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Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
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Do The Math
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Date: August 31, 2017 12:59AM
peekza Wrote:
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> The best part was them trying to blame the eclipse
> for their failure...The fucking light comes on,
> YOU NEED GAS, screw what the "miles left"
> says...They were running the AC at 65+ mph, think
> that might have affected the math?
Yeah, the fact that he couldn't figure out how the "miles remaining" indicator would be off was pretty damned funny; not intentionally funny, but funny nonetheless.
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> The best part was them trying to blame the eclipse
> for their failure...The fucking light comes on,
> YOU NEED GAS, screw what the "miles left"
> says...They were running the AC at 65+ mph, think
> that might have affected the math?
Yeah, the fact that he couldn't figure out how the "miles remaining" indicator would be off was pretty damned funny; not intentionally funny, but funny nonetheless.
Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by:
peekza
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Date: August 31, 2017 01:21AM
871...Semper Fam
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Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by:
peekza
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Date: August 31, 2017 01:31AM
Do The Math Wrote:
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>
>
> Yeah, the fact that he couldn't figure out how the
> "miles remaining" indicator would be off was
> pretty damned funny; not intentionally funny, but
> funny nonetheless.
I like how Mike's story about how many miles he had gotten it down to kept growing...First segment he had gotten it down to 5, by the second segment it was 8...Tomorrow, it will be 10...And Robb thought the manufacturer was screwing with them because they lost power too...The car cut off when it ran out of gas dumbass, how hard is that to figure out?
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>
>
> Yeah, the fact that he couldn't figure out how the
> "miles remaining" indicator would be off was
> pretty damned funny; not intentionally funny, but
> funny nonetheless.
I like how Mike's story about how many miles he had gotten it down to kept growing...First segment he had gotten it down to 5, by the second segment it was 8...Tomorrow, it will be 10...And Robb thought the manufacturer was screwing with them because they lost power too...The car cut off when it ran out of gas dumbass, how hard is that to figure out?
Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by:
Do The Math
()
Date: August 31, 2017 02:32AM
peekza Wrote:
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> Do The Math Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> >
> >
> > Yeah, the fact that he couldn't figure out how
> the
> > "miles remaining" indicator would be off was
> > pretty damned funny; not intentionally funny,
> but
> > funny nonetheless.
>
>
> I like how Mike's story about how many miles he
> had gotten it down to kept growing...First segment
> he had gotten it down to 5, by the second segment
> it was 8...Tomorrow, it will be 10...And Robb
> thought the manufacturer was screwing with them
> because they lost power too...The car cut off when
> it ran out of gas dumbass, how hard is that to
> figure out?
I forgot about the manufacturer screwing with him line. What in the hell did that even mean? A car manufacturer kills the electrical system in a car when it runs out of gas just to screw with the car's owner? Ponderous man.
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> Do The Math Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> >
> >
> > Yeah, the fact that he couldn't figure out how
> the
> > "miles remaining" indicator would be off was
> > pretty damned funny; not intentionally funny,
> but
> > funny nonetheless.
>
>
> I like how Mike's story about how many miles he
> had gotten it down to kept growing...First segment
> he had gotten it down to 5, by the second segment
> it was 8...Tomorrow, it will be 10...And Robb
> thought the manufacturer was screwing with them
> because they lost power too...The car cut off when
> it ran out of gas dumbass, how hard is that to
> figure out?
I forgot about the manufacturer screwing with him line. What in the hell did that even mean? A car manufacturer kills the electrical system in a car when it runs out of gas just to screw with the car's owner? Ponderous man.
Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by:
peekza
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Date: August 31, 2017 02:59AM
It's Big Auto figuring a way to swindle $150(2.1 Bogus subs) out of Dragon Slayers like Mike
Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by:
peekza
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Date: August 31, 2017 03:06AM
I like how Mike described Carla as Type A...Most people would simply call it redneck
Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by:
Hey, apostrophe S face!
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Date: August 31, 2017 09:23AM
peekza Wrote:
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> It's Big Auto figuring a way to swindle $150(2.1
> Bogus subs) out of Dragon Slayers like Mike
Well, Mike will show them! He's selling the car as a result. Good gawd.
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> It's Big Auto figuring a way to swindle $150(2.1
> Bogus subs) out of Dragon Slayers like Mike
Well, Mike will show them! He's selling the car as a result. Good gawd.
Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by:
Elvis pillowcase and duvet, etc.
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Date: August 31, 2017 02:28PM
Gotta hand it to Certa today -- got off the best line about Spewak near the end of their call, and then added a cherry at the very end.
Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by:
BOAD Guy 666
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Date: August 31, 2017 03:23PM
Right after saying he gained 14 lbs in Maine, Fat Mike starts preaching to Blobb and Certa on their behavior with regard to weight. Certa did get Roob good today.
Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by:
Elvis pillowcase and duvet, etc.
()
Date: August 31, 2017 04:06PM
Raise your hand if you believe Spewak's lost 35 pounds this year.
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Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by:
Torn Pentacle
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Date: August 31, 2017 04:35PM
Elvis pillowcase and duvet, etc. Wrote:
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> Raise your hand if you believe Spewak's lost 35
> pounds this year.
I'm with Certa, I couldn't tell. If you go from 385 to 350 is it really noticeable? I don't think it would be. It was funny when he said "I don't drink." Uh, yeah, except when you pass out at your own dinner party. Remember Mike likes to say "I'm one pound down, or two pounds down". I can accomplish that just by taking a wicked piss. A pint's a pound the world 'round. And our Robb would not admit to food guilt. I wish someone had mentioned tater tot casserole.
Today was great, hearing all of Robb's sore spots sandpapered. Might have to check out Omearacast. OMG did I just say that?
Funny it was when Robb spun his football announcing as "being involved with his kids" because the kids of parents who don't volunteer are pariahs. Doubt that would be the case in a large high school, or a small high school. Maybe he was a pariah and told himself it was because his parents didn't volunteer instead of the obvious.
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> Raise your hand if you believe Spewak's lost 35
> pounds this year.
I'm with Certa, I couldn't tell. If you go from 385 to 350 is it really noticeable? I don't think it would be. It was funny when he said "I don't drink." Uh, yeah, except when you pass out at your own dinner party. Remember Mike likes to say "I'm one pound down, or two pounds down". I can accomplish that just by taking a wicked piss. A pint's a pound the world 'round. And our Robb would not admit to food guilt. I wish someone had mentioned tater tot casserole.
Today was great, hearing all of Robb's sore spots sandpapered. Might have to check out Omearacast. OMG did I just say that?
Funny it was when Robb spun his football announcing as "being involved with his kids" because the kids of parents who don't volunteer are pariahs. Doubt that would be the case in a large high school, or a small high school. Maybe he was a pariah and told himself it was because his parents didn't volunteer instead of the obvious.
Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by:
nog cock and pizza faggot
()
Date: August 31, 2017 07:16PM
peekza Wrote:
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> 871...Semper Fam
Would glove up and hit. Then when she's unconscious... sex!
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> 871...Semper Fam
Would glove up and hit. Then when she's unconscious... sex!
Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by:
nog cock and pizza faggot
()
Date: August 31, 2017 07:51PM
I'm coming unraveled at least my personalities are. I thought I was into pizza and blowjobs and anal. Please disregard anything I post in the future. I'm sorry.
Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by:
Elvis pillowcase and duvet, etc.
()
Date: August 31, 2017 09:49PM
Torn Pentacle Wrote:
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> Robb spun his football
> announcing as "being involved with his kids"
> because the kids of parents who don't volunteer
> are pariahs.
That just may the single dumbest thing he's said this year. Kids could not care less about parent volunteers, unless they're creepy or obnoxious. Odds are therefore that Spewak does more to make his kids pariahs by volunteering than were he to stay in his basement.
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> Robb spun his football
> announcing as "being involved with his kids"
> because the kids of parents who don't volunteer
> are pariahs.
That just may the single dumbest thing he's said this year. Kids could not care less about parent volunteers, unless they're creepy or obnoxious. Odds are therefore that Spewak does more to make his kids pariahs by volunteering than were he to stay in his basement.
Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by:
peekza
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Date: August 31, 2017 10:31PM
my spam code is KCJJJ...weird
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Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by:
peekza
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Date: August 31, 2017 10:33PM
What was more enjoyable, listening to Certa dunk on Spewak or listening to him push JHops shit in?
Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by:
Torn Pentacle
()
Date: August 31, 2017 10:48PM
Tried listening to Omearacast this evening. Big surprise, it's unlistenable.
Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by:
peekza
()
Date: September 01, 2017 01:03AM
During the failbag segment(it ate the body of the show up today) Mike was noticeably jealous that someone asked Robb to do a talk up as Bette Davis
Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by:
With Great Vengeance
()
Date: September 01, 2017 11:22AM
In a deleted scene from Pulp Fiction, Mia (Uma Thurman) meets Vincent (John Travolta) and the first thing she asks him is, “When in conversation, do you listen, or do you just wait to talk?”
That captures LPS perfectly. He doesn’t listen. He’s always in “waiting to talk” mode. And usually, he can’t wait; therefore, he interrupts.
Good job knocking him around, Certa.
That captures LPS perfectly. He doesn’t listen. He’s always in “waiting to talk” mode. And usually, he can’t wait; therefore, he interrupts.
Good job knocking him around, Certa.
Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by:
Mira
()
Date: September 01, 2017 03:12PM
Mike's health plan is "1600 calories a day"?
I think he meant per meal right?
I think he meant per meal right?
Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by:
Netsuke
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Date: September 01, 2017 03:33PM
Mike's repeated Arch Campbell impressions actually made today's show more gooder but he needs to give Robb a peptalk, fat man to fat man about NEVER trying to do an Arch Campbell impression again. Another item for the list, Certa.
Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by:
Mr. O'Meara's Dietitician
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Date: September 01, 2017 05:02PM
Mira Wrote:
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> Mike's health plan is "1600 calories a day"?
>
> I think he meant per meal right?
What Mr. O'Meara meant was "1600 calories of cake and ice-cream in a bowl eaten in bed a day".
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> Mike's health plan is "1600 calories a day"?
>
> I think he meant per meal right?
What Mr. O'Meara meant was "1600 calories of cake and ice-cream in a bowl eaten in bed a day".
Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by:
Shrekk Spewakk
()
Date: September 02, 2017 09:51AM
peekza Wrote:
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> What was more enjoyable, listening to Certa dunk
> on Spewak or listening to him push JHops shit in?
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> What was more enjoyable, listening to Certa dunk
> on Spewak or listening to him push JHops shit in?
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Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by:
Elvis pillowcase and duvet, etc.
()
Date: September 02, 2017 10:08AM
Hate to think what would tumble out of a Spewak pinata...
Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by:
Mira
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Date: September 02, 2017 10:28AM
I love the idea that the only people who could recognize that Headd is doing a shit job are people who want to be him, and take his job.
No, you fat fuck. No one wants to be a 400 pound toddler who lives in his basement and forces his wife to work awful gigs just to get insurance so you can maintain your infantile fantasy of being a deejay while totally neglecting the basic financial and emotional needs of his family.
No, you fat fuck. No one wants to be a 400 pound toddler who lives in his basement and forces his wife to work awful gigs just to get insurance so you can maintain your infantile fantasy of being a deejay while totally neglecting the basic financial and emotional needs of his family.
Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by:
RWSJr
()
Date: September 02, 2017 11:36AM
That's a 365 pound toddler to you, sir!
Statistics don't lie!
Statistics don't lie!
Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by:
Mira
()
Date: September 02, 2017 12:14PM
The idea that you can see Robb's fatness better if you stand on the roof of your pickup is fake news.
He's a fat load from any angle.
He's a fat load from any angle.
Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by:
Jen Ettix
()
Date: September 02, 2017 04:09PM
A Robb pinata?
Why tater tots, crown royal, ice cream, donuts, and cheese burgers...
All mixed together....
Why tater tots, crown royal, ice cream, donuts, and cheese burgers...
All mixed together....
Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by:
peekza
()
Date: September 02, 2017 09:18PM
Shrekk Spewakk Wrote:
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> peekza Wrote:
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> > What was more enjoyable, listening to Certa
> dunk
> > on Spewak or listening to him push JHops shit
> in?
Bravo...I'm glad you didn't shop JHops' shit getting pushed in instead
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> peekza Wrote:
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> > What was more enjoyable, listening to Certa
> dunk
> > on Spewak or listening to him push JHops shit
> in?
Bravo...I'm glad you didn't shop JHops' shit getting pushed in instead
Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by:
peekza
()
Date: September 02, 2017 09:19PM
Mira Wrote:
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> The idea that you can see Robb's fatness better if
> you stand on the roof of your pickup is fake
> news.
>
> He's a fat load from any angle.
the Math adds up
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> The idea that you can see Robb's fatness better if
> you stand on the roof of your pickup is fake
> news.
>
> He's a fat load from any angle.
the Math adds up
Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by:
Torn Pentacle
()
Date: September 02, 2017 10:06PM
Mira Wrote:
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> I love the idea that the only people who could
> recognize that Headd is doing a shit job are
> people who want to be him, and take his job.
>
> No, you fat fuck. No one wants to be a 400 pound
> toddler who lives in his basement and forces his
> wife to work awful gigs just to get insurance so
> you can maintain your infantile fantasy of being a
> deejay while totally neglecting the basic
> financial and emotional needs of his family.
No, no. You sound like someone who wants to wear a Robb skinsuit while taking his job! He is going to announce high school football games sometime soon and continue to lie about his daughter's hair color.
So, caring parent: CHECK!
Passes out at his own dinner party, caring parent: CHECK!
[Fill in the blank], caring parent: CHECK!
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> I love the idea that the only people who could
> recognize that Headd is doing a shit job are
> people who want to be him, and take his job.
>
> No, you fat fuck. No one wants to be a 400 pound
> toddler who lives in his basement and forces his
> wife to work awful gigs just to get insurance so
> you can maintain your infantile fantasy of being a
> deejay while totally neglecting the basic
> financial and emotional needs of his family.
No, no. You sound like someone who wants to wear a Robb skinsuit while taking his job! He is going to announce high school football games sometime soon and continue to lie about his daughter's hair color.
So, caring parent: CHECK!
Passes out at his own dinner party, caring parent: CHECK!
[Fill in the blank], caring parent: CHECK!
Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
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TMOS is the Bestest Ever!
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Date: September 03, 2017 07:39AM
interesting selection from Open Mike he chose to put on that awesome Mike Ovo website.
https://goo.gl/3BLA1d
https://goo.gl/3BLA1d
Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by:
peekza
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Date: September 03, 2017 03:23PM
Get ready for tomorrows Shelley Berman tribute
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Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by:
johncurtis4@yahoo.com
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Date: September 03, 2017 03:39PM
peekza Wrote:
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> Get ready for tomorrows Shelley Berman tribute
Get ready for nog cock peekza to suck another one.
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> Get ready for tomorrows Shelley Berman tribute
Get ready for nog cock peekza to suck another one.
Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by:
Netsuke
()
Date: September 03, 2017 04:17PM
The contrast between Robb's neo-Nazi face and his delicate theater fag fingers is icky.
Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by:
Not a Mike O'Meara Client
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Date: September 03, 2017 10:37PM
TMOS is the Bestest Ever! Wrote:
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> interesting selection from Open Mike he chose to
> put on that awesome Mike Ovo website.
>
> https://goo.gl/3BLA1d
And real early in the "Welcome" he says "So" twice in five seconds. You'd think a professional voiceover artist would be able to edit his stuff. I thank God that Mary O'Meara didn't live to hear this.
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> interesting selection from Open Mike he chose to
> put on that awesome Mike Ovo website.
>
> https://goo.gl/3BLA1d
And real early in the "Welcome" he says "So" twice in five seconds. You'd think a professional voiceover artist would be able to edit his stuff. I thank God that Mary O'Meara didn't live to hear this.
Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by:
Blobb Spewsack
()
Date: September 04, 2017 02:37PM
Hey Mike, It doesn't matter how many times you refer to your dead mother as "sainted".
She'll still be disappointed in you from heaven. Eternally.
She'll still be disappointed in you from heaven. Eternally.
Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by:
peekza
()
Date: September 04, 2017 03:09PM
Wouldn't a Saint raise better children? All Mary raised were two narcissists, the second worst than the first
Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by:
Blobb Spewsack
()
Date: September 04, 2017 03:46PM
peekza Wrote:
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> Wouldn't a Saint raise better children? All Mary
> raised were two narcissists, the second worst than
> the first
One married well; the other married often.
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> Wouldn't a Saint raise better children? All Mary
> raised were two narcissists, the second worst than
> the first
One married well; the other married often.
Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by:
peekza
()
Date: September 04, 2017 04:16PM
Nice line, that should have gone in the book Blobb
Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by:
Jen Ettix
()
Date: September 04, 2017 06:27PM
Tomorrow we'll get to hear who Mike got pissed off at because today is a "travel" day and what not...
Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by:
TMOS is the Bestest Ever!
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Date: September 05, 2017 06:24AM
Strange how each time Mike gets into a dispute with someone, both of them call the other an entitled hump.
Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by:
Irma
()
Date: September 05, 2017 06:27AM
Last month it was the Zone of Totality.
Now the Cone of Uncertainty. There's always some weather pattern around the corner, just waiting to piss Mike off. Luckily, we'll get to hear his over dramatic and nonsensical sky-is-falling explanations about it. All. Week. Long.
Now the Cone of Uncertainty. There's always some weather pattern around the corner, just waiting to piss Mike off. Luckily, we'll get to hear his over dramatic and nonsensical sky-is-falling explanations about it. All. Week. Long.
Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by:
Hey, apostrophe S face!
()
Date: September 05, 2017 07:31AM
the gotdamn eclipse's lingering effect....
meanwhile, Spewak bemoans his inability to find Columbo on Netflix, so he has to be satisfied with 4 episodes of the Andy Griffith Show.
meanwhile, Spewak bemoans his inability to find Columbo on Netflix, so he has to be satisfied with 4 episodes of the Andy Griffith Show.
Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by:
flapping pussy
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Date: September 05, 2017 11:34AM
Spewak is amazing. The fact that he doesn't kill himself and he thinks he adds something to the universe is amazing.
Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by:
Elvis pillowcase and duvet, etc.
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Date: September 05, 2017 02:46PM
from peek's favorite guilty pleasure -- Cake and Cookies:
Spewak says "Clue" is one of his top 15 movies of all time; that he loves EVERY Elvis movie; and that he will not turn off a beach party movie.
Thank God he doesn't do movie reviews for TMOS. #blessed
Spewak says "Clue" is one of his top 15 movies of all time; that he loves EVERY Elvis movie; and that he will not turn off a beach party movie.
Thank God he doesn't do movie reviews for TMOS. #blessed
Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by:
Concerned Parents of O'merica
()
Date: September 05, 2017 04:02PM
Newsflash for Mike (who should know better) and also for Robb (who probably does know better, but was just humoring Mike's ignorant blabberings):
1. The usual age for Kindergarten is 5.
2. Children born in the month of July are not considered borderline for the purpose of deciding whether to start Kindergarten in the fall. That's a decision for kids born in Sept or Oct.
3. Waiting until your kid is 6 to start kindergarten is ridiculous.
1. The usual age for Kindergarten is 5.
2. Children born in the month of July are not considered borderline for the purpose of deciding whether to start Kindergarten in the fall. That's a decision for kids born in Sept or Oct.
3. Waiting until your kid is 6 to start kindergarten is ridiculous.
Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by:
peekza
()
Date: September 05, 2017 04:12PM
Elvis pillowcase and duvet, etc. Wrote:
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> from peek's favorite guilty pleasure -- Cake and
> Cookies:
>
> Spewak says "Clue" is one of his top 15 movies of
> all time; that he loves EVERY Elvis movie; and
> that he will not turn off a beach party movie.
>
> Thank God he doesn't do movie reviews for TMOS.
> #blessed
You know the criteria, any open disrespect?
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> from peek's favorite guilty pleasure -- Cake and
> Cookies:
>
> Spewak says "Clue" is one of his top 15 movies of
> all time; that he loves EVERY Elvis movie; and
> that he will not turn off a beach party movie.
>
> Thank God he doesn't do movie reviews for TMOS.
> #blessed
You know the criteria, any open disrespect?
Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by:
Torn Pentacle
()
Date: September 05, 2017 04:20PM
Concerned Parents of O'merica Wrote:
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> Newsflash for Mike (who should know better) and
> also for Robb (who probably does know better, but
> was just humoring Mike's ignorant blabberings):
>
> 1. The usual age for Kindergarten is 5.
> 2. Children born in the month of July are not
> considered borderline for the purpose of deciding
> whether to start Kindergarten in the fall. That's
> a decision for kids born in Sept or Oct.
> 3. Waiting until your kid is 6 to start
> kindergarten is ridiculous.
Aren't they already sending him to pre-school a.k.a the kennel?
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> Newsflash for Mike (who should know better) and
> also for Robb (who probably does know better, but
> was just humoring Mike's ignorant blabberings):
>
> 1. The usual age for Kindergarten is 5.
> 2. Children born in the month of July are not
> considered borderline for the purpose of deciding
> whether to start Kindergarten in the fall. That's
> a decision for kids born in Sept or Oct.
> 3. Waiting until your kid is 6 to start
> kindergarten is ridiculous.
Aren't they already sending him to pre-school a.k.a the kennel?
Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by:
Elvis pillowcase and duvet, etc.
()
Date: September 05, 2017 05:18PM
peekza Wrote:
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> Elvis pillowcase and duvet, etc. Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > from peek's favorite guilty pleasure -- Cake
> and
> > Cookies:
> >
> > Spewak says "Clue" is one of his top 15 movies
> of
> > all time; that he loves EVERY Elvis movie; and
> > that he will not turn off a beach party movie.
> >
> > Thank God he doesn't do movie reviews for TMOS.
> > #blessed
>
>
> You know the criteria, any open disrespect?
Not so he reported. He did open with his daughter's comment that his Kia Sorrento is oh so boring and commonplace. Unlike the PT Cruiser some old relative is transferring to her. He thinks she'll be adding flames to it.
She def got the Spewak look at me gene.
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> Elvis pillowcase and duvet, etc. Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > from peek's favorite guilty pleasure -- Cake
> and
> > Cookies:
> >
> > Spewak says "Clue" is one of his top 15 movies
> of
> > all time; that he loves EVERY Elvis movie; and
> > that he will not turn off a beach party movie.
> >
> > Thank God he doesn't do movie reviews for TMOS.
> > #blessed
>
>
> You know the criteria, any open disrespect?
Not so he reported. He did open with his daughter's comment that his Kia Sorrento is oh so boring and commonplace. Unlike the PT Cruiser some old relative is transferring to her. He thinks she'll be adding flames to it.
She def got the Spewak look at me gene.
Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by:
Honless
()
Date: September 05, 2017 09:30PM
Did Oscar give away the dog yet?
Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by:
Mira
()
Date: September 05, 2017 11:33PM
No, he's still engaged.
Honless Wrote:
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> Did Oscar give away the dog yet?
Honless Wrote:
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> Did Oscar give away the dog yet?
Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by:
Jen Ettix
()
Date: September 06, 2017 05:38AM
According to Mike, it's Trumps fault North Korea is the way it is...
Jackass....
Jackass....
Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by:
Cary and Carla
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Date: September 06, 2017 08:12AM
Carla: Back up 95. With Mike, to make it worse. I'm dosing him and Jr. with Benadryl.
FML.
Edited 1 time(s). Last edit at 09/06/2017 08:12AM by Cary and Carla.
FML.
Edited 1 time(s). Last edit at 09/06/2017 08:12AM by Cary and Carla.
Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by:
TMOS is the Bestest Ever!
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Date: September 06, 2017 09:27AM
Of Katie, Mike asked Spewak yesterday, "Don't you do a show with her every week?"
Not quite. Despite Spewak's delight in bashing Certa for not putting out OMearacasts regularly, Certa has done 26 this year while Spewak has done 17 C&C's. And it's 17 only due to a summer spurt after Oscar told him C&C was the second most downloaded show on MORE.
Mike has never listened to a single C&C. Has he ever listened to ANY other MORE podcast? Highly unlikely.
Not quite. Despite Spewak's delight in bashing Certa for not putting out OMearacasts regularly, Certa has done 26 this year while Spewak has done 17 C&C's. And it's 17 only due to a summer spurt after Oscar told him C&C was the second most downloaded show on MORE.
Mike has never listened to a single C&C. Has he ever listened to ANY other MORE podcast? Highly unlikely.
Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by:
Elvis pillowcase and duvet, etc.
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Date: September 06, 2017 09:52AM
Such a shitty show but we are glued to it daily because our lives suck ten-fold greater!
Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by:
Trip Asslick
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Date: September 06, 2017 09:54AM
Jen Ettix Wrote:
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> According to Mike, it's Trumps fault North Korea
> is the way it is...
> Jackass....
Everyone knows Mike is an ass.
Everyone but Mike.
That's what makes the show what it is.
Don't you Get It?
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> According to Mike, it's Trumps fault North Korea
> is the way it is...
> Jackass....
Everyone knows Mike is an ass.
Everyone but Mike.
That's what makes the show what it is.
Don't you Get It?
Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by:
Trip Asslick
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Date: September 06, 2017 09:59AM
> Mike has never listened to a single C&C.
Even a blind squirrel finds a nut once in awhile.
Even a blind squirrel finds a nut once in awhile.
Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by:
Glue Factory
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Date: September 06, 2017 10:18AM
Elvis pillowcase and duvet, etc. Wrote:
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> Such a shitty show but we are glued to it daily
> because our lives suck ten-fold greater!
Which begs the question why YOU are glued to this thread...
And come up with your own name.
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> Such a shitty show but we are glued to it daily
> because our lives suck ten-fold greater!
Which begs the question why YOU are glued to this thread...
And come up with your own name.
Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by:
Mira
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Date: September 06, 2017 10:35AM
1. Mike doesn't even listen to TMOS on "travel" or "sick" days when it's the Robb and Oscar show. Never understands references to previous Mike-less shows.
2. Mike doesn't even listen to TMOS when he's recording it either. Never understands references to something said earlier in the same show.
TMOS is the Bestest Ever! Wrote:
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> Mike has never listened to a single C&C. Has he
> ever listened to ANY other MORE podcast? Highly
> unlikely.
2. Mike doesn't even listen to TMOS when he's recording it either. Never understands references to something said earlier in the same show.
TMOS is the Bestest Ever! Wrote:
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> Mike has never listened to a single C&C. Has he
> ever listened to ANY other MORE podcast? Highly
> unlikely.
Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by:
Blobb Spewsack
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Date: September 06, 2017 10:54AM
The neighbors have been busy getting ready for the storm.
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Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by:
peekza
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Date: September 06, 2017 12:21PM
Glue Factory Wrote:
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> Elvis pillowcase and duvet, etc. Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > Such a shitty show but we are glued to it daily
> > because our lives suck ten-fold greater!
>
> Which begs the question why YOU are glued to this
> thread...
>
> And come up with your own name.
Oh...we KNOW why he is glued
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> Elvis pillowcase and duvet, etc. Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > Such a shitty show but we are glued to it daily
> > because our lives suck ten-fold greater!
>
> Which begs the question why YOU are glued to this
> thread...
>
> And come up with your own name.
Oh...we KNOW why he is glued
Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by:
Hey, apostrophe S face!
()
Date: September 06, 2017 12:22PM
Raised on the water Mike doesn't know how to pronounce "leeward."
Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by:
peekza
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Date: September 06, 2017 12:27PM
yesssssssssssiiIIIIIIRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR
Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by:
peekza
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Date: September 06, 2017 02:29PM
Hey, apostrophe S face! Wrote:
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> Raised on the water Mike doesn't know how to
> pronounce "leeward."
And as an Irishman, he doesn't know how to pronounce Declan
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> Raised on the water Mike doesn't know how to
> pronounce "leeward."
And as an Irishman, he doesn't know how to pronounce Declan
Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by:
Oh'Meara
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Date: September 06, 2017 04:35PM
Political junkie Mike doesn't know how to pronounce "inaugural."
Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by:
No-Longer Listening
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Date: September 06, 2017 06:49PM
I stopped listening when I realized I was fast-forwarding every episode to avoid Mike's bitching or his boring life.
I'm happy just reading everyone's comments here.
I'm happy just reading everyone's comments here.
Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by:
BOAD Guy 666
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Date: September 06, 2017 09:22PM
Today is so typical…
Blobb “We listen as people still smoke”. Do you listen about obesity and boozing?
Mike “If you have an industry that will cause harm, you will do a campaign to make money” says the bar owner who let minors drink.
Kid is not right..sick again.
Irma is chasing his fat ass out of FLA....Will blame it on Global Warming...
Blobb “We listen as people still smoke”. Do you listen about obesity and boozing?
Mike “If you have an industry that will cause harm, you will do a campaign to make money” says the bar owner who let minors drink.
Kid is not right..sick again.
Irma is chasing his fat ass out of FLA....Will blame it on Global Warming...
Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by:
Officer Pissclams
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Date: September 06, 2017 09:32PM
Where is his destination? Not effing Maine again?
Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by:
peekza
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Date: September 06, 2017 10:45PM
Currently staying at the Von Herrmans',while the ultimate destination is his Mother in Law, Hott Linda
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Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by:
TMOS is the Bestest Ever!
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Date: September 06, 2017 10:46PM
I hear first to Katie Von H's in Savannah, then on up to Carla's mom's in VA. You know, the mother-in-law who is so inconsiderate as to live on a high floor of a building with no elevator. She's an unentitled hump.
Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by:
peekza
()
Date: September 07, 2017 12:18AM
BOAD Guy 666 Wrote:
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>
>
> Irma is chasing his fat ass out of FLA....Will
> blame it on Global Warming...
the eclipse
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>
>
> Irma is chasing his fat ass out of FLA....Will
> blame it on Global Warming...
the eclipse
Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by:
BOAD Guy 666
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Date: September 07, 2017 08:37AM
WHo sucked on Linda's nose to make it that way?
Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by:
Jose Harvey Irma
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Date: September 07, 2017 10:09AM
So we're to believe that Spewak doesn't know who is staying in Katie's guest house, which is preventing Mike from staying there while he leeches off her (being forced to use the guest bedroom within the main house)? When asked if they're using it as an Airbnb, Spewak said "I don't know, I think so." Come on, that fucker knows every detail about Katie's life. He absolutely knows what's going on there. He's either hiding something or covering up something for her (e.g., their rental is off the books). You can bet that Spewak is home today crying in his Crown Regal and wondering why Leesburg can't get a hurricane so HE can flee to Katie's.
Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by:
Elvis pillowcase and duvet, etc.
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Date: September 07, 2017 12:46PM
Betcha Katie and Dan don't advertise on airbnb that their cottage is the place they go to have sex. Spewak can't get to sleep when he stays there imagining it.
Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by:
peekza
()
Date: September 07, 2017 01:51PM
How many times do you think Cary caught him smelling the mattress?
Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by:
Four Hour Club
()
Date: September 07, 2017 02:30PM
Never fear, he's staying in a hotel in DC with an elevator, so he won't need to climb the steps again until Friday.
TMOS is the Bestest Ever! Wrote:
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> I hear first to Katie Von H's in Savannah, then on
> up to Carla's mom's in VA. You know, the
> mother-in-law who is so inconsiderate as to live
> on a high floor of a building with no elevator.
> She's an unentitled hump.
TMOS is the Bestest Ever! Wrote:
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> I hear first to Katie Von H's in Savannah, then on
> up to Carla's mom's in VA. You know, the
> mother-in-law who is so inconsiderate as to live
> on a high floor of a building with no elevator.
> She's an unentitled hump.
Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by:
Cary and Carla
()
Date: September 07, 2017 02:53PM
Carla: Solved my travel problem -- two cars. Stuck him with the dogs. Genius move if I do say so myself.
Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by:
Netsuke
()
Date: September 07, 2017 02:56PM
Best part of today's show was Robb's discomfort.
Worst part was the Nicky Diamond bit.
Worst part was the Nicky Diamond bit.
Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by:
EsteBAN
()
Date: September 07, 2017 04:52PM
Cary and Carla Wrote:
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> Carla: Solved my travel problem -- two cars. Stuck
> him with the dogs. Genius move if I do say so
> myself.
Nice to see LFF can "lift a pinkie" to actually do something, actual driving...
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> Carla: Solved my travel problem -- two cars. Stuck
> him with the dogs. Genius move if I do say so
> myself.
Nice to see LFF can "lift a pinkie" to actually do something, actual driving...
Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by:
Mo'm
()
Date: September 07, 2017 06:36PM
Stay safe in the storm Mike we love ya!!!!
Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by:
The Predicktor
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Date: September 07, 2017 06:50PM
The C&C episode AFTER Mike leaves Katie's house will probably be must listen..
Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by:
Cary and Carla
()
Date: September 07, 2017 07:32PM
Carla: My husband is drinking his way up the East Coast. Therefore, I am too.
Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by:
Kenny Rogers
()
Date: September 07, 2017 08:17PM
peekza Wrote:
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> How many times do you think Cary caught him
> smelling the mattress?
Whose mattress you been sniffin' boy?
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> How many times do you think Cary caught him
> smelling the mattress?
Whose mattress you been sniffin' boy?
Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by:
Four Hour Club
()
Date: September 08, 2017 12:37PM
LFF's Norm Macdonald "impression" is probably in his top 5 worst, and that is saying something.
Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by:
peekza
()
Date: September 08, 2017 01:24PM
Netsuke Wrote:
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> Best part of today's show was Robb's discomfort.
>
> Worst part was the Nicky Diamond bit.
Yes, Mike jumped his shit early and often...All deserving mind you...I would imagine one of the reasons the show has lasted as long as it has is because Mike has been in another state for years now
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> Best part of today's show was Robb's discomfort.
>
> Worst part was the Nicky Diamond bit.
Yes, Mike jumped his shit early and often...All deserving mind you...I would imagine one of the reasons the show has lasted as long as it has is because Mike has been in another state for years now
Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by:
peekza
()
Date: September 08, 2017 01:48PM
Four Hour Club Wrote:
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> LFF's Norm Macdonald "impression" is probably in
> his top 5 worst, and that is saying something.
Does he sound Australian or like Bruce Dern?
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> LFF's Norm Macdonald "impression" is probably in
> his top 5 worst, and that is saying something.
Does he sound Australian or like Bruce Dern?
Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by:
manboobs
()
Date: September 08, 2017 02:19PM
I want to come on Rob(b)'s tits
Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by:
E2 Tambien
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Date: September 08, 2017 08:10PM
I liked the Norm Macdonald bit. Granted, Mike is just phoning it in. It could be so much better if he actually worked on it. (You wouldn't know from listening to it that Mike was once considered a pretty good impressionist.)
But kudos for trying someone who is still alive, relevant -- and very funny.
[Norm's podcast is fantastic, btw.]
But kudos for trying someone who is still alive, relevant -- and very funny.
[Norm's podcast is fantastic, btw.]
Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by:
TMOS is the Best!
()
Date: September 09, 2017 10:42AM
peekza Wrote:
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> Four Hour Club Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > LFF's Norm Macdonald "impression" is probably
> in
> > his top 5 worst, and that is saying something.
>
>
> Does he sound Australian or like Bruce Dern?
I thought he was doing Mr. Noncommittal at first.
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> Four Hour Club Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > LFF's Norm Macdonald "impression" is probably
> in
> > his top 5 worst, and that is saying something.
>
>
> Does he sound Australian or like Bruce Dern?
I thought he was doing Mr. Noncommittal at first.
Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by:
peekza
()
Date: September 09, 2017 11:34AM
The best part of the impression was when Mike accidentally threw away his door opening sound and spent the next 5 minutes looking for it(on air, natch) and trying to recreate it...Because THAT'S what PROS do
Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by:
Tuscarora Robb to the Rescue
()
Date: September 09, 2017 01:50PM
Tech Support Robb: "Well, you could use the Finder, or you could go through your deleted emails..."
Or you could pop open the Trash Can.
Or you could pop open the Trash Can.
Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by:
Blobb Spewsack
()
Date: September 09, 2017 05:42PM
Current NOAA storm surge projection shows Mike's house will be in 9 feet of water.
Nice that he got his wood floors redone this year.
Chances he tries to get the show to pay for replacement? 100%.
The worst part about all this is that Victim Mike® will be out in full force after his house is destroyed.
Edited 2 time(s). Last edit at 09/09/2017 06:15PM by Blobb Spewsack.
Nice that he got his wood floors redone this year.
Chances he tries to get the show to pay for replacement? 100%.
The worst part about all this is that Victim Mike® will be out in full force after his house is destroyed.
Edited 2 time(s). Last edit at 09/09/2017 06:15PM by Blobb Spewsack.
Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by:
Copy Desk
()
Date: September 09, 2017 06:57PM
Memo to Mike: Mike, please stop saying "fam". It's your daughter's word, makes you sound creepy, and makes the listener think of your daughters in bikinis.
Memo to Robb: Robb, the freight train sound effect is much too long and a bad idea to begin with, as bad as Mike's explosion sound. Going forward, whenever you have an idea, do the opposite. Examples would be when you think of interrupting, singing along, or trying and failing at an Arch Campbell impression. More available, let us know when you're free. Oh wait, you're ALWAYS free.
Memo to Oscar: Best to Peach.
Memo to Robb: Robb, the freight train sound effect is much too long and a bad idea to begin with, as bad as Mike's explosion sound. Going forward, whenever you have an idea, do the opposite. Examples would be when you think of interrupting, singing along, or trying and failing at an Arch Campbell impression. More available, let us know when you're free. Oh wait, you're ALWAYS free.
Memo to Oscar: Best to Peach.
Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by:
Type-A couple
()
Date: September 09, 2017 07:29PM
Be a real man? Or abandon the state a week ahead of time to your mother-in-law's house to drink and watch tv?
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Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by:
What now
()
Date: September 09, 2017 09:01PM
So true. and so lame.
peekza Wrote:
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> The best part of the impression was when Mike
> accidentally threw away his door opening sound and
> spent the next 5 minutes looking for it(on air,
> natch) and trying to recreate it...Because THAT'S
> what PROS do
peekza Wrote:
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> The best part of the impression was when Mike
> accidentally threw away his door opening sound and
> spent the next 5 minutes looking for it(on air,
> natch) and trying to recreate it...Because THAT'S
> what PROS do
Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by:
What now
()
Date: September 09, 2017 09:28PM
How about the moocher grabbing the cable remote and audaciously upping the cable package of his mother-in-law. No mention of him offering to pay for this extravagant expense.
And then he bails on them to stay at a posh DC hotel on his own.
Must be nice.
Type-A couple Wrote:
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> Be a real man? Or abandon the state a week ahead
> of time to your mother-in-law's house to drink and
> watch tv?
And then he bails on them to stay at a posh DC hotel on his own.
Must be nice.
Type-A couple Wrote:
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> Be a real man? Or abandon the state a week ahead
> of time to your mother-in-law's house to drink and
> watch tv?
Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by:
Torn Pentacle
()
Date: September 09, 2017 10:13PM
Type-A couple Wrote:
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> Be a real man? Or abandon the state a week ahead
> of time to your mother-in-law's house to drink and
> watch tv?
To be fair, Buzz's MIL's grave is probably quite cramped and doesn't have cable. On the other hand...
LFF's MIL is his age. Of course he's staying in a hotel ("it's for the show, Carla") because this is a drinking vacation for him. I'm guessing there'll be some eating too. "Let's spend show money on sandwiches for interns so I don't have to eat a salad."
Mike never mentioned putting plywood on his windows. Probably thinks that's "white trash". No Mike, drilling a hole in the shower so you can watch your sister is white trash.
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> Be a real man? Or abandon the state a week ahead
> of time to your mother-in-law's house to drink and
> watch tv?
To be fair, Buzz's MIL's grave is probably quite cramped and doesn't have cable. On the other hand...
LFF's MIL is his age. Of course he's staying in a hotel ("it's for the show, Carla") because this is a drinking vacation for him. I'm guessing there'll be some eating too. "Let's spend show money on sandwiches for interns so I don't have to eat a salad."
Mike never mentioned putting plywood on his windows. Probably thinks that's "white trash". No Mike, drilling a hole in the shower so you can watch your sister is white trash.
Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by:
Laughing Lurker
()
Date: September 09, 2017 11:23PM
Think there will be any pounding of tables on Monday?
Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by:
Oh'Meara
()
Date: September 10, 2017 09:02AM
50-50 he doesn't post.
Big Utility will be the enemy when power goes off and he can't see the water in his home via Oscar's Nest gift.
Big Utility will be the enemy when power goes off and he can't see the water in his home via Oscar's Nest gift.