Your mom's basement?
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Bring Roy Rogers at least to the western end of Fairfax. Or in a perfect world, fucking Crystal Burgers. Yeah they kick White Castle's ass, and need to move up to FFX.
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@Banana Face, I think with all of the kindness and warnings that Bleh has been accurate thus far, his predictions are better than the likes of Doug Hill and Bob Ryan. Give our not so bat shit crazy friend another chance. LOL.
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They can't drive! Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > Do you think they can even see to vote? Hell I > tried to kills these assholes in 1969. > > Please. Okay, they can't drive. On that note, GOP please have volunteers ready to help folks get to the polls, mmmmkay? :)
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Eye patches or a fucked up hand, are guaranteed ways to get employed by Walmart.
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BLEH9 Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > BLEH iN olD toWn FaIrfaX peOplEs ceLebRate snAkes > wOmeN iN snaKes meN weAr sNakE haTs taKe sIgnS > wIth caT heAds waLk aRouND sinGinG haPpy sonGs > bATShiT crAzy baNana fACes aRe prOof FaIrfax iS > lanD oF SNAKeS aNd,thEY dO noT cARe,baTShiT crAzy I agree Bleh. People of Fairfax are entitled. Whether its sna
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Jin Lee Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > Most first generation Asian Americans vote > Republican. They have already lived under > communism and dont want to return to it. That actually is true. As is from other oppressive regimes around the world.
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Why on earth are you noticing what doesn't matter? Personally I just focus on tits.
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I couldn't resist the last time, having an under the pants wallet for traveling abroad. Wish it was traveling on a broad. Anyhow, they told me "you have something under your pants, and for security reasons we have to check it." It was an honor to draw my pants right there in the line. On purpose, with my no joke, action figure boxer shorts underneath. Give the other passengers a laugh, and the u
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Recoil, POTUS authorized the operation to kill Bin Laden. As any American President would do, I thank him for doing this. It was the proper move, although you seem to forget that he has been silent on other matters of national security, or acted on his own. Some of these have very questionable Constitutional bearings, such as the Libya activities along with going after Dickhead Kony in Africa. W
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Something like this? I'm not too sure about the wisdom of this snake being around this child's neck.
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I'm guessing Ivanhoe area.
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GarbleDeeGook Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > I thought Brian Moron was Jim Moron's brother for > some reason. They are.
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Yep the Navy Team Seal 6 and military brass, along with the CIA, deserve kudos for Osama being fish food. President for authorizing it. Duh, what choice did he have? None.
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Hi Scott. How you been?
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Apparently Fuckhead thinks he "is the Joker." I'd love to show him the pencil trick, then pull out every finger nail out of his body in public. Piece of shit.
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play it safe Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > I am not going, I will stay home tonight. Perhaps > a nice quiet walk around the neighborhood where I > will be run over by a drunk mexican in a 1988 > Toyota pickup Much more likely of an occurence. Although consider Celica's and Corollas also in this.
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It isn't any surprise, as Tim Kaine wasn't the best Governor, and spent a lot of time as Obama's #1 man. He will be just like Mark Warner, who was more moderate/conservative as VA Governor, and then in Washington, well he's been nothing but a leftie. Amazing how that works.
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This shit happens everywhere. Why would that hold me back or anyone for that matter? I just want Holmes hung by his toenails in public
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BEH Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > I'm surprised at this. Jesus is a major > stockholder in Chick-fil-a, and I would not have > thought he'd let this happen. LMFAO!!!!!!!
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BEH, great observation of Bleh's brilliance. Especially the last part. Fairfax is full of snakes, and a lot of batshit crazy banana faces. Damn I never thought I could type that sort of terminology. What do you think of this Bleh? I'm willing to pay higher taxes for these signs, due to their overpopulation in Fairfax.
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Amy gotten eaten by a snake? And it seems you've had a shitty day Bleh. On the bright side, I'm laughing with you, not at you. Now wondering if Fuddruckers has snake burgers, like they offer in Ostrich and Elk.
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They are so typical of the high advertising, big time marketing ploys. I couldn't believe what they wanted to charge, and found a small family business to clean my Oriental carpet for 60% less. Fuck Joe Hadeed.
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I appreciate the heads up, but the Health Department are the Soup Nazi's who can take control of such matters.
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The health department would have been the right spot. If they can't help, perhaps Bleh can help you get rid of these vermin. I don't really like snakes, but Bleh knows where they are apparently, and might be the best way of getting rid of mice, rats, and other even more hideous creatures.
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All hail Flem, props for the gross out again. I just love the armpit licking thing. That'll take care of any hard on, no need to think about baseball LOL
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This is about evil. Point blank. The gun was the device used, yes. But the problem is the person behind the firearm in question. And that is John Holmes. Get the fucking rope.
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Oh I think I've just been horrified, which is a major accomplishment. Props Flem!
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My question appears to be answered. Is this where Bleh graduated or went to? Any one mumbling about snakes?
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