Impression Management Wrote:
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> At first glance, a person might be impressed by
> David; according to his various social media
> profiles, he appears to be quite the successful
> individual. He's an attorney, he wins mega-cases,
> he's a bodybuilder, he's a socialite. Someone
> would be justified in thinking that he probably
> has a million dollar condo and drives something
> like a Mercedes S-class or an Alpina B7.
>
>
> In reality, he graduated from Valparaiso
> University, a law school that is regarded as a 4th
> tier school and is about to shut down after it was
> censured by the American Bar Association.
>
> He quit abruptly from the Morenos' case after the
> defendant declared Chapter 7.
>
> He was fired from his new law firm after less than
> half a year for incompetence and lying to the
> partners of the firm about his legal experience.
>
> He pissed off the trial judge in the Moreno case
> so much that the judge wrote the final order in a
> manner that ensures that the damages are
> dischargeable in bankruptcy.
>
> He has a very average body that he covers in
> layers of spray on tan.
>
> He's 5'7.
>
> He's balding.
>
> He botoxed his face to the point that he now looks
> like a lifeless android or mannequin.
>
> He drives a 15-year-old Ford Focus (the same car
> he had in high school!)
>
> He is being sued because he can't afford his
> credit card bills.
>
> He evades his creditors by moving around various
> apartments (yet bitches in court because eesh
> doesn't open the door for private process
> servers.)
>
> He makes women feel safe around him by acting gay
> (very predator-like.)
>
> David will probably commit suicide in the near
> future as he would rather die than move back to
> his hometown of Sticksville, Ohio.
You left out the fact that his drinking is out of control...
If he is lucky he might make it to AA.
If we are lucky he might drive into a tree and die.
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