storm gravy shits of my life
> so
> > as I watched my phone was sinking deeper into
> last
> > nights pot roast and garlic bread.
> >
> > Though I paused, I had to act quickly so I
> rolled
> > up my sleeve and reached down. As my hand got
> > closer I felt the combination of warm and cold
> of
> > my leav'ins and the chemical water. I jerked
> in
> > response and sent my new phone fully under the
> > surface.
> >
> > After some fishing I got it out and was able to
> > pee a little I had left to clean it off at least
> a
> > little. I wrapped it in TP and brought it back
> to
> > the office. The receptionist at work asked if
> I
> > got a tattoo when she saw my dark blue hand.
> >
> > Thank god the new phone is waterproof.
>
> What is this? Why are you posting this on a
> thread for MOM listeners?


We combined the bowels thread and the MOM thread. Try to keep up.

I would really prefer not to read those things about peoples bowels. I would rater stay with MOM and the show.

I ate 3 helpings of mash potatoes peas and roast beef - my poor bowels. Im going to be up all night shitting like a cow after the day spent grazing. I like to bring a long wooden spoon to break up my shit before flushing so I dont clog the toilet.

I started esting prunes again. I find that 6 each morning prevent me from getting backed up and clogging my own toilet.

No worries, they'll flake off in a week or so. They always do.

Regarding bowels, do you prefer gravy on a Roast Beef Sub or no gravy?

I love mayo on it, but gravy is overkill and I always get the mud-butt...

Lotsa Poo-Gas!

Please, bowel guys, please!
Go back to the bowel thread.
Please!

constipated Wrote:
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> I haven't shit in a week. Feeling quite
> uncomfortable. Have tried all the usual solutions
> but nothing seems to works. Am at my wits end. Any
> suggestions?


Sometimes I gotta dig up in there with my finger and pull it out in small chunks, or ask a friend to do it if I buy them a 12 pack.

Have any of you ever regularly dipped toilet paper into the bowl of a public toilet and then used the wet TP to clean off the the seat before using? Mike has

No, because I'm strong enough to squat and do my thing without any seat contact.

The scenario you describe is just bathing in a public toilet. Imagine wiping public toilet water on Little Mikey's legs and ass before he does his business.

Ah, the toilet water anecdote. I still remember (can't forget!) that horrifying admission by LFF. Like using a community rag to wipe your ass.

Please No Wrote:
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> Please, bowel guys, please!
> Go back to the bowel thread.
> Please!

They're just trying to foment discord and distract from the core mission - chronicling the devolution from comedy gold, Jerry, that was the Don and Mike Show to ...whatever this abortion has become. Please just ignore them, they'll tire and move on if you don't feed them. Please, scroll past, knowing that in doing so, you've already won.

Morning guys and happy Friday!

Bad diarrhea middle of the night again. Splattered all over the seat and toilet. Got in the shower to clean up and a new wave hit me so hard I couldnt make it to the bathroom so I just squatted over the drain. Unfortunately there was enough solid shit to clog the drain so it ended up filling the shower stall with feces. Ugh what a mess. I left it and the shit-splattered toilet for my GF to clean up later today. She gets home before me from work and we only have one bathroom in the apartment.

TMOS comments only please this other stuff is very off-putting.

MORNING GENTS MAY I INTEREST YOU IN A WONDERFUL SHIT
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great now this thread is infected with shit picz

We all left the FYBDW to get away from fake BO and the shit fetish picture poster. Now he’s gonna start posting that in here? He was fake BO’s enemy, not ours!

Carla Wrote:
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> TMOS comments only please this other stuff is very
> off-putting.


How are your bowels, Sir?

The club is being spammed by awful uninteresting posts about new orleans...

Laughing Lurker Wrote:
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> Ah, the toilet water anecdote. I still remember
> (can't forget!) that horrifying admission by LFF.
> Like using a community rag to wipe your ass.


The horror in Buzz and Robb's voice...The fact that at frist Mike thought they were messing with HIM, he made it clear he always flushed first, so the water was clean....That's what I think of when he brags about his AU degree

IM HUNGRY
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RK Wrote:
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> The club is being spammed by awful uninteresting
> posts about new orleans...


feel free to share with the class

Escape Onion Wrote:
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> We all left the FYBDW to get away from fake BO and
> the shit fetish picture poster. Now he’s gonna
> start posting that in here? He was fake BO’s
> enemy, not ours!


Hi Fake BO enemy here - its not me posting scat pics on this thread - that would not be right. I have no beef with the MOM fanretards. I figure if you are still listening to that bloated non-talented hack you are being punished enough. Also I dont post scat gifs about playing with it or smearing it - just elimination. Even I have limits...

RIP real BO

What the actual fuck is going on here - is this disgusting pic posting allowed on this site!

I would like to personally thank our brothers of the TMOS thread for generously sharing their thread with our brothers in bowel. Because of this, numerous suffering people will have a place to go to get bowel-friendly support. You are truly doing God’s work.

Verified Green Onion Wrote:
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> I would like to personally thank our brothers of
> the TMOS thread for generously sharing their
> thread with our brothers in bowel. Because of
> this, numerous suffering people will have a place
> to go to get bowel-friendly support. You are truly
> doing God’s work.


Why not go fuck yourself - you have ruined this thread with disgusting pictures and comments.

FFXU is sinking like a stone. devolving from all shitty threads to all threads about shit. Nice knowing some of you

So they're heading to NOLA? What are the travel plans, and when do the shows start there?

I can't wait to hear some of the stories that come out of this trip. Mike will be soused from the minute he gets there to the minute he leaves.

It'll be a bigger shit show than anything you see on this thread!

pxcmp Wrote:
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> Verified Green Onion Wrote:
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> -----
> > I would like to personally thank our brothers
> of
> > the TMOS thread for generously sharing their
> > thread with our brothers in bowel. Because of
> > this, numerous suffering people will have a
> place
> > to go to get bowel-friendly support. You are
> truly
> > doing God’s work.
>
>
> Why not go fuck yourself - you have ruined this
> thread with disgusting pictures and comments.

I didn’t post those pictures. Perhaps you should be more considerate of the bowel-trodden folks who suffer IBS and similar ailments daily. Rather than berate them you can support them. Perhaps your own bowels may deceive you someday. Karma is a bitch.

Mike is soooooo fat
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