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Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by: Verified Green Onion REAL ONE ()
Date: March 21, 2018 01:47PM

Spring Onion Wrote:
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> The obese neighbor and dad are doing snow angels.
> Mom continues to drink heavily. On a plus note the
> obese neighbor has been helping me with a science
> project on bowels and seems genuinely interested.

Dear Spring,

You are a font of inspiration. Despite the odds, and some pretty fucking disgusting behavior in your house, you remain stalwart in your dedication to studying our shit-tubes. The education you are providing your disgusting and perverted neighbor may well save his life. If not he will probably use the illustrations to beat off to into a picture of Ralph Norman.

As they say the tide lifts all boats; your leadership in academics and resilience to the images of naked, obese neighbors is an inspiration to us all.
Also are we on for our meet-up at the PetsMart later today? Ill have a cold thermos of white russians - a sweet and delicious beverage intended to relax you a little. PS make sure to bring a change of underwear ;)

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Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by: Brown Onion ()
Date: March 21, 2018 03:09PM

To harass a bright high school student is a new low. And we all know the real VGO is being impersonated again. My point about superior bowel people=truth. Complete assholes.

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Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by: boiled onion ()
Date: March 21, 2018 03:22PM

I got the day off work because of the snow. I went to Bob Evans for a late breakfast. I got the sunshine skillet which is a open faced omelette with sausage,cheese,sausage gravy and two big biscuits. I also got a side order of grits with plenty of butter along with three cups of coffee. A few hours later I ran through the Burger King drive thru and picked up a couple double bacon cheeseburgers and a large Sprite.
Look out bowels! you are going to be pushed to the limit.

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Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by: Cloud Onion Grinder ()
Date: March 21, 2018 03:56PM

Brown Onion Wrote:
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Spring=BrownOnion=VGOlollollollollollollollol

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Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by: Miscavage11 ()
Date: March 21, 2018 04:50PM

Impersonating, stealing names, and putting up crapping gifs. You're a lowlife who deserves to be the miserable fuck you are. Still living in moms basement aren't you dickwad?

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Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by: Miscavage11 ()
Date: March 21, 2018 06:21PM

Miscavage11 Wrote:
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> Impersonating, stealing names, and putting up
> crapping gifs. You're a lowlife who deserves to be
> the miserable fuck you are. Still living in moms
> basement aren't you dickwad?

You poor stupid animal - scat freak and resident dunce. I almost feel sorry for you. How are your bowels?

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Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by: Advise Onion ()
Date: March 21, 2018 09:51PM

Instead of belly aching about preventable problems, stop eating fast foods, and limit your sugar and salt intake. One would think common sense. Get to know the produce manager st your local grocer. Select cantaloupe, apples, oranges, blueberries and so forth. You'll save money and feel better.

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Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by: Boiled Onion ()
Date: March 21, 2018 10:11PM

Advise Onion Wrote:
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> Instead of belly aching about preventable
> problems, stop eating fast foods, and limit your
> sugar and salt intake. One would think common
> sense. Get to know the produce manager st your
> local grocer. Select cantaloupe, apples, oranges,
> blueberries and so forth. You'll save money and
> feel better.

I will eat hot dogs deviled eggs and Oreos. My bowels my choice.

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Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by: Brown Onion ()
Date: March 21, 2018 10:39PM

Boiled Onion Wrote:
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> Advise Onion Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > Instead of belly aching about preventable
> > problems, stop eating fast foods, and limit
> your
> > sugar and salt intake. One would think common
> > sense. Get to know the produce manager st your
> > local grocer. Select cantaloupe, apples,
> oranges,
> > blueberries and so forth. You'll save money and
> > feel better.
>
> I will eat hot dogs deviled eggs and Oreos. My
> bowels my choice.


Agree with you that the grocery store is Bullshit, but how do your bowels handle such delicacies? My fish would fall out.

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Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by: Diced Onion ()
Date: March 22, 2018 06:12AM

Breakfast burrito. What was I thinking? My poor bowels!

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Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by: Verified Green Onion Real 111 ()
Date: March 22, 2018 06:55AM

Leave for a few days and this is the result. Unbelievable.

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Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by: Dave Johns ()
Date: March 22, 2018 10:32AM

Verified Green Onion Real 111 Wrote:
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> Leave for a few days and this is the result.
> Unbelievable.


Welcome back. A lot of anger and aggression unfortunately but hope you are doing well. While I disagree with Brown Onion racism, he and others have been harassed here.

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Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by: Fibre Filicide Onion ()
Date: March 22, 2018 10:42AM

Brown Onion Wrote:
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My> fish would fall out.

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Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by: Verified Green Onion Real 1111 ()
Date: March 22, 2018 10:49AM

Agreed that the amount of ill will here is at an all time high. Superior Bowels types mock our physical problems while our leader takes the majority of the attacks out of leadership and courage. Its amazing how bitter these people are - I feel sorry for them. I wont let it ruin my mood though as I had a very wonderful evening with the teen Spring O in the back of my Van.

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Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by: Spring Onion ()
Date: March 22, 2018 11:20AM

The obese neighbor and dad are farting walking around the house. I want to sleep in after playing Nintendo Switch until 4 am. This is a rude way to be woken up and they didn't leave me any breakfast.

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Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by: Brown Onion ()
Date: March 22, 2018 12:11PM

Spring Onion Wrote:
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> The obese neighbor and dad are farting walking
> around the house. I want to sleep in after playing
> Nintendo Switch until 4 am. This is a rude way to
> be woken up and they didn't leave me any
> breakfast.


Trying to decipher if real spring onion or not. If the case is there a restaurant without unleaded or premium close by?

As the snow melts away, the car will become cleaned by wetbacks then run over wetbacks. Recycling.

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Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by: Slavic Fan ()
Date: March 22, 2018 12:34PM

The local grocer guy is weird af!

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Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by: BO Request Line Onion YRWelcome ()
Date: March 22, 2018 12:43PM

Brown Onion Wrote:
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I keep posting 4 more pics<Yummy!
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Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by: Real VGO III ()
Date: March 22, 2018 12:46PM

Spring Onion Wrote:
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> The obese neighbor and dad are farting walking
> around the house. I want to sleep in after playing
> Nintendo Switch until 4 am. This is a rude way to
> be woken up and they didn't leave me any
> breakfast.


Seems like your dad and the obese neighbor are unemployed sharing a lot of free time together. I think the imposter Spring may have nailed the scenario here kid.

Sorry your dad is an unemployed Homosexual with low standards in his lovers.

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Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by: miscavage II Real ()
Date: March 22, 2018 02:48PM

Pictures appear to be of healthy, bountiful bowels. By the shear volume Im surprised the models are not larger in girth. I would say its rare I have bowel movements that large. A lot could be learned from the fine quality and motility of the fecal product herein.

I find the model with the delightful smile to be enchanting as she lets us in on her most natural yet private functions. Lets all keep an open mind as we view the pure and natural state of normal bodily functions.

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Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by: Image blocking onion ()
Date: March 22, 2018 05:05PM

Image blocking onion Wrote:
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> Image blocking onion Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > boiled onion Wrote:
> >
> --------------------------------------------------
>
> > -----
> > > For those of you who use Firefox you can
> easily
> > > block all the images on this thread with this
> > > add-on,
> > >
> > >
> >
> https://addons.mozilla.org/en-US/firefox/addon/eas
>
> >
> > > y-image-blocker/
> > >
> > > If you use chrome you can block images with
> > this,
> > >
> > >
> >
> https://chrome.google.com/webstore/detail/image-bl
>
> >
> > > ocker/mkhbghdfcdepfhgeklhdhlmdldiiaajp?hl=en
> > >
> > > If you browse with Safari the image blocking
> is
> > > already in your browser. You just need to
> > enable
> > > it,
> > >
> > > Open Safari and go to Preferences, then click
> > on
> > > the Advanced tab. There's a checkbox at the
> > bottom
> > > titled "Show Develop menu in menu bar". Check
> > that
> > > then close the Preferences window.
> > >
> > > You'll notice that in your menu bar between
> > > Bookmarks and Window you have a menu called
> > > Develop. Near the bottom of that menu list is
> > > Disable Images — click it. Now your
> browsing
> > > experience is image free!
> >
> >
> > Just bumping this post to remind everyone how
> easy
> > it is to block all the childish images on this
> > thread.

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Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by: you ipAddress is for sale ()
Date: March 22, 2018 05:10PM

who would be stupid enough to use any of those browsers to visit this sewer of a site? ALL of those are tracked and the data is stored and shared by dozens of organizations - you want everyone knowing you post on a scat site on ffxu???

You would have to be a real moron to visit this place without protection from detection.

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Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by: Tour of Shit ()
Date: March 22, 2018 06:45PM

you ipAddress is for sale Wrote:
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> who would be stupid enough to use any of those
> browsers to visit this sewer of a site? ALL of
> those are tracked and the data is stored and
> shared by dozens of organizations - you want
> everyone knowing you post on a scat site on
> ffxu???
>
> You would have to be a real moron to visit this
> place without protection from detection.


How are your bowels.

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Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by: Brown Onion ()
Date: March 22, 2018 08:11PM

I am thrilled John Bolton is the new National Security Advisor. People have tried to accuse President Trump of every conceivable crime since day 1, but his bowels have held true, despite others in DC being disemboweled symbolically at least for their failure to live up to his standards.

I will soon be going out in the community with Bristol Stool Guides that are better quality, and am happy that another white successful person is where they deserve to be.

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Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by: MR MEESEEKS ()
Date: March 22, 2018 09:13PM

to VG persona SO Wrote:
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> spring onion Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > I was sleeping in this morning till my Dad took
> a
> > horrific dump without turning on the exhaust
> fan.
> > It caused me to wake up choking. I hate it when
> > school gets cancelled.
> > My Dad is home from work today but my Mom and
> our
> > obese neighbor are at work. I hope my Dad does
> not
> > try and bond with me today.
>
> Hey spring - you are one teen scat obsessed
> ingrate arent you? Dad provides food and shelter,
> you go to the best schools in the country, have
> clothes to wear, access to the best doctors yet
> you seem to have the time to come to this middle
> aged man scat fetish thread to tell us how hard
> your life is because your dad's poop smells. What
> does yours smell like you useless fuck? Vanilla
> ice cream?
>
> Shit in your palm and jerk off with it and please
> STFU


FUCK OFF NIGGER

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Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by: GH0ST ()
Date: March 22, 2018 09:16PM

Matilda truly stinks
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Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by: Iraq Invasion Onion ()
Date: March 22, 2018 10:40PM

Brown Onion Wrote:
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> I am thrilled John Bolton is the new National
> Security Advisor.

Bolton is of course the man who most promoted US invasion of Iraq - the biggest disaster for the US and possibly the world in the last 50 years.

Bolton Judgement isBolton Judgement isBolton Judgement isBolton Judgement isBolton Judgement isBolton Judgement isBolton Judgement isBolton Judgement isBolton Judgement is

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Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by: This Thread Welcoms Racist Posts ()
Date: March 22, 2018 10:43PM

MR MEESEEKS Wrote:
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> to VG persona SO Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > spring onion Wrote:
> >
> --------------------------------------------------
>
> > -----
> > > I was sleeping in this morning till my Dad
> took
> > a
> > > horrific dump without turning on the exhaust
> > fan.
> > > It caused me to wake up choking. I hate it
> when
> > > school gets cancelled.
> > > My Dad is home from work today but my Mom and
> > our
> > > obese neighbor are at work. I hope my Dad
> does
> > not
> > > try and bond with me today.
> >
> > Hey spring - you are one teen scat obsessed
> > ingrate arent you? Dad provides food and
> shelter,
> > you go to the best schools in the country, have
> > clothes to wear, access to the best doctors yet
> > you seem to have the time to come to this
> middle
> > aged man scat fetish thread to tell us how hard
> > your life is because your dad's poop smells.
> What
> > does yours smell like you useless fuck?
> Vanilla
> > ice cream?
> >
> > Shit in your palm and jerk off with it and
> please
> > STFU
>
>
> FUCK OFF NIGGER

You sound upset, how are your bowels?

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Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by: 5am guy ()
Date: March 23, 2018 04:53AM

5am guy takes the dumps while the city sleeps.

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Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by: Diced Onion ()
Date: March 23, 2018 06:49AM

Moons over my Hammy. What was I thinking? My poor bowels!

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Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by: Spring Onion ()
Date: March 23, 2018 11:11AM

Unique bus ride to school. The obese neighbor wearing pink hair curlers was the driver in a spaghetti dress. Dad sat behind him drinking beer, and smoking cigarettes as both farted. It was a terrible ride in, as the obese neighbor crashed into cars and trash cans. We did make it in safely, but I hope the regular bus driver is working this afternoon.

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Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by: Brown Onion ()
Date: March 23, 2018 11:55AM

There truly are savages among us here and everywhere. Yet sending me a private message of a woman's starfish falling out is truly disgusting.

I'm happy to report the salad, falafel, and water is settling well. Yet part of me worries about the bowels churning, and looking like an upside down burrito bowl.

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Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by: candy store hustler ()
Date: March 23, 2018 11:59AM

Spring Onion Wrote:
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> Unique bus ride to school. The obese neighbor
> wearing pink hair curlers was the driver in a
> spaghetti dress. Dad sat behind him drinking beer,
> and smoking cigarettes as both farted. It was a
> terrible ride in, as the obese neighbor crashed
> into cars and trash cans. We did make it in
> safely, but I hope the regular bus driver is
> working this afternoon.


Spring I have reported this incident to the FCPS Dept of Transportation. Bowel problems do not excuse dangerous operation of a county school bus nor consumption of alcohol or tobacco on school property. Though the spaghetti dress was a nice touch, dangerous driving is serious where kid are involved.

How come your dad is never working?

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Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by: Boiled Onion Faggot ()
Date: March 23, 2018 12:24PM

Eating a lot of candy lately - my bowels my choice. Makes my farts smell bad.

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Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by: Verified Green Onion1111 ()
Date: March 23, 2018 12:31PM

Impersonating again? You should get an education/job.

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Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by: Spring Onion ()
Date: March 23, 2018 01:04PM

Going through the lunch line, I was surprised to find the obese neighbor dressed up as the lunch lady. Dad was loading all kinds of unhealthy foods on other students plates such as pizza and cookies. The obese neighbor did his best as a cashier, but dad kept hitting him with a whip, and telling him he sucked and was a complete loser. The assistant principal got winked at as he intervened.

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Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by: Boiled Onion ()
Date: March 23, 2018 01:19PM

Just enjoyed Popeyes fried chicken, along with their beans and rice. Had a chocolate shake that was tasty. My bowels my choice.

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Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by: Trivia Onion ()
Date: March 23, 2018 01:58PM

Boiled Onion Wrote:
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> Just enjoyed Popeyes fried chicken, along with
> their beans and rice. Had a chocolate shake that
> was tasty. My bowels my choice.


Al Copeland named his restaurant chain, Popeye's Mighty Good Fried Chicken, after Popeye Doyle, Gene Hackman's character in the film The French Connection (1971). The chain that grew from the one restaurant became Popeye's Famous Fried Chicken.

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Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by: Red Onion Class of 20006 ()
Date: March 23, 2018 01:58PM

Spinning signz on Fairfax Boulevardz. The sunz rayz allowz for lezz clothez. Got bunz out to show the goodz. Just 19 dollarz bayz in bayz fun. Your girlfriendz or wivez not find out!

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Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by: Giffy Onion ()
Date: March 23, 2018 02:00PM

Brown Onion Wrote:
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> There truly are savages among us here and
> everywhere. Yet sending me a private message of a
> woman's starfish falling out is truly disgusting.
>
> I'm happy to report the salad, falafel, and water
> is settling well. Yet part of me worries about the
> bowels churning, and looking like an upside down
> burrito bowl.


hmmm, never though of sending private messages - would you prefer that to the public drubbing with gifs?

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Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by: Request Line Onion ()
Date: March 23, 2018 02:02PM

Brown Onion Wrote:
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woman's starfish falling outwoman's starfish falling outwoman's starfish falling outwoman's starfish falling outwoman's starfish falling out

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Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by: Brown Onion ()
Date: March 23, 2018 02:17PM

Giffy Onion Wrote:
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> Brown Onion Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > There truly are savages among us here and
> > everywhere. Yet sending me a private message of
> a
> > woman's starfish falling out is truly
> disgusting.
> >
> > I'm happy to report the salad, falafel, and
> water
> > is settling well. Yet part of me worries about
> the
> > bowels churning, and looking like an upside
> down
> > burrito bowl.
>
>
> hmmm, never though of sending private messages -
> would you prefer that to the public drubbing with
> gifs?


I'm glad my bowels are faulty. You have bigger problems. Mainly a small brain that's got serious issues. As much as my bowels and fish hurt it beats brain damage.

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Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by: U like the pics I guess ()
Date: March 23, 2018 02:23PM

Brown Onion Wrote:
my bowels and fish hurtmy bowels and fish hurtmy bowels and fish hurtmy bowels and fish hurtmy bowels and fish hurtmy bowels and fish hurtmy bowels and fish hurtmy bowels and fish hurtmy bowels and fish hurtmy bowels and fish hurt

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Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by: Dave Johns ()
Date: March 23, 2018 04:24PM

If you want to attack Brown Onion, fine, but there are others of us who have done you no harm.

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Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by: Spring Onion ()
Date: March 23, 2018 04:38PM

For most spring break and a weekend is fun for students. For me its surviving my dad and the obese neighbors pizza eating fart sessions, and having to do chores around the house. Mom said that I'm only allowed two hours of Nintendo a day. I am very upset and feel this is unfair.

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Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by: xbcty ()
Date: March 23, 2018 04:47PM

Dave Johns Wrote:
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> If you want to attack Brown Onion, fine, but there
> are others of us who have done you no harm.


I think you misunderstand, he goes out of his way to log in under Brown Onion just so he gets more pictures posted - they are never posted in reply to anyone but him. I suspect he is the same person posting the disgusting pictures. He just logs out and pretends to be stalking himself. Not good.

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Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by: jcc ()
Date: March 23, 2018 04:49PM

Spring Onion Wrote:
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> For most spring break and a weekend is fun for
> students. For me its surviving my dad and the
> obese neighbors pizza eating fart sessions, and
> having to do chores around the house. Mom said
> that I'm only allowed two hours of Nintendo a day.
> I am very upset and feel this is unfair.

Pretty bad character development - not many HS teens are into Nintendo. Mostly online gaming and maybe PS. Not Nintendo. Your fiction skillz suck.

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Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by: Brown Onion ()
Date: March 23, 2018 07:50PM

Got goulash here. My rectum what's left of my fish goulash.

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Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by: Walt Whitman ()
Date: March 24, 2018 07:28AM

Interesting discussion. In now in early 50's and have found foods that used to settle fine don't anymore. Heartburn OTC and constipation OTC meds have been used. I'm hoping to avoid the enema but it probably is a matter of time

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Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by: Red Onion Class of 20006 ()
Date: March 24, 2018 09:01AM

Got Signz spinning on Fairfax Boulevardz! Come on down and step up to bayz in bayz specialz. Drink beerz and pile drive these bunz for just a few dollarz. Coinz ok if lotz of them!

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Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by: spring onion ()
Date: March 24, 2018 09:31AM

The fake postings are not as good as they used to be.

I am leaving for my forced camping and fishing trip with my Dad and the obese neighbor in a hour or two. My mom packed me a nice cooler with healthy foods. I am not looking forward to this but Tuesday my Dad will drop me off at my Grandma's house down near Richmond and I get to stay with her the rest of the week and I am looking forward to that. Grandma is taking me to look at Richard Bland junior college as I think I might like to go there after I graduate high school.
My Dad says that eating fresh caught fish that is cooked over a open campfire is very bowel friendly, we will see.
The worst thing about this trip is 3 days with no internet or even cell service. I have my nook that is fully charged and two portable batteries also fully charged so at least I can watch a few movies and play a few games. My Dad and the neighbor are bringing 4 cases of Busch beer along with a whole bunch of greasy food like hamburgers and chicken leg quarters.
I have never pooped in the woods before but I might have to do just that on this trip.

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Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by: u want more pics? - OK:) ()
Date: March 24, 2018 09:42AM

Brown Onion Wrote:
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Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by: Leaves of Grass ()
Date: March 24, 2018 09:44AM

Walt Whitman Wrote:
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> Interesting discussion. In now in early 50's and
> have found foods that used to settle fine don't
> anymore. Heartburn OTC and constipation OTC meds
> have been used. I'm hoping to avoid the enema but
> it probably is a matter of time

Why not eat some Leaves of Grass to help your Ass?

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Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by: Spring Onion ()
Date: March 24, 2018 09:57AM

One last post before I leave for camping. Dad and the Obese neighbor went back to the liquor store to get some Wild Turkey and Jaeger - they say it helps keep you warm in your sleeping bag. Dad found my Nook and said he would let me bring it so long as I downloaded a movie called 'Deliverance' - I dont know any of the actors in it but when I googled it there were a lot of wav files with pigs squealing so I figure its a nature film or something.

I saw so many unhealthy foods packed in the car - when I asked my dad about the giant Crisco container he mumbled something about frying up chicken wings but there are no chicken wings packed in the cooler. The Obese neighbors bag was open and I saw some unusual bobbers in there they looked like rubber balls attached to a gag or something. Also he had full body yellow latex long johns with glitter in the crotch area and no material in the seat area - he said it was open incase he had to go at night.

Mom packed wet ones for when I go in the woods and grandma slipped me a pocket knife, a small lock for my sleeping bag and a can of mace...

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Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by: Verified Green Onion Real 1111 ()
Date: March 24, 2018 10:14AM

spring onion Wrote:
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> The fake postings are not as good as they used to
> be.
>
> I am leaving for my forced camping and fishing
> trip with my Dad and the obese neighbor in a hour
> or two. My mom packed me a nice cooler with
> healthy foods. I am not looking forward to this
> but Tuesday my Dad will drop me off at my
> Grandma's house down near Richmond and I get to
> stay with her the rest of the week and I am
> looking forward to that. Grandma is taking me to
> look at Richard Bland junior college as I think I
> might like to go there after I graduate high
> school.
> My Dad says that eating fresh caught fish that is
> cooked over a open campfire is very bowel
> friendly, we will see.
> The worst thing about this trip is 3 days with no
> internet or even cell service. I have my nook that
> is fully charged and two portable batteries also
> fully charged so at least I can watch a few movies
> and play a few games. My Dad and the neighbor are
> bringing 4 cases of Busch beer along with a whole
> bunch of greasy food like hamburgers and chicken
> leg quarters.
> I have never pooped in the woods before but I
> might have to do just that on this trip.


This is not good spring onion. When I was young and in scouts I crapped in the woods. You do have youth to rely on but its not fun. And I wish you didn't have to be with these two men all weekend.

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spring onion Wrote:
-------------------------------------------------------
> The fake postings are not as good as they used to
> be.
>
> I am leaving for my forced camping and fishing
> trip with my Dad and the obese neighbor in a hour
> or two. My mom packed me a nice cooler with
> healthy foods. I am not looking forward to this
> but Tuesday my Dad will drop me off at my
> Grandma's house down near Richmond and I get to
> stay with her the rest of the week and I am
> looking forward to that. Grandma is taking me to
> look at Richard Bland junior college as I think I
> might like to go there after I graduate high
> school.
> My Dad says that eating fresh caught fish that is
> cooked over a open campfire is very bowel
> friendly, we will see.
> The worst thing about this trip is 3 days with no
> internet or even cell service. I have my nook that
> is fully charged and two portable batteries also
> fully charged so at least I can watch a few movies
> and play a few games. My Dad and the neighbor are
> bringing 4 cases of Busch beer along with a whole
> bunch of greasy food like hamburgers and chicken
> leg quarters.
> I have never pooped in the woods before but I
> might have to do just that on this trip.


Grow a pair nancy boy!

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The obese neighbor is admiring dad dressed up as Ryan Seacrest. I'm not sure Ryan Seacrest has a beer belly, smokes and drinks but such is life. Seeing the obese neighbor in a tight pink outfit on the stripper pole is something I'm still dealing with. Mom continues to drink but grandma said she will play monopoly with me later.

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Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by: jhonny bravo ()
Date: March 24, 2018 01:31PM

Something good
by,
Jhonny Bravo




Woke up this mornin' feelin' fine
There's somethin' special on my mind
Last night I tried a new restaurant in the neighbourhood, whoa yeah
Somethin' tells me I'm gonna be dumping good (Somethin' tells me I'm gonna be dumpin good)
Gonna be the kind of poop that's not too dry
And I can drop it in the wink of a brown eye
It came out of me like I hoped it would (it came out of me like I hoped it would)
Somethin' tells me I'm gonna be dumpin good (Somethin' tells me I'm gonna be dumpin good)
I only pushed for a minute or two
But then it just came on through
Can I be fallin' in love
This is the restaurant I've been dreamin' of
This is the restaurant I've been dreamin' of

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Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by: Spring Onion ()
Date: March 24, 2018 01:39PM

I shut the door to my bedroom, and am playing Nintendo Switch all I want. And I will order any food I want also since my parents gave me a credit card. It is my right to live in a gas free house and my right not to go camping with dad and the obese neighbor. Last time checked I make the rules, so its my life and my choice to stay home instead of camping with fat pigs.

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Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by: Verified Green Onion1111 ()
Date: March 24, 2018 02:59PM

BO is correct. Excellent bowels= poor character.

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Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by: Brown Onion ()
Date: March 24, 2018 03:37PM

I am happy to see the reemergence of our artist Mr. Bravo. And reading what's going on with the real spring onion.

Its going to be rough. Camping is fun but your dad and the neighbor, make sure all flammable devices are turned off. Yet I think spring, despite your dad's horrible bowels, he loves you. A good father isn't everywhere and fish are bowel friendly.

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Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by: boiled onion ()
Date: March 24, 2018 04:05PM

Picked me up a couple of double whoppers with cheese and a case of budweiser in cans just now. I put the whoppers in the refrigerator and the budweisers on ice and I am going to watch some movies while drinking 15 or more of those budweisers then I'll microwave the whoppers and eat them right before bed. This should provide a real challenge for my bowels.

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Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by: Spring Onion ()
Date: March 24, 2018 04:08PM

Dad and the obese neighbor are roller skating naked down the road. None are wearing elbow or knee protection. Mom says "this is a midlife crisis phase," and to just ignore their behavior. What worries me is this plus if the police are called as identifying them will be very easy. Grandma still has been successful with her jenkem deliveries. Mom and I are relieved about that.

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Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by: Advise Onion ()
Date: March 24, 2018 06:15PM

Spring onion I insist please do not give out your personal information. That would include your name, address, age, phone number, or location. Predators are on the internet everywhere. This site is really for adults and a minor like yourself could be harassed or worse. Instead visit your local grocer as the employees have background checks and are trained professionals.

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Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by: does your tent have a lock? ()
Date: March 24, 2018 06:18PM

Spring Onion Wrote:
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> One last post before I leave for camping. Dad and
> the Obese neighbor went back to the liquor store
> to get some Wild Turkey and Jaeger - they say it
> helps keep you warm in your sleeping bag. Dad
> found my Nook and said he would let me bring it so
> long as I downloaded a movie called 'Deliverance'
> - I dont know any of the actors in it but when I
> googled it there were a lot of wav files with pigs
> squealing so I figure its a nature film or
> something.
>
> I saw so many unhealthy foods packed in the car -
> when I asked my dad about the giant Crisco
> container he mumbled something about frying up
> chicken wings but there are no chicken wings
> packed in the cooler. The Obese neighbors bag was
> open and I saw some unusual bobbers in there they
> looked like rubber balls attached to a gag or
> something. Also he had full body yellow latex
> long johns with glitter in the crotch area and no
> material in the seat area - he said it was open
> incase he had to go at night.
>
> Mom packed wet ones for when I go in the woods and
> grandma slipped me a pocket knife, a small lock
> for my sleeping bag and a can of mace...


Keep the mace close bro, lock your tent

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Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by: More Pics for B0 as he ordered! ()
Date: March 24, 2018 06:21PM

Brown Onion Wrote:
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I watch my Sister PooI watch my Sister PooI watch my Sister PooI watch my Sister PooI watch my Sister PooI watch my Sister PooI watch my Sister PooI watch my Sister PooI watch my Sister PooI watch my Sister PooI watch my Sister PooI watch my Sister Poo

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Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by: Spring Onion ()
Date: March 24, 2018 06:26PM

Obese neighbor brought an extra tent camping and is hanging Christmas lights and greasing the floor with Crisco - he says Dad and he are going to recreate a scene from Caligula - Im not sure but I think that is an outdoor fishing show. Im reading on my Nook and eating fruit and organic GORP my mom packed.

My dad is throwing up in the stream by our camp - he and the Obese neighbor were eating some 'cactus buttons' but they wouldnt let me have any despite that they sound healthy and loaded with fiber.

--sent from my iPhone--

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Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by: Peyote ()
Date: March 24, 2018 06:55PM

Spring Onion Wrote:
-------------------------------------------------------
> Obese neighbor brought an extra tent camping and
> is hanging Christmas lights and greasing the floor
> with Crisco - he says Dad and he are going to
> recreate a scene from Caligula - Im not sure but I
> think that is an outdoor fishing show. Im reading
> on my Nook and eating fruit and organic GORP my
> mom packed.
>
> My dad is throwing up in the stream by our camp -
> he and the Obese neighbor were eating some 'cactus
> buttons' but they wouldnt let me have any despite
> that they sound healthy and loaded with fiber.
>
> --sent from my iPhone--

Spring, its getting dark outside you need to run into the woods and hide. Grab some food and water and your sleeping bag and escape - your Dad and neighbor are tripping there brains out and might do you harm. Do not light a fire or use your nook as this will show your position.

good luck

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Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by: Brown Onion ()
Date: March 24, 2018 07:24PM

Advise Onion Wrote:
-------------------------------------------------------
> Spring onion I insist please do not give out your
> personal information. That would include your
> name, address, age, phone number, or location.
> Predators are on the internet everywhere. This
> site is really for adults and a minor like
> yourself could be harassed or worse. Instead visit
> your local grocer as the employees have background
> checks and are trained professionals.


Yes the beaners and slant eyes have grocery degrees. And they care about people, their bowels.

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Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by: Quick Fibre Advise ()
Date: March 24, 2018 07:56PM

Brown Onion Wrote:
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Came for racism, stayed for the photosCame for racism, stayed for the photosCame for racism, stayed for the photosCame for racism, stayed for the photosCame for racism, stayed for the photosCame for racism, stayed for the photosCame for racism, stayed for the photosCame for racism, stayed for the photosCame for racism, stayed for the photosCame for racism, stayed for the photosCame for racism, stayed for the photos

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Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by: Spring Onion ()
Date: March 24, 2018 08:03PM

Its dark out now and both dad and the obese neighbor are laughing and throwing up a lot. They are in the greased tent with the light on - it looks exactly like the scene from Austin PowersIm a little scared but its hard to keep from laughing. Also I have fresh carrots and cherry tomatoes to snack on...

--sent from my iPhone--

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Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by: Advise Onion ()
Date: March 24, 2018 08:10PM

Spring onion this is exactly the perversion I warned you about, as these perverts in sheep's clothing. It would be best to see your local grocer. They do not have such sick imagery or thoughts, but rather the purity of their cause.

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Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by: Diced Onion ()
Date: March 25, 2018 07:27AM

Krispy Kreme donuts. What was I thinking? My poor bowels!

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Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Date: March 25, 2018 07:29AM

Man o man, I tried ta look at thiz page without that image block turned on and there shore are some horrible picturez. I got ta make shore that never happenz again.
I am off a work taday an am getting reaady ta go to Walmart. The walmart haz a big sale on hamz cauze easter iz almost here. Ham iz maybe not the most bowel friendly food but I can make ham samwiches all week. I got ta get one that will fit in my big crock pot cause I aint got no oven, just a toaster oven.
I hopes yall brown guyz are doin well wit your bowelz an all.

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Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by: Brown Onion ()
Date: March 25, 2018 08:28AM

red onion class of 2006 Wrote:
-------------------------------------------------------
> Man o man, I tried ta look at thiz page without
> that image block turned on and there shore are
> some horrible picturez. I got ta make shore that
> never happenz again.
> I am off a work taday an am getting reaady ta go
> to Walmart. The walmart haz a big sale on hamz
> cauze easter iz almost here. Ham iz maybe not the
> most bowel friendly food but I can make ham
> samwiches all week. I got ta get one that will fit
> in my big crock pot cause I aint got no oven, just
> a toaster oven.
> I hopes yall brown guyz are doin well wit your
> bowelz an all.


Unfortunately a sick puppy Red, but glad you are doing well. Happy early Easter to you, and may the ham gently traverse through your upper and lower intestines, and slide out of your starfish.

It is odd having Easter so early this year.

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Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by: damn. ()
Date: March 25, 2018 08:36AM

jhonny bravo Wrote:
-------------------------------------------------------
> Something good
> by,
> Jhonny Bravo
>
>
>
>
> Woke up this mornin' feelin' fine
> There's somethin' special on my mind
> Last night I tried a new restaurant in the
> neighbourhood, whoa yeah
> Somethin' tells me I'm gonna be dumping good
> (Somethin' tells me I'm gonna be dumpin good)
> Gonna be the kind of poop that's not too dry
> And I can drop it in the wink of a brown eye
> It came out of me like I hoped it would (it came
> out of me like I hoped it would)
> Somethin' tells me I'm gonna be dumpin good
> (Somethin' tells me I'm gonna be dumpin good)
> I only pushed for a minute or two
> But then it just came on through
> Can I be fallin' in love
> This is the restaurant I've been dreamin' of
> This is the restaurant I've been dreamin' of


Damn.

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Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by: Hard Wiper ()
Date: March 25, 2018 08:58AM

Going to tithe with tp this morning at church

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Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by: Spring Onion ()
Date: March 25, 2018 10:15AM

Dad and the obese neighbor are wearing nothing. Out here in the cold, my Wi-Fi is limited but shrivel is in effect, as they drink beers and eat bags of Snickers bars. They don't care about their bowels or coronary heart disease, and cigarettes on top of this doesn't help. Neither does my dad drawing a happy face on the neighbors belly.

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Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by: BO logs in 4 More Pics - OK ()
Date: March 25, 2018 11:03AM

Brown Onion Wrote:
-------------------------------------------------------

slide out of your starfish
slide out of your starfish
slide out of your starfish
slide out of your starfish
slide out of your starfish
slide out of your starfish

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Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by: milk and eggs ()
Date: March 25, 2018 11:06AM

red onion class of 2006 Wrote:
-------------------------------------------------------
> Man o man, I tried ta look at thiz page without
> that image block turned on and there shore are
> some horrible picturez. I got ta make shore that
> never happenz again.
> I am off a work taday an am getting reaady ta go
> to Walmart. The walmart haz a big sale on hamz
> cauze easter iz almost here. Ham iz maybe not the
> most bowel friendly food but I can make ham
> samwiches all week. I got ta get one that will fit
> in my big crock pot cause I aint got no oven, just
> a toaster oven.
> I hopes yall brown guyz are doin well wit your
> bowelz an all.

Bro, you have got to get back to school so you can get a profession that pays better. Being an adult cooking out of a toaster and crockpot should be a short term scenario. instead of wasting time here get training so you can afford an apartment with a stove and oven for fucks sake. Stop being such a pussy about your bowels and work smarter and harder. Dont end up like Brown - old, depraved and racist.

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Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by: Spring Onion ()
Date: March 25, 2018 11:16AM

I ran out of my tent this morning in a panic - sounds ohorrible shrieking and howling I thought an animal was stuck in a trap. My dad and the obese neighbor were doing something with the tent they spread with crisco last night. The Obese neighbor had somehow gotten his scrotum AND nipples stuck in the tent zipper! My dad was wrenching the zipper as the Obese neighbor screamed and struggled. When the Obese neighbor begged for relief after losing bowel control my dad tightened his grip on the zipper, smiled with a cigarette in his mouth and said 'this might sting a little' as he prepared to force the zipper by my neighbors ball sack.

Very disturbing, I think I will cover my ears and go back into my tent for a healthy breakfast of Muesli, soy milk and some flax seed muffins my mother packed for me.

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Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by: Spring Onion ()
Date: March 25, 2018 11:26AM

Dad and the obese neighbor look frazzled. Mom says just leave them be, but the empty containers of jenkem on the back porch concern me. They are seeing shit, and making little sense as they walk around farting. Grandma has the station wagon filled with this shit and I'm worried when caught she will be in deep shit.

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Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by: Poached Onion ()
Date: March 25, 2018 12:10PM

Homemade pancakes from scratch with Kerrygold butter and coffee - my bowels my choice. If I choose to open-carry pancake mix that I hand loaded at home that is my right under the laws of the Commonwealth

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Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by: The Obese Neighbor ()
Date: March 25, 2018 12:11PM

I am sick and tired of the wanton disrespect. Yes kid I know I have more chins than China, and that I'm fat. Yes I need to lose eighty pounds or so. But I love your dad and despite you not understanding our relationship, its for real as I like dressing up for my man. I feel good in the fishnets and pink dress.

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Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by: Spring Onion ()
Date: March 25, 2018 12:20PM

Animal Control and Park Police just showed up at our campsite - they said they had been getting calls about an animal in distress and the howling. The animal control guy is by his 4x4 puking his guts out after seeing the Obese Neighbor naked, soiled and with his junk twisted up in a bloody knot in the tent zipper. The Park Policeman is writing up a ticket to my dad for public nudity and noise violations. Dad is smoking a cigarette smiling mouthing 'worth it' to the neighbor as he shivers in agony with the tent hanging from his crotch.

I hope mom comes by to pick me up early as I have texted her images of the scene unfolding. All this is very upsetting to my bowels and Im thinking I may need to grab some Wet Ones and go out into the woods to answer the call...

--sent from my iPhone--

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Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by: Spring Onion Dad ()
Date: March 25, 2018 12:25PM

Quit your bellyaching and prima donna crybaby shit. You were a brown spot born outta your mamas ass! Now I get to fuck the neighbor in his. And fist him or do whatever the fuck I want to do. There's a reason he wears the dress and also is gagged quite often.

You will like this camping trip. Don't even think of calling mom as you are staying with us. Man up!

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Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Date: March 25, 2018 12:32PM

milk and eggs Wrote:
-------------------------------------------------------
> red onion class of 2006 Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > Man o man, I tried ta look at thiz page without
> > that image block turned on and there shore are
> > some horrible picturez. I got ta make shore
> that
> > never happenz again.
> > I am off a work taday an am getting reaady ta
> go
> > to Walmart. The walmart haz a big sale on hamz
> > cauze easter iz almost here. Ham iz maybe not
> the
> > most bowel friendly food but I can make ham
> > samwiches all week. I got ta get one that will
> fit
> > in my big crock pot cause I aint got no oven,
> just
> > a toaster oven.
> > I hopes yall brown guyz are doin well wit your
> > bowelz an all.
>
> Bro, you have got to get back to school so you can
> get a profession that pays better. Being an adult
> cooking out of a toaster and crockpot should be a
> short term scenario. instead of wasting time here
> get training so you can afford an apartment with a
> stove and oven for fucks sake. Stop being such a
> pussy about your bowels and work smarter and
> harder. Dont end up like Brown - old, depraved
> and racist.


It shore iz nice of you to respond ta my post. I tried ta get me an assosiate degree when I waz in prizon fo 66 months but I got me a learnin dizability. I can do lotz of work wit my handz like plumbin and auto repair. I have a hard time findin work cauze I dont spell so good and I am a convicted felon. I ussed ta work at a dog food factory reparin tha machinery there but it waz a terrible place ta work. I make less money at jiffy lube but I am happier an sometimes I get tips payed ta me in cash. I am pretty happy rentin thiz townhouse basement from a old widow woman who livez upstairz an dont make no noize at all.
I am jus so happi not to be in prizon no more. When I waz in there they made me work in tha kitchen 7 dayz a week 9 hourz a day.

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Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by: PEEKZAS A NIGGER ()
Date: March 25, 2018 03:29PM

to VG persona SO Wrote:
-------------------------------------------------------
> spring onion Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > I was sleeping in this morning till my Dad took
> a
> > horrific dump without turning on the exhaust
> fan.
> > It caused me to wake up choking. I hate it when
> > school gets cancelled.
> > My Dad is home from work today but my Mom and
> our
> > obese neighbor are at work. I hope my Dad does
> not
> > try and bond with me today.
>
> Hey spring - you are one teen scat obsessed
> ingrate arent you? Dad provides food and shelter,
> you go to the best schools in the country, have
> clothes to wear, access to the best doctors yet
> you seem to have the time to come to this middle
> aged man scat fetish thread to tell us how hard
> your life is because your dad's poop smells. What
> does yours smell like you useless fuck? Vanilla
> ice cream?
>
> Shit in your palm and jerk off with it and please
> STFU


SHUT UP NIGGER NO ONE CARES

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Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by: Spring Onion Mom ()
Date: March 25, 2018 03:35PM

Son I write this with all of my heart, but please take it easy on your dad. He's going through a transition of sorts. Remember when we discussed caterpillars and butterflies. Kind of like that albeit with the neighbor. I love him and you, and will buy you all kinds of healthy foods upon your return.

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Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by: Brown Onion ()
Date: March 25, 2018 03:41PM

Go to Chipotle and order a bowl with double meat and lots of cheese.

Throw it on the floor. That's how my groan throne water looks now.

I am despondent and don't want to use the rectal mirror for a post event inspection.

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Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by: Grandma Onion ()
Date: March 25, 2018 03:59PM

Grandson please realize no one will suspect me in your dad or his special friends business. I understand you are worried, but I haven't had a parking ticket since 1978. The good news is your dad has a hidden compartment in the back, and Febreze covers any odors.

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Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by: boiled onion ()
Date: March 25, 2018 04:10PM

I have a party size Stouffer's lasagna in the oven right now, the house is smellin yummy!
I plan to eat about half of it (that's 6 servings) along with a frozen garlic bread tonight. I might have a Pepperidge farm cake for desert. My bowels are going to get punished again!

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Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by: Verified Green Onion11111 ()
Date: March 25, 2018 04:36PM

boiled onion Wrote:
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> I have a party size Stouffer's lasagna in the oven
> right now, the house is smellin yummy!
> I plan to eat about half of it (that's 6 servings)
> along with a frozen garlic bread tonight. I might
> have a Pepperidge farm cake for desert. My bowels
> are going to get punished again!


You're lucky you can take this punishment. If I did this I would be in the hospital.

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Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by: Red Onion Class of 20006 ()
Date: March 25, 2018 04:49PM

Spinning signz on Fairfax Boulevardz. Got my ballz hanging out peniz in tight underwearz cheekz out on displayz showing my warez! Come on down for bayz on bayz signature servicez!

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Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by: advice onion ()
Date: March 25, 2018 04:55PM

Red Onion Class of 20006 Wrote:
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> Spinning signz on Fairfax Boulevardz. Got my ballz
> hanging out peniz in tight underwearz cheekz out
> on displayz showing my warez! Come on down for
> bayz on bayz signature servicez!


Dude, you need some newer material. Be a little more creative! Use your imagination!

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Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by: BO logs in for the Pics-here u r ()
Date: March 25, 2018 06:58PM

Brown Onion Wrote:
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Use mirror to watch my assholeUse mirror to watch my assholeUse mirror to watch my assholeUse mirror to watch my assholeUse mirror to watch my assholeUse mirror to watch my assholeUse mirror to watch my asshole

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Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by: Spring Onion ()
Date: March 25, 2018 07:11PM

Park Police threatened dad with calling social services if someone didnt come and pick me up. Unfortunately Grandma was the only one available. Her 1994 Lincoln Town Car did not do well on the dirt roads to the campsite. Half the jenkum jars in her trunk broke so we could smell her coming down the road. The worst of it was she was very dizzy and acting funny when she got out of the car.

She started barking and ran into the Crisco tent and was licking the floor clean with her denture out. Park Police has called for back-up and dad is smoking a cigar now sticking his head in the trunk of Grandma's car and breathing deeply.

Luckily I have lots of organic apples, wild rice, and turkey jerky...

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