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Requirement to reside in Fairfax
Posted by: eddy munster ()
Date: January 04, 2012 04:03PM

I was told I must have a BMW if I am single. If married with kids I must have a super size SUV with a OBX sticker and those stickers of stick people showing how many kids and animals we have. I must also bore the living piss out of my co workers with the exploits of my kids soccer team or GPA.

Is this true?

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Re: Requirement to reside in Fairfax
Posted by: More Complete ()
Date: January 04, 2012 05:00PM

Fairfax County or Fairfax City? Be more specific!

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Re: Requirement to reside in Fairfax
Posted by: Fairfax County Citizen ()
Date: January 04, 2012 05:13PM

eddy munster Wrote:
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> I was told I must have a BMW if I am single. If
> married with kids I must have a super size SUV
> with a OBX sticker and those stickers of stick
> people showing how many kids and animals we have.
> I must also bore the living piss out of my co
> workers with the exploits of my kids soccer team
> or GPA.
>
> Is this true?

This is absolutely true. It's in the Fairfax County Citizen's Handbook that you were issued when you first moved here.

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Re: Requirement to reside in Fairfax
Posted by: Yeah Buddy ()
Date: January 04, 2012 05:28PM

everyone should own a Beemper

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Re: Requirement to reside in Fairfax
Posted by: Yellow Man ()
Date: January 04, 2012 05:37PM

Re: Requirement to reside in Fairfax
Posted by: Eli Khalife ()
Date: January 04, 2012 05:17PM



Whooa... Who got the keys to my bimmer??


Re: Requirement to reside in Fairfax
Posted by: Kittie ()
Date: January 04, 2012 05:19PM

sim simmma.............pass me da keys to my truck




FYI it's "sim simma...who got the keys to my bimmer..."


"in a rush....pass me the keys to the truck..."

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Re: Requirement to reside in Fairfax
Posted by: Kittie ()
Date: January 04, 2012 05:38PM

Yellow Man Wrote:
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> Re: Requirement to reside in Fairfax
> Posted by: Eli Khalife ()
> Date: January 04, 2012 05:17PM
>
>
>
> Whooa... Who got the keys to my bimmer??
>
>
> Re: Requirement to reside in Fairfax
> Posted by: Kittie ()
> Date: January 04, 2012 05:19PM
>
> sim simmma.............pass me da keys to my
> truck
>
>
>
>
> FYI it's "sim simma...who got the keys to my
> bimmer..."
>
>
> "in a rush....pass me the keys to the truck..."


thanks Beenie

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Re: Requirement to reside in Fairfax
Posted by: Yellow Man ()
Date: January 04, 2012 05:41PM

No prob

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Re: Requirement to reside in Fairfax
Posted by: Rex ()
Date: January 05, 2012 05:16AM

www.obxstore.com

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Re: Requirement to reside in Fairfax
Posted by: BEH ()
Date: January 05, 2012 03:04PM

eddy munster Wrote:
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> I was told I must have a BMW if I am single. If
> married with kids I must have a super size SUV
> with a OBX sticker and those stickers of stick
> people showing how many kids and animals we have.
> I must also bore the living piss out of my co
> workers with the exploits of my kids soccer team
> or GPA.
>
> Is this true?

It's true, but you've left out a few other requirements, such as:
The Mandatory Designer Baseball Cap and
Kakhi shorts and open toed leather sandals

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Re: Requirement to reside in Fairfax
Posted by: New requirement ()
Date: January 06, 2012 02:47PM

You must be in the military, build some ridiculous treehouse without a permit, and then complain to the media that the county wants you to tear it down.

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Re: Requirement to reside in Fairfax
Posted by: Vexxxed ()
Date: January 06, 2012 03:21PM

Fairfax County Citizen Wrote:
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> This is absolutely true. It's in the Fairfax
> County Citizen's Handbook that you were issued
> when you first moved here.


And please feel free to take it with you when you leave.

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