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Meade Skelton does have talent
Posted by: Amazing man ()
Date: July 28, 2020 02:20PM

He's a good musician, funny comedian, clever, intelligent, and charming. He is very entertaining.

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Re: Meade Skelton does have talent
Posted by: He's fat and retarded ()
Date: July 28, 2020 02:23PM

Like Michael Basl

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Re: Meade Skelton does have talent
Posted by: C'mon Meade ()
Date: July 28, 2020 02:57PM

Amazing man Wrote:
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> He's a good musician, funny comedian, clever,
> intelligent, and charming. He is very


I guess looking like a mental patient on July 1st didn't equate to the fame and fortune you expected it to.
Add that to FFXU missing your latest live stream and here you are begging for attention from us.

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Re: Meade Skelton does have talent
Posted by: stick to the chinese thing ()
Date: July 28, 2020 03:30PM

I LOVE the Chinese Thing. And it's a great way for meade to reach out to the growing Asian-American audience.

Any time meade goes into a chinese restaurant and orders thus 'Me Chineeeeeeeeeese! Me want egg loll and stil flyyyyyyy. Me want flied liiiice and foltune cookie! But me no want wuhan fruuuuuuu!' it always brings the house down! They always give him free garlic chicken sticks and fried wontons as a show of genuine appreciation.

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Re: Meade Skelton does have talent
Posted by: Woody the carpenter ()
Date: July 28, 2020 05:26PM

stick to the chinese thing Wrote:
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> I LOVE the Chinese Thing. And it's a great way for
> meade to reach out to the growing Asian-American
> audience.
>
> Any time meade goes into a chinese restaurant and
> orders thus 'Me Chineeeeeeeeeese! Me want egg loll
> and stil flyyyyyyy. Me want flied liiiice and
> foltune cookie! But me no want wuhan fruuuuuuu!'
> it always brings the house down! They always give
> him free garlic chicken sticks and fried wontons
> as a show of genuine appreciation.

Too funny!

Meade can parlay this "me Chineeeeze" thing into a Netflix Comedy
special.

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Re: Meade Skelton does have talent
Posted by: He's fat and retarded ()
Date: July 28, 2020 07:28PM

Like William Moreno

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Re: Meade Skelton does have talent
Posted by: Meade is a winner ()
Date: July 28, 2020 07:37PM

Meade has a lot more talent than Moreno. Meade is also not a pedophile, does not stalk women, does not file invalid lawsuits, and does not lie to police, courts.

Meade is obnoxious and a homophobic racist bigot, but he's relatively harmless and extremely funny and entertaining.

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Re: Meade Skelton does have talent
Posted by: meade at his best ()
Date: July 28, 2020 07:52PM

Except, he should have diffused the situation with a performance of The Chinese Thing. Probably could have sweet=talked the crowd into leaving the statue alone.

'Me riiiike statlue! My rike Lobelt E Reee!'
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Re: Meade Skelton does have talent
Posted by: A real man ()
Date: July 28, 2020 09:50PM

I have to admit, that took some balls for Meade to carry that flag and march right in front of an angry crowd of Negroids and white anarchists.

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Re: Meade Skelton does have talent
Posted by: Not protesters ()
Date: July 28, 2020 09:57PM

A real man Wrote:
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> I have to admit, that took some balls for Meade to
> carry that flag and march right in front of an
> angry crowd of Negroids and white anarchists.

Except the crowd was just there to watch. They were spectators not protestors. Most people in Richmond didn't mind the monuments.

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Re: Meade Skelton does have talent
Posted by: It wasn ()
Date: July 28, 2020 09:59PM

A real man Wrote:
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> I have to admit, that took some balls for Meade to
> carry that flag and march right in front of an
> angry crowd of Negroids and white anarchists.


It actually sounds more fearful than it was. One black man yelled at Meade and Meade broke down like a little bitch and no one was really going after him that.
There wasn't a lot of anger on display.
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Re: Meade Skelton does have talent
Posted by: one word from the girlfriend ()
Date: July 28, 2020 10:33PM

and the guy backed right off. Not exactly a scary crowd. No, meade was just a big trumptard crybaby that day. Fortunately, a kindly negro policeman escorted him to the safety of a police cruiser. (Bet meade's never been in one of THOSE before!)

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Re: Meade Skelton does have talent
Posted by: This is true ()
Date: July 28, 2020 10:40PM

one word from the girlfriend Wrote:
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> and the guy backed right off. Not exactly a scary
> crowd. No, meade was just a big trumptard crybaby
> that day. Fortunately, a kindly negro policeman
> escorted him to the safety of a police cruiser.
> (Bet meade's never been in one of THOSE before!)


It was also the first time Meade has been touched by a Negro. He spent a week worrying that he would develop patches of necrotic skin.

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Re: Meade Skelton does have talent
Posted by: desperate times calls for ()
Date: July 29, 2020 10:15AM

one word from the girlfriend Wrote:
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> and the guy backed right off. Not exactly a scary
> crowd. No, meade was just a big trumptard crybaby
> that day. Fortunately, a kindly negro policeman
> escorted him to the safety of a police cruiser.
> (Bet meade's never been in one of THOSE before!)


Of course, Meade's incident has been forgotten. Media has been inundated with a lot of dramatic and violent imagery and Meade's mental fit just doesn't cut it. I'm sure it will be trotted out again when Meade gets a gun and starts shooting, but we are going to have to wait for is dad to die for him to get desperate enough for that.

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Re: Meade Skelton does have talent
Posted by: Lover Meade ()
Date: July 29, 2020 07:00PM

desperate times calls for Wrote:
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> one word from the girlfriend Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > and the guy backed right off. Not exactly a
> scary
> > crowd. No, meade was just a big trumptard
> crybaby
> > that day. Fortunately, a kindly negro policeman
> > escorted him to the safety of a police cruiser.
> > (Bet meade's never been in one of THOSE
> before!)
>
>
> Of course, Meade's incident has been forgotten.
> Media has been inundated with a lot of dramatic
> and violent imagery and Meade's mental fit just
> doesn't cut it. I'm sure it will be trotted out
> again when Meade gets a gun and starts shooting,
> but we are going to have to wait for is dad to die
> for him to get desperate enough for that.


Naw, Meade is non violent. The worst he may do is run down the street naked.

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Re: Meade Skelton does have talent
Posted by: They always say that ()
Date: July 29, 2020 07:13PM

Lover Meade Wrote:
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> desperate times calls for Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > one word from the girlfriend Wrote:
> >
> --------------------------------------------------
>
> > -----
> > > and the guy backed right off. Not exactly a
> > scary
> > > crowd. No, meade was just a big trumptard
> > crybaby
> > > that day. Fortunately, a kindly negro
> policeman
> > > escorted him to the safety of a police
> cruiser.
> > > (Bet meade's never been in one of THOSE
> > before!)
> >
> >
> > Of course, Meade's incident has been forgotten.
>
> > Media has been inundated with a lot of dramatic
> > and violent imagery and Meade's mental fit just
> > doesn't cut it. I'm sure it will be trotted out
> > again when Meade gets a gun and starts
> shooting,
> > but we are going to have to wait for is dad to
> die
> > for him to get desperate enough for that.
>
>
> Naw, Meade is non violent. The worst he may do is
> run down the street naked.

They said the same thing about all shooters...

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Re: Meade Skelton does have talent
Posted by: not just run down street naked ()
Date: July 29, 2020 07:19PM

but he'd be flexing the old moobs the whole way

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Re: Meade Skelton does have talent
Posted by: meade gets hauled away ()
Date: July 29, 2020 07:28PM

poor meade...
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Re: Meade Skelton does have talent
Posted by: One thing for sure ()
Date: July 29, 2020 08:44PM

not just run down street naked Wrote:
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> but he'd be flexing the old moobs the whole way


He is fat enough for his gut to hang over his naughty bits. He won't have to worry about a indecent exposure charge.

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Re: Meade Skelton does have talent
Posted by: BEH ()
Date: July 30, 2020 12:35PM

Did anyone notice in the above photo the rash on his neck flab?

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Re: Meade Skelton does have talent
Posted by: Necks are overrated ()
Date: July 30, 2020 12:40PM

BEH Wrote:
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> Did anyone notice in the above photo the rash on
> his neck flab?

What neck? Meade has evolved into a sort of human bullfrog and no longer has a neck.

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Re: Meade Skelton does have talent
Posted by: Trinity Moses ()
Date: July 30, 2020 01:08PM

The Day of the Locust is at hand. Meade has paid his tithe to Hell and he must repent before it is too late. Meade selfishly prayed for international recognition. Meade's prayers were heard by Mephistopheles. There always a 'Monkey's Paw' consequence when a prayer is granted by the Demon King. Those who learned of Meade due to this incident will know him as the 'hysterical crazy fat man'. That will not going equate to the fame and fortune Meade desires.

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Re: Meade Skelton does have talent
Posted by: why he has a rash ()
Date: July 30, 2020 03:27PM

BEH Wrote:
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> Did anyone notice in the above photo the rash on
> his neck flab?


a negro touched him

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Re: Meade Skelton does have talent
Posted by: Big steamy pile of Meade ()
Date: July 30, 2020 03:39PM

why he has a rash Wrote:
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> BEH Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > Did anyone notice in the above photo the rash
> on
> > his neck flab?
>
>
> a negro touched him

Meade is lucky his skin didn't rot off.

Of course, if it did, he could always inspire a Resident Evil character.

"Resident Evil 9-Richmond"
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Re: Meade Skelton does have talent
Posted by: i hadn't noticed the neck thing ()
Date: July 30, 2020 03:41PM

is that what they mean by redneck? Or does this just happen to fat people becuae of friction between their 'neck' and their 'moobs'?

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Re: Meade Skelton does have talent
Posted by: It's the friction ()
Date: July 30, 2020 03:48PM

i hadn't noticed the neck thing Wrote:
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> is that what they mean by redneck? Or does this
> just happen to fat people becuae of friction
> between their 'neck' and their 'moobs'?


Yes, it is the friction. It is told that the expression "red neck" comes from farmers who would work the fields and the back of their necks would become sunburned. This would never happen to Meade. Meade doesn't work.

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Re: Meade Skelton does have talent
Posted by: so, meade is NOT a redneck ()
Date: July 30, 2020 03:51PM

just a fattie.

Also, I suspect rednecks who are experienced working in the hot sun wouldn't break into a sweat just sitting at their desks making a vlog.

Meade is very unhealthy.

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