No way. We are already saturated with street lights. We could do with less speed bumps too. They are a nuisance to people actually going the speed limit and they cause people speeding to hit their targets airborne instead of ground level.
Forum: Chantilly

Tell him he needs to come out of the closet. Your closet and his latent homosexuality.
Forum: Off-Topic

Category 4 hurricane? What horse shit. A category 4 has sustained winds of 130 - 156 mph. The recent derecho's sustained winds maxed out at 92 mph, which on a hurricane scale makes it a Category 1, still, that storm was hardly a hurricane. It had lighting and thunder that Thor or Zeus would envy, but to call it hurricane, regardless of its wind speed, is a vast exaggeration.
Forum: Fairfax County General

What exactly happened to it? Is it under warranty?
Forum: Fairfax County General

Sounds like you could use a beer.
Forum: Fairfax County General

Ito Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > You can't. > > My advice to you if you love this person: swap out > the powder with Metamucil. I would if these supplements didn't already give him the shits.
Forum: Fairfax County General

My brother is big into weight lifting now. You know, gotta be the strongest in High School kinda thing. I'm glad he works out and he has made a lot of progress, but he uses these crazy ass supplements. The main ones he uses are Nutrex HemoRage, which sounds like hemorrhage, which is probably what he will get from it considering every ingredient is a stimulant you've never heard of, plus 100 mg of
Forum: Fairfax County General

The liberal or the conservative?
Forum: Off-Topic

On second thought, you could let the dog out of the yard, bring it to your house to cool it down and call the owners saying you found him and he was severely dehydrated.
Forum: Fairfax County General

Its refreshing to hear about someone on here doing something kind. If I were you, I would continue covertly giving the dog water, and carefully bring up the issue the next time you see your neighbor. "What kind of dog is that? AH, a winter dog. It must hate this heat wave, right? I here they get violent in 105 degree weather."
Forum: Fairfax County General

If they are both flaking out together, without you, perhaps they don't fancy you much.
Forum: Fairfax County General

obama is a liar Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > blurp the jerk Obama is a llama.
Forum: Off-Topic

The dead "Mitt Romney is out of touch" horse hasn't been beaten enough. http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=JvJPG6KURV8
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Good. I'm sick and tired of seeing only geriatrics and cops driving Crown Vics. Now I'll be able to tell the difference.
Forum: Fairfax County General

Emancipation Proclamation? I don't listen to hip hop.
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They do fly quite often, but I enjoy the sight actually. I saw one today, but it was no Chinook. Bigger actually.
Forum: Fairfax County General

Exactly.
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Damn bro, you can read minds over the internet? Mad skills. I take it you agree with my statements?
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Let me check my give-a-shits. Nope, all out.
Forum: Fairfax County General

All politicians are deceitful, manipulating blow-hards. Fuck Romney. Fuck Obama. Fuck Ron Paul. Why do we always settle for the lesser of two evils come election time? Why does one need vast amounts of money to win an election? Does money win the election? Politics in America is now divisive. Whether you are a liberal or conservative, the other side will call you un-American or unpatriotic.
Forum: Off-Topic

"How do all you recent grads feel about competing with even more young people - now "legalized" of sorts - by Obama?" I feel completely unaffected because those people, the "spics," to use a word more to your liking, don't have college degrees, at least not competitive degrees. I didn't get a degree to work menial labor, which is what a good majority of them will do. Besides, illegal immigrants
Forum: Off-Topic

Oops.
Forum: Fairfax County General

Yes, give them a tip for contributing to your future heart attack. Seriously, it is fast food. One guy takes out a tray of burgers, somebody puts it on a bun, and someone else gives it to you. Why would you tip the person that just hands you the food? It basically isn't even real food.
Forum: Fairfax County General

I salute the police. They put their lives on the line by getting fatter and fatter in the name of justice. Why, when I see 3 or 4 cop cars at the scene of a traffic violation stop, it just brings tears to my eyes. God bless America.
Forum: Fairfax County General

God bless. Amercia.
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Mr.Dink?
Forum: Centreville

DERP OBERMA DERP DERP. DERP DERP BIRTH CERTIFICATE. AMERIDERP.
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They're not jolly anymore because they realized they're fat.
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Shitt Romney.
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I never realized how many people were oblivious to drug use. Shit hasn't changed since the 60s.
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