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Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by: peekza ()
Date: November 16, 2017 05:03PM

The bed Oscar described is a futon...Why did nobody on the show point this out to him?

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Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by: peekza ()
Date: November 16, 2017 05:10PM

883 Semper Fam
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Mama Fattleggs.jpg

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Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by: Shitta Hitta ()
Date: November 16, 2017 06:15PM

When she shines up,... would hit...

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Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by: peekza ()
Date: November 16, 2017 07:54PM

What is up with those legs? I thought she was the workout queen, there is a noticeable lack of tone

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Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by: BOAD Guy 666 ()
Date: November 16, 2017 08:18PM

RE:

What is up with those legs? I thought she was the workout queen, there is a noticeable lack of tone

-Yep! Hammys are looking like ham...

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Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by: peekza ()
Date: November 16, 2017 08:22PM

So are all those workout posts fake news?

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Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by: Bumbaclot ()
Date: November 16, 2017 10:44PM

In minute 7 or so O5car pointed out that Robbb and Mikkke are fat and in ill health.

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Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by: Robbb At 390 ()
Date: November 17, 2017 12:10AM

Bumbaclot Wrote:
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> In minute 7 or so O5car pointed out that Robbb and
> Mikkke are fat and in ill health.


Appointment programming.

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Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by: peekza ()
Date: November 17, 2017 12:29AM

At the end of today's Audio Fault, Musicologist Robb Spewak incorrectly credit the Red Hot Chili Peppers with writing Fire...A Jimi Hendrix standard...If only Jimi had met Elvis

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Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by: Bumbaclot ()
Date: November 17, 2017 12:38AM

It is a day ending in "y".

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Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by: Oscar at min. 7 yesterday ()
Date: November 17, 2017 08:19AM

Getting my annual physical yesterday and the moment of truth came - rectal exam. Dr. was palpating my prostate when disaster struck. My gut clenched up let loose a torrent of hot gravy all over the Dr.s hand, arm and face - Red Adair couldnt have put this well out. The nurse standing in the corner got hit in her face too, tripped backwards and flipped a metal tray off the side table launching a syringe up into the air coming straight back down and into one of her eyes.

As I looked on, horrified, as she tried to remove the needle from her shit stained eye, the Dr. turned around saw this and vomited freely all over my upturned ass. There was a big red button on the wall (never knew what it was for); in her final act before passing out the nurse lunged for the button pushed it and passed out leaving a smear of liquid shit on the wall on and below the button.

A crew in hazmat suits appeared within 30 seconds and tended to the wounded. As they carried me out on a plastic tarp I noticed my Dr. in a chair in the corner quietly sobbing into his filthy hands.

Why do our bowels do this to us?

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Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by: ^not about Oscar ()
Date: November 17, 2017 12:37PM

^not about Oscar - I was looking forward to talking about the show not a disgusting tale of human waste - disgusting

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Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by: peekza ()
Date: November 17, 2017 02:46PM

Mike started today's show with an apology for having to step away and attend a personal matter yesterday...Oscar and Robb instantly rush in to head him off with the "connectivity" bs and then try to play it off with fiber shtick, but the damage was already done...The lie had been revealed...Transparency

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Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by: Bumbaclot ()
Date: November 17, 2017 02:56PM

A hangover is a very personal thing.

In the Robbb is wrong file, "Joe Clarke in Stand by Me" minute 49.

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Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by: Blobb Spewsack ()
Date: November 17, 2017 03:16PM

peekza Wrote:
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> Mike started today's show with an apology for
> having to step away and attend a personal matter
> yesterday...Oscar and Robb instantly rush in to
> head him off with the "connectivity" bs and then
> try to play it off with fiber shtick, but the
> damage was already done...The lie had been
> revealed...Transparency


TMOS - Lie first.™

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Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by: peekza ()
Date: November 17, 2017 03:24PM

Bumbaclot Wrote:
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> A hangover is a very personal thing.
>
> In the Robbb is wrong file, "Joe Clarke in Stand
> by Me" minute 49.


Clearly it was Stand and Deliver ;)

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Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by: TMOS is the Bestest Ever! ()
Date: November 17, 2017 03:35PM

There was a connectivity problem -- Carla could not connect his headphones from his spare room office to his passed out head in the bedroom.

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Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by: Jen Ettix ()
Date: November 17, 2017 04:04PM

Bumbaclot Wrote:
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> A hangover is a very personal thing.
>
> In the Robbb is wrong file, "Joe Clarke in Stand
> by Me" minute 49.

It has been zero weeks since Robbb was wrong about something....

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Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by: BOAD Guy 666 ()
Date: November 17, 2017 04:22PM


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Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by: peekza ()
Date: November 17, 2017 04:27PM

I love that Mike still insists he's doing a radio show

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Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by: Hey, apostrophe S face! ()
Date: November 17, 2017 04:50PM

Seeing is believing. Mike moves like an obese man with bad hips.

Spewak is a human Michelin Man.

Did Oscar and Spewak buy their workout shoes together for the 1-2 times they went to the gym?

Spewak raced home to report the value of his gift to the IRS.

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Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by: George'Jones ()
Date: November 17, 2017 05:20PM

BOAD Guy 666 Wrote:
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> https://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=youtu.be&v=O
> EFJzduO6FU&app=desktop


So in this clip SDM awards rob a kind of post make-a-wish trip to the Bahamas for robert making 10 years cancer free. He also tells rob that he will receive 500 dollars to spend. Some guy in the crowd shouts, "that's one meal". Pretty funny. He also makes reference to Fairfax underground spoiling the surprise. That said, it's not worth listening to for a couple cheap laughs. I took the bullet for you.

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Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by: Verified Green Onion ()
Date: November 17, 2017 06:02PM

^not about Oscar Wrote:
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> ^not about Oscar - I was looking forward to
> talking about the show not a disgusting tale of
> human waste - disgusting


1. Fuck your stupid show.
2. There’s a MOM facebook page, talk about it there.
3. Go fuck yourself.

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Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by: That time with Robb ()
Date: November 17, 2017 06:39PM

George'Jones Wrote:
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> BOAD Guy 666 Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> >
> https://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=youtu.be&v=O
>
> > EFJzduO6FU&app=desktop
>
>
> So in this clip SDM awards rob a kind of post
> make-a-wish trip to the Bahamas for robert making
> 10 years cancer free. He also tells rob that he
> will receive 500 dollars to spend. Some guy in
> the crowd shouts, "that's one meal". Pretty
> funny. He also makes reference to Fairfax
> underground spoiling the surprise. That said,
> it's not worth listening to for a couple cheap
> laughs. I took the bullet for you.

Good one. Did they tell the story of the time Robb got really drunk and used his fish aquarium as a toilet? All the fish died except for the bottom feeder - it dined on Robb's feces for several weeks.

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Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by: peekza ()
Date: November 17, 2017 06:54PM

Verified Green Onion Wrote:
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> ^not about Oscar Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > ^not about Oscar - I was looking forward to
> > talking about the show not a disgusting tale of
> > human waste - disgusting
>
>
> 1. Fuck your stupid show.
> 2. There’s a MOM facebook page, talk about it
> there.
> 3. Go fuck yourself.


how about?

No
no
no

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Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by: Cynthia ()
Date: November 17, 2017 07:04PM

That time with Robb Wrote:
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> George'Jones Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > BOAD Guy 666 Wrote:
> >
> --------------------------------------------------
>
> > -----
> > >
> >
> https://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=youtu.be&v=O
>
> >
> > > EFJzduO6FU&app=desktop
> >
> >
> > So in this clip SDM awards rob a kind of post
> > make-a-wish trip to the Bahamas for robert
> making
> > 10 years cancer free. He also tells rob that he
> > will receive 500 dollars to spend. Some guy in
> > the crowd shouts, "that's one meal". Pretty
> > funny. He also makes reference to Fairfax
> > underground spoiling the surprise. That said,
> > it's not worth listening to for a couple cheap
> > laughs. I took the bullet for you.
>
> Good one. Did they tell the story of the time
> Robb got really drunk and used his fish aquarium
> as a toilet? All the fish died except for the
> bottom feeder - it dined on Robb's feces for
> several weeks.

Is that the 'Tennessee Tea Games' thing I heard about?

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Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by: Bumbaclot ()
Date: November 17, 2017 07:09PM

Hey, apostrophe S face! Wrote:
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> Seeing is believing. Mike moves like an obese man
> with bad hips.
>
> Spewak is a human Michelin Man.
>
> Did Oscar and Spewak buy their workout shoes
> together for the 1-2 times they went to the gym?
>
> Spewak raced home to report the value of his gift
> to the IRS.

The recipient of a gift has no tax liability. The giver has an annual and lifetime exemption. This is likely not a taxable event.

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Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by: confused ()
Date: November 17, 2017 07:37PM

These posts about human wastefeces seem out of sync with the thread - was this a bit MOM did?

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Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by: Poopy ()
Date: November 17, 2017 08:14PM

confused Wrote:
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> These posts about human wastefeces seem out of
> sync with the thread - was this a bit MOM did?


No, peekza kindly invited the bowels thread folks to come post in here, since the subject matter is similar.

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Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by: Trip Asslick ()
Date: November 17, 2017 08:35PM

peekza Wrote:
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> Mike started today's show with an apology for
> having to step away and attend a personal matter
> yesterday...Oscar and Robb instantly rush in to
> head him off with the "connectivity" bs and then
> try to play it off with fiber shtick, but the
> damage was already done...The lie had been
> revealed...Transparency

I didn't hear it. Is it possible that they cut that bit out?

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Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by: Spring Onion ()
Date: November 17, 2017 10:19PM

thread sucks site sucks you all sucks.

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Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by: peekza ()
Date: November 18, 2017 12:17AM

Poopy Wrote:
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> confused Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > These posts about human wastefeces seem out of
> > sync with the thread - was this a bit MOM did?
>
>
> No, peekza kindly invited the bowels thread folks
> to come post in here, since the subject matter is
> similar.

link?

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Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by: Johnny Henshaw Jacobs ()
Date: November 18, 2017 01:12AM

Jen Ettix Wrote:
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> It has been zero weeks since Robbb was wrong about
> something....


WEEKS?!?! BWAHAHAHAHAHA!

Shirley, you jest...

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Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by: Bumbaclot ()
Date: November 18, 2017 02:15AM

Antonio Scofield Junior was an Opie and Anthony bit wasn't it?

Robbb is like a stopped clock: he's wrong twice a day.

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Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by: Jen Ettix ()
Date: November 18, 2017 06:13AM

Nice to hear 05car is enjoying the life of marriage.
Good work...

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Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by: peekza ()
Date: November 18, 2017 07:48AM

Bumbaclot Wrote:
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> Antonio Scofield Junior was an Opie and Anthony
> bit wasn't it?
>
> Robbb is like a stopped clock: he's wrong twice a
> day.


No...It was a Marion Barry interview about some lo budget musical that Don and Mike ran with

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Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by: Listen better ()
Date: November 18, 2017 07:57AM

peekza Wrote:
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> Bumbaclot Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > Antonio Scofield Junior was an Opie and Anthony
> > bit wasn't it?
> >
> > Robbb is like a stopped clock: he's wrong twice
> a
> > day.
>
>
> No...It was a Marion Barry interview about some lo
> budget musical that Don and Mike ran with

Wrong. Now you’re just making shit up again.

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Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by: You must be SDM ()
Date: November 18, 2017 09:29AM

Bumbaclot Wrote:
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> Hey, apostrophe S face! Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > Seeing is believing. Mike moves like an obese
> man
> > with bad hips.
> >
> > Spewak is a human Michelin Man.
> >
> > Did Oscar and Spewak buy their workout shoes
> > together for the 1-2 times they went to the gym?
>
> >
> > Spewak raced home to report the value of his
> gift
> > to the IRS.
>
> The recipient of a gift has no tax liability. The
> giver has an annual and lifetime exemption. This
> is likely not a taxable event.

Joke was Spewak would have been wrong to report it. Wasn't my joke so I don't mind explaining it to you, Mr. Serious JD, LLM Man, you.

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Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by: Bumbaclot ()
Date: November 18, 2017 03:16PM

I'm sorry.

Bet you didn't see that coming.

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Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by: Robb - those werent sodas lol ()
Date: November 18, 2017 05:10PM

Stuff about Robb is totally off the hook man. Tough day for me though. Wend to Costco to do my Thanksgiving shopping and man was it crowded. Place is huge too. I made it to the back where the veggies, turkey and other foods I needed were when it struck me - I needed a restroom and I needed it NOW. As I looked down the center isle it was Asians and old white people and their carts in gridlock. Every person taking samples simply left their cart to block the entire isle.

I made the immediate decision to go to the perimeter and try that isle. As I raced to the corner with my heavily loaded cart my spirits sank as I saw this isle was gridlocked worse than the other. I panicked. I was next to the dairy isle so I remembered those cases are really large walk-in refrigerators. I abandoned my cart as if I was fleeing a Zombie apocalypse. The end door was open so I pushed past a very large middle aged woman in one of those motorized carts and entered the dairy case. It was much larger inside than I expected but I didnt have time for sight seeing. I looked for a spot on the floor clear from the stacked boxes of butter and milk.

As I squeezed into a space right at the display area as it was the only one big enough for me to fit in. I was in the egg display right next to the milk. Fumbling I quickly dropped my pants squatted and pushed. I couldnt believe it but I seemed constipated. I pushed hard with no results. I placed 2 crates on the floor standing on them to achieve a deeper squat. Just as the plug in my rear released a searing pain ran from my rectum to my leg and I fell to one knee. This happened to be the exact moment a fury of steaming chocolate and beef gravy shot out of my ass and into the display.

Even more unfortunate was the fact that a young mother and her toddler had just opened the egg display door and were soaked with my feces fire hose. An elderly Asian man came over to help them but slipped on the liquid shit now puddled in front of the display case. As he was falling he grabbed one of the racks and it failed delivering a case of 24-to-the-box egg cartons on him, the woman and toddler. The end result was a kind of hideous omelette of eggs liquid shit and humanity. If that all wasn't enough the fat lady in the motorized cart saw the whole thing and was vomiting uncontrollably and crashed her cart into the display unleashing a new barrage of eggs down onto the Asian man lying in my shit on the floor.

I pulled up my pants and beat it out of there. Once out of the refrigerator I turned the corner only to see that the old guy who was working the quiche sample cart and he was pointing at me and screaming something in Korean. I ran out the fire exit and barely escaped.

This is what its like to live with IBS

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Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by: moms ()
Date: November 18, 2017 06:39PM

what in the sam hill?

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Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by: You must be SDM ()
Date: November 18, 2017 06:53PM

Bumbaclot Wrote:
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> I'm sorry.
>
> Bet you didn't see that coming.


You are a big man. Spewak-sized, even.

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Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by: George'Jones ()
Date: November 18, 2017 07:16PM

Bumbaclot Wrote:
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> Antonio Scofield Junior was an Opie and Anthony
> bit wasn't it?
>
> Robbb is like a stopped clock: he's wrong twice a
> day.


Actually it was Alfonso Scofield Junior

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Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by: Verified Green Onion ()
Date: November 18, 2017 07:21PM

Robb - those werent sodas lol Wrote:
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> Stuff about Robb is totally off the hook man.
> Tough day for me though. Wend to Costco to do my
> Thanksgiving shopping and man was it crowded.
> Place is huge too. I made it to the back where
> the veggies, turkey and other foods I needed were
> when it struck me - I needed a restroom and I
> needed it NOW. As I looked down the center isle
> it was Asians and old white people and their carts
> in gridlock. Every person taking samples simply
> left their cart to block the entire isle.
>
> I made the immediate decision to go to the
> perimeter and try that isle. As I raced to the
> corner with my heavily loaded cart my spirits sank
> as I saw this isle was gridlocked worse than the
> other. I panicked. I was next to the dairy isle
> so I remembered those cases are really large
> walk-in refrigerators. I abandoned my cart as if
> I was fleeing a Zombie apocalypse. The end door
> was open so I pushed past a very large middle aged
> woman in one of those motorized carts and entered
> the dairy case. It was much larger inside than I
> expected but I didnt have time for sight seeing.
> I looked for a spot on the floor clear from the
> stacked boxes of butter and milk.
>
> As I squeezed into a space right at the display
> area as it was the only one big enough for me to
> fit in. I was in the egg display right next to
> the milk. Fumbling I quickly dropped my pants
> squatted and pushed. I couldnt believe it but I
> seemed constipated. I pushed hard with no
> results. I placed 2 crates on the floor standing
> on them to achieve a deeper squat. Just as the
> plug in my rear released a searing pain ran from
> my rectum to my leg and I fell to one knee. This
> happened to be the exact moment a fury of steaming
> chocolate and beef gravy shot out of my ass and
> into the display.
>
> Even more unfortunate was the fact that a young
> mother and her toddler had just opened the egg
> display door and were soaked with my feces fire
> hose. An elderly Asian man came over to help them
> but slipped on the liquid shit now puddled in
> front of the display case. As he was falling he
> grabbed one of the racks and it failed delivering
> a case of 24-to-the-box egg cartons on him, the
> woman and toddler. The end result was a kind of
> hideous omelette of eggs liquid shit and humanity.
> If that all wasn't enough the fat lady in the
> motorized cart saw the whole thing and was
> vomiting uncontrollably and crashed her cart into
> the display unleashing a new barrage of eggs down
> onto the Asian man lying in my shit on the floor.
>
> I pulled up my pants and beat it out of there.
> Once out of the refrigerator I turned the corner
> only to see that the old guy who was working the
> quiche sample cart and he was pointing at me and
> screaming something in Korean. I ran out the fire
> exit and barely escaped.
>
> This is what its like to live with IBS


I am honored by your story. You are a true brother in bowel.

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Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by: George'Jones ()
Date: November 18, 2017 07:27PM

Trip Asslick Wrote:
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> peekza Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > Mike started today's show with an apology for
> > having to step away and attend a personal
> matter
> > yesterday...Oscar and Robb instantly rush in to
> > head him off with the "connectivity" bs and
> then
> > try to play it off with fiber shtick, but the
> > damage was already done...The lie had been
> > revealed...Transparency
>
> I didn't hear it. Is it possible that they cut
> that bit out?

No it's there. Right in the beginning of Friday's show Mike thanks rob and O for stepping up for him as something came up at the last minute. Oscar then says Mike can't help it when there are conductivity issues, clearly a lie, but then Mike gets the hint and elaborates on the lie. They lie, get caught, then pretend it never happened. Much like DC.

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Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by: Author! Author! ()
Date: November 18, 2017 09:58PM

Just gotta say: absolutely not a fan of the shit pics.
But that Costco Fecal Fiasco tale had me literally LOL.
Bravo!

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Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by: Hey, apostrophe S face! ()
Date: November 19, 2017 08:31AM

Pretty sad for Mike when posters in his forum are doing better bits about poop than any of his bits. Might as well just change this thread to poop bits.

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Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by: Emmett Kelly ()
Date: November 19, 2017 09:58AM

He hitched his wagon to the wrong end of the Don & Mike show and ended up like this.
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Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by: Ikea shelves ()
Date: November 19, 2017 10:57AM

OK that Costco shit story was funny. I guess it is kind of sad the MOM show couldnt muster that kind of entertainment really ever. Im trying to remember a post Don show that made me laugh at all. Wish the show were funny like when Don was running it. Anyway thanks to the shit stories - Ive got a few chuckles out of them

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Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by: peekza ()
Date: November 19, 2017 11:11AM

Vegas Strong? 100% chance that shirt was a gift from one of his rubes

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Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by: quick question ()
Date: November 19, 2017 11:33AM

peekza Wrote:
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> Vegas Strong? 100% chance that shirt was a gift
> from one of his rubes

who cares? Honestly what are you saying and why are you saying it? internet show sucks - they are not funny or even likeable.

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Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by: peekza ()
Date: November 19, 2017 11:48AM

If you don't care, why are you here whining?

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Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by: Its your thread sorry ()
Date: November 19, 2017 01:03PM

peekza Wrote:
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> If you don't care, why are you here whining?


I read the poop stories and was kind of amused. Then the vapid observations about the failed radio personalities leached into my experience. Im not blaming you - its your thread for sure.

I guess I thought there would be some humor or at least interesting banter about any aspect of the MOM show that was even a little interesting. Alas the MOM show and this thread appear to be a rocky soil upon which the seed of humor can find no purchase...

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Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by: Heads up ()
Date: November 19, 2017 01:21PM

Its your thread sorry Wrote:
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> peekza Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > If you don't care, why are you here whining?
>
>
> I read the poop stories and was kind of amused.
> Then the vapid observations about the failed radio
> personalities leached into my experience. Im not
> blaming you - its your thread for sure.
>
> I guess I thought there would be some humor or at
> least interesting banter about any aspect of the
> MOM show that was even a little interesting. Alas
> the MOM show and this thread appear to be a rocky
> soil upon which the seed of humor can find no
> purchase...


All the TMOS regulars left years ago. Most of the MOM posts in here are peekza talking to himself under various names. Don’t waste your time with hime. He’s mentally ill and on his own wierd anti-TMOS vendetta because he thinks Mike actually reads this thread.

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Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by: Mike Wouldnt Read this Nonsense ()
Date: November 19, 2017 01:28PM

^got it thanks.

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Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by: peekza ()
Date: November 19, 2017 01:52PM

Heads up Wrote:
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> Its your thread sorry Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > peekza Wrote:
> >
> --------------------------------------------------
>
> > -----
> > > If you don't care, why are you here whining?
> >
> >
> > I read the poop stories and was kind of amused.
>
> > Then the vapid observations about the failed
> radio
> > personalities leached into my experience. Im
> not
> > blaming you - its your thread for sure.
> >
> > I guess I thought there would be some humor or
> at
> > least interesting banter about any aspect of
> the
> > MOM show that was even a little interesting.
> Alas
> > the MOM show and this thread appear to be a
> rocky
> > soil upon which the seed of humor can find no
> > purchase...
>
>
> All the TMOS regulars left years ago. Most of the
> MOM posts in here are peekza talking to himself
> under various names. Don’t waste your time with
> hime. He’s mentally ill and on his own wierd
> anti-TMOS vendetta because he thinks Mike actually
> reads this thread.

never once posted as anybody but peekza

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Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by: peekza ()
Date: November 19, 2017 01:53PM

Mike Wouldnt Read this Nonsense Wrote:
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> ^got it thanks.


Mike has mentioned this forum and thread by name and has admitted to posting here on the show...so there's that

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Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by: Bumbaclot ()
Date: November 19, 2017 03:02PM

I think reasonable people can agree that the space shuttle episode was funny but it's sad that we have to go back that far. Also:

Falling asleep on neighbor's lawn

Bringing chocolate cake to party, eating in bowl with ice cream

Constitution barber

Restaurant staff not measuring up

Stove repairman threatens Mike with arrest before even arriving at his house

Poetry - unintentionally funny but still painful

Oscar's insane home improvement plans

Robbb being wrong every goddam day

Pony's asides

The fuck you Robbb guy

I am Spartacus not peekza

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Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by: BOAD Guy 666 ()
Date: November 19, 2017 04:02PM

Blobb says he moved away from DC because he wanted more space. He lives in a townhouse. Lots of space.

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Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by: peekza ()
Date: November 19, 2017 04:28PM

Best part? Robb has never lived in DC

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Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by: Are u dense? ()
Date: November 19, 2017 05:51PM

peekza Wrote:
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> Mike Wouldnt Read this Nonsense Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > ^got it thanks.
>
>
> Mike has mentioned this forum and thread by name
> and has admitted to posting here on the show...so
> there's that

That was years ago, dimwit.

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Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by: poop poster save us ()
Date: November 19, 2017 07:33PM

So far MOM stalwarts are making the poop stories look like goddamn Shakespeare - for fuck's sake 'Restaurant staff not measuring up' - that is supposed to be insightful comedy? Poop poster pleaze provide us some more real yucks mkay

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Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by: Bumbaclot ()
Date: November 19, 2017 10:33PM

The comedy is in the thought that restaurant staff "not yucking it up" is worthy of complaint. If you don't get that then enjoy your poop and icecream in a bowl in your bed.

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Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by: peekza ()
Date: November 19, 2017 11:54PM

Are u dense? Wrote:
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> peekza Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > Mike Wouldnt Read this Nonsense Wrote:
> >
> --------------------------------------------------
>
> > -----
> > > ^got it thanks.
> >
> >
> > Mike has mentioned this forum and thread by
> name
> > and has admitted to posting here on the
> show...so
> > there's that
>
> That was years ago, dimwit.

Who said there was a time limit?

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Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by: Omearatard ()
Date: November 20, 2017 12:30AM

This thread would have died in 2014 if it weren’t for peek, and nobody would even know who Mike O’Meara was, or is now. peekza never gave up.

Long live the pointless TMOS (now bowels) thread!

I’m sure Mike is proud.

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Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by: Jen Ettix ()
Date: November 20, 2017 12:56AM

Wasn't it cake in a bowl with just straight cream or milk poured in the bottom?

I mean, who does that?

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Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by: peekza ()
Date: November 20, 2017 01:15AM

The preferred liquid is cocoa, but heavy cream in a pinch

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Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by: really funny stuff laughinpukin ()
Date: November 20, 2017 08:02AM

Bumbaclot Wrote:
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> The comedy is in the thought that restaurant staff
> "not yucking it up" is worthy of complaint. If
> you don't get that then enjoy your poop and
> icecream in a bowl in your bed.


Brilliant and very funny. Apologies - I missed the amazing nuance, the comedic deftness of that tale. My bad suggesting that may be anything other than a side-splitting yarn. Boggles the mind that publishers and radio stations are overlooking the craftsmanship same as me.

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Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by: Hey, apostrophe S face! ()
Date: November 20, 2017 08:15AM

Are u dense? Wrote:
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> peekza Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > Mike Wouldnt Read this Nonsense Wrote:
> >
> --------------------------------------------------
>
> > -----
> > > ^got it thanks.
> >
> >
> > Mike has mentioned this forum and thread by
> name
> > and has admitted to posting here on the
> show...so
> > there's that
>
> That was years ago, dimwit.

Or, as recently as New Orleans. Recorded for posterity on the youtube clip recently posted here. You were soooo close.

Not that it matters -- you take it much more seriously than we -- this is, all together now, a dumb thread about a dumb podcast spun off from a dumb radio show. Did I get it right, OWS?

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Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by: OaktonWhineShop ()
Date: November 20, 2017 10:56AM

Hey, apostrophe S face! Wrote:
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> Not that it matters -- you take it much more
> seriously than we -- this is, all together now, a
> dumb thread about a dumb podcast spun off from a
> dumb radio show. Did I get it right, OWS?

Dumb Cubed. The fundamental reason why attempts to derail The Thread fail-- because you can't possibly make it any dumber than it (and its source material) already is.

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Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by: donny g ()
Date: November 20, 2017 10:59AM

poop is tis tred's only chances

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Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by: Bumbaclot ()
Date: November 20, 2017 11:33AM

So a sold out show in New Orleans and they didn't make enough money? Seems like that's the sort of thing they should know going in.

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Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by: Rob drinking coffee at night! ()
Date: November 20, 2017 01:15PM

Bumbaclot Wrote:
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> So a sold out show in New Orleans and they didn't
> make enough money? Seems like that's the sort of
> thing they should know going in.


What venue? Were they playing the vestibule outside the mens toilet? Capacity 4-10 depending on the line to the shitter?

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Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by: peekza ()
Date: November 20, 2017 01:37PM

Oscar told Mike years ago that they would lose money going to New Orleans...Mike simply didn't care

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Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by: Blobb Spewsack ()
Date: November 20, 2017 03:02PM

Mike only chooses cities that contain casinos.

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Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by: Confuzzled ()
Date: November 20, 2017 04:14PM

Hey, apostrophe S face! Wrote:
-------------------------------------------------------
> Are u dense? Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > peekza Wrote:
> >
> --------------------------------------------------
>
> > -----
> > > Mike Wouldnt Read this Nonsense Wrote:
> > >
> >
> --------------------------------------------------
>
> >
> > > -----
> > > > ^got it thanks.
> > >
> > >
> > > Mike has mentioned this forum and thread by
> > name
> > > and has admitted to posting here on the
> > show...so
> > > there's that
> >
> > That was years ago, dimwit.
>
> Or, as recently as New Orleans. Recorded for
> posterity on the youtube clip recently posted
> here. You were soooo close.
>
> Not that it matters -- you take it much more
> seriously than we -- this is, all together now, a
> dumb thread about a dumb podcast spun off from a
> dumb radio show. Did I get it right, OWS?


What is a OWS?

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Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by: Bumbaclot ()
Date: November 20, 2017 04:47PM

Blobb Spewsack Wrote:
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> Mike only chooses cities that contain casinos.

And then only plays slot machines.

OWS is Oakton Whine Shop, named after an early sponsor. I think it was the one that sent the case of wine that Mike stole.



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Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by: Gretchen W ()
Date: November 20, 2017 05:26PM

no talent pieces of shit. You know they will be in nursing homes by age 70 they way they treat their bodies. I dont recall seeing less attractive men in my entire life

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Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by: Whats the buzz ()
Date: November 20, 2017 05:46PM

Just heard the familiar voice of Buzz doing a Stamps.com spot on another podcast. It was excellent.

Whatever happened with Mike's voice-over dreams? Too lazy or too incompetent?

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Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by: And the answer is... ()
Date: November 20, 2017 05:50PM

Whats the buzz Wrote:
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> Just heard the familiar voice of Buzz doing a
> Stamps.com spot on another podcast. It was
> excellent.
>
> Whatever happened with Mike's voice-over dreams?
> Too lazy or too incompetent?

Yes

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Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by: Bumbaclot ()
Date: November 20, 2017 05:51PM

Gretchen,

It sounds like you crave action. What say you? Are you more into pot or figurines? Or do you just like to curl up in bed with a bowl of cake and cream and maybe the Jumble?

Hollaback!

Question for the group: am I the only one who thinks the Beltway to MacArthur Blvd is going the long way to get to Georgetown from Virginia?

"Whatever happened with Mike's voice-over dreams? Too lazy or too incompetent?"

Nailed it!



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Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by: peekza ()
Date: November 20, 2017 06:10PM

Whats the buzz Wrote:
-------------------------------------------------------
> Just heard the familiar voice of Buzz doing a
> Stamps.com spot on another podcast. It was
> excellent.
>
> Whatever happened with Mike's voice-over dreams?
> Too lazy or too incompetent?


Too hard to get a hold of, according to feedback

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Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by: TMOS is the Bestest Ever! ()
Date: November 20, 2017 07:19PM

a/k/a connectivity issues

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Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by: Jen Ettix ()
Date: November 20, 2017 07:20PM

Bumbaclot Wrote:
-------------------------------------------------------
> Gretchen,
>
> It sounds like you crave action. What say
> you? Are you more into pot or figurines? Or do
> you just like to curl up in bed with a bowl of
> cake and cream and maybe the Jumble?
>
> Hollaback!
>
> Question for the group: am I the only one who
> thinks the Beltway to MacArthur Blvd is going the
> long way to get to Georgetown from Virginia?
>
> "Whatever happened with Mike's voice-over dreams?
> Too lazy or too incompetent?"
>
> Nailed it!
No that makes sense. In DC you take it anyway you can get it. A. Get to that side of the river. B. Have has many out's as you can to get to Georgetown. So I have to give the Fattt Dummmy credit.

Mike went to the strip mall photo studio to get junior's Christmas pic taken and.... wait for it....



Got pissed off because.... wait for it.....


Other people were doing it too.

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Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by: Four Hour Club ()
Date: November 20, 2017 08:17PM

Carla is either clinically insane or enjoys it when LFF causes a scene. It's not rocket science. This is not the first or even tenth photo experience that has resulted in Full Mike.

Also, they finally realized maybe you don't try and raise a 4 year old in a retirement community, so look forward to more Disgruntled LFF about every step of the home buying and selling process.
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Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by: Bumbaclot ()
Date: November 20, 2017 08:34PM

Jen Ettix Wrote:
-------------------------------------------------------

> > Question for the group: am I the only one who
> > thinks the Beltway to MacArthur Blvd is going
> the
> > long way to get to Georgetown from Virginia?
> >
> > "Whatever happened with Mike's voice-over
> dreams?
> > Too lazy or too incompetent?"
> >
> > Nailed it!
> No that makes sense. In DC you take it anyway you
> can get it. A. Get to that side of the river. B.
> Have has many out's as you can to get to
> Georgetown. So I have to give the Fattt Dummmy
> credit.
>

I dunno, driving to and crossing the bridge over the Potomac which is a notorious chokepoint to get to Bethesda 8 miles from Georgetown as opposed to taking 29 or 66 or cutting through Alexandria to cross the Key Bridge or get dumped out on E Street.... if it were Robbb's volume control knob they'd be coming in at 10 o'clock instead of 8 o'clock. Remember Robbb thinks there are no 7-11s in DC because "not in the city".



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Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by: Four Hour Club ()
Date: November 20, 2017 08:59PM

Bumbaclot Wrote:
-------------------------------------------------------
> Jen Ettix Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
>
> > > Question for the group: am I the only one who
> > > thinks the Beltway to MacArthur Blvd is going
> > the
> > > long way to get to Georgetown from Virginia?
> > >
> > > "Whatever happened with Mike's voice-over
> > dreams?
> > > Too lazy or too incompetent?"
> > >
> > > Nailed it!
> > No that makes sense. In DC you take it anyway
> you
> > can get it. A. Get to that side of the river.
> B.
> > Have has many out's as you can to get to
> > Georgetown. So I have to give the Fattt Dummmy
> > credit.
> >
>
> I dunno, driving to and crossing the bridge over
> the Potomac which is a notorious chokepoint to get
> to Bethesda 8 miles from Georgetown as opposed to
> taking 29 or 66 or cutting through Alexandria to
> cross the Key Bridge or get dumped out on E
> Street.... if it were Robbb's volume control knob
> they'd be coming in at 10 o'clock instead of 8
> o'clock. Remember Robbb thinks there are no 7-11s
> in DC because "not in the city".

Pony and Blob blindly follow whichever route Waze directs them on. That's why it was like two retards trying to hump a doorknob while they were attempting to find each other this morning after Pony's car broke down. Maybe the Klubbers will buy him a new car.

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Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by: E2 Tambien ()
Date: November 20, 2017 09:54PM

Jen Ettix said:
> Mike went to the strip mall photo studio to get
> junior's Christmas pic taken and.... wait for
> it....
>
> Got pissed off because.... wait for it.....
>
> Other people were doing it too.

Jen Ettix, I wish you were in the TMOS studio.
*Somebody* has to call out Mike when he goes on these hypocritical, illogical (and mostly incoherent) rants. It would would be entertaining and informative.

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Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by: Bumbaclot ()
Date: November 20, 2017 11:50PM

Whats the buzz Wrote:
-------------------------------------------------------
> Just heard the familiar voice of Buzz doing a
> Stamps.com spot on another podcast. It was
> excellent.
>
> Whatever happened with Mike's voice-over dreams?
> Too lazy or too incompetent?

mikesvoiceoverdreams.com would be genius!

mikeovo.com sucks a left nut. Reminds me of Rachel Ray and "EVOO". Yuck.

And on today's show was some kind of sick fetishist auctioning off Buzz's pre-owned T-shirts?

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Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by: Mister T ()
Date: November 21, 2017 12:33AM

Sucka.


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Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by: Chippa ()
Date: November 21, 2017 05:42AM

MikeOvo sounds like ovaries or sumpin' tss tss ...

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Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by: BOAD Guy 666 ()
Date: November 21, 2017 10:25AM


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Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by: Brown down time now ()
Date: November 21, 2017 12:37PM

I dont know who that horribly bloated dipshit in the untucked shirt is in the video but he cannot last long with that body - his heart will put an end to that shit soon. Quite unattractive too. Is that Robb? Makes sense that a no class show of losers like that would visit this sewer.

Also I took a huge shit this morning at the gym. I hate being in the stall next to the urinals as if feels like Im way too close to someones cock. Also I flush while shitting so everyone doesnt pass out. Have to go again right now too.

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Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by: no fun ()
Date: November 21, 2017 01:25PM

cramping, liquid shit - no fun

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Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by: Four Hour Club ()
Date: November 21, 2017 01:54PM

Today, Robbb "invented" soaking fruit in alcohol when making a fruitcake. That heart attack can't come soon enough. LOLscar pushed to not read the failbag since they were actually having a conversation, but of course the obsessive compulsive twins couldn't let that happen.

Also, they're running an illegal lottery again:

Second Annual TMOS Holiday Giveaway Contest!
To win one of five $200 Amazon gift cards, all you have to do is sign up for a Monthly or Yearly Bonus Show subscription:



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Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by: SAD disorder ()
Date: November 21, 2017 02:26PM

no fun Wrote:
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> cramping, liquid shit - no fun


Bro, sorry to hear of your problems in the toilet. No fun indeed. Do not check out MOM as it will make your shit seem like vanilla ice cream. The show is really horrible.

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Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by: Bumbaclot ()
Date: November 21, 2017 02:37PM

Four Hour Club Wrote:
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> Today, Robbb "invented" soaking fruit in alcohol
> when making a fruitcake. That heart attack can't
> come soon enough. LOLscar pushed to not read the
> failbag since they were actually having a
> conversation, but of course the obsessive
> compulsive twins couldn't let that happen.
>
> Also, they're running an illegal lottery again:
>
> Second Annual TMOS Holiday Giveaway Contest!
> To win one of five $200 Amazon gift cards, all you
> have to do is sign up for a Monthly or Yearly
> Bonus Show subscription:

O5car repeatedly shutting Robbb down was a rare pleasure to listen to.

"In the Bahamas, not only is the fruit cake drenched with rum, but the ingredients are as well. All of the candied fruits, walnuts, and raisins are placed in an enclosed container and are soaked with the darkest variety of rum, anywhere from 2 weeks to 3 months in advance. The cake ingredients are mixed, and once the cake has finished baking, rum is poured onto it while it is still hot." -Wikipedia

"Take several days to make your cake or cakes. prepare the nuts and fruits, pour the liquor to be used over them, and let the mixture stand well covered for two or three days." - https://whatscookingamerica.net/Q-A/fruitcakesec.htm

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Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by: Big Shoota ()
Date: November 21, 2017 05:18PM

Wow was today a manic mess of over talking...

It has been zero weeks since Robbb wasn't wrong about something...

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Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by: The TMOS show ()
Date: November 21, 2017 05:32PM

Four Hour Club Wrote:
-------------------------------------------------------

>
> Second Annual TMOS Holiday Giveaway Contest!
> To win one of five $200 Amazon gift cards, all you
> have to do is sign up for a Monthly or Yearly
> Bonus Show subscription:


Ho Ho Ho merry Kringle from the TMOS Mike meara show!

Holiday tip- to double your odds buy a second sun on a different credit card! Show you're a doubly important listener and you will be rewarded (wink wink)

Go forth and prosper my friends with the bestest podcast on the radio the TMOS O'Meara show! What more can we do for ya? (Heh)

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Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by: amazing ()
Date: November 21, 2017 06:45PM

Quote Mike Omeara : "Everybody should be called out for crap behavior." Holy shit can you believe this guy?

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