I do, but I never listen
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Exactly what was her vulva doing so close to your orbital cavity in the first place? I would hope that incest is illegal in Virginia?
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Maybe the Redskins will draft Satan next year as a Field Goal Kicker?
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The Lamb Center sounds like a really facsinating place, with a variety of interesting people . But I have questions: 1. Does The Lamb Center offer overnight facilities? 2. Are meals served? Hows the food? 3. Could I drop in for a visit? Is there an observation area? 4. Are mental health services available? Thank You
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Another empty Sombrero
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I'd answer the question, but I doubt if you're for real.
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The problem with the KKK is they always target the wrong people. Instead of blowing up meeting places for negro terrorists , they bomb little girls in churches. Instead of lynching vicous jigaboo gang members , they hang farmers and working class darkies. When the Black Panthers were around, the Klan avoided them like the plauge. You never hear of Klan attacks on Crips or Bloods. Apparently, t
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I vote for more coyotes and less Yuppies and illegal aliens
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Who says romance is dead?
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JBalo don't lose that number...
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I'd bang Snookie, but I'd also want to remove her vocal cords.
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IF they don't stink, I don't mind a bit of blubber.
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Looks like things are returning to abnormal?
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The corn thing can be baffling. I've seen kernels expelled a week after inital digestion. I do believe they can get stuck in there, but thank God for pyslium powder. Once a week a big dose sweeps my bowels clean . It's sometimes horrifing to see the sludge and other articles that gets eliminated.
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eddy munster Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > I was told I must have a BMW if I am single. If > married with kids I must have a super size SUV > with a OBX sticker and those stickers of stick > people showing how many kids and animals we have. > I must also bore the living piss out of my co > workers with the exploits of my kids soccer team > o
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Mr. Misery Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > I'm hurting myself with the juice. I can't > help it, taste so good but it just ends up hurting > me.......I always come back to it. I let it hurt > me......I need to get out of this abusive > relationship with orange juice I have Leave it and return to prune juice. Prune juice will NEVER hurt you.
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Notice how all the dead people failed to respond?
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The Japs haven't been the same since the A bombs in '45.
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She'll only kill to save her social life. The dog may be safe.
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It's not you...it's me.
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Lance Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > So Addictive Lounge downtown Herndon Well, they ARE smoking cylinder shaped objects there, but it ain't tobacco.
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I am saddened to realize that these are not postings from true homeless mentally impared people.
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I tried to eat a duck, but she wouldn't keep her legs spread.
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Anybody willing. Lips are lips.
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Sherif sells drugs AND has a sister? I need a friend like that.
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eating sometimes Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > Santini's and Jerry's both have New York pizza. LOL ..not really How come in NY no one advertises "Fairfax County Style Pizza"?
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I just hope you get blowed by the third date.
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More of a emphisis on the cheese (REAL Mozzerella) and (fresh)tomato sauce in NY . Around here, a pizza is considered great according to the toppings
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I saw one today on Blake Lane, small and young but otherwise healthy looking. I hope it avoids the heros that can't wait to kill something.
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Would requesting that someone shove their moral compass be considered a sign of the loss of moral compass?
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