reality onion Wrote:
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> Advise Onion Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > Its pretty simple. Eat a healthy diet, and
> visit
> > your local grocer. Giant is one that quite
> often
> > has a nutritional specialist. Once a month at
> > certain stores you can interact with some of
> these
> > people, and you'll be much healthier. Plus
> walking
> > the grocery cart will help with weight loss.
>
>
> What you say is true for most people. What you say
> is not true for all people. When you grow up you
> will understand.


He's some nut job. Do you really believe him or find him useful? He's probably in the mental ward.

Verified Green Onion Wrote:
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> reality onion Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > Advise Onion Wrote:
> >
> --------------------------------------------------
>
> > -----
> > > Its pretty simple. Eat a healthy diet, and
> > visit
> > > your local grocer. Giant is one that quite
> > often
> > > has a nutritional specialist. Once a month at
> > > certain stores you can interact with some of
> > these
> > > people, and you'll be much healthier. Plus
> > walking
> > > the grocery cart will help with weight loss.
> >
> >
> > What you say is true for most people. What you
> say
> > is not true for all people. When you grow up
> you
> > will understand.
>
>
> He's some nut job. Do you really believe him or
> find him useful? He's probably in the mental ward.

Yea the guy saying you should eat organic produce is nuts meanwhile you follow a character you call 'our leader' that watches himself shit with a mirror in the toilet and pretends his bowel movements are like giving birth including him having 'midwives' - yea you are sane. You follow this nut job and on top of all of it he uses racist epithets in describing fantasies of murdering minorities.

I wont even mention that you encourage another character, posing as an underage teen, to frequent this depraved thread to be 'brothers in bowels.' YOU SICK FUCK!

so just to review eating fresh produce is 'nuts' insane talk from someone in hospital for mental patients and calling your anus a 'starfish' and calling your toilet a 'groan throne' is sane normal behavior.

um Id get help if I were you.

I ate grits with cheese. What was I thinking? My poor bowels!

Diced Onion Wrote:
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> I ate grits with cheese. What was I thinking? My
> poor bowels!

maybe you were hungry. Why are we supposed to give a shit?

I care. Diced I wish you would eat more bowel friendly foods. At least some days.

The obese neighbor is a substitute gym teacher! I was shocked to see him there. He made us run laps, while he sat in a chair eating a hamburger and farting. I'm sick to my stomach and wish mom could pick me up from school.

Verified Green Onion Wrote:
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> I care. Diced I wish you would eat more bowel
> friendly foods. At least some days.


Tell us about your superior bowels please. You mock Diced because he suffers bowel afflictions while you preach about superior foods. Well as a BiB Id like to point out some of us have real physical problems where our bowels betray us at every turn regardless of the bowel friendliness of a given food. You should be ashamed.

Downtrodden Onion Wrote:
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> Verified Green Onion Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > I care. Diced I wish you would eat more bowel
> > friendly foods. At least some days.
>
>
> Tell us about your superior bowels please. You
> mock Diced because he suffers bowel afflictions
> while you preach about superior foods. Well as a
> BiB Id like to point out some of us have real
> physical problems where our bowels betray us at
> every turn regardless of the bowel friendliness of
> a given food. You should be ashamed.

There was no lambasting or attacks, rather gentle encouragement. Trying to help one of us not one of you despicable jerks.

Verified Green Onion Wrote:
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> Downtrodden Onion Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > Verified Green Onion Wrote:
> >
> --------------------------------------------------
>
> > -----
> > > I care. Diced I wish you would eat more bowel
> > > friendly foods. At least some days.
> >
> >
> > Tell us about your superior bowels please. You
> > mock Diced because he suffers bowel afflictions
> > while you preach about superior foods. Well as
> a
> > BiB Id like to point out some of us have real
> > physical problems where our bowels betray us at
> > every turn regardless of the bowel friendliness
> of
> > a given food. You should be ashamed.
>
> There was no lambasting or attacks, rather gentle
> encouragement. Trying to help one of us not one of
> you despicable jerks.

The answer is simple - visit your local grocer. The professionals in the produce section of your local grocer(s) will supply you with excellent nutritional advise and guidance. Avoid the center isles of the grocery stores and stick to the produce and fish mongers. Whole grains are preferred if you must eat processed carbohydrates but you are much better off with locally sourced fruits and vegetables. For once Verified Green is correct in that grits and cheese are not fresh items from your grocer but processed poison from factory farming.

I am wearing adult diapers now. My boss gave me extra money if I promise to wear them. They are uncomfortable, but hoping they hold in odors.

Spinning signz on Fairfax Boulevardz. Get your oil changez with me bayz in bayz. Windz under the ballz are cold specialz ready!

Red Onion Class of 20006 Wrote:
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> Spinning signz on Fairfax Boulevardz. Get your oil
> changez with me bayz in bayz. Windz under the
> ballz are cold specialz ready!

Spin your signz you gay caballero! Perhaps your bayz will thaw with the Spring weather. Hopefully you are drinking the top shelf Michelob beerz. Stay well my friend.

So nice not to have to look at those disgusting moving pictures that usually populate this thread. My teen was diagnosed with constipation - too much 'white food' So no more Ramen or Saltines. I just enjoyed almonds and dried cherries for lunch. Lots of tea to wash it down too.

Mom called me. She said that dad is passed out buck naked on the front porch with a giant dildo in his hands. Grandma is getting frustrated with all of this drama, and I just want to focus on the colon.

Spring Onion Wrote:
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> Mom called me. She said that dad is passed out
> buck naked on the front porch with a giant dildo
> in his hands. Grandma is getting frustrated with
> all of this drama, and I just want to focus on the
> colon.

Ken, or should I call you 'Spring Onion' you left your computer on this morning when you left for school and I saw some of your posts to this web page under that name. I assume all the posts about 'the obese neighbor' are referring to me as I am the only middle aged man that lives within 2 houses in either direction to your home. And yes, I could lose some weight.

This may be hard for you to understand but your dad and I are experiencing something very special at the moment. Neither of us planned this and neither of us has done anything like this before (except once when I was stationed in Guam for 6 months). I know your Grandma and mother do not approve but there simply is no denying the kind of attraction your dad and I share.

Im sorry in some ways this is making you 'grow up' a little faster than maybe you should but such is life. The male body is a natural and beautiful thing even with a BMI of nearly 43. I think you would agree I throw quite a striking form in just a tutu and galoshes, but I digress.

Please know that your dad and mom and grandma all love you very much and aside from the occasional tea bagging there is nothing more I would like than to see you happy.

My god, a moment of touching humanity on the scat thread! Color me amazed...

also, feces

Hello, I work in the produce department at a local Giant food store and I have 16 years with the company. I would just like to ask that you people stay the hell away from me. We all know that Weggies has better produce than Giant anyway so I would consider it a favor if you weirdo's stay away from Giant and go to weggies or whole paycheck foods. Thank you very much.

PS,
Aldi and Food lion are also options.

Local Grocer Wrote:
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> Hello, I work in the produce department at a local
> Giant food store and I have 16 years with the
> company. I would just like to ask that you people
> stay the hell away from me. We all know that
> Weggies has better produce than Giant anyway so I
> would consider it a favor if you weirdo's stay
> away from Giant and go to weggies or whole
> paycheck foods. Thank you very much.
>
> PS,
> Aldi and Food lion are also options.

Dear Local Grocer,

On behalf of the bibs here let me thank you for your support! Many of us here have great respect for your workcraft and you extensive knowledge of foods so beneficial to our bodies and especially our bowels. May I inquire which Giant you work at and also what is your waist size?

thanks

my greasy shits stick to the bowl. I either have to flush 10 times, reach in and wipe it off the bowl or just let it soak for the next persons enjoyment.

Squinting like a Chinaman as my bowels may just fall out.

There sure are a bunch of fake postings lol!

I hope you feel better brown onion.


I went in the upstairs bathroom when I got home from school and found a half used tube of preparation H sitting on the sink. I guess my Dad left it there. I guess bad things are going on with his butt. It really grossed me out seeing that tube there.

Brown Onion Wrote:
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> Squinting like a Chinamanlike a Chinamanlike a Chinamanlike a Chinamanlike a Chinaman

spring onion Wrote:
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> There sure are a bunch of fake postings lol!
>
> I hope you feel better brown onion.
>
>
> I went in the upstairs bathroom when I got home
> from school and found a half used tube of
> preparation H sitting on the sink. I guess my Dad
> left it there. I guess bad things are going on
> with his butt. It really grossed me out seeing
> that tube there.

Im thinking you are the fake poster - now fuck off.

spring onion Wrote:
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> There sure are a bunch of fake postings lol!
>
> I hope you feel better brown onion.
>
>
> I went in the upstairs bathroom when I got home
> from school and found a half used tube of
> preparation H sitting on the sink. I guess my Dad
> left it there. I guess bad things are going on
> with his butt. It really grossed me out seeing
> that tube there.


Still on the groan throne with battered bowels and in the Battle of the Bulge. Midwives arrived and this could be a breeched delivery so forceps have been brought in.

Spring yes Prep H is something us older guys use for constipation and straining. Just don't use it as toothpaste and I'm concerned about your dad's bowels.

Brown Onion Wrote:
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BO Pretends his poo is a babyBO Pretends his poo is a babyBO Pretends his poo is a babyBO Pretends his poo is a babyBO Pretends his poo is a babyBO Pretends his poo is a babyBO Pretends his poo is a babyBO Pretends his poo is a baby

Truly fucking sick pig.

Could donate blood from this roid.

Brown Onion Wrote:
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> Squinting like a Chinaman as my bowels may just
> fall out.


I hope you shit out your entire large intestine and hemorrhage to death. That way we wont see this thread and your 6 trolls anymore. Fucking loser troll.

Finally my bowels have been evacuated. That was a butterball.

My dad is smoking cigarettes naked in the front lawn, and the obese neighbor is flying a kite. Dad is enjoying this. To credit of the man the kite is up there all over. Mom said dad is going through a phase, and that she's going to stop drinking so much.

Spring Onion Wrote:
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> My dad is smoking cigarettes naked in the front
> lawn, and the obese neighbor is flying a kite. Dad
> is enjoying this. To credit of the man the kite is
> up there all over. Mom said dad is going through a
> phase, and that she's going to stop drinking so
> much.


Not funny anymore. Give this stupid troll character up already.

Happy Friday BiB's!
I hope everyone is feeling good today, it was nice to hear that our brother Brown onion had a successful evacuation recently. Way to go Brown Onion!!!!

I have the next three days off and am starting on our tax return today, we have a stack of 1098s and 1099s a inch thick. I HATE doing my taxes but I'm too cheap to pay someone to do them Turbotax gives me bowel trouble!

Looking at the calendar it is just 8 weeks before JMU lets out for summer vacation and I am off work for 9 whole weeks this summer. That is a little too much free time for me especially considering Mrs Dive works all summer.

Have a great day BiB's!

I am going to a Chinese buffet in a couple hours. Steamed dumplings and fried rice with sesame chicken is my favorite. Look out bowels here it comes!

dive bomber Wrote:
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> Happy Friday BiB's!
> I hope everyone is feeling good today, it was nice
> to hear that our brother Brown onion had a
> successful evacuation recently. Way to go Brown
> Onion!!!!
>
> I have the next three days off and am starting on
> our tax return today, we have a stack of 1098s and
> 1099s a inch thick. I HATE doing my taxes but I'm
> too cheap to pay someone to do them Turbotax gives
> me bowel trouble!
>
> Looking at the calendar it is just 8 weeks before
> JMU lets out for summer vacation and I am off work
> for 9 whole weeks this summer. That is a little
> too much free time for me especially considering
> Mrs Dive works all summer.
>
> Have a great day BiB's!


If it helps dive bomber drop a revenue collector in the groan throne pool. Bunch of leeches that take our money for third world savages.

I don't like the odd rock formations I lay out. They are shaped so many ways.

Poop Patrol Wrote:
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> I don't like the odd rock formations I lay out.
> They are shaped so many ways.


Can you use stool softeners?

My Dad just had Chinese food delivered. I overheard the delivery man say that the total was $71.85. This is not a good sign so I'm getting my sleeping bag, hat and gloves together for the possibility of yet another night of sleeping in the back of Mom's car.

spring onion Wrote:
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> My Dad just had Chinese food delivered. I
> overheard the delivery man say that the total was
> $71.85. This is not a good sign so I'm getting my
> sleeping bag, hat and gloves together for the
> possibility of yet another night of sleeping in
> the back of Mom's car.


Would a van with no windows be better?

Jhonny bravo Wrote:
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> "Just My Imagination"
>
> by Jhonny Bravo
>
>
>
> Each day on my groan throne
> I feel my turds passing by
> I say to myself
> You're such a lucky guy
> To have bowels like that
> Is truly a dream come true
> Out of all the bowels in the world
> these belong to you
>
> But it was just my imagination (once again)
> Runnin' away with me
> Seems it was just my imagination
> Runnin' away with me
>
> Soon I'll be finished pooping
> And spend time with my family, oh yeah
> Have a cozy little house in the country
> Take two dumps every day, maybe even three
> I tell you I can visualize it all
> This couldn't be a dream, for all too real it all
> seems
>
> But it was just my imagination (once again)
> Runnin' away with me
> Seems it was just my imagination
> Runnin' away with me
>
> Every night on my knees I pray
> Dear Lord hear my plea
> Don't let my bowels go awry
> For I would surely die
> My bowels are so heavenly
> When my bowels exit me I hear a tender rhapsody
> But in reality, it doesn't go that way for me
>
> 'Cause it was just my imagination (once again)
> Runnin' away with me
> Seems it was just my imagination
> Runnin' away with me


So touching.

Hi BiB's!
I finished my tax return late last night, I wanted to put all my suffering into just one day. As it turns out Mrs. Dive and I owe $1400 to the feds and $218 to the state! This is giving me bowel trouble. Right now I feel like driving over to Golden corral and tearing that buffet up. I told Mrs. Dive that and she has hidden the keys to both cars. I still have my bicycle however and uber is a option.

dive bomber Wrote:
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> Hi BiB's!
> I finished my tax return late last night, I wanted
> to put all my suffering into just one day. As it
> turns out Mrs. Dive and I owe $1400 to the feds
> and $218 to the state! This is giving me bowel
> trouble. Right now I feel like driving over to
> Golden corral and tearing that buffet up. I told
> Mrs. Dive that and she has hidden the keys to both
> cars. I still have my bicycle however and uber is
> a option.

The Golden Corral is vicious to bowels. I don't know how they can make a profit but they must have a deal with plumbers

My Dad was up half the night drinking beer, watching netflix and eating chinese food. I was able to sleep in my room with the window cracked. It was a little cold but the windy conditions kept fresh air in my room. Our obese neighbor had part of his fence blown over and he was here earlier trying to get my Dad to help him put it back up but my Dad is still sleepfarting on the couch in the basement.

spring onion Wrote:
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> My Dad was up half the night drinking beer,
> watching netflix and eating chinese food. I was
> able to sleep in my room with the window cracked.
> It was a little cold but the windy conditions kept
> fresh air in my room. Our obese neighbor had part
> of his fence blown over and he was here earlier
> trying to get my Dad to help him put it back up
> but my Dad is still sleepfarting on the couch in
> the basement.


Hold up spring! And hope your dad will eat healthier today. Breaking wind and wind wow!

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I have taken 3 dumps today. My bowels are working overtime.

Dad is cooking 6 racks of ribs in our smoker for tonight. He has a plastic drop cloth spread out in the basement and what looks like a gallon size tub of Crisco open on the coffee table. He said he is expecting the Obese neighbor over any time - he says this while chuckling and motioning with his fist in an up and down motion.

Mom says not to go down there and grandma is baking some homemade whole wheat and flax seed bread and cutting up broccoli and carrots for steaming with our wild-caught poached salmon dinner she is preparing. Im worried about my mom as she continues to smoke cigarettes and has already had an entire box of white zinfandel wine she bought at Costco. Grandma keeps muttering about an old movie she likes called Arsenic and Old Lace



.

Spring, your grandma is on the right track. Your dad needs to consult with his local grocer. Ribs, Crisco and whatever activities he is planning are not bowel friendly. Steamed produce and wild-caught salmon are excellent, nutrient dense, wholesome foods that will nurture your spirit and your bowels.

Also call take pics of your dad for use as blackmail or evidence for social services. Your mom needs to get to a local meeting as soon as possible and get a sponsor.

Goulash.

Remember the scene from Independence Day "look they're opening up!" That's my starfish.

Brown Onion Wrote:
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> Remember the scene from Independence Day "look
> they're opening up!" That's my starfish.


You're really fucked up man.

Hi all , 5am guy checking in earlier than usual tonight. 5am guy has been reading up on the bowels thread and it sounds like there is plenty of bowel suffering going on out there in the world.
5am guy was struggling with bowel trouble earlier in the week. 5am guy went on a little trip with the mostly Hispanic girl who works at the nursing home. 5am guy and the girl went to a restaurant in the Pennsylvania Dutch country where they served family style meals at a huge table and you eat with people you don't even know. 5am guy was hungry and ate too many lima beans and buttered cornbread. Soon 5am guys bowels were giving him trouble but the mostly Hispanic girl was all over 5am guy and wanted to go to the hotel right away.
When 5am guy and the girl got to the Holiday inn express 5am guys bowels were about to explode and they did just that as soon as 5am guy made it to the restroom in the lobby. 5am guy blew shit on the walls of the bathroom stall and the stench began to fill the lobby. When 5am guy emerged from the restroom he saw the mostly Hispanic girl with a disgusted look on her face.
In the end the mostly Hispanic girl laughed it off and 5am guy rented a suite at the hotel that had a king size bed and a big glassed in shower with two massaging shower heads. The mostly Hispanic girl is a good sport and 5am guy likes her.
The next day 5am guy and the girl went on a tour of a pretzel factory. 5am guy is fascinated with the snack food manufacturing industry for some strange reason. The mostly Hispanic girl seemed to enjoy the tour.

I ate Burger King. What was I thinking? My poor bowels!

Brown Onion Wrote:
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> Goulash.

I always loved the squat voyeur vids the most—the position, the angles, how you're more exposed and can better see the shit piling up afterwards. I finally got to use squat toilets in India, and it was such a huge turn on.

I think the hottest thing for me though is the way the anus stretches, not so much the poop itself. Especially how the anus sort of sticks out in a lot of people, including myself. Not prolapse though, that's nasty.

It's funny, but I do like watching the vids I've taken of myself. I can take some pretty impressive shits.

Brown Onion Wrote:
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> Goulash.

I'm not sure when I first realized I had it. I remember using a mirror from around 12 and into my teens to watch myself poop. When I started thinking about sex a lot at 14, it then became sexually arousing.

I sought out videos online, which are unfortunately like 99 percent women. [It's] harder still because I only like voyeur type vids. Eating, smearing, shitting on someone, and the like, is probably about as gross to me as it is to someone without the fetish. Most vids with men seemed to feature that kind of stuff.

Brown Onion Wrote:
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> Goulash.


For me it's mostly the physical things about it. The initial release; the texture of it against my hands or body; the weight of it when on my body—things like that. I prefer Bristol scale [the stool chart that classifies the form of human feces into seven categories] type three and four, though I don't mind softer stool at all. I'm not really a fan of the softest—too acidic.

Phillipa Wrote:
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> Brown Onion Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > Goulash.
>
> I'm not sure when I first realized I had it. I
> remember using a mirror from around 12 and into my
> teens to watch myself poop. When I started
> thinking about sex a lot at 14, it then became
> sexually arousing.
>
> I sought out videos online, which are
> unfortunately like 99 percent women. [It's] harder
> still because I only like voyeur type vids.
> Eating, smearing, shitting on someone, and the
> like, is probably about as gross to me as it is to
> someone without the fetish. Most vids with men
> seemed to feature that kind of stuff.

Various things will increase the risks of playing or eating. These things are: It's someone else's scat; you have an immunity disorder; they have an immunity disorder; you are sick; they are sick; the scat is aged. There are risks, but if you educate yourself and take proper precautions, you're pretty safe.

I've never personally gotten sick from my scat. The closest I have ever come was pushing my boundaries too hard and eating too much at once, and I had a stomach ache for a while. Obviously putting scat in the vagina isn't healthy to do, but I've heard that douching after increases the risk of infection.

Brown Onion Wrote:
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> Goulash.

I only like watching men poop, I'm not into eating or smearing. The sign of anus stretching to accommodate the load really gets me going. The thought of how much relief the person is having [when they are] able to finally release is amazing to me.

I am married, but pooping for me does not turn on my partner. However, he gets really turned on knowing I get really excited.

Brown Onion Wrote:
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> Goulash.


Personally, I like to go in different areas around the house. It's tied to the excitement of doing something taboo which can be surprisingly strong despite being in the house alone.

Rarely, approximately twice a year or so, I'll get the desire to engage in more heavy play where I will actually get it on me. When I do, I generally get it on a good portion of my body and masturbate. I very rarely eat it. Sometimes I will put in in my mouth and enjoy the flavor of it but I usually don't swallow it. The flavor isn't as bad as most people imagine it to be, depending on your diet. It's usually something similar to very dark chocolate or coffee and can actually be very sweet at times.

Brown Onion Wrote:
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5am guy Wrote:
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> Hi all , 5am guy checking in earlier than usual
> tonight. 5am guy has been reading up on the bowels
> thread and it sounds like there is plenty of bowel
> suffering going on out there in the world.
> 5am guy was struggling with bowel trouble earlier
> in the week. 5am guy went on a little trip with
> the mostly Hispanic girl who works at the nursing
> home. 5am guy and the girl went to a restaurant in
> the Pennsylvania Dutch country where they served
> family style meals at a huge table and you eat
> with people you don't even know. 5am guy was
> hungry and ate too many lima beans and buttered
> cornbread. Soon 5am guys bowels were giving him
> trouble but the mostly Hispanic girl was all over
> 5am guy and wanted to go to the hotel right away.
>
> When 5am guy and the girl got to the Holiday inn
> express 5am guys bowels were about to explode and
> they did just that as soon as 5am guy made it to
> the restroom in the lobby. 5am guy blew shit on
> the walls of the bathroom stall and the stench
> began to fill the lobby. When 5am guy emerged from
> the restroom he saw the mostly Hispanic girl with
> a disgusted look on her face.
> In the end the mostly Hispanic girl laughed it off
> and 5am guy rented a suite at the hotel that had a
> king size bed and a big glassed in shower with two
> massaging shower heads. The mostly Hispanic girl
> is a good sport and 5am guy likes her.
> The next day 5am guy and the girl went on a tour
> of a pretzel factory. 5am guy is fascinated with
> the snack food manufacturing industry for some
> strange reason. The mostly Hispanic girl seemed to
> enjoy the tour.


You are fascinated by the snack food industry?? I think you need to get out more buddy. I hope the two of you banged it out on the king size bed while you were there, that would be a step in the right direction.

miscavage Wrote:
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> Brown Onion Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > Goulash.
>
> I only like watching men poop, I'm not into eating
> or smearing. The sign of anus stretching to
> accommodate the load really gets me going. The
> thought of how much relief the person is having
> [when they are] able to finally release is amazing
> to me.
>
> I am married, but pooping for me does not turn on
> my partner. However, he gets really turned on
> knowing I get really excited.


Go fuck yourself. What the fuck is your malfunction?

Miscavage Wrote:
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> miscavage Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > Brown Onion Wrote:
> >
> --------------------------------------------------
>
> > -----
> > > Goulash.
> >
> > I only like watching men poop, I'm not into
> eating
> > or smearing. The sign of anus stretching to
> > accommodate the load really gets me going. The
> > thought of how much relief the person is having
> > [when they are] able to finally release is
> amazing
> > to me.
> >
> > I am married, but pooping for me does not turn
> on
> > my partner. However, he gets really turned on
> > knowing I get really excited.
>
>
> Go fuck yourself. What the fuck is your
> malfunction?

dont run from your feelings...

S___n Wrote:
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> Brown Onion Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > Goulash.
>
>
> Personally, I like to go in different areas around
> the house. It's tied to the excitement of doing
> something taboo which can be surprisingly strong
> despite being in the house alone.
>
> Rarely, approximately twice a year or so, I'll get
> the desire to engage in more heavy play where I
> will actually get it on me. When I do, I generally
> get it on a good portion of my body and
> masturbate. I very rarely eat it. Sometimes I will
> put in in my mouth and enjoy the flavor of it but
> I usually don't swallow it. The flavor isn't as
> bad as most people imagine it to be, depending on
> your diet. It's usually something similar to very
> dark chocolate or coffee and can actually be very
> sweet at times.

Predictable and refreshingly honest post for this thread. Well done.

Eating an entire package of chicken hot dogs bowels or not ready I don't care.

Remarkable day for this thread - finally coming out with some honest posts.

It seems a lot of people are stepping in our shit. I detect some Guatemalans or other third world refuse.

Roids are debilitating. Got enough for a blood drive.

Ate a breakfast burrito. What was I thinking? My poor bowels!

Eat this

The obese neighbor is making dad waffles, wearing one of moms night gowns. The buttons have broken off and its not a pretty sight to wake up to. Dad is smoking a cigarette and smiling, for some reason the obese neighbor is walking bow legged. He did pack a bowel friendly lunch though. Mom drinks a lot of wine. Grandma said also to ignore the male grunting noises at night time.

A good day to get the car washed by the Mexicans at the car wash.

Its good to have mostly clean bowels. I wish I could have a Trump set. At 70 he's eating cheeseburgers. What a lucky man.

Brown Onion Wrote:
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> It seems a lot of people are stepping in our shit.
> I detect some Guatemalans or other third world
> refuse.


Various things will increase the risks of playing or eating. These things are: It's someone else's scat; you have an immunity disorder; they have an immunity disorder; you are sick; they are sick; the scat is aged. There are risks, but if you educate yourself and take proper precautions, you're pretty safe.

I've never personally gotten sick from my scat. The closest I have ever come was pushing my boundaries too hard and eating too much at once, and I had a stomach ache for a while. Obviously putting scat in the vagina isn't healthy to do, but I've heard that douching after increases the risk of infection.

Brown Onion Wrote:
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doing a little scratchy-watchy while defecating and had a blow-out that would make Deep Water Horizon blush. Ended up with a blast pattern on the back of my hand.

naughty/delicious...

Dad showed up at school drunk. The SRO took him to the obese neighbor, who picked him up in his car. Never a dull moment here as I look forward to a nutritious lunch. Mom is upset by dads drinking, and from texting her I learned he's going to AA tonight.

Spring Onion Wrote:
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> Dad showed up at school drunk. The SRO took him to
> the obese neighbor, who picked him up in his car.
> Never a dull moment here as I look forward to a
> nutritious lunch. Mom is upset by dads drinking,
> and from texting her I learned he's going to AA
> tonight.

Spring glad to hear your dad is getting to a meeting - sounds like your mom should join him but no one should go before they have hit their bottom. Is the Obese neighbor a drinker? you are our brother in bowels and by that I mean that your feces anus and slim teen waist are more than welcome here online or in my whit windowless work van anytime. Id be glad to supply some muscle relaxants and sweet flavored alcoholic beverages if you like...

I don't know what the bitching is about. Got a heavy duty flusher and my bowels my choice. Got a pepperoni pizza and wings for lunch, which I will dust off with an entire Carvel ice cream cake. Should be delicious and I decide what to put in my mouth and process.

Spinning signz on Fairfax Boulevardz. Bring your dip stickz to the yardz for bayz in bayz fun. Step on up and make my bowelz yourz.

To the idiots impersonating us, all you do is waste your time. BO is correct. At first I wasn't sure about people with good digestive systems but you do make fun of us.

The obese neighbor apparently got a job as the school custodian. He's wearing the smock and has makeup on, eating pieces of pizza, farting and mopping the cafeteria. I am shocked the school system hired him. He waved to me and my friends saw this. They don't want anything to do with me now. I'm embarrassed!

Spring Onion Wrote:
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> The obese neighbor apparently got a job as the
> school custodian. He's wearing the smock and has
> makeup on, eating pieces of pizza, farting and
> mopping the cafeteria. I am shocked the school
> system hired him. He waved to me and my friends
> saw this. They don't want anything to do with me
> now. I'm embarrassed!


Spring Im reluctant to bring this up but this may be the answers to your prayers. Hear me out. The Obese neighbor is now a school employee, working on school grounds? If this isnt the perfect set-up. I would recommend acquiring some illicit drugs such as some pot, prescription drugs even heroin if you can. Plant them on your Obese neighbor at school and send an anonymous tip to the administration. Better yet if you can somehow get any of these into his system the day before - perhaps suggesting them as an erotic aid for your dad and him.

He will be put in prison for a very long time and you will have your home, family, and life back. Even better no more waking up to him in his underwear farting on your living room couch with pizza boxes everywhere...

I get home and dad and the obese neighbor are on a horse in the backyard naked. It looks like they are wearing some sort of shiny liquid over them all over. Although disgusting I now get why they use the term bareback. There's no saddle and while they haven't fallen off, mom seems upset drinking rum straight from the bottle and smoking cigarettes.

Gross!

While the weather is decent, I wish my brothers in bowel well. Whether you are out fishing or stepping on some Costa Ricans head, this time of year can be tempting for the bowel trodden. Weather changes actually can cause your bowels to trick you, producing wild animal acreams, torn grout, ripped wallpaper as you birth a Glomar Explorer.

Tomorrow will probably be another bowling ball while on the groan throne, and my neighbors will be calling animal control.

Brown Onion Wrote:
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> While the weather is decent, I wish my brothers in
> bowel well. Whether you are out fishing or
> stepping on some Costa Ricans head, this time of
> year can be tempting for the bowel trodden.
> Weather changes actually can cause your bowels to
> trick you, producing wild animal acreams, torn
> grout, ripped wallpaper as you birth a Glomar
> Explorer.
>
> Tomorrow will probably be another bowling ball
> while on the groan throne, and my neighbors will
> be calling animal control.


I shore do wish you luck wit that Mr Brownonion. I jus got home from work an managed ta drop me a load but it waz panefull.
Our landlady gave me a home baked apple pie still warm from tha oven an I am lookin at it rite now. Maybe jus one slice wont mess my system up. I know itz risky ta eat like that.

red onion class of 2006 Wrote:
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> Brown Onion Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > While the weather is decent, I wish my brothers
> in
> > bowel well. Whether you are out fishing or
> > stepping on some Costa Ricans head, this time
> of
> > year can be tempting for the bowel trodden.
> > Weather changes actually can cause your bowels
> to
> > trick you, producing wild animal acreams, torn
> > grout, ripped wallpaper as you birth a Glomar
> > Explorer.
> >
> > Tomorrow will probably be another bowling ball
> > while on the groan throne, and my neighbors
> will
> > be calling animal control.
>
>
> I shore do wish you luck wit that Mr Brownonion. I
> jus got home from work an managed ta drop me a
> load but it waz panefull.
> Our landlady gave me a home baked apple pie still
> warm from tha oven an I am lookin at it rite now.
> Maybe jus one slice wont mess my system up. I know
> itz risky ta eat like that.


Wish you luck too red onion. That's dangerous but delicious.

How have you been lately?

Various things will increase the risks of playing or eating. These things are: It's someone else's scat; you have an immunity disorder; they have an immunity disorder; you are sick; they are sick; the scat is aged. There are risks, but if you educate yourself and take proper precautions, you're pretty safe.

I've never personally gotten sick from my scat. The closest I have ever come was pushing my boundaries too hard and eating too much at once, and I had a stomach ache for a while. Obviously putting scat in the vagina isn't healthy to do, but I've heard that douching after increases the risk of infection.

Brown Onion Wrote:
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Brown Onion pretends Bowel Movement is child labor
Brown Onion pretends Bowel Movement is child labor

I am not fond of profane photographic imagery, but the solution to complaining is simple. If you go to your local grocer, spend time in the produce section. This means fruits, vegetables and so forth. Perhaps meeting an informed produce manager could improve your bathroom woes and quality of life.

I only like watching men poop, I'm not into eating or smearing. The sign of anus stretching to accommodate the load really gets me going. The thought of how much relief the person is having [when they are] able to finally release is amazing to me.

I am married, but pooping for me does not turn on my partner. However, he gets really turned on knowing I get really excited.

What a surprise the superior bowels assholes are out and about. Must be Mexican Monday. That's okay ad the Buick has a full tank and still not ready to drop the luggage set yet.

Hi all, 5am guy here. 5am guy is usually off on Monday nights into Tuesday morning but we had problems due to power outages over the weekend and lots of us had to work overtime. 5am guy had trouble pooping the last few nights because 5am guy was not alone in the building. 5am guy has a phobia about needing complete privacy in order to poop. 5am guy wishes all the bib's well.

I ate fruit loops. What was I thinking? My poor bowels!

Brown Onion Wrote:
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> What a surprise the superior bowels assholes are
> out and about. Must be Mexican Monday. That's okay
> ad the Buick has a full tank and still not ready
> to drop the luggage set yet.


For me it's mostly the physical things about it. The initial release; the texture of it against my hands or body; the weight of it when on my body—things like that. I prefer Bristol scale [the stool chart that classifies the form of human feces into seven categories] type three and four, though I don't mind softer stool at all. I'm not really a fan of the softest—too acidic.

As usual messing with us. BO is correct, you're a snob.

I caught the obese neighbor and our male principal holding hands. I do not know if I should tell dad or not. He was farting and smiling at the principal, and dad seems more interested in my school work lately. He's not supportive of my bowel research, and says I should eat hamburgers, hotdogs, and man up.

Verified Green Onion Wrote:
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> As usual messing with us. BO is correct, you're a
> snob.


Water off a ducks back, because as they age they will understand oversized colons and sore starfish.

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