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Re: Fairfax Underground After Dark
Posted by: bloody blisters ()
Date: August 13, 2011 02:14AM

i would fondle tim allen's testicles behind the stage of tool time.

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Re: Fairfax Underground After Dark
Posted by: bloody blisters ()
Date: August 13, 2011 02:15AM

101, the lesson of the day. use others to get ahead in life.

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Posted by: Alias ()
Date: August 13, 2011 02:17AM

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Date: August 13, 2011 02:22AM

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Re: Fairfax Underground After Dark
Posted by: bloody blisters ()
Date: August 13, 2011 02:23AM

no, normally those kinds of things work for me. this one just isnt doing anything

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Re: Fairfax Underground After Dark
Posted by: bloody blisters ()
Date: August 13, 2011 02:24AM

Alias Wrote:
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> > although i started abstaining on the 11th and
> it
> > is now barely the 13th. seemed like a long time
> > already.
>
> why are you abstaining?

it was a request.

> are you in a contest?


sort of, with myself.

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Re: Fairfax Underground After Dark
Posted by: bloody blisters ()
Date: August 13, 2011 02:32AM

when does miso's ban get lifted?

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Re: Fairfax Underground After Dark
Posted by: bloody blisters ()
Date: August 13, 2011 02:36AM

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> i would fondle tim allen's testicles behind the
> stage of tool time.


im glad this was the 10,000th post.

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Posted by: Alias ()
Date: August 13, 2011 02:37AM

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Re: Fairfax Underground After Dark
Posted by: bloody blisters ()
Date: August 13, 2011 02:45AM

Alias Wrote:
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> > no, normally those kinds of things work for me.
> > this one just isnt doing anything
>
>
> maybe abstinence is preventing you from
> relaxing...


you might be on to something here

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Posted by: Alias ()
Date: August 13, 2011 03:06AM

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Re: Fairfax Underground After Dark
Posted by: Harry Tuttle ()
Date: August 13, 2011 04:19AM

I had an unusually hard time with that magic eye, too... I had to Ctrl+ that bitch in order to get it to work....

It wasn't anything... It looked like a big cave... I couldn't get it to pop out... it just went in...

I totally believe you though, Alias...

Signatures are for fags

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Re: Fairfax Underground After Dark
Posted by: Hatemotor ()
Date: August 13, 2011 11:19PM

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Re: Fairfax Underground After Dark
Posted by: Conie ()
Date: August 13, 2011 11:23PM

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> Is Miz allowed back at midnight tonight?
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> I think it's been two weeks,,,
>
> Just in case I think I'll turn on the lights and
> leave some milk and cookies on the counter,,,
>
> Open for Miz'ness?


I think it should be milk and steak...just sayin'

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Re: Fairfax Underground After Dark
Posted by: Hatemotor ()
Date: August 13, 2011 11:30PM

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Re: Fairfax Underground After Dark
Posted by: Conie ()
Date: August 13, 2011 11:33PM

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> I'm not cookin a steak unless he actually shows
> up,,,


Don't worry about cooking it. He won't notice.

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Re: Fairfax Underground After Dark
Posted by: bloody blisters ()
Date: August 13, 2011 11:41PM

im feelin deep rest tonight yall

give me some dark humor

dark dark humor

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Re: Fairfax Underground After Dark
Posted by: Conie ()
Date: August 13, 2011 11:46PM

Count me out.

I'm in a light mood tonight

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Re: Fairfax Underground After Dark
Posted by: bloody blisters ()
Date: August 13, 2011 11:48PM

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> Count me out.
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> I'm in a light mood tonight


i dont believe you were ever IN

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Re: Fairfax Underground After Dark
Posted by: Hatemotor ()
Date: August 13, 2011 11:50PM

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Re: Fairfax Underground After Dark
Posted by: bloody blisters ()
Date: August 13, 2011 11:51PM

just started, tres

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Re: Fairfax Underground After Dark
Posted by: Hatemotor ()
Date: August 13, 2011 11:53PM

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Re: Fairfax Underground After Dark
Posted by: Hatemotor ()
Date: August 14, 2011 12:29AM

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Re: Fairfax Underground After Dark
Posted by: Hatemotor ()
Date: August 14, 2011 12:32AM

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Re: Fairfax Underground After Dark
Posted by: bloody blisters ()
Date: August 14, 2011 12:36AM

i killed a 5 inch centipede tonight

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Re: Fairfax Underground After Dark
Posted by: teri~ ()
Date: August 14, 2011 12:39AM

i feel guilty when i kill a bug... and a little grossed out

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Re: Fairfax Underground After Dark
Posted by: Hatemotor ()
Date: August 14, 2011 12:40AM

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Re: Fairfax Underground After Dark
Posted by: teri~ ()
Date: August 14, 2011 12:41AM

who the hell is ward bond-o?

i don't think i've see a single thing he has been in

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Re: Fairfax Underground After Dark
Posted by: Hatemotor ()
Date: August 14, 2011 12:43AM

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Re: Fairfax Underground After Dark
Posted by: bloody blisters ()
Date: August 14, 2011 12:43AM

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> It has to be done,,,


i stomped on its head and it kept crawling at me for ten minutes

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Re: Fairfax Underground After Dark
Posted by: Hatemotor ()
Date: August 14, 2011 12:45AM

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Re: Fairfax Underground After Dark
Posted by: Hatemotor ()
Date: August 14, 2011 12:47AM

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Re: Fairfax Underground After Dark
Posted by: bloody blisters ()
Date: August 14, 2011 01:05AM

Hatemotor Wrote:
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> > > It has to be done,,,
> >
> >
> > i stomped on its head and it kept crawling at
> me
> > for ten minutes
>
>
> I trap them under a cup, and microwave some water
> in a cup real quick,,,
>
> Then I douse the little bastard with boiling hot
> water,,,turns 'em red like a lobster (see pic)


i stomp and torch. fire is good

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Re: Fairfax Underground After Dark
Posted by: postpoppunk ()
Date: August 14, 2011 01:08AM

How about "Great moments that included a worst moment"?

For example - you hit a home-run when you were 12 that WON THE GAME, but while running the bases you tripped over third base and fell on your face.

Here is one of mine...

When I was 14 (8th grade) - I was having sex with my girlfriend...obviously at such a young age and being inexperienced, just having sex was a great moment, but this one was special...while having sex I was on top "missionary" style and had my hands spread out while holding the very edge of each side of the mattress...I concentrated and watched that digital clock like it was my job - 7 minutes - 8 minutes - 9 minutes - 10 MINUTES!!!!!!! I had hit double digits and I was a proud proud little idiot - A GREAT moment had been had, but not more than 30 seconds later one of my hands slipped off the edge of the mattress and I head-butted her dead center between the eyes POW!!! - A Great moment in my History stained with a twist of the ludicrous.


Next?....

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Re: Fairfax Underground After Dark
Posted by: Hatemotor ()
Date: August 14, 2011 01:08AM

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Re: Fairfax Underground After Dark
Posted by: bloody blisters ()
Date: August 14, 2011 01:13AM

Hatemotor Wrote:
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> There's no mercy for those little fucks after
> you've been stung or bit by one,,,
>
> (Big ones bite, small bright blue ones sting, and
> both HURT!)


no, thank god. they are just horrid

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Re: Fairfax Underground After Dark
Posted by: postpoppunk ()
Date: August 14, 2011 01:17AM

OK - FUCK what I brought up..."Silver Fish" bother me - it is their appearance and SPEED - they must have been created by the Devil.

Yet, while living in Norfolk - I had no problem with the Wolf Spiders...as long as they were around, no other bugs seem to try to bust in on their scene. Yes, there were times after awakening that I had been molested, bitten, by them, but the trade off was fair, IMO.

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Re: Fairfax Underground After Dark
Posted by: Hatemotor ()
Date: August 14, 2011 01:31AM

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Re: Fairfax Underground After Dark
Posted by: Hatemotor ()
Date: August 14, 2011 01:36AM

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Re: Fairfax Underground After Dark
Posted by: Mr. Misery ()
Date: August 14, 2011 02:19AM

Alias was a very kind and understanding woman who showed Mr. Misery great compassion and friendship.


edit: I hope this is okay with you, Cary-o; I have been technically able to post for about a week but have refrained with respect to the ban; I wasn't sure if I should wait until the exact moment the ban-hammer came down to begin posting again, or if simply midnight the day the ban was placed would be good enough. I hope this is cool with you.

Respectfully,
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Re: Fairfax Underground After Dark
Posted by: Mr. Misery ()
Date: August 14, 2011 02:23AM

I love you, Alias. You are a wonderful woman.

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Re: Fairfax Underground After Dark
Posted by: Mr. Misery ()
Date: August 14, 2011 02:26AM

teri~ Wrote:
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> who the hell is ward bond-o?
>
> i don't think i've see a single thing he has been
> in


oh, he was only in My Darling Clementine, The Maltese Falcon, Johnny Guitar, The Searchers, countless classic Hollywood westerns and film noir pictures....
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Re: Fairfax Underground After Dark
Posted by: Mr. Misery ()
Date: August 14, 2011 02:30AM

....and Harryo, you're still the one...
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Re: Fairfax Underground After Dark
Posted by: bloody blisters ()
Date: August 14, 2011 02:32AM

sup dew

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Re: Fairfax Underground After Dark
Posted by: Mr. Misery ()
Date: August 14, 2011 02:32AM

by the way, I just got done getting a blowjob from a 3 month-old, so I'm all tuckered out........see you guise tomaorrow.

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Re: Fairfax Underground After Dark
Posted by: Mr. Misery ()
Date: August 14, 2011 02:35AM

bloody blisters Wrote:
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> sup dew


nuttin' honey. y'know, the reg.......just fuckin' babies. fucking newborns, fucking toddlers, fucking infants........I musta fucked eight newborns up the ol' hershey hi-way today, one right after the other.......and boy are my arms tired.

catch ya on the flipside, broseidon!

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Re: Fairfax Underground After Dark
Posted by: bloody blisters ()
Date: August 14, 2011 02:43AM


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Re: Fairfax Underground After Dark
Posted by: bloody blisters ()
Date: August 14, 2011 02:45AM

killed a wicked pede tonight. pretty gnar gnar shiv if ya ask me.

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Posted by: Alias ()
Date: August 14, 2011 02:54AM

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Re: Fairfax Underground After Dark
Posted by: Mr. Misery ()
Date: August 14, 2011 02:57AM

Alias, it's nothin but love for you. Nothin but love.

run-tel-dat.

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Posted by: Alias ()
Date: August 14, 2011 03:03AM

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Re: Fairfax Underground After Dark
Posted by: mysterious ()
Date: August 14, 2011 04:14AM

Alias Wrote:
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> > i feel guilty when i kill a bug... and a little
> > grossed out
>
>
> So do I.
>
> I've stopped killing every bug...
>
> If the bug isn't trying to bite me or fly down my
> nightgown... which happened to me in my front
> yard, causing me to go into a complete panic,
> which would have become a youtube hit, had it been
> filmed... I just leave it alone.


How much corn could Chu-chaku-chaku-chuchaku if you could throw a tree?

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Posted by: Alias ()
Date: August 14, 2011 04:28AM

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Re: Fairfax Underground After Dark
Posted by: Mr. Misery ()
Date: August 14, 2011 11:13PM

we're open for bid'ness.........BITCH.
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Re: Fairfax Underground After Dark
Posted by: Mr. Misery ()
Date: August 14, 2011 11:14PM

Ward Bond was a very good character actor.
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Re: Fairfax Underground After Dark
Posted by: Mr. Misery ()
Date: August 14, 2011 11:16PM

where's Harry Tuttle at? Is he gonna stiff me my first night back?

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Re: Fairfax Underground After Dark
Posted by: Harry Tuttle ()
Date: August 14, 2011 11:17PM


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Re: Fairfax Underground After Dark
Posted by: Mr. Misery ()
Date: August 14, 2011 11:18PM

Harry Tuttle, ya big bald sonofabitch, how've ya been???

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Re: Fairfax Underground After Dark
Posted by: Mr. Misery ()
Date: August 14, 2011 11:19PM

where is the love of my life, Alias, at??

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Re: Fairfax Underground After Dark
Posted by: Harry Tuttle ()
Date: August 14, 2011 11:21PM

ben gud thancs

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Re: Fairfax Underground After Dark
Posted by: Conie ()
Date: August 14, 2011 11:26PM

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Oh stop Harry.

You're acting like Miz.

Like you're drunk or something.......Are you?

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Re: Fairfax Underground After Dark
Posted by: Mr. Misery ()
Date: August 14, 2011 11:31PM

I love Alias as if she were my own mother who I loved slightly less than my real mother....that's how much I love this wonderful, beautiful woman.

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Re: Fairfax Underground After Dark
Posted by: Mr. Misery ()
Date: August 14, 2011 11:32PM

Harry, get at me wolf!

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Re: Fairfax Underground After Dark
Posted by: Mr. Misery ()
Date: August 14, 2011 11:32PM

Harry, dude-bro.....will you meet me in that place we sometimes meet.....that place that starts with a 'G'....?

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Re: Fairfax Underground After Dark
Posted by: Mr. Misery ()
Date: August 14, 2011 11:34PM

Alias, where are you my dear friend?

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Re: Fairfax Underground After Dark
Posted by: Mr. Misery ()
Date: August 14, 2011 11:34PM

I'm all alone.

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Re: Fairfax Underground After Dark
Posted by: Mr. Misery ()
Date: August 14, 2011 11:37PM

my dear friends have all left me

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Re: Fairfax Underground After Dark
Posted by: Harry Tuttle ()
Date: August 14, 2011 11:38PM

I'm here... and I'm in that place we meet...

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Re: Fairfax Underground After Dark
Posted by: Conie ()
Date: August 14, 2011 11:49PM

Harry Tuttle Wrote:
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> I'm here... and I'm in that place we meet...


For crying out loud go there Miz!!

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Re: Fairfax Underground After Dark
Posted by: Conie ()
Date: August 14, 2011 11:56PM

Mr. Misery Wrote:
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> my dear friends have all left me


Have you ever thought about going into theatre Miz??

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Re: Fairfax Underground After Dark
Posted by: Harry Tuttle ()
Date: August 15, 2011 12:02AM

Conie... have you ever thought about swallowing anti-freeze?

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Re: Fairfax Underground After Dark
Posted by: postpoppunk ()
Date: August 15, 2011 12:19AM

Welcome back MMisery...hope your stay in the FFXU solitary confinement was not too bad.

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Re: Fairfax Underground After Dark
Posted by: Conie ()
Date: August 15, 2011 12:33AM

Harry Tuttle Wrote:
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> Conie... have you ever thought about swallowing
> anti-freeze?


No.

Have you ever thought about swallowing Registered Voter's
cum?

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Re: Fairfax Underground After Dark
Posted by: postpoppunk ()
Date: August 15, 2011 12:42AM

Conie Wrote:
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> > anti-freeze?
>
>
> No.
>
> Have you ever thought about swallowing Registered
> Voter's
> cum?


Whoa Whoa....you 2 go to Time-Out! Right Now!

30 minutes each in neutral corners...

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Re: Fairfax Underground After Dark
Posted by: Conie ()
Date: August 15, 2011 12:46AM

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> swallowing
> > > anti-freeze?
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> >
> > No.
> >
> > Have you ever thought about swallowing
> Registered
> > Voter's
> > cum?
>
>
> Whoa Whoa....you 2 go to Time-Out! Right Now!
>
> 30 minutes each in neutral corners...


30 minutes??!! Are you fucking kidding me?

I want him...RIGHT NOW!!

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Re: Fairfax Underground After Dark
Posted by: Harry Tuttle ()
Date: August 15, 2011 12:47AM

Yes... yes I have... I'll swallow his cum if you promise to swallow anti-freeze...

Conie Wrote:
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> Have you ever thought about swallowing Registered
> Voter's
> cum?

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Re: Fairfax Underground After Dark
Posted by: Conie ()
Date: August 15, 2011 12:47AM

bloody blisters Wrote:
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> i would fondle tim allen's testicles behind the
> stage of tool time.


Are you gay bloody??

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Re: Fairfax Underground After Dark
Posted by: Conie ()
Date: August 15, 2011 12:53AM

Harry Tuttle Wrote:
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> Yes... yes I have... I'll swallow his cum if you
> promise to swallow anti-freeze...
>
> Conie Wrote:
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> > Have you ever thought about swallowing
> Registered
> > Voter's
> > cum?


I don't know Harry. I have a really strong gag reflex.

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Re: Fairfax Underground After Dark
Posted by: bloody blisters ()
Date: August 15, 2011 02:53AM

Conie Wrote:
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> > stage of tool time.
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>
> Are you gay bloody??


wow, conie and her awesome off the wall questions. have you ever thought of becoming a professional interviewer?

besides, a straight man can express his own ideas of fondling a TV show character's testicles without being gay.

or is that too abstract of a thought for you?

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Posted by: Alias ()
Date: August 15, 2011 03:46AM

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Re: Fairfax Underground After Dark
Posted by: Mr. Misery ()
Date: August 15, 2011 03:54AM

Alias, check your PMS!!!

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Re: Fairfax Underground After Dark
Posted by: Harry Tuttle ()
Date: August 15, 2011 04:04AM

Alias, by "contact" are you referring to the corrective lens?

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Re: Fairfax Underground After Dark
Posted by: bloody blisters ()
Date: August 15, 2011 04:07AM

Harry Tuttle Wrote:
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> Alias, by "contact" are you referring to the
> corrective lens?


well that is just blasphemous

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Re: Fairfax Underground After Dark
Posted by: deemer ()
Date: August 15, 2011 04:09AM

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> Conie's idea of an abstract thought is that of
> actually coming into contact with a man's
> testicles.

I think it'd be pretty cool to go out drinkin with bloody blisters. like get really hammered and raise some hell.

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Re: Fairfax Underground After Dark
Posted by: Harry Tuttle ()
Date: August 15, 2011 04:10AM

I would've bet money that the singular of "lenses" was spelled "lense" I am in awe that it is spelled "lens".... sturange...

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Re: Fairfax Underground After Dark
Posted by: bloody blisters ()
Date: August 15, 2011 04:14AM

deemer Wrote:
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> >
> > >
> >
> >
> > Conie's idea of an abstract thought is that of
> > actually coming into contact with a man's
> > testicles.
>
> I think it'd be pretty cool to go out drinkin with
> bloody blisters. like get really hammered and
> raise some hell.


when i drink i coke as well. if you like coking then we can be friends, i was told ho was short for honey. the pede i killed is gone, i didnt move it. the fucker up and left. listen,

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Re: Fairfax Underground After Dark
Posted by: bloody blisters ()
Date: August 15, 2011 04:19AM

nig tuts, whats the status kuo?

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Posted by: Alias ()
Date: August 15, 2011 04:20AM

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Re: Fairfax Underground After Dark
Posted by: bloody blisters ()
Date: August 15, 2011 04:20AM

if you had to be a penis, who's penis would you be?

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Re: Fairfax Underground After Dark
Posted by: Harry Tuttle ()
Date: August 15, 2011 04:28AM

I would be Chef Boyardee's penis, of course....

Whattayou?

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Re: Fairfax Underground After Dark
Posted by: bloody blisters ()
Date: August 15, 2011 04:31AM

i would be andy garcia's penis, that way i coulds get inside alias.

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Re: Fairfax Underground After Dark
Posted by: Harry Tuttle ()
Date: August 15, 2011 04:32AM

Quit using me as a proxy to flirt with Alias...

If you want to communicate with me, that's fine... but stop pretending like you're talking to me when you're really just spittin' game at Alias...

It's in poor taste...

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Re: Fairfax Underground After Dark
Posted by: bloody blisters ()
Date: August 15, 2011 04:35AM

Harry Tuttle Wrote:
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> Quit using me as a proxy to flirt with Alias...
>
> If you want to communicate with me, that's fine...
> but stop pretending like you're talking to me when
> you're really just spittin' game at Alias...
>
> It's in poor taste...


my bad dude, i wont use you anymore to tell alias that she is a piece of art. i wont use you to tell her how much she is thought of. i wont use you anymore. hows life dew? snaps lock

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Re: Fairfax Underground After Dark
Posted by: bloody blisters ()
Date: August 15, 2011 04:38AM

lets knock, a rap a tat tat if you will.

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Posted by: Alias ()
Date: August 15, 2011 04:40AM

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Re: Fairfax Underground After Dark
Posted by: bloody blisters ()
Date: August 15, 2011 04:42AM

the pede pablo has gone-skis yo. i smashed and stood on its head for at least 2 minutes. i left it there, its body was still reactive to wind and UV light. it is completely gone now. like, its not there anymore. fucking sturange

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Re: Fairfax Underground After Dark
Posted by: bloody blisters ()
Date: August 15, 2011 04:45AM

the count is too high, i mustn't stay

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Re: Fairfax Underground After Dark
Posted by: Harry Tuttle ()
Date: August 15, 2011 04:55AM


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Posted by: Alias ()
Date: August 15, 2011 05:01AM

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Re: Fairfax Underground After Dark
Posted by: Mr. Misery ()
Date: August 17, 2011 12:24AM

Holy Hell! The FU;AD was bumped from the front page of Off Topic for the first time EVER last night! We need to get this place going again. Alias, come back darling. I was angry and confused, I didn't mean half of what I said, I miss you sooooooooooo much......I seriously miss chatting with you late at night and watching Skinemax with you.....you seriously brigthened up some very dark days for me the past couple weeks........let's just forget all this nonsense and get back on track. You are a friend. A dear friend. Please talk to me. I swear, and I'm not even joking.......I miss your sense of humor, your dry, facetious way........I need to talk to you. You are such a wonderful woman. Let's make this right and be friends. Just a little misunderstanding, my dear.......it's alright, I swear, I still consider you a good friend and I hope you do the same me.

andyway wer'e open for bid'ness....
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