Re: Mitt Romney's Mind is Blown by WaWa
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NOVA_Native
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Date: June 19, 2012 09:38PM
Conservatives are such a hoot! You're shocked! and outraged! at the bias in the "liberal media". I know the slant that MSNBC puts on the news they present, just like I know the slant that Fox has. "Media" has been biased since before the invention of movable type. If you're unaware of this, you are naive at best, and stupid at worst. You should find more constructive uses of your time than rekindling over and over your anger at the "libtard lamestream media". Actually no, keep at it. It makes us howl with laughter. It never gets old, kind of like "the three stooges".
You live in a marvelous age with many, many options. Googling "make a cheese sandwich" returns 29 million hits! If you don't like MSNBC, get up off your obese, white, republican ass and change the channel. Or better yet, watch the tutorials on channel one (many times) and master that thar newfangled remote thing. The sublime beauty of having your own biases re-confirmed as truth are only a few clicks on Fox where "we report and you decide". And don't worry, whenever you just need to get your blood aboilin', watch "Hannity and Combs" (or whatever it is called) where the resident liberal is paid by Murdoch to say "stupid things that make real Americans mad". Cries all the way to the bank, Mr. Combs does, for always being proven wrong.
Before you go...could you tell us all where in the world Mittens got the idea that 1) the Postal Service is "the federal government" "without competition"; and 2) there is a 33 page USPS form for address changes? Since that paragon of liberalism, Richard Nixon, revamped the USPS in 1970 into a non-cabinet level quasi-governmental agency that is required to act like a business (if Congress would stop mucking with it), it's supposed to make a profit. It also has competitors that it must hustle against for business. Competitors like, oh, UPS, FedEx, and that pesky little phenomenon called "email". And, the last time I changed my address, I did it on a 3 x 5 postcard from the local post office: "old address", "new address", "starting when", not too hard. Of course, that was a decade ago. Now, its done online (online, as in the Internet, as in originally paid for by the Defense Advanced Research Projects Agency, an agency of the United States Federal Government). If Mitt's mythical Optometrist can't complete an online form, he should have his license revoked.
But Mr. Romney can't be expected to know these things, he has "people" to handle that, right? The truth is, Romney is nothing but a pandering liar, which, apparently, is a commandment that didn't carry over to his copy of the Book of Mormon.