I'd probably of all places, there being one of them, be careful whom you refer to as a bananaface or bat shit crazy. Just a good idea Bleh, as these areas are full of them, but it might be wise to keep that to yourself.
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Does this have anything to do with the Hooters incident involving a BMW a few weeks back by any chance?
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Anyone snap a picture of the Weasel coming out of here. Oh, that's right, he'd be turned away by a $2 hooker.
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:). Yeah, others are now seeing it, and Bleh or BlEhS signature phrase, has now become closer to being part of our common lexicon. And that alone is "bEaUtIFuL". I'm planning on calling someone a bananaface soon enough. Props on a beautiful sign. May Fairfax consider Bleh's "truth in advertising", be a reason to change it to this.
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Howling with laughter!!!! Thank you Northman!!!! This is great!!!!!!!
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Its full of snakes and bananafaces.
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Gerry C Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > "28. The area is laden with illegals, who are > leaching off the welfare" > > Hey they are just here for a better life which > they have found, only catch is you are paying for > it. Its so great having these cockroaches suck off of our hard work, thus leaving us in shittier conditions than ever before.
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That's because money speaks, and Fairfax's Good old Boy network, such as Gerry Connolly, or the Bulova Dynasty, and others, keep it down. Look at how certain boards are separated. Think it would lead to no corruption? Nope, but it does lead to more confusion and less questions, which is exactly what those in power want folks to think. This area is just as corrupt as the others, just better at k
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I just feel sorry for the drivers of the train that have to deal with this version of angry birds on quite a regular basis. For them, it really sucks, and it is selfish of the person jumping in front of a chain. Go to a high building or something.
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Auld Shebeen. Good food and beer. Full recommend.
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tiRed oF sNAKes aNd bANaNA faCeS iN FaIrfaX tHeRe aRe sO maNy Yes Bleh, there are many of these, at least banana faces in FFX. Its an unfortunate part of living here, that there is just such a preponderance of them. I wish we could live in a world without banana faces, but I'm afraid in Fairfax, and beyond its county line, there are still banana faces. Probably less, but nonetheless, banana fa
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Fu Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > NRA 75 Wrote: > -------------------------------------------------- > ----- > > I wonder how many illegals can sit on the roofs > of > > these things? > > > There is no limit. Certainly from El Salvador or Guatemala, gotta say this a major bang for the buck, with regards towards passengers held
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bother me no more Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > 25. Roads are of the same quality as those found > in Latin American countries Well isn't NOVA latin America anyhow?
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I wonder how many illegals can sit on the roofs of these things?
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manassasupdate Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > Update. He has returned. Drunk and swearing in > public. Side note. How can you have freedom of > speech yet still get arrested for swearing in > public? Probably because in addition to being drunk, he "acted a fool." Those charges are often thrown out in court, with the exception of the DIP/Drunk drivi
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17. Is represented by the Weasel, a tool who shows no interest in his district 18. Is full of banana faces 19. Has a lot of hot chicks, who seem to abhor dicks. Too snobby. 20. Has a lot of people who think they are important 21. Traffic sucks even more than worst in the country, international scale 22. Smart Cars and Hybrids here are every fucking where 23. Organic Resuable Food Bags are in vogu
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waNt tO caLl geSts miSter aNd miSsuS baNaNa faCE Fucking hilarious.
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Shit he's in Manassas. He's probably not around anymore. Their rough "Rock-Alcatraz" approach, I give him a 20% chance of survival in such conditions. Dysentery must be considered too, due to the health regs there. Good luck.
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Thank Mrs. Bulova and her cronies. They are all responsible, which is why everyone voting them out, will be the fuck you that they all so richly deserve.
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Gang members are 10 to 1 likely to vote for Gerry Connolly over any group of potential voters
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@Meh LOL. "Fifty Shades of Bleh". Chapter 1 Snakes, Chapter 2 Riding in Snakes, Chapter 3 Finn Double Dipper, Chapter 4 Rude Vending Machines.
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@Northman, thank you. I have to keep almost stubbing my toes with a tack, to keep laughing so hard. Especially at work, its killing me reading these posts. In a good way of course, but some of the funniest shit, between Bleh, and BEH's most recent comment, I just couldn't contain it. Bleh, so glad to hear that Mr Johnson is HaNdling BanaNa faceS sO WeLL. Apparently Fairfax is the land of entitle
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I'm not to sure about the originial post, because I just have a feeling this is going to blow over, and by November will be completely forgotten about. It will give the media something for this week, but next week it'll be yesterdays news.
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BEH Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > I can just see the sign on Lee Highway now... > "Welcome to Fairfax, Land of Snakes and Banana > Faces" Howling with laughter. If someone has the ability to photoshop this sign with this message, I'd be greatly appreciative.
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Wow Bleh. You continue to amaze. Your never give up attitude, and snake warnings are always appreciated, but I wish I had your courage. Just back in town I have missed many of your writings, but due to now being in the "Land of Snakes" I shall pay attention to your warnings, and congrats on the new job. You are doing great Bleh.
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Coyote? Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > Sitting in stopped traffic on Lee Highway close to > Clifton Rd/Stringfellow around 5 pm today, I was > looking down the power line trail and saw what I > think may have been a coyote. Headed down the path > towards the house development off of Stringfellow. > A far distance, but there's something unmistaka
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Got my .270 ready. Won't be much left, no pelt, but these are vermin. Take em!
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I agree with Bananaface Bleh. These points are so true that Bananaface, was kind enough to point out. Bleh, you are a hero. I think Fairfax should offer you some sort of medal for distinct bravery. To think I complain about such trivial matters, when you contend with snakes and double dipping motherfuckers on a daily basis. You are the man.
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Arlene Doyle Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > and I always thought our constitution was written > and spoken in english only,any foreign language > taught in our school system should be paid for by > the child`s parents.these kids today can`t even > speak or right the correct english language. Its written in English, of course. While the U.S. Congr
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All people who speak Arabic aren't terrorists. However, doesn't it make sense to have folks, understand it, if takfiri's, those are the shitheads in Al Qaeda, are communicating? Military intel perhaps?
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