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Do you use bathroom wipes after you take a shit or just toilet paper?
Posted by: Mr clean ()
Date: July 12, 2020 02:10AM

I use both

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Re: Do you use bathroom wipes after you take a shit or just toilet paper?
Posted by: that's gross ()
Date: July 12, 2020 03:05AM

that that's even a question

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Re: Do you use bathroom wipes after you take a shit or just toilet paper?
Posted by: gtbreweqw ()
Date: July 12, 2020 04:20AM


Gerrymanderer2 (G2, the OP original poster or spammer just above, perhaps both) posts several lies on ffu daily - many think he's a fx co gov worker who is getting paid to do it for false DNC democrat "advertising". He floods ffu with useless posts to bump down major news, demoralize americans. G2 posts fecal matter, mutilated bodies, child porn, foreign drug ads and sneaker ads, tells people to kill themselves and government should seize them and put them on psych pills in prison without a trial - decided by DNC democrats gov workers, promotes kangaroo courthouse trials, gives anti-religious rants, gives satanic ritual rants, posts black males with large dicks on white young females, portends white low birth rate and fall of USA whites, suggestive of food tampering/poisoning to solve the white problem, and anything possible to demoralize any americans on ffu - all of which are fake news he never responds to proofs it is fake. (perhaps g2 is a chinese prisoner or isis member - but definitely knowledgeable of fx co gov from the inside at times). The website operator has told him "not to post or return" (in an existing post by the sysop): not because of a political leaning but for continual illegal and gross spam along with messages that are only to demoralize if not kill others. G2 plays at financial terrorism as well; continually reporting fake and false financial data. G2 fakes emergency pleas to deaden the real response to any real one - like a devil. G2 continually spams FFU - which all users complain of: it is a real DoS attack - the attacks are not just topic bumps but designed to inject key words to kill ffu and google search results. G2 continually promotes drug use, alcoholic experimentation, and tries to convince members to meet hookers using photos from the 1990's (i doubt any that did are not arrested or dead). G2 continually posts racist posts and gay posts egging others to comment - then attacks who does - AND RECORDS IT (likely for political extortion). G2 and dems MONITOR AND RECORD* "conservatives who blast out these democrat lies and illegal abuse of telephone privilege (sometimes in a raw manner, being so jaded by the job)" (users who object to G2's actions listed so far). One ffu member discovered a south american country recording FFU databasing all posts in a non-chat database format - and when questioned - another member quickly said it was all coincidence and that this was done everywhere in the world on all sites: WHICH IS A LIE. Not all countries record the every word of what fairfaxians say on blogs. Extortion is also mentioned by G2. And the idea he's fishing for comments he can use against anyone who'd run for office is "just assume he's in that business" - and i've warned others that is what he fishes for - excuses to attack conservatives and or to extort them.

SOME POSTERS ON FFU FEEL G2 IS A JOKER: I ASSURE YOU THE ABOVE COMPLAINTS ARE GENUINELY A THREAT TO ONLOOKERS (THE UN-INTIATED), NON-DEMOCRATS, AND TO ANYONE STATING THAT LAWS SHOULD BE IMPOSED ON DEMOCRATS EQUALLY AS DEMOCRATS IMPOSE THEM ON OTHERS: MONEY

LEGAL NOTICE: DEMOCRATS HAVE `SWATTED' THE HOMES OF SOME FFU POSTS WHO REFUTE G2 AND CALL DEMS OUT ON THEFT AND LIES - AND EXPOSE THE LAWS THEY COULD BE PROSECUTED FOR BREACH OF TRUST. THAT'S A CONFIRMED WITNESSED FACT. IT IS NO JOKE WHAT G2 IS DOING. HIS CONTINUAL FISHING IS NOT IDLE - THEY ARE TRIGGERED AND ARMED. which i've warned others about since, about 2010 - that G2 is fishing for men to "erase" politically, by any means available to him


G2 has now been wimpering that anti-G2 posts are "unfair" and that users who protest G2 should be blocked, SWATTED (see above), and forced on medications (see above), and that "someone else is G2". However - do not let the vicious foreign attacker fool you into your death our out of your community: G2 has been active since exactly the beginning of 2017 "hillary has already won the election" set of lies and has only DOUBLED spam recently - yes the suicide taunting of others, false information, and all else listed above. He is not wimpering for help he has doubled the spam and vicious attacks (or they, communist/facist using federal money. I pinned him correctly when I began this warning post.

GO BACK TO HELL G2. YOU ARE EXPOSED.

DROP DEAD G2


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Re: Do you use bathroom wipes after you take a shit or just toilet paper?
Posted by: Bory ()
Date: July 12, 2020 05:44AM

Mr clean Wrote:
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> I use both

Same. Once you start you can't stop.

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Re: Do you use bathroom wipes after you take a shit or just toilet paper?
Posted by: .AARPer. ()
Date: July 12, 2020 06:09AM

Wipes here. Sometimes, often, Ill douse the wipe with alcohol for that ultra clean freshness.

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Re: Do you use bathroom wipes after you take a shit or just toilet paper?
Posted by: boiled onion ()
Date: July 12, 2020 06:36AM

I take a dump at the same time every morning. A quick wipe then I jump in the shower and powerwash the whole area with the shower massage set on pulsate. I love that clean feeling!

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Re: Do you use bathroom wipes after you take a shit or just toilet paper?
Posted by: Squeaky Clean ()
Date: July 12, 2020 07:57AM

Switch to a plant-based diet, take Metamucil every day and you won't even need TP -but one swipe with a Cottonelle keeps the pooper fresh.

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Re: Do you use bathroom wipes after you take a shit or just toilet paper?
Posted by: local muzzie ()
Date: July 12, 2020 08:08AM

bare left hand

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Re: Do you use bathroom wipes after you take a shit or just toilet paper?
Posted by: Caller of BS ()
Date: July 12, 2020 09:44AM

boiled onion Wrote:
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> I take a dump at the same time every morning. A
> quick wipe then I jump in the shower and powerwash
> the whole area with the shower massage set on
> pulsate. I love that clean feeling!


You pulsate your anus? Freak!

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Re: Do you use bathroom wipes after you take a shit or just toilet paper?
Posted by: sink user ()
Date: July 12, 2020 11:25AM

boiled onion Wrote:
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> I take a dump at the same time every morning. A
> quick wipe then I jump in the shower and powerwash
> the whole area with the shower massage set on
> pulsate. I love that clean feeling!

I take a shower after dumping whenever possible. My body has adjusted itself to know the appropriate time.

A handheld powerwasher does the job. It's important to clean all the crevasses of the starfish and the area just inside the sphincter. If no handheld shower washer is available, use a finger to rub the area and insert up to the first knuckle to clean "under the rim" of the sphincter.

If a poop is necessary at an inconvenient shower time, after wiping you can jump onto the sink or hang your rear end over the tub and wash the anal region under running water using a hand to rub vigorously.

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Re: Do you use bathroom wipes after you take a shit or just toilet paper?
Posted by: Rusty Craplace . ()
Date: July 12, 2020 11:38AM

sink user Wrote:
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> boiled onion Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > I take a dump at the same time every morning. A
> > quick wipe then I jump in the shower and
> powerwash
> > the whole area with the shower massage set on
> > pulsate. I love that clean feeling!
>
> I take a shower after dumping whenever possible.
> My body has adjusted itself to know the
> appropriate time.
>
> A handheld powerwasher does the job. It's
> important to clean all the crevasses of the
> starfish and the area just inside the sphincter.
> If no handheld shower washer is available, use a
> finger to rub the area and insert up to the first
> knuckle to clean "under the rim" of the
> sphincter.
>
> If a poop is necessary at an inconvenient shower
> time, after wiping you can jump onto the sink or
> hang your rear end over the tub and wash the anal
> region under running water using a hand to rub
> vigorously.


I often use the bathroom sink as a makeshift Sitz bath when I am not home. I'm used to the small-minded people staring at me in the men's room of McDonald's. What hurts is my niece hasn't invited me back to Thanksgiving since 2016. She won't give the reason but she wasn't happy about the white bath towel I used to dry myself and put back on the towel rack. Why do people discriminate against us?

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Re: Do you use bathroom wipes after you take a shit or just toilet paper?
Posted by: Chief Shitting Bull ()
Date: July 12, 2020 04:51PM

Rusty Craplace . Wrote:
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> sink user Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > boiled onion Wrote:
> >
> --------------------------------------------------
>
> > -----
> > > I take a dump at the same time every morning.
> A
> > > quick wipe then I jump in the shower and
> > powerwash
> > > the whole area with the shower massage set on
> > > pulsate. I love that clean feeling!
> >
> > I take a shower after dumping whenever possible.
>
> > My body has adjusted itself to know the
> > appropriate time.
> >
> > A handheld powerwasher does the job. It's
> > important to clean all the crevasses of the
> > starfish and the area just inside the sphincter.
>
> > If no handheld shower washer is available, use
> a
> > finger to rub the area and insert up to the
> first
> > knuckle to clean "under the rim" of the
> > sphincter.
> >
> > If a poop is necessary at an inconvenient
> shower
> > time, after wiping you can jump onto the sink
> or
> > hang your rear end over the tub and wash the
> anal
> > region under running water using a hand to rub
> > vigorously.
>
>
> I often use the bathroom sink as a makeshift Sitz
> bath when I am not home. I'm used to the
> small-minded people staring at me in the men's
> room of McDonald's. What hurts is my niece hasn't
> invited me back to Thanksgiving since 2016. She
> won't give the reason but she wasn't happy about
> the white bath towel I used to dry myself and put
> back on the towel rack. Why do people discriminate
> against us?

You should learn how to properly place the towel back on the towel rack. Toilet paper is too scratchy for me so I generally use the cloth handtowels when I am not at home

Try to put another towel over it so it isn't the first towel the next person will grab. Before that, make sure the stains are on the flip side of the rack. the soiled towel will not be discovered until later and shouldn't be traced back to you.

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Re: Do you use bathroom wipes after you take a shit or just toilet paper?
Posted by: H8ter 2 ()
Date: July 13, 2020 11:17AM

I like it much better when you lick the creamy brown gravy out of my dirty ass crack.

Know that.

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Re: Do you use bathroom wipes after you take a shit or just toilet paper?
Posted by: Bidet add on ()
Date: July 13, 2020 11:26AM

I bought one of those spray hose attachments that go to the water supply of the bowl. Easy install, a child could do it.

I give the brown eye a blast after the download, then just to dry I use about a quarter of the amount of TP I used to require. There isn't a trace of poop residue on the paper I dry with, I haven't seen a skidmark in a long time.

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Re: Do you use bathroom wipes after you take a shit or just toilet paper?
Posted by: I have a dog that likes da taste ()
Date: July 13, 2020 11:33AM

I sits there watching me, as I shit, and it licks its mouth with anticipation. I don't know why it likes it, but it feels good, so there's that!

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Re: Do you use bathroom wipes after you take a shit or just toilet paper?
Posted by: Peanut butter shits guy here ()
Date: July 13, 2020 01:26PM

I use Windex and Brawny paper towels after a blowout. Greek yogurt causes peanut butter shits that require hourly wiping as meltdown occurs.

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Re: Do you use bathroom wipes after you take a shit or just toilet paper?
Posted by: BEH ()
Date: July 13, 2020 01:52PM

When showering is not available, 3 wet paper towels, three dry ones, alternating wet to dry.

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Re: Do you use bathroom wipes after you take a shit or just toilet paper?
Posted by: You are a pathetic failure ()
Date: July 13, 2020 02:07PM

Chief Shitting Bull Wrote:
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> Rusty Craplace . Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > sink user Wrote:
> >
> --------------------------------------------------
>
> > -----
> > > boiled onion Wrote:
> > >
> >
> --------------------------------------------------
>
> >
> > > -----
> > > > I take a dump at the same time every
> morning.
> > A
> > > > quick wipe then I jump in the shower and
> > > powerwash
> > > > the whole area with the shower massage set
> on
> > > > pulsate. I love that clean feeling!
> > >
> > > I take a shower after dumping whenever
> possible.
> >
> > > My body has adjusted itself to know the
> > > appropriate time.
> > >
> > > A handheld powerwasher does the job. It's
> > > important to clean all the crevasses of the
> > > starfish and the area just inside the
> sphincter.
> >
> > > If no handheld shower washer is available,
> use
> > a
> > > finger to rub the area and insert up to the
> > first
> > > knuckle to clean "under the rim" of the
> > > sphincter.
> > >
> > > If a poop is necessary at an inconvenient
> > shower
> > > time, after wiping you can jump onto the sink
> > or
> > > hang your rear end over the tub and wash the
> > anal
> > > region under running water using a hand to
> rub
> > > vigorously.
> >
> >
> > I often use the bathroom sink as a makeshift
> Sitz
> > bath when I am not home. I'm used to the
> > small-minded people staring at me in the men's
> > room of McDonald's. What hurts is my niece
> hasn't
> > invited me back to Thanksgiving since 2016.
> She
> > won't give the reason but she wasn't happy
> about
> > the white bath towel I used to dry myself and
> put
> > back on the towel rack. Why do people
> discriminate
> > against us?
>
> You should learn how to properly place the towel
> back on the towel rack. Toilet paper is too
> scratchy for me so I generally use the cloth
> handtowels when I am not at home
>
> Try to put another towel over it so it isn't the
> first towel the next person will grab. Before
> that, make sure the stains are on the flip side of
> the rack. the soiled towel will not be discovered
> until later and shouldn't be traced back to you.

If the towel is dirty when you are drying off, your cleaning efforts were obviously inadequate. Ass-wiping is a basic adult skill, like using a knife and fork. Anyone who can't clean their own butthole may as well go back to wearing diapers.

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Re: Do you use bathroom wipes after you take a shit or just toilet paper?
Posted by: shitty thread ()
Date: July 14, 2020 08:47PM

this thread is shitty

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Re: Do you use bathroom wipes after you take a shit or just toilet paper?
Posted by: 7NDHJ ()
Date: July 14, 2020 09:17PM

You are a pathetic failure Wrote:
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Anyone who can't clean their own
> butthole may as well go back to wearing diapers.


Way ahead of ya!

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Re: Do you use bathroom wipes after you take a shit or just toilet paper?
Posted by: Gerry Sock Puppet ()
Date: July 14, 2020 11:22PM

I use my hand like all my third world refuge inbred family did back in our cave.

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Re: Do you use bathroom wipes after you take a shit or just toilet paper?
Posted by: Not surprising ()
Date: July 16, 2020 11:12AM

I have a dog that likes da taste Wrote:
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> I sits there watching me, as I shit, and it licks
> its mouth with anticipation. I don't know why it
> likes it, but it feels good, so there's that!

I certain parts of the world that's normal.

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Re: Do you use bathroom wipes after you take a shit or just toilet paper?
Posted by: faecal coliforms ()
Date: July 16, 2020 01:23PM

So after the dog licks off the shit, how do you clean off the shitty dog saliva? The dog has also been licking the butts of other dogs and third world curb-shitters, so your ass is now covered in a bacteria laden infectious layer of slime.

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