I work at night and get off in the morning.
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Mandy's All Day Laborer Gangbang
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Can I be the pizza guy who walks in on the guy doing the chick?
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After the 6:15 Mass this morning a bunch of medics went into the staging area under the organs and only the priest was back there at the time. Anybody heard anything? The guy was coughing a bit and looked a little messed up during Mass.
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She should have waited until that new Kel Tec 14 shell shotgun came out.
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We won't let a handicapped kid have a helper pet, but we'll let every illegal send their kids to our schools and get free lunches because its not a poor person's job to feed their family.
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Thats only $150 more than an unmodified Saiga 12.
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Annandale has two new Dollar Trees and both are pretty big so they probably have a decent selection. I walked by the window and they sell some name brand candy and chips, not that Wise shit.
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If you're 5-10 minutes early the bus isn't going to be there. I went to a private high school and was the first stop on the route and it always shows up at the same time so it doesn't end up getting to a stop early and having to wait around for the kids to show up before it can depart. When I missed the bus in high school, my parents had to drive me from Annandale all the way out to Lee Highway i
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EB is the biggest moron for thinking that Bangbus and Backroom Casting Couch are real and unscripted.
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These scammers always used to call me saying they worked for police and firefighters agencies and needed money. When I asked them to mail me some literature on their organization, they'd always hang up the phone and now they don't call at all.
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When in doubt, go with AIDS.
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Rex Grossman/Colt Brennan platoon.
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Damn Mexicants wrecking valuable American cars.
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Those swords have to be the biggest waste of money. You can't take them out in public, and you look like some Lord of the Rings dork if you collect them.
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What person above the age of 10 would be impressed by a new baseball hat?
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"So i am pregant and i need to get an aborstion where can i get it done the cheapest? in ffx" Judging by your ability to type, an abortion saves this planet from one more dipshit. Plus its always a good bet that when searching for a medical procedure, your main search criteria is the place with the lowest price.
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Is he that guy who sells white trash "collectors" knives by the box? Some guy was selling a 144 piece collection, like people need 144 knives at once.
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Thats a face and a body that only a black man could love.
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Make them fight for food.
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What is it with the blacks and their refusal to take the stickers off of their baseball caps?
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Probably another lazyass Communications major aka "its like a business degree but with an easier math requirement!"
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It beats the countless Arabs that they import. I doubt these kids will demand foot washing stations in all the bathrooms along with a segregated prayer area.
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First off as a GMU student I can state for a fact that the campus sells the hanging parking passes which they require to be hung from the rearview mirror. Where else can you put it where the parking people can see it? You can't sell something and demand that it be a certain place on your car then say it can't be there. A person's options can't be get a ticket for no tag where one is required or a
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Costco for the $1.50 hotdog and soda combo.
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In my car behind Jaxx in Springfield.
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South Harmon Institute of Technology is where its at.
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She's like a non-Jewish Natalie Portman.
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At least its close to a McDonald's, Wendy's, Taco Bell/KFC, and a 7-11.
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Funny clip involving colorful language: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IcwWzFgQpVc
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