This is the Meade Skeleton story:
Born to alcoholic first cousins who were also born to alcoholic first cousins.
At birth, identified as retarded and deformed by interbreeding and fetal alcohol syndrome.
Coddled and spoiled , Meade Skeleton never developed any work ethic or character, instead becoming delusional, obese, slothful , and egomaniacal.
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