500+ losses in the prison system alone. What does that tell you? Lots of mofos to do a few mofos job.
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Kix played at the NCO Club on Parris Island in 1980 or '81. Kicked ass then.
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Are you fucking kidding me? Too much gum!!! Her mouf an teef just don't look natcheral.
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This is bureaucratic stupidity at its finest. State regulations have not caught up to the SOL's that Virginia has invested in. Ask any SOL-taking school kid what they do at the end of the year after SOL's are taken, and they will tell you "a week of nothing". All these required "instructional" days are filled with no work and early dismissal just to satisfy an outdated state requirement.
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And if you follow too closely, like many in this area do, you'll never see the pothole until it's too late. Sucks for you.
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pickemup Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > I drive a '79 F-250 pick up. Not one square inch > of the body isn't dented, gashed, or rusted out. > It looks like it went off a cliff. Maybe 5% of > the paint remains. I can park it anywhere with a > worry. You can open your door into it as hard as > you want. > > I don't get cut off, tailga
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FD6YU Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > Answer: Winter just ended. > > Moron. ^^ This.
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"anyone know id she making this shit up cause she doesn't want to drive to see me?" Yes. And no. She is making it up because she doesn't want to see you period. It's a creative brush off.
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Don't forget the moonshiners that inhabit the area
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Yes. She is his wife. High-powered woman teaching you how to be successful and influential, and she can't even manage to hang on to her man.
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From dictionary.com: usage: Purposefully is sometimes wrongly used where purposely is meant: he had purposely (not purposefully ) plowed the street going in the wrong direction.
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Set the crack pipe down and slowly back away
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Oh, you mean those idiot motherfuckers who don't even have the respect to sing the National Anthem properly (see 2014 Daytona 500). As a veteran, FUCK NO!
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VCU grad / Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > 24, art history degree. $36,000 in student loan > debt. > > I make $9.25 an hour as a receptionist "Art History"? Well there's you problem right there. Who the hell told you that degree would be worthwhile? Less than 7% of Art History majors find work in their field of study.
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Yeah, way to underestimate there Nostradamus!
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Oh great, the Walmart of restaurants. Welcome to Fattyville.
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http://houston.cbslocal.com/2014/02/06/mcgruff-the-crime-dog-actor-sentenced-to-16-years-for-pot-grenade-launcher/ I wonder if he'll post from prison?
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Truth.
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Ewwww, Diphallia!
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Butthurt much, OP?
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Enrico Palazzo Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > Det. Roche will unscrew your head and shit down > your neck like Sgt Hartman. That's Gunnery Sergeant Hartman to you, maggot!!! It looks to me like the best part of you ran down the crack of your mama's ass and ended up as a brown stain on the mattress. I'll bet you're the kind of guy that would fuck a perso
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Do you know how long it would take them to walk from West Springfield to Rt 28? Not happening, pal.
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Media should change the name to "Sucker punch". What a bunch of cowards, hitting women from behind and calling it a victory. Gutless bastards, all of them.
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Fatty Sweatsalot Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > Al.Gore Wrote: > -------------------------------------------------- > ----- > > > This is a hoax. We'll have nine feet of snow > and > > earthquakes followed by > > a tsunami. Buy my books. > > You are not Al Gore. Al Gore would have asked for > a doughnut Al Gore would
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Why don't you and "Spank" get together and figure out how to only make one post for the same damn question?
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Mr GFR Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > How about the OP is a troll and full of shit. Exactly. Stan Derscheft = standard shift. The rest of you are rubes....LOL
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Was the shelter injured? Did the ambulance take it to the ER? How many shots were fired in bringing the shelter down? If the shelter died from its wounds, who is going to dig a big enough hole to bury that fucker?
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Please upload some more giant maps, this post isn't quite fucked up enough!
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It's not the price that's bad, it's the food. Went in there back when they had their Grand Opening, it was just terrible. We threw away most of what we ordered and won't be back. Ever.
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Good ppl nasty minds Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > rafael, I support you and I think FU could improve > significantly...however I also think you're too > new to understand.....the culture here will never > change..... its almost laughable.... yure better > off checking out patch or citidata > > to the bottomfeeders.... your day will come...
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