dear officer mc douche bag, your post was not only unfunny it shows how much you know about the law. it in NOT illegal to have smoked marijuana or to be high. however you cant drive under the influence(unless you dont admit to being high) or have anything in your possecion. they cant search you without your consent unless they have probable cause(seeing it or smelling it). and if you dont consent
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im sorry i cant read french. what is that a barbie doll? no genitals at all...thats just weird
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what concerns me more is the dude on the right. look at how he is just staring at the chief. i think he has a bonner. i think he is just contiplating how he could f him in the a
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it aint my pubes that need a sledge hammer. im as clean as a school girl... well except for the rash and possibly having the clap but other than that
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dont forget the lower your income the more likely to commit suicide. so therefore democrats are more likely to take the leap.
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hey now, she may be 3/4 wookie but she is not a bitch.
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"heterosexual" isn't the word, i think you were looking for "pedophile"
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Herzschlag Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > At least I don't have the hairy wife!
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why yes i did. i found out later that it was an allergic reaction to shell fish. maybe my wife does have crabs.
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thats my wife you're talking about. she has NEVER had crabs, just the clap
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good thing they didnt put water on him that was like a grease fire. he got burnt so bad it scared him white.
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whatever you have to tell yourself to sleep at night. its ok you're gay just keep it to yourself
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i dont really mind the pubes on her. its when they get in the soap and startle my children, thats what bothers me.
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Herzschlag Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > That shit is about as fucking gay and lame as the > OP. and yet you watched it, thats guilt by association. i just looked at the frozen picture and i knew i didnt want to watch it.
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maybe she has just a little too much hair down there.
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i am very tired of finding my wife's pubes in the bar of soap. she just leaves them there for the kids to find. one day my son came screaming to me and said "daddy what is this?" i didnt want to tell him that they came from his mom's pussy. so i said they were from my beard. i feel bad lying to the little guy. it is just inconsiderate for her to leave them. how should i confront her?
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i didnt understand a single word but something makes me want their product. maybe the american advertisements should take some notes
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a little bumpage action
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HA HA HA HA NOW...
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well sarah palin doesn't give a fuck, cause she is getting drilled in alaska. edit by Cary: porn removed
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well sir your friends are retarded as well. if they offered 50 ducks a gram they clearly dont smoke on the regular, you should have exploited them. even if it's that medi bud they charge 45 an 1/8. i still felt jipped even though i lost all forms of reality. but hey whats done is done you live and learn. maybe you should stay away from concerts. oh by the way hash is around 20 ducks a gram. you c
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man i would never pay 8-0 bucks for an 1/8 no matter how good it is. i smoked some shit that seriously made me retarded. i forgot how to speak english. i never fully recovered. i only paid 60 for an 1/8. even though you paid concert price you still got jipped.
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i piss on your pathetic little cats. by the way i bet you have over 50 different cat pictures saved on your computer. thats just a little too much.
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those are some ZILF's if i've ever seen one. id still do 'em even if their vaginas are a little decayed. except the one on the left her nose is a little too big for my liking
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let me be clear for you i meant to say "." like period, PMS, aunt flow, the curse, monthly gift, on the rag, chinese hot sauce. just a few off the top of my head
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was that jay leno in the "i kick ass for the lord" clip? he's got the chin and everything.
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§... Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > LOLcat Wrote: > -------------------------------------------------- > ----- > > . > > > That's not what your mom said last night! you fucked his mom while she had her . i guess you like 'em saucy
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wow i guess it helps to read. the baby fucking lived? and how could she have not known she was pregnant? she must have thought she was constipated for 9 months and dropped that lunker were she thought appropriate. there are some crazy mother fucks in this world.
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wow that looks just like me
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