When you have a government authorized monopoly, what do you expect? This is the answer.
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Sorry Bleh for such a bad day, but please keep your head up. I depend on you to get through this banana faced world, and so do others.
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Hi Cato, No I'm not Dave, sorry. I've met him once. As for the assaults, if that is the case, I can't prove it. Do assaults/batteries occur from Lamb Center patrons or other people? Of course. I've seen a fight nearby. Does it mean it should shut down? Well, I've seen more fights around the bowling alley, or even the ice rink. Don't you think that we are all, never too late for redemption?
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Nice try, but Tim Kaine will not be endorsing Chris Perkins, a retired Green Beret Colonel who understands Fairfax a lot better than his opponent, a career politician with zero results for our district.
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Does this change anything on the pastries or coffee prices in the area?
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Wow, Bleh is making more sense than any of you fools.
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@BEH or Northman, alright, on an unrelated note, I forgot which one of you posted about Meade Skelton's "Talking in Circles," but I want to thank you for making me laugh/sick at the same time. The worst song ever, and it should be played at Guantanamo Bay every single day. Props Banana Face, I can't keep up with the amount of folks Bleh brings up. Well except the snakes, that appear to be in eve
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With his well coiffed hair, cuff links, and those silver sides, he was no doubt a hit with our friends across the pond. He probably knows how to hold the fork, per the queens way at Fuckingham Palace
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Oh that is one creepy mugshot.
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Wow, this has just morphed into a level of stupidity that I didn't think could exist. Yet it does. Like I said, per the original topic, pussy is pussy, who gives a fuck? I will bang chicks of every background, and I'm a white guy, and seriously think people who are so bigoted, need to grow a pair.
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By having 10 guys fuck you at once.
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Great, so how long until the rambling nutjob brings it up. It wasn't Bill this time dude.
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Northman-I think Bleh said something about coming back tomorrow. Damn, for such a great guy, who has inspired us all, with his wit and telling it like it is, I do wish he could take some typing classes. Bleh, there are a lot of banana faces, no doubt. They are probably more of them on golf courses, than anywhere else I can think of in Fairfax. Enjoy some "calm time," and like Happy Gilmore did,
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A gun is a gun is a gun.
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Wow this is is so 1853. I'm a white dude, who loves pussy of all colors. Just no throwing a hotdog down the hallway in that regard, and its all good.
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What kind of bs? Never mind.
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Bleh gets my pick. Seems more reasonable than both of em.
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Thanks for all the replies on Wolfman Jack. A legend. Missed, but fun as shit from back in the day.
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No more fucking Walgreen's!!!!!!!!
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Wow. I sit back in amazement. Agreed Northman and Bananaface. Speaking of which, you should register on here. That's a cool name, and due to the great influence of Bleh, and the abundance of Banana Faces in Virginia(High concentration in Fairfax), I think it would be a great way to honor Bleh, who has inspired us. I am inspired. After a day that wasn't entirely pleasant, I can go to bed tonight,
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What amazes me is the focus on that word. Okay, great, not a good moment. Yet, when it comes to government, do you want less or more? If you want more, vote for Kaine.
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FD11 Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > You don't fish in the Potomac to eat the fish. > You fish in the Potomac for the sport of fishing. > You'd be crazy to eat the fish from here. I'm 35 > and I've been fishing the DC area since I was 12. > I would only eat fish from the Potomac was a very > - very - last resort. Tis a shame. Those Virginia
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Wolfman Jack, was he on 100.3, or was that another station from back in the day? I know, stretchingggggggggggggggg here folks.
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Probably the snakes that Bleh deals with, overpopulated the buffet warming lamps as some sort of breeding ground, and the result is what we all have to contend with in Fairfax.
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Unless you got satellite or Pandora nope. This area sucks.
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Party of jackasses
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Bleh, forgive me for spitting up water all over myself. I'm trying not to be a banana face, but your lessons are funny, but at the same time, have significance for all of us in Fairfax. There are a lot of women in Fairfax with heads spinning. Find a hot one without this. That has gotta be irritating. Also, I concur with you, Noodles and Company is not the best place to eat. While I did not see a
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Find Chris Core and kick his ass, that whore of advertising.
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Wow, looks like I walked in the wrong room to bring in an American and Confederate flag while smoking a cigar. WTF?
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Only problem with the Potomac is eating "that." Great fishing places, but mass bass having babies, um, I don't want to lose a nut.
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