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WHAT THE HELL IS UP WITH BOX PEOPLE
Posted by: JJJJJJJJJJJJ ()
Date: January 03, 2011 05:00PM

Hey guys,

I'm having this issue about people putting up boxes in my backyard and living there... I always tell them to leave and throw away their homes but they keep coming back... Should I just treat the soil with cow manure and home they never come back or should I call somebody?porn I don't want these guys to go to jail but I hate box people. They smell. They leave a mess. They always take a shit in the fish pond... IVE SEEN IT... What the FUCK? Who can I call? Im still human and understand but this is getting out of hand.

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Re: WHAT THE HELL IS UP WITH BOX PEOPLE
Posted by: Johnny Walker ()
Date: January 03, 2011 05:02PM

Hey now let's not bring porn into this.

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Re: WHAT THE HELL IS UP WITH BOX PEOPLE
Posted by: Inn The Know ()
Date: January 03, 2011 05:17PM

Head to a sporting goods store and pick up a bow and arrows. Stand on your back deck or patio and take target practice by shooting at the box. I'm sure this will resolve your issue ASAP.

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Re: WHAT THE HELL IS UP WITH BOX PEOPLE
Posted by: monte burns ()
Date: January 03, 2011 05:49PM

smithers ,release the hounds.

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Re: WHAT THE HELL IS UP WITH BOX PEOPLE
Posted by: BrandonVA ()
Date: January 03, 2011 06:09PM

Make them fight for food.

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Re: WHAT THE HELL IS UP WITH BOX PEOPLE
Posted by: Warhawk ()
Date: January 03, 2011 06:31PM

Fire is your friend.

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Re: WHAT THE HELL IS UP WITH BOX PEOPLE
Posted by: 6X ()
Date: January 03, 2011 08:42PM

That looks like eesh. Do you have Wi-Fi?
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Re: WHAT THE HELL IS UP WITH BOX PEOPLE
Posted by: ThePackLeader ()
Date: January 03, 2011 09:59PM

Wait until we have another blizzard.

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Re: WHAT THE HELL IS UP WITH BOX PEOPLE
Posted by: tomahawk ()
Date: January 03, 2011 10:20PM

Step 1: Buy duct tape

figure out the rest

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Re: WHAT THE HELL IS UP WITH BOX PEOPLE
Posted by: Harry Tuttle ()
Date: January 03, 2011 10:31PM

Have timed sprinklers?

Signatures are for fags

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Re: WHAT THE HELL IS UP WITH BOX PEOPLE
Posted by: ITRADE ()
Date: January 03, 2011 10:33PM

I'd live in one if it had a Hot Chicks Room.

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Re: WHAT THE HELL IS UP WITH BOX PEOPLE
Posted by: *Control Center* ()
Date: January 04, 2011 12:41AM

Motion/heat detecting-self aiming machine guns should do the trick.

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Re: WHAT THE HELL IS UP WITH BOX PEOPLE
Posted by: Jenga Hero ()
Date: January 04, 2011 02:15AM

*Control Center* Wrote:

A hammer in motion

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Aimed at a baby's skull

> Motion/heat detecting-self aiming machine guns

Should do the trick...

> should do the trick.

Bring to a boil for a tasty broth....

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Re: WHAT THE HELL IS UP WITH BOX PEOPLE
Posted by: UBer ()
Date: January 04, 2011 02:09PM

I should buy some landmines.

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Re: WHAT THE HELL IS UP WITH BOX PEOPLE
Posted by: Wahhh ()
Date: January 04, 2011 02:14PM

Get a cardboard baler.

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