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Re: Lizzie completes second week - approaches Hump Day
Posted by:
Leave Phil alone!
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Date: February 15, 2018 02:12PM
He is an honorable attorney and respected businessman. His dedication to justice deserves our gratitude, and not this relentlesss character assassination on some obscure internet forum.
He has successfully prosecuted a cowardly psychopath who harassed and tormented a helpless invalid, guaranteeing that said deviant will never deign to terrorize the innocent again.
He has successfully prosecuted a cowardly psychopath who harassed and tormented a helpless invalid, guaranteeing that said deviant will never deign to terrorize the innocent again.
Re: Lizzie completes second week - approaches Hump Day
Posted by:
Hi William.
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Date: February 15, 2018 02:29PM
Leave Phil alone! Wrote:
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> He is an honorable attorney and respected
> businessman. His dedication to justice deserves
> our gratitude, and not this relentlesss character
> assassination on some obscure internet forum.
>
> He has successfully prosecuted a cowardly
> psychopath who harassed and tormented a helpless
> invalid, guaranteeing that said deviant will never
> deign to terrorize the innocent again.
Phil Leiser epitomizes the worst greedy, unethical, amoral stereotype imaginable. He has taken advantage of the naive trust of his misguided clients to bilk them out of tens of thousands of dollars.
In the process, Phil and his firm have violated just about every ethics rule in the book, as well as numerous criminal laws. Phil conspired with his partner and client to obtain money from a witness under false pretenses, and his gay alcoholic partner David Trinnes groped an underage male witness. The entire firm should be disbarred and and sent to prison.
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> He is an honorable attorney and respected
> businessman. His dedication to justice deserves
> our gratitude, and not this relentlesss character
> assassination on some obscure internet forum.
>
> He has successfully prosecuted a cowardly
> psychopath who harassed and tormented a helpless
> invalid, guaranteeing that said deviant will never
> deign to terrorize the innocent again.
Phil Leiser epitomizes the worst greedy, unethical, amoral stereotype imaginable. He has taken advantage of the naive trust of his misguided clients to bilk them out of tens of thousands of dollars.
In the process, Phil and his firm have violated just about every ethics rule in the book, as well as numerous criminal laws. Phil conspired with his partner and client to obtain money from a witness under false pretenses, and his gay alcoholic partner David Trinnes groped an underage male witness. The entire firm should be disbarred and and sent to prison.
Re: Lizzie completes second week - approaches Hump Day
Posted by:
Not just positive, HIV positive
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Date: February 15, 2018 02:32PM
According to Google, David Trinnes is a predator attorney and is HIV positive.
Re: Lizzie completes second week - approaches Hump Day
Posted by:
David is a fine upstanding man
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Date: February 15, 2018 02:40PM
The envious resentful swine who attack him deserve to be imprisoned.
Re: Lizzie completes second week - approaches Hump Day
Posted by:
Do the Conga
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Date: February 15, 2018 02:48PM
David is a fine upstanding man Wrote:
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> The envious resentful swine who attack him deserve
> to be imprisoned.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/A_picture_is_worth_a_thousand_words
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> The envious resentful swine who attack him deserve
> to be imprisoned.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/A_picture_is_worth_a_thousand_words
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Re: Lizzie completes second week - approaches Hump Day
Posted by:
David says 'stop posting those p
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Date: February 15, 2018 04:18PM
They are private, and not yours to post whenever you damn well feel like it.
Re: Lizzie completes second week - approaches Hump Day
Posted by:
peep
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Date: February 15, 2018 04:28PM
I wonder how many DMCA takedown notices David is sending to Cary right now. LOL
Re: Lizzie completes second week - approaches Hump Day
Posted by:
he's probably given up
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Date: February 15, 2018 04:44PM
has bigger fish to fry, what with creditor chasing him. But my god, the poor guy is more google-fucked than miz or eesh! Must be hard on a guy who so clearly sought out fame in the limelight; well they say be careful what you wish for...
Re: Lizzie completes second week - approaches Hump Day
Posted by:
peep and miz are shitposting
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Date: February 15, 2018 05:03PM
Bumping all the LMB threads.
Re: Lizzie completes second week - approaches Hump Day
Posted by:
peep, miz, and eesh.
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Date: February 15, 2018 06:23PM
You three are worse than Gerry's cousin who was trying to sell...whatever he was trying to hawk on this site. The three of you are filling in quite nicely for lizzie...
Re: Lizzie completes second week - approaches Hump Day
Posted by:
sunday mo's 3 year anniversary
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Date: February 15, 2018 07:10PM
Feb 18th is when she got arrested for her bomb threat.
Re: Lizzie completes second week - approaches Hump Day
Posted by:
man with many inches to his dick
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Date: February 15, 2018 07:42PM
Joke Wrote:
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> Nope, bankruptcy courts will stop hearing eesh's
> claims. Not to mention eesh has to pay around
> $1000 for every filing. The only people winning
> here are the Morenos as eesh has to jump thru
> hoops and they can just sit back and laugh.
Tell that to your father who's lying in the dirt.
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> Nope, bankruptcy courts will stop hearing eesh's
> claims. Not to mention eesh has to pay around
> $1000 for every filing. The only people winning
> here are the Morenos as eesh has to jump thru
> hoops and they can just sit back and laugh.
Tell that to your father who's lying in the dirt.
Re: Lizzie completes second week - approaches Hump Day
Posted by:
Pathological liars
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Date: February 15, 2018 07:53PM
sunday mo's 3 year anniversary Wrote:
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> Feb 18th is when she got arrested for her bomb
> threat.
Related to that is the 3 year anniversary of the Morenos promising that they would pay for legal representation to defend her if she just testified that eesh did the swatting.
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> Feb 18th is when she got arrested for her bomb
> threat.
Related to that is the 3 year anniversary of the Morenos promising that they would pay for legal representation to defend her if she just testified that eesh did the swatting.
Re: Lizzie completes second week - approaches Hump Day
Posted by:
bribing a witness?
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Date: February 15, 2018 08:22PM
Pathological liars Wrote:
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> sunday mo's 3 year anniversary Wrote:
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> > Feb 18th is when she got arrested for her bomb
> > threat.
>
>
> Related to that is the 3 year anniversary of the
> Morenos promising that they would pay for legal
> representation to defend her if she just testified
> that eesh did the swatting.
I'm pretty sure that's a serious crime. Lizzie should see if the prosecutor will give her a little time off for going after the moronos and their lawyers.
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> sunday mo's 3 year anniversary Wrote:
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> > Feb 18th is when she got arrested for her bomb
> > threat.
>
>
> Related to that is the 3 year anniversary of the
> Morenos promising that they would pay for legal
> representation to defend her if she just testified
> that eesh did the swatting.
I'm pretty sure that's a serious crime. Lizzie should see if the prosecutor will give her a little time off for going after the moronos and their lawyers.
Re: Lizzie completes second week - approaches Hump Day
Posted by:
tootguy@gmail.com
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Date: February 15, 2018 10:36PM
Boo! We have gmail accounts up here. I am watching all of you. Miz, get a mother fucking job. TJ and eesh? You too! Lizzie? Take your meds!
Re: Lizzie completes second week - approaches Hump Day
Posted by:
Shane Donahue
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Date: February 16, 2018 02:17PM
Boo! Miz killed me, and framed TJ's family! (Hint - there are TWO bodies in tootguy's grave!)
Re: Lizzie completes second week - approaches Hump Day
Posted by:
weekends in jail
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Date: February 16, 2018 03:29PM
Are weekends any different than weekdays in jail, or is everything pretty much the same, all the time?
Re: Lizzie completes second week - approaches Hump Day
Posted by:
a friend told me so
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Date: February 16, 2018 04:12PM
weekends in jail Wrote:
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> Are weekends any different than weekdays in jail,
> or is everything pretty much the same, all the
> time?
You actually spend most of your time in the tank and the holding cells on the old side while they take their time processing you.
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> Are weekends any different than weekdays in jail,
> or is everything pretty much the same, all the
> time?
You actually spend most of your time in the tank and the holding cells on the old side while they take their time processing you.
Re: Lizzie completes second week - approaches Hump Day
Posted by:
I mean for folks like lizzie
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Date: February 16, 2018 04:42PM
she has been there ~18 months now so is certainly completely processed. Any different routine for her on weekends, or is one day just like any other?
Re: Lizzie completes second week - approaches Hump Day
Posted by:
eesh
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Date: February 16, 2018 05:44PM
I mean for folks like lizzie Wrote:
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> she has been there ~18 months now so is certainly
> completely processed.
No...the Department of Corrections has not processed her release date yet. The DOC is currently backlogged and overwhelmed, and the Fairfax Sheriff's Office cannot tell when she is going to be released because she is considered in the custody of the Department of Corrections, a state level agency.
Even though she is physically at the Fairfax ADC, her stay is being funded by the DOC, not Fairfax.
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> she has been there ~18 months now so is certainly
> completely processed.
No...the Department of Corrections has not processed her release date yet. The DOC is currently backlogged and overwhelmed, and the Fairfax Sheriff's Office cannot tell when she is going to be released because she is considered in the custody of the Department of Corrections, a state level agency.
Even though she is physically at the Fairfax ADC, her stay is being funded by the DOC, not Fairfax.
Re: Lizzie completes second week - approaches Hump Day
Posted by:
Oh, that's cool.....
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Date: February 16, 2018 05:55PM
So all the hillbilly counties to the west of us get to kick in for her care as well. Good. I am a big fan of community involvement.
But I'm interested more in lizzie's day-to-day existence. Is it any different on weekends than on weekdays?
But I'm interested more in lizzie's day-to-day existence. Is it any different on weekends than on weekdays?
Re: Lizzie completes second week - approaches Hump Day
Posted by:
so what happens with mo?
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Date: February 16, 2018 08:56PM
If she never gets formally 'processed', is she still released when her sentence is finally up? We are in fact creeping up on that date (unless she kills a guard, or tries to escape, or some shit like that.)
Re: Lizzie completes second week - approaches Hump Day
Posted by:
eesh
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Date: February 16, 2018 09:40PM
so what happens with mo? Wrote:
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> If she never gets formally 'processed', is she
> still released when her sentence is finally up? We
> are in fact creeping up on that date (unless she
> kills a guard, or tries to escape, or some shit
> like that.)
She will escape the ADC by impersonating a law enforcement officer.
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> If she never gets formally 'processed', is she
> still released when her sentence is finally up? We
> are in fact creeping up on that date (unless she
> kills a guard, or tries to escape, or some shit
> like that.)
She will escape the ADC by impersonating a law enforcement officer.
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Re: Lizzie completes second week - approaches Hump Day
Posted by:
Oh, how adorable!
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Date: February 16, 2018 10:38PM
One of Mo's (many) fantasies was to be a police officer?
Yeaaaaahhhhhhhh.......I'm thinkin' that's not gonna happen.
Yeaaaaahhhhhhhh.......I'm thinkin' that's not gonna happen.
Re: Lizzie completes second week - approaches Hump Day
Posted by:
peep
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Date: February 17, 2018 12:31AM
I have some business to take care of in Henrico this weekend.
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Re: Lizzie completes second week - approaches Hump Day
Posted by:
peep is stalking eesh
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Date: February 17, 2018 04:13AM
the plot thickens...
Re: Lizzie completes second week - approaches Hump Day
Posted by:
More Like
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Date: February 17, 2018 09:29AM
peep is stalking eesh Wrote:
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> the plot thickens...
the plot sickens...
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> the plot thickens...
the plot sickens...
Re: Lizzie completes second week - approaches Hump Day
Posted by:
Hey Peep....
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Date: February 17, 2018 11:38AM
...you are one needy dude.
Re: Lizzie completes second week - approaches Hump Day
Posted by:
give peep a break...
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Date: February 17, 2018 02:56PM
He grew up in a somewhat strange family, and THEN had the misfortune to stumble across this site, and encounter eeshlizmizmeg. That would fuck up ANY teenager, but more especially a vulnerable one like peep.
Re: Lizzie completes second week - approaches Hump Day
Posted by:
hambeast bump!
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Date: February 17, 2018 03:40PM
Keep this thrad above the Megan thread!
Re: Lizzie completes second week - approaches Hump Day
Posted by:
was lizzie ever normal?
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Date: February 17, 2018 05:56PM
Was she alwyas fucked up, or did things start going downhill after she got mired in the FFU swamp?
Re: Lizzie completes second week - approaches Hump Day
Posted by:
I hope mo gets out soon...
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Date: February 17, 2018 09:06PM
I really want to hear how awesome jail was, how many great connections she made in the hoosegow, and what a hardened badass criminal our little monkey has become. I also can't wait for her to start publishing all the letters she received from miz. Furthermore we can look forward to further antics as miz tries alternately to hook back up with her or fuck her over somehow. Plus there will be a resumption of stalking expeditions to Henrico. And, we will have to start a betting pool on just how long it will take for lizzie to get thrown back in to the jail.
I figure she gets sprung sometime late this year or early next year.
I figure she gets sprung sometime late this year or early next year.
Re: Lizzie completes second week - approaches Hump Day
Posted by:
trumptard bump
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Date: February 17, 2018 10:30PM
Fucking forum trumptard is shitposting the entire forum this evening.
Re: Lizzie completes second week - approaches Hump Day
Posted by:
Guess who's out, bitches!
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Date: February 17, 2018 10:58PM
I see I'm still living rent free in all your heads! Ask William how many odd phone calls he got this afternoon! Now he and his mother are freaking out and callng the police!
Shit! I commit three different felonies, and I'm out in less than eighteen months! Eesh did a month for beeping his horn!
Now I'm out, have 25 grand in the bank, and am hitting the town!
Still winning, motherfuckers!
Shit! I commit three different felonies, and I'm out in less than eighteen months! Eesh did a month for beeping his horn!
Now I'm out, have 25 grand in the bank, and am hitting the town!
Still winning, motherfuckers!
Re: Lizzie completes second week - approaches Hump Day
Posted by:
victim notification
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Date: February 17, 2018 11:18PM
Guess who's out, bitches! Wrote:
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> I see I'm still living rent free in all your
> heads! Ask William how many odd phone calls he got
> this afternoon! Now he and his mother are freaking
> out and callng the police!
>
> Shit! I commit three different felonies, and I'm
> out in less than eighteen months! Eesh did a month
> for beeping his horn!
>
> Now I'm out, have 25 grand in the bank, and am
> hitting the town!
>
> Still winning, motherfuckers!
Many people are tracking Lizzie's status. They will get automatic phone and e-mail notification any time her custody changes. Thus when Lizzie is eventually released, that fact will be posted here within minutes if not seconds.
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> I see I'm still living rent free in all your
> heads! Ask William how many odd phone calls he got
> this afternoon! Now he and his mother are freaking
> out and callng the police!
>
> Shit! I commit three different felonies, and I'm
> out in less than eighteen months! Eesh did a month
> for beeping his horn!
>
> Now I'm out, have 25 grand in the bank, and am
> hitting the town!
>
> Still winning, motherfuckers!
Many people are tracking Lizzie's status. They will get automatic phone and e-mail notification any time her custody changes. Thus when Lizzie is eventually released, that fact will be posted here within minutes if not seconds.
Re: Lizzie completes second week - approaches Hump Day
Posted by:
probably seconds
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Date: February 18, 2018 12:13AM
And of course she will immediately be shitposting here. She'll have fuck knows how many years of pent up energy - she was accustomed to posting ~200x/day, so for every month she spends in jail, she will need to post 6,000 messages! Hell, she'll probably crash the server.
Re: Lizzie completes second week - approaches Hump Day
Posted by:
No access to internet
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Date: February 18, 2018 12:26AM
probably seconds Wrote:
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> And of course she will immediately be shitposting
> here. She'll have fuck knows how many years of
> pent up energy - she was accustomed to posting
> ~200x/day, so for every month she spends in jail,
> she will need to post 6,000 messages! Hell, she'll
> probably crash the server.
She doesn't have a desktop computer or smartphone, or any phone for that matter. She could go to the library, but libraries require a library card in order to use the computers.
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> And of course she will immediately be shitposting
> here. She'll have fuck knows how many years of
> pent up energy - she was accustomed to posting
> ~200x/day, so for every month she spends in jail,
> she will need to post 6,000 messages! Hell, she'll
> probably crash the server.
She doesn't have a desktop computer or smartphone, or any phone for that matter. She could go to the library, but libraries require a library card in order to use the computers.
Re: Lizzie completes second week - approaches Hump Day
Posted by:
presumably, she will move home
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Date: February 18, 2018 12:41AM
She can use her mother's computer. OR, and this is a very distinct possibility, miz will take her back (at least until their next fight) and she can use his devices.
Re: Lizzie completes second week - approaches Hump Day
Posted by:
eesh
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Date: February 18, 2018 08:22AM
There should be a showing for Black Panther in the ADC. Someone could feed Monique some popcorn through a small opening in her spit mask.
With all these glowing reviews for the film, it would seem that Black Panther would motivate and inspire Monique to become a Nubian princess, one filled with honor and pride in her racial identity.
With all these glowing reviews for the film, it would seem that Black Panther would motivate and inspire Monique to become a Nubian princess, one filled with honor and pride in her racial identity.
Re: Lizzie completes second week - approaches Hump Day
Posted by:
Mo's identity
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Date: February 18, 2018 12:56PM
Mo is still trying to sort out gender identity. Racial identity will have to wait.
Re: Lizzie completes second week - approaches Hump Day
Posted by:
try species identity
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Date: February 18, 2018 02:35PM
Still deciding if she's human or chimp.
Re: Lizzie completes second week - approaches Hump Day
Posted by:
let's keep it realistic
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Date: February 18, 2018 05:46PM
eesh Wrote:
>
> With all these glowing reviews for the film, it
> would motivate and
> inspire Monique to become a Nubian princess, one
> filled with honor and pride in her racial
> identity.
How about nubian court jester?
>
> With all these glowing reviews for the film, it
> would motivate and
> inspire Monique to become a Nubian princess, one
> filled with honor and pride in her racial
> identity.
How about nubian court jester?
Re: Lizzie completes second week - approaches Hump Day
Posted by:
take me on the cruise bitches!
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Date: February 19, 2018 04:02PM
You won't have any fun without me!
Re: Lizzie completes second week - approaches Hump Day
Posted by:
David has vanished!
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Date: February 19, 2018 11:54PM
I believe he is with Shane Donahue!
Re: Lizzie completes second week - approaches Hump Day
Posted by:
Tim Hickerson
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Date: February 19, 2018 11:58PM
David has vanished! Wrote:
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> I believe he is with Shane Donahue!
I'm going to get you, eesh, you little bastard.
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> I believe he is with Shane Donahue!
I'm going to get you, eesh, you little bastard.
Re: Lizzie completes second week - approaches Hump Day
Posted by:
I believe miz killed shane
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Date: February 20, 2018 12:02AM
He wanted to frame tj and eesh.
Re: Lizzie completes second week - approaches Hump Day
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I'm upset about the stable
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Date: February 20, 2018 01:46AM
I thought that was going to be lizzie's job when she got out - look after the horses and clean the stables, in exchange for room, board, and a safe, buccolic environment. Because, we know she can't hold a fast food job, and I don't think they're going to to let her work with the retards after this.
Re: Lizzie completes second week - approaches Hump Day
Posted by:
eesh
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Date: February 20, 2018 01:54AM
I'm upset about the stable Wrote:
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> and a safe,
> buccolic environment.
She was given that opportunity, and she fucked it up.
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> and a safe,
> buccolic environment.
She was given that opportunity, and she fucked it up.
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Re: Lizzie completes second week - approaches Hump Day
Posted by:
eesh
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Date: February 20, 2018 01:56AM
I'm upset about the stable Wrote:
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> and I don't think they're
> going to to let her work with the retards after
> this.
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> and I don't think they're
> going to to let her work with the retards after
> this.
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Re: Lizzie completes second week - approaches Hump Day
Posted by:
must've been nice for mo
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Date: February 20, 2018 02:06AM
being the smartest one in the group for a change.
OK, so she's had a job in the country before, but she wasn't living there full time, which would have helped.
Maybe someone can teach her to milk cows.
OK, so she's had a job in the country before, but she wasn't living there full time, which would have helped.
Maybe someone can teach her to milk cows.
Re: Lizzie completes second week - approaches Hump Day
Posted by:
3 years ago!
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Date: February 20, 2018 01:53PM
lizzie terrorized Papa John's with a bomb threat; an action that ultimately led to her current incarceration.
Re: Lizzie completes second week - approaches Hump Day
Posted by:
too late
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Date: February 20, 2018 02:07PM
eesh Wrote:
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> I'm upset about the stable Wrote:
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> and I don't think they're
> > going to to let her work with the retards after
> > this.
Talk about the blind leading the naked.
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> I'm upset about the stable Wrote:
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> and I don't think they're
> > going to to let her work with the retards after
> > this.
Talk about the blind leading the naked.
Re: Lizzie completes second week - approaches Hump Day
Posted by:
start a new retard hut
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Date: February 20, 2018 03:01PM
Set it up at peep's now unused stable. Lizzie could be activity coordinator, miz could be the art director, peep and eesh's job would be corralling any retards who get loose.
Re: Lizzie completes second week - approaches Hump Day
Posted by:
to catch a (retard) predator
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Date: February 20, 2018 03:09PM
start a new retard hut Wrote:
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> Set it up at peep's now unused stable. Lizzie
> could be activity coordinator, miz could be the
> art director, peep and eesh's job would be
> corralling any retards who get loose.
to catch a retard you gotta send a retard
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> Set it up at peep's now unused stable. Lizzie
> could be activity coordinator, miz could be the
> art director, peep and eesh's job would be
> corralling any retards who get loose.
to catch a retard you gotta send a retard
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Re: Lizzie completes second week - approaches Hump Day
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fine, then send Meade
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Date: February 20, 2018 03:24PM
He'll be nicely camoflaged out there in his cow suit.
Re: Lizzie completes second week - approaches Hump Day
Posted by:
2416
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Date: February 20, 2018 03:25PM
fine, then send Meade Wrote:
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> He'll be nicely camoflaged out there in his cow
> suit.
any one of those 3 retards would do
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> He'll be nicely camoflaged out there in his cow
> suit.
any one of those 3 retards would do
Re: Lizzie completes second week - approaches Hump Day
Posted by:
Typecasted Meade
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Date: February 20, 2018 03:39PM
fine, then send Meade Wrote:
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> He'll be nicely camoflaged out there in his cow
> suit.
You can spot Meade's utters from a mile away.
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> He'll be nicely camoflaged out there in his cow
> suit.
You can spot Meade's utters from a mile away.
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Re: Lizzie completes second week - approaches Hump Day
Posted by:
going on a retard hunt
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Date: February 20, 2018 03:59PM
No horses left, so eesh, peep, and meade will have to ride mules.
Meade will probably want to dress as a cowboy - by the time this all happens he will have been fired and lost the cow suit anyhow.
Meade will probably want to dress as a cowboy - by the time this all happens he will have been fired and lost the cow suit anyhow.
Re: Lizzie completes second week - approaches Hump Day
Posted by:
Vibranium dildo, bitches!
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Date: February 20, 2018 06:29PM
Something new for eesh to dream of!
Re: Lizzie completes second week - approaches Hump Day
Posted by:
eesh
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Date: February 20, 2018 06:44PM
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Re: Lizzie completes second week - approaches Hump Day
Posted by:
Bow to Wakanda bitches
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Date: February 20, 2018 08:28PM
We invented all the technology you appropriated, and now I'm in a cell without even a cell phone! I am being oppressed!
Re: Lizzie completes second week - approaches Hump Day
Posted by:
eesh
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Date: February 20, 2018 09:14PM
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Re: Lizzie completes second week - approaches Hump Day
Posted by:
poast traumatik
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Date: February 20, 2018 09:32PM
Another reason to skip college.
Re: Lizzie completes second week - approaches Hump Day
Posted by:
oh, college is fine
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Date: February 20, 2018 09:43PM
Just stick with engineering, health sciences, business, and you avoid all the silly SJW bullshit. (And maybe get a degree you can actually use.)
Re: Lizzie completes second week - approaches Hump Day
Posted by:
breakfast in 3 hours
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Date: February 21, 2018 01:20AM
We rise and shine early in the ADC!
Re: Lizzie completes second week - approaches Hump Day
Posted by:
early to bed
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Date: February 21, 2018 01:14PM
breakfast in 3 hours Wrote:
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> We rise and shine early in the ADC!
Dinner is in 3 hours...
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> We rise and shine early in the ADC!
Dinner is in 3 hours...
Re: Lizzie completes second week - approaches Hump Day
Posted by:
hungry hungry hippos
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Date: February 21, 2018 01:19PM
early to bed Wrote:
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> breakfast in 3 hours Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
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> > We rise and shine early in the ADC!
>
>
>
> Dinner is in 3 hours...
That bitch must be hungry as fuck around 9 pm.
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> breakfast in 3 hours Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > We rise and shine early in the ADC!
>
>
>
> Dinner is in 3 hours...
That bitch must be hungry as fuck around 9 pm.
Re: Lizzie completes second week - approaches Hump Day
Posted by:
snack time
()
Date: February 21, 2018 01:36PM
hungry hungry hippos Wrote:
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> early to bed Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > breakfast in 3 hours Wrote:
> >
> --------------------------------------------------
>
> > -----
> > > We rise and shine early in the ADC!
> >
> >
> >
> > Dinner is in 3 hours...
>
>
>
> That bitch must be hungry as fuck around 9 pm.
Not to worry, 4 ugly and sex starved deputies will play hungry hungry hippos: 4 cocks edition with lizzie for her nightly "icing" on her honey buns that she receives for her participation.
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> early to bed Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > breakfast in 3 hours Wrote:
> >
> --------------------------------------------------
>
> > -----
> > > We rise and shine early in the ADC!
> >
> >
> >
> > Dinner is in 3 hours...
>
>
>
> That bitch must be hungry as fuck around 9 pm.
Not to worry, 4 ugly and sex starved deputies will play hungry hungry hippos: 4 cocks edition with lizzie for her nightly "icing" on her honey buns that she receives for her participation.
Re: Lizzie completes second week - approaches Hump Day
Posted by:
reenactment
()
Date: February 21, 2018 01:46PM
snack time Wrote:
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> hungry hungry hippos Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > early to bed Wrote:
> >
> --------------------------------------------------
>
> > -----
> > > breakfast in 3 hours Wrote:
> > >
> >
> --------------------------------------------------
>
> >
> > > -----
> > > > We rise and shine early in the ADC!
> > >
> > >
> > >
> > > Dinner is in 3 hours...
> >
> >
> >
> > That bitch must be hungry as fuck around 9 pm.
>
>
>
> Not to worry, 4 ugly and sex starved deputies will
> play hungry hungry hippos: 4 cocks edition with
> lizzie for her nightly "icing" on her honey buns
> that she receives for her participation.
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> hungry hungry hippos Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
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> > early to bed Wrote:
> >
> --------------------------------------------------
>
> > -----
> > > breakfast in 3 hours Wrote:
> > >
> >
> --------------------------------------------------
>
> >
> > > -----
> > > > We rise and shine early in the ADC!
> > >
> > >
> > >
> > > Dinner is in 3 hours...
> >
> >
> >
> > That bitch must be hungry as fuck around 9 pm.
>
>
>
> Not to worry, 4 ugly and sex starved deputies will
> play hungry hungry hippos: 4 cocks edition with
> lizzie for her nightly "icing" on her honey buns
> that she receives for her participation.
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Re: Lizzie completes second week - approaches Hump Day
Posted by:
Mr.MOuth
()
Date: February 21, 2018 01:48PM
snack time Wrote:
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> hungry hungry hippos Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > early to bed Wrote:
> >
> --------------------------------------------------
>
> > -----
> > > breakfast in 3 hours Wrote:
> > >
> >
> --------------------------------------------------
>
> >
> > > -----
> > > > We rise and shine early in the ADC!
> > >
> > >
> > >
> > > Dinner is in 3 hours...
> >
> >
> >
> > That bitch must be hungry as fuck around 9 pm.
>
>
>
> Not to worry, 4 ugly and sex starved deputies will
> play hungry hungry hippos: 4 cocks edition with
> lizzie for her nightly "icing" on her honey buns
> that she receives for her participation.
Actually, the guards prefer playing this game with Lizzie...
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> hungry hungry hippos Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > early to bed Wrote:
> >
> --------------------------------------------------
>
> > -----
> > > breakfast in 3 hours Wrote:
> > >
> >
> --------------------------------------------------
>
> >
> > > -----
> > > > We rise and shine early in the ADC!
> > >
> > >
> > >
> > > Dinner is in 3 hours...
> >
> >
> >
> > That bitch must be hungry as fuck around 9 pm.
>
>
>
> Not to worry, 4 ugly and sex starved deputies will
> play hungry hungry hippos: 4 cocks edition with
> lizzie for her nightly "icing" on her honey buns
> that she receives for her participation.
Actually, the guards prefer playing this game with Lizzie...
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Re: Lizzie completes second week - approaches Hump Day
Posted by:
lizzie as a child
()
Date: February 21, 2018 01:52PM
snack time Wrote:
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> hungry hungry hippos Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > early to bed Wrote:
> >
> --------------------------------------------------
>
> > -----
> > > breakfast in 3 hours Wrote:
> > >
> >
> --------------------------------------------------
>
> >
> > > -----
> > > > We rise and shine early in the ADC!
> > >
> > >
> > >
> > > Dinner is in 3 hours...
> >
> >
> >
> > That bitch must be hungry as fuck around 9 pm.
>
>
>
> Not to worry, 4 ugly and sex starved deputies will
> play hungry hungry hippos: 4 cocks edition with
> lizzie for her nightly "icing" on her honey buns
> that she receives for her participation.
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> hungry hungry hippos Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > early to bed Wrote:
> >
> --------------------------------------------------
>
> > -----
> > > breakfast in 3 hours Wrote:
> > >
> >
> --------------------------------------------------
>
> >
> > > -----
> > > > We rise and shine early in the ADC!
> > >
> > >
> > >
> > > Dinner is in 3 hours...
> >
> >
> >
> > That bitch must be hungry as fuck around 9 pm.
>
>
>
> Not to worry, 4 ugly and sex starved deputies will
> play hungry hungry hippos: 4 cocks edition with
> lizzie for her nightly "icing" on her honey buns
> that she receives for her participation.
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Re: Lizzie completes second week - approaches Hump Day
Posted by:
Poor lizzie
()
Date: February 21, 2018 02:37PM
Always insisted she was beautiful - everyone on this board kept trying to tell her otherwise.
Re: Lizzie completes second week - approaches Hump Day
Posted by:
tootghost
()
Date: February 21, 2018 05:56PM
Boo! Lizzie does more work in the jail kitchen than my son does on the outside!
Re: Lizzie completes second week - approaches Hump Day
Posted by:
TOOTGHOST SAYS 'BOO!'
()
Date: February 21, 2018 07:24PM
miz, stop shit-posting on FFU and get a job. No, suing eesh is not a job.
Re: Lizzie completes second week - approaches Hump Day
Posted by:
I know why David vanished
()
Date: February 21, 2018 10:03PM
lizzie has been mailing out death threats to all her enemies. Soon as she gets out, per her letters, she's going on a spree. miz thinks the best defense is to sue her for this. David, OTOH, has decided to change his identity.
Re: Lizzie completes second week - approaches Hump Day
Posted by:
he's got it down
()
Date: February 21, 2018 11:43PM
I know why David vanished Wrote:
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> David, OTOH,
> has decided to change his identity.
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> David, OTOH,
> has decided to change his identity.
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Re: Lizzie completes second week - approaches Hump Day
Posted by:
that's David?
()
Date: February 22, 2018 02:01PM
He's cute! And lizzie will never recognize him (her).
Re: Lizzie completes second week - approaches Hump Day
Posted by:
eesh
()
Date: February 22, 2018 02:04PM
.
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Re: Lizzie completes second week - approaches Hump Day
Posted by:
wonder if she looks the same
()
Date: February 22, 2018 02:57PM
530 days is a lot of time. Her last few months of freedom,she ballooned up from a little boy to a sheboon.
She may be unrecognizable by the time she gets out.
She may be unrecognizable by the time she gets out.
Re: Lizzie completes second week - approaches Hump Day
Posted by:
public restroom stall selfie?
()
Date: February 22, 2018 09:45PM
Well, she always did have a shit fixation.
Re: Lizzie completes second week - approaches Hump Day
Posted by:
Friday PYBR bump
()
Date: February 23, 2018 03:05PM
Because trump ruined the olympics!
Re: Lizzie completes second week - approaches Hump Day
Posted by:
peep
()
Date: February 23, 2018 03:24PM
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Re: Lizzie completes second week - approaches Hump Day
Posted by:
can we call miz 'scarhead'?
()
Date: February 23, 2018 04:54PM
I love the thought of somebody asking him about it, and him having to say that his five-foot tall boyfriend bludgeoned him with a piece of his PYBR art.
Re: Lizzie completes second week - approaches Hump Day
Posted by:
Miz is a bimbo
()
Date: February 23, 2018 05:52PM
can we call miz 'scarhead'? Wrote:
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> I love the thought of somebody asking him about
> it, and him having to say that his five-foot tall
> boyfriend bludgeoned him with a piece of his PYBR
> art.
You can call him scarhead, but when you look at his life, airhead is more fitting.
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> I love the thought of somebody asking him about
> it, and him having to say that his five-foot tall
> boyfriend bludgeoned him with a piece of his PYBR
> art.
You can call him scarhead, but when you look at his life, airhead is more fitting.
Re: Lizzie completes second week - approaches Hump Day
Posted by:
PYBRhead
()
Date: February 23, 2018 06:05PM
Nice thing about miz being such a dolt; we know the blow to his head didn't do any meaningful brain damage.
Re: Lizzie completes second week - approaches Hump Day
Posted by:
Miz the ass fucker
()
Date: February 23, 2018 06:29PM
PYBRhead Wrote:
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> Nice thing about miz being such a dolt; we know
> the blow to his head didn't do any meaningful
> brain damage.
True. There isn't anything to damage.
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> Nice thing about miz being such a dolt; we know
> the blow to his head didn't do any meaningful
> brain damage.
True. There isn't anything to damage.
Re: Lizzie completes second week - approaches Hump Day
Posted by:
Damaged his cerPYBRal cortex
()
Date: February 23, 2018 08:58PM
That part of the brain involved in visualizing, designing, and assembling PYBRs.
(Hey miz, don't you just fucking love this thread? And yes - we all know you avidly read it.)
(Hey miz, don't you just fucking love this thread? And yes - we all know you avidly read it.)
Re: Lizzie completes second week - approaches Hump Day
Posted by:
it's too bad lizzie had a gun
()
Date: February 24, 2018 02:57PM
There should never have been a gun in her apartment.
Re: Lizzie completes second week - approaches Hump Day
Posted by:
the degree
()
Date: February 24, 2018 05:43PM
oh, college is fine Wrote:
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> Just stick with engineering, health sciences,
> business, and you avoid all the silly SJW
> bullshit. (And maybe get a degree you can actually
> use.)
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> Just stick with engineering, health sciences,
> business, and you avoid all the silly SJW
> bullshit. (And maybe get a degree you can actually
> use.)
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Re: Lizzie completes second week - approaches Hump Day
Posted by:
no degree for lizzie
()
Date: February 24, 2018 07:13PM
She would just get kicked off of any campus she tried to attend. Too uncivilized for school. A few years ago, somebody on this forum kept referring to her as being 'feral'. That pretty much sums lizzie up.
Re: Lizzie completes second week - approaches Hump Day
Posted by:
godan
()
Date: February 25, 2018 07:28AM
no degree for lizzie Wrote:
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Supposedly she’s a fifth degree black belt but i’m not sure if that’s actually true or just more of her bullshit.
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Supposedly she’s a fifth degree black belt but i’m not sure if that’s actually true or just more of her bullshit.
Re: Lizzie completes second week - approaches Hump Day
Posted by:
BS detector
()
Date: February 25, 2018 01:41PM
godan Wrote:
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> no degree for lizzie Wrote:
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>
> Supposedly she’s a fifth degree black belt but
> i’m not sure if that’s actually true or just
> more of her bullshit.
she's not really old enough to have a fifth degree. that takes like 20+ years to get.
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> no degree for lizzie Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
>
> Supposedly she’s a fifth degree black belt but
> i’m not sure if that’s actually true or just
> more of her bullshit.
she's not really old enough to have a fifth degree. that takes like 20+ years to get.
Re: Lizzie completes second week - approaches Hump Day
Posted by:
fifth degree assault maybe
()
Date: February 25, 2018 02:23PM
No, lizzie will never achieve anything in her life.
Re: Lizzie completes second week - approaches Hump Day
Posted by:
get armed before lizzie gets out
()
Date: February 25, 2018 06:00PM
She is probably insane with vengeful rage by now. I would advise all of her 'associates' to be armed in case you find yourself in her karmic crosshairs.
Re: Lizzie completes second week - approaches Hump Day
Posted by:
breakfast at 4:30, bitches
()
Date: February 26, 2018 05:41AM
now I'm resting up for lunch.
You won't be able to compete with me when I get out because I know how to get up early.
You won't be able to compete with me when I get out because I know how to get up early.
Re: Lizzie completes second week - approaches Hump Day
Posted by:
eesh
()
Date: February 26, 2018 11:41AM
https://patch.com/virginia/richmond/free-feminine-hygiene-products-may-be-given-virginia-prisoners
Prisons and jails in Virginia would have to start providing female inmates with free feminine hygiene products under a bill making its way through the General Assembly. The Senate Rehabilitation and Social Services Committee unanimously backed HB 83, sponsored by Del. Kaye Kory, D-Fairfax, on Friday. The bill won unanimous approval in the House on Feb. 13. It now goes to the full Senate.
The Virginia Department of Corrections already offers pads at no charge, but tampons are only available through commissaries, meaning inmates must pay for them. Officials said the previously estimated $33,769 annual cost to supply the products could be covered within the department's budget. The State Board of Corrections has yet to determine how local and regional jails who don't already provide free products will pay for them.
"This is a great way to start a Friday," Kory said after the morning meeting.
Prisons and jails in Virginia would have to start providing female inmates with free feminine hygiene products under a bill making its way through the General Assembly. The Senate Rehabilitation and Social Services Committee unanimously backed HB 83, sponsored by Del. Kaye Kory, D-Fairfax, on Friday. The bill won unanimous approval in the House on Feb. 13. It now goes to the full Senate.
The Virginia Department of Corrections already offers pads at no charge, but tampons are only available through commissaries, meaning inmates must pay for them. Officials said the previously estimated $33,769 annual cost to supply the products could be covered within the department's budget. The State Board of Corrections has yet to determine how local and regional jails who don't already provide free products will pay for them.
"This is a great way to start a Friday," Kory said after the morning meeting.
Re: Lizzie completes second week - approaches Hump Day
Posted by:
oh, hell no....
()
Date: February 26, 2018 02:10PM
Now, in addition to her poo, lizzie will be chucking used tampons at everyone.
Re: Lizzie completes second week - approaches Hump Day
Posted by:
mo shit herself when arrested
()
Date: February 26, 2018 06:09PM
Just to piss off the police. Sat in the back seat of the cruiser and let loose with an enormous dump. Cackled all the way to the station, where they had to hose her off.
Re: Lizzie completes second week - approaches Hump Day
Posted by:
3 hots & a cot
()
Date: February 26, 2018 08:23PM
breakfast at 4:30, bitches Wrote:
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> now I'm resting up for lunch.
>
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> now I'm resting up for lunch.
>
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Re: Lizzie completes second week - approaches Hump Day
Posted by:
Joining Starban in Elysium
()
Date: February 26, 2018 08:38PM
It's so sad that Monique and William thought they could live a normal life together. They thought they would pay rent, buy groceries, pay utilities...normal people stuff. They didn't even make it 6 months without a huge fuckup that involved a huge police standoff, bloody forehead, and felony convictions.