i am very tired of finding my wife's pubes in the bar of soap. she just leaves them there for the kids to find. one day my son came screaming to me and said "daddy what is this?" i didnt want to tell him that they came from his mom's pussy. so i said they were from my beard. i feel bad lying to the little guy. it is just inconsiderate for her to leave them. how should i confront her?

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> how should i confront her?

With the back of your hand.

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maybe she has just a little too much hair down there.
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Shave her pussy if she is too lazy to do it herself. Make sure you use a sensitive skin lotion or her twat is going to break out like a 13 year old's zit face.


While you're at it, go on and shave her buttcrack, nothing ruins shoving your cock in a woman's ass like feeling her ass hairs.

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> maybe she has just a little too much hair down
> there.

There's no such thing as too much.

i dont really mind the pubes on her. its when they get in the soap and startle my children, thats what bothers me.

Hairy vagina = Crabs

thats my wife you're talking about. she has NEVER had crabs, just the clap

Didn't you have some rash a couple of weeks ago? You have one nasty family.

why yes i did. i found out later that it was an allergic reaction to shell fish. maybe my wife does have crabs.

Tell that wookie bitch to use a washcloth... Fucking white people...

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hey now, she may be 3/4 wookie but she is not a bitch.



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it aint my pubes that need a sledge hammer. im as clean as a school girl... well except for the rash and possibly having the clap but other than that

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im sorry i cant read french. what is that a barbie doll? no genitals at all...thats just weird

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well, one can say lorena bobbit was here.

bloody blisters Wrote:
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> i am very tired of finding my wife's pubes in the
> bar of soap. she just leaves them there for the
> kids to find. one day my son came screaming to me
> and said "daddy what is this?" i didnt want to
> tell him that they came from his mom's pussy. so i
> said they were from my beard. i feel bad lying to
> the little guy. it is just inconsiderate for her
> to leave them. how should i confront her?


That's disgusting why on earth would you talk about this on the internet?

aettsenoh Wrote:
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>
>
> That's disgusting why on earth would you talk
> about this on the internet?


why on earth would you dig up old threads? i know this flame war has been making people do crazy things lately but start a new thread as to why i am so disgusting or, watch some H.r. PuFnSTuf, good for a few laughs.

I never figured BB for a married man....much less a father. About how old are you, Blisters?

a true lady never tells his age. 27?

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> a true lady never tells his age. 27?


When you first came on here you said you were a woman. Now you say you are a married man with children. What's the deal with your gender misrepresentation on here? It sounds like you and eesh have the same problem in common.

whats up with your time flux capacitor? when i FIRST came here i was saying i was a woman? and NOW im saying im married? hahaha check the date of this thread, in case you dont want to, it is JULY 16, 2010

bloody blisters Wrote:
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> whats up with your time flux capacitor? when i
> FIRST came here i was saying i was a woman? and
> NOW im saying im married? hahaha check the date of
> this thread, in case you dont want to, it is JULY
> 16, 2010


What's up with your time flux capacitor? July 16, 2010 hasn't happened yet!

zOMG you're learning!

bloody blisters Wrote:
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> whats up with your time flux capacitor? when i
> FIRST came here i was saying i was a woman? and
> NOW im saying im married? hahaha check the date of
> this thread, in case you dont want to, it is JULY
> 16, 2010


I thought this was a new thread...you got me. Regardless, you have said at one point you were a woman and a married man. Why?

well, quite simply, what's it to you? does it make a bit of difference if i am a man, woman, gay, lesbian, child, old, indian tree, or all of the above?

bloody blisters Wrote:
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> well, quite simply, what's it to you? does it make
> a bit of difference if i am a man, woman, gay,
> lesbian, child, old, indian tree, or all of the
> above?


It does, because people who misrepresent themselves on forums are trouble making trolls.

faker Wrote:
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> bloody blisters Wrote:
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> > well, quite simply, what's it to you? does it
> make
> > a bit of difference if i am a man, woman, gay,
> > lesbian, child, old, indian tree, or all of the
> > above?
>
>
> It does, because people who misrepresent
> themselves on forums are trouble making trolls.


so, what you are doing right now is completely unrelated to your point?

bloody blisters Wrote:
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> > bloody blisters Wrote:
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> > -----
> > > well, quite simply, what's it to you? does it
> > make
> > > a bit of difference if i am a man, woman,
> gay,
> > > lesbian, child, old, indian tree, or all of
> the
> > > above?
> >
> >
> > It does, because people who misrepresent
> > themselves on forums are trouble making trolls.
>
>
> so, what you are doing right now is completely
> unrelated to your point?


I don't pretend to be someone I am not.

anonymous? yes, but... Wrote:
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> >
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> >
> > > -----
> > > > well, quite simply, what's it to you? does
> it
> > > make
> > > > a bit of difference if i am a man, woman,
> > gay,
> > > > lesbian, child, old, indian tree, or all of
> > the
> > > > above?
> > >
> > >
> > > It does, because people who misrepresent
> > > themselves on forums are trouble making
> trolls.
> >
> >
> > so, what you are doing right now is completely
> > unrelated to your point?
>
>
> I don't pretend to be someone I am not.

well thats great.

although this was my key point of interest

trouble making trolls.

what are you trying to do other than stir up trouble and cause a ruckus?

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> anonymous? yes, but... Wrote:
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> > > > bloody blisters Wrote:
> > > >
> > >
> >
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> >
> > >
> > > > -----
> > > > > well, quite simply, what's it to you?
> does
> > it
> > > > make
> > > > > a bit of difference if i am a man, woman,
> > > gay,
> > > > > lesbian, child, old, indian tree, or all
> of
> > > the
> > > > > above?
> > > >
> > > >
> > > > It does, because people who misrepresent
> > > > themselves on forums are trouble making
> > trolls.
> > >
> > >
> > > so, what you are doing right now is
> completely
> > > unrelated to your point?
> >
> >
> > I don't pretend to be someone I am not.
>
> well thats great.
>
> although this was my key point of interest
>
> trouble making trolls.
>
> what are you trying to do other than stir up
> trouble and cause a ruckus?


I am not misrepresenting myself nor trolling. I am simply posting anonymously which is allowed in this forum. on the other hand, misrepresentation is trolling.

A troll defining "trolling". How innovative.

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I have had to change the addresses to my retaliatory blogs over half a dozen times.

fairfaxdude Wrote:
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> A troll defining "trolling". How innovative.


A troll commenting on a troll defining 'trolling'. How ironic.

ruckus? Wrote:
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>
>
> I am not misrepresenting myself nor trolling. I am
> simply posting anonymously which is allowed in
> this forum. on the other hand, misrepresentation
> is trolling.


so i am wrong to assume you wrote this...

" What's the deal with your gender misrepresentation on here? It sounds like you and eesh have the same problem in common."

eesh hasnt posted in here, so you were trying to get a reaction out of me and or him, no?

misrepresentation is not trolling. here is an example(now answer honestly because you dont want to be a troll).....

whats your full name?

where do you live?

whats your phone number?

do you have your own house?

do you think sandra bullock is funny?

post a pic of yourself.

do you post under any registered names?



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bloody blisters Wrote:
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> ruckus? Wrote:
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> >
> >
> > I am not misrepresenting myself nor trolling. I
> am
> > simply posting anonymously which is allowed in
> > this forum. on the other hand,
> misrepresentation
> > is trolling.
>
>
> so i am wrong to assume you wrote this...
>
> " What's the deal with your gender
> misrepresentation on here? It sounds like you and
> eesh have the same problem in common."
>
> eesh hasnt posted in here, so you were trying to
> get a reaction out of me and or him, no?
>
> misrepresentation is not trolling. here is an
> example(now answer honestly because you dont want
> to be a troll).....
>
> whats your full name?
>
> where do you live?
>
> whats your phone number?
>
> do you have your own house?
>
> do you think sandra bullock is funny?
>
> post a pic of yourself.
>
> do you post under any registered names?


Misrepresenting yourself as a female ( whether it be you or eesh) when you are a male and then accusing others of doing the same thing is hypocritical troll like behavior IMO. On the other hand, not putting your real identity out there is simply being prudent. As far as equating anonymity with trolling, you yourself are still truly anonymous ( in terms of IRL), so by your logic you are a troll as well.

dont get too mad, it is just your logic that is flawed.

well then we are all trolls and there is no point in calling someone a troll, right?

bloody blisters Wrote:
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> dont get too mad, it is just your logic that is
> flawed.


keep dreaming.

bloody blisters Wrote:
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> well then we are all trolls and there is no point
> in calling someone a troll, right?


exactly

well lets agree to disagree, you wont change your mind, and wont change mine. i dont know who you are but im sure we got along peacefully before all this. we will just go our own ways. but i will constantly be thinking of you.

bloody blisters Wrote:
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> dont get too mad, it is just your logic that is
> flawed.


fairfaxdude Wrote:
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> A troll defining "trolling". How innovative.


+1

The suspense is killing me trying to figure who bumped this thread just so they could call out bloody blisters.

i dont know, but they got mad pw3nd by the blisters, i guess today wasnt their day.


stupid tyops



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