who wants a biscuit?? huh? huh? do you want a biscuit? good girl
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Ric Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > > I'm going to characterize you. > > You are one of the following people (in no > particular order): > > > > 1. Young and dumb > > You smoke weed because smoking weed is illegal. > Weed not only makes you feel good, it makes you > feel like a badass. Never mind the negative > effec
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emos elpoep tsuj evah yaw ot hcum emit no rieht sdnah ay wonk.
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why are jewish divorces so expensive? cause they're worth it. why do jewish men die before their wives? cause they want to. i heard those from some crazy old man. he sure thought they were funny. i thought he was a feminine wipe if you catch my DRIFT
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eat all this and you get a free ride to the ER
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that was one of the nicest trolls ever. he cared for peoples personal well-being. and even said goodbye.
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No One (not even the rain) Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > Im guessing the "nurses" dont eat off the menu. > Especially the one second from the left. YUMMY! > Or if they do they purge in the bathroom during a > smoke break. i think its a requirement to have a tape worm before working there
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Ethos Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > Calling someone stupid can be seen as > light-hearted humor, as what Fruppie does. > > However, it seems the posters known as Gravis and > MrMephisto has serious issues that need to be > addressed. > > I hope the two of you seek professional help > before you become a threat to society. and you t
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that was a really great post there Ethos. that narrows things down to about everyone on this site. you didnt list sarcasm. i think you should live for a very long time and i definitely hope you dont get raped or mugged or cyber bullied anymore. if you cant stand the heat GET THE FUCK OUT THE KITCHEN.
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how do you annoy 10,000 people in one minute?? you open your mouth
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at least people can die with some hot nurses by their sides. they are even kind enough to wheel your decaying obese body to the curbside. now thats service
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there was this blond girl that just put her hair into pigtails. one night she was getting romantic with a guy. she went down on him and the guy grabbed her by the tails. she stopped immediately and said "dad, let go of my hair i know what im doing"
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MrMephisto Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > Thurston Moore Wrote: > -------------------------------------------------- > ----- > > Pr0n invented the internet. Don't be > surprised. > > > > I used to put a handset into a coupling modem > to > > dial into BBS's at 300 baud. There was pr0n > even > > back then, in 198
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im glad you asked, here is an example to your question. jon and kate are still very much brother and sister
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Fruppie Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > Registered Voter Wrote: > -------------------------------------------------- > ----- > > Once there was a troll... oh wait... > > > > > > Here you go: > > > > > > > That's stupid. i agree, what you do with your sister in your free time, well, thats just between you
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that was just gross. you sicken me, i feel feverish and sluggish thanks to you. get your disgusting post out of this thread. jeez
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it was oliver and yes everyone hated him
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have a picnic near a lake. bring a good bottle of wine ( not the cheap shit). along with some cheese and crackers. drink the wine, eat the crackers have a gay ol time. once you start to feel things winding down, promptly stand up and pee on everyone. even your mule you call a date. dont forget to record it and then post about it.
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ever notice how they would always brush their teeth right before they ate? and one time when the family was out in the back yard. the kids were jumping on the trampoline and carol said "way to go tommy." guaranteed Mr. Brady was pimping out Alice
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well in that case take me to a rye field and play some jefferson airplane preferably white rabbit
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just look around you.....nigga, jus look around you.
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please to be informing me of "ergot"
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Alias Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > Thurston, > > I think my dog is displaying signs of depression. > When I throw a ball, she still runs after it, > but, often, it’s more like a fast walk. She picks > at her dinner, sometimes ignoring the meal, > entirely. She still wags her tail, but it’s a sad > wag. > > Would my dog b
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be careful.
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no no no im not racist i have a black guy in my family tree..... he's still hangin there today
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uh im speechless. i didnt know how involved this would get. i was looking for a simple answer. i guess there is no such thing these days
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well, one can say lorena bobbit was here.
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deeeaaam. going off racism whats the difference betweeen blacks and a bicycle?? a bike doesnt sing when you put chains on it. pretty old joke but still makes me laugh
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Melissa Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > Probably. Most of the hardcore porn chicks I've > seen look like cracked out junkies. Softcore gets > larger distribution (i.e. Skinamax). hahaha i didnt know skinamax was known world wide. i agreee but i also agree with HT. if you're gonna fuck show it all
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