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Re: Fairfax Underground After Dark
Posted by: Harry Tuttle ()
Date: July 31, 2011 11:30PM

I know he can still log in... and I know he can read PMs... I'm fairly certain you can still respond to PMs...

He's taking it kind of hard, though... He is upset about this whole banishment thing...

I think he's taking it like a bitch....

Raise your hands if you've been banned... more than once...

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> I can't remember, but does this mean he can't
> receive PM's?
>
> I was smack in the middle of an important,
> meaningful discussion with Mr. Misery.

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Re: Fairfax Underground After Dark
Posted by: Hatemotor ()
Date: July 31, 2011 11:33PM

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Re: Fairfax Underground After Dark
Posted by: Harry Tuttle ()
Date: July 31, 2011 11:39PM

Welll...... I guess we should resume where Miz left off...

Where was that again...?


Was it:

"OIDSAOSHDlkjnsalkcjnsda ioSIOCJ SPOJpSKp !OMBGOMGOMG XBPIUENSI BREATH LSOAHR"

or

"I love you Alias"?

I guess this can be a "Choose your destiny" type adventure....

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Re: Fairfax Underground After Dark
Posted by: Harry Tuttle ()
Date: July 31, 2011 11:40PM

Hatemotor....

How much money would someone have to give you in order for you to pierce your dick....?

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Re: Fairfax Underground After Dark
Posted by: Harry Tuttle ()
Date: July 31, 2011 11:42PM

Did you watch Breaking Bad?

Bill Burr was in it... I think he sucked...

I think it's cool that he's breaking out, though...

That show tickles my fancy...

I wish I didn't miss Episode 2...

Oh, yeah, page 99-o

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Re: Fairfax Underground After Dark
Posted by: Harry Tuttle ()
Date: July 31, 2011 11:43PM

Am I doing this right?

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Re: Fairfax Underground After Dark
Posted by: hey you ()
Date: July 31, 2011 11:44PM

Harry Tuttle Wrote:
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> Drankin' PBR...


Harry, the scriptures tell us that we are not to be passive in our love. We need to have that fire for the Lord as it is the basis for us to overcome all problems in our lives. Ask Alias, bloody blisters, or any true believer of the Holy Spirit. Your forum pals have a saying that goes like this: “If you feel far from Jesus, guess who moved?”

God doesn’t move away from you. He is faithful and loves you. Sometimes we get caught up in so many threads on FU and end up not spending time with Him. And so in order to get in step with Him we need to rekindle that fire.

Do you have the strength to rekindle His passion?

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Re: Fairfax Underground After Dark
Posted by: Harry Tuttle ()
Date: July 31, 2011 11:47PM

Hey, hit 'n run poster.... In all seriousness... I really appreciate the work you do around here... I know you could probably care less but, sometimes, it's just nice to hear that others appreciate you....

I am more of a fan of the "crazy neighbor" arc that Alias gets... but I'm glad I'm involved in it somehow...

Would you like to have a conversation with me?

hey you Wrote:
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> Harry Tuttle Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > Drankin' PBR...
>
>
> Harry, the scriptures tell us that we are not to
> be passive in our love. We need to have that fire
> for the Lord as it is the basis for us to overcome
> all problems in our lives. Ask Alias, bloody
> blisters, or any true believer of the Holy Spirit.
> Your forum pals have a saying that goes like
> this: “If you feel far from Jesus, guess who
> moved?”
>
> God doesn’t move away from you. He is faithful
> and loves you. Sometimes we get caught up in so
> many threads on FU and end up not spending time
> with Him. And so in order to get in step with Him
> we need to rekindle that fire.
>
> Do you have the strength to rekindle His passion?

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Re: Fairfax Underground After Dark
Posted by: Harry Tuttle ()
Date: July 31, 2011 11:47PM

Would that be something you might be interested in?

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Re: Fairfax Underground After Dark
Posted by: Hatemotor ()
Date: July 31, 2011 11:54PM

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Re: Fairfax Underground After Dark
Posted by: Harry Tuttle ()
Date: July 31, 2011 11:56PM

Let's see some more pictures of that lovable mutt... WHADDAYA SAY?

I think I would pierce my dick for 100k.... I would just pierce it and then remove it and let the hole grow back... and pray it didn't get infected...

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Re: Fairfax Underground After Dark
Posted by: Hatemotor ()
Date: August 01, 2011 12:01AM

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Re: Fairfax Underground After Dark
Posted by: Harry Tuttle ()
Date: August 01, 2011 12:03AM

Fucking.... adorable...

If you had to choose between beer and your dog... which one would you keep in your life?

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Re: Fairfax Underground After Dark
Posted by: Hatemotor ()
Date: August 01, 2011 12:05AM

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Re: Fairfax Underground After Dark
Posted by: Harry Tuttle ()
Date: August 01, 2011 12:10AM

What wouldn't you give up to keep your dog?

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Re: Fairfax Underground After Dark
Posted by: Hatemotor ()
Date: August 01, 2011 12:12AM

,,,



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Re: Fairfax Underground After Dark
Posted by: Harry Tuttle ()
Date: August 01, 2011 12:21AM

I'll think of something....

Dog or your teeth?

Which do you keep?

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Re: Fairfax Underground After Dark
Posted by: Hatemotor ()
Date: August 01, 2011 12:28AM

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Re: Fairfax Underground After Dark
Posted by: bloody blisters ()
Date: August 01, 2011 12:34AM

misoroni got the bannamer eh? HA!

a little techno in honor of his hiatus.



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Re: Fairfax Underground After Dark
Posted by: bloody blisters ()
Date: August 01, 2011 12:35AM

10k and i'll pierce my dick myself.

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Re: Fairfax Underground After Dark
Posted by: Harry Tuttle ()
Date: August 01, 2011 12:36AM

I thought it was funny too, blisters.

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Re: Fairfax Underground After Dark
Posted by: Harry Tuttle ()
Date: August 01, 2011 12:36AM


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Re: Fairfax Underground After Dark
Posted by: Harry Tuttle ()
Date: August 01, 2011 12:36AM

Would you leave it in? Or just pierce it and let it heal?

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Re: Fairfax Underground After Dark
Posted by: bloody blisters ()
Date: August 01, 2011 12:39AM

i would try it out for a month, see what the hype is about, then yank it out like you would a loose tooth.

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Re: Fairfax Underground After Dark
Posted by: bloody blisters ()
Date: August 01, 2011 12:40AM

holy fuck balls, i just scrolled down the forum list, no wonder he got banned.

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Re: Fairfax Underground After Dark
Posted by: bloody blisters ()
Date: August 01, 2011 12:43AM

i have a question, i cant for the life of me remember this one song. it was posted on FFxU a little while back. it involved a man playing a piano on a rooftop and there were (kids?) doing choreography in the street down below, it was a sad, depressing song. what is it?

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Re: Fairfax Underground After Dark
Posted by: Hatemotor ()
Date: August 01, 2011 12:46AM

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Re: Fairfax Underground After Dark
Posted by: Harry Tuttle ()
Date: August 01, 2011 12:50AM

No, teri~ did all the Miz bumping after Miz got banned...

I have no idea what song you're looking for...

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Re: Fairfax Underground After Dark
Posted by: bloody blisters ()
Date: August 01, 2011 01:12AM

fuck yeah, the human brain and google are fucking amazing...



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Re: Fairfax Underground After Dark
Posted by: Hatemotor ()
Date: August 01, 2011 01:14AM

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Posted by: Alias ()
Date: August 01, 2011 01:15AM

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Re: Fairfax Underground After Dark
Posted by: bloody blisters ()
Date: August 01, 2011 01:18AM

Hatemotor Wrote:
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> Damn how'd you figure it out?
>
> Glad you did, it was driving me crazy,,,


i couldnt remember how the song went, so i was trying to describe the video to google. then i suddenly remembered the "i find it kind of funny, i find it kind of sad" part then bam.

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Re: Fairfax Underground After Dark
Posted by: bloody blisters ()
Date: August 01, 2011 01:18AM

oh and i love you alias.

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Re: Fairfax Underground After Dark
Posted by: Hatemotor ()
Date: August 01, 2011 01:26AM

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Re: Fairfax Underground After Dark
Posted by: Harry Tuttle ()
Date: August 01, 2011 01:30AM

oH SHIT! GUYS!
I"M CHSNNELING MISERY!

HE IS GOING TO TYPE THRU ME

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Re: Fairfax Underground After Dark
Posted by: Harry Tuttle ()
Date: August 01, 2011 01:30AM

Don't go into the light carolanne...

I ffeell his energy surging thru my body...

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Re: Fairfax Underground After Dark
Posted by: Harry Tuttle ()
Date: August 01, 2011 01:30AM

I think I will go into a trance-o and soeak in mizo tongues...

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Re: Fairfax Underground After Dark
Posted by: Harry Tuttle ()
Date: August 01, 2011 01:31AM


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Re: Fairfax Underground After Dark
Posted by: Harry Tuttle ()
Date: August 01, 2011 01:33AM

ward bond was a very good character actor.



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Posted by: Alias ()
Date: August 01, 2011 01:38AM

bloody blisters Wrote:
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> oh and i love you alias.


i love you, too, bloody.



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Re: Fairfax Underground After Dark
Posted by: Sensitive Man ()
Date: August 01, 2011 01:40AM

Alias Wrote:
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> Anyway, I still like you and hope you're doing OK
> ..... I know what it's like being banned.

You also know what it's like being DP'd by niggers.

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Re: Fairfax Underground After Dark
Posted by: Harry Tuttle ()
Date: August 01, 2011 01:43AM

This banishment thing isn't a big deal, Alias... You, of all people, should know that...

He is... he's with us right now...

I guarantee it...

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Re: Fairfax Underground After Dark
Posted by: Harry Tuttle ()
Date: August 01, 2011 01:45AM

I went to the strip club today... I walked in... and boy, was I surprised... I was bombarded by various flavors of animal husbandry... and I was propositioned for sex by a very sexy raccoon.... (NO! not a racial thing)....

Latez, doodz...

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Re: Fairfax Underground After Dark
Posted by: postpoppunk ()
Date: August 01, 2011 01:45AM

Harry Tuttle Wrote:
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> This banishment thing isn't a big deal, Alias...
> You, of all people, should know that...
>
> He is... he's with us right now...
>
> I guarantee it...


That is weird - HT - like something a person would say about a dead person.

Was "Teri" MMisery's ghost? Hmmmm?

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Posted by: Alias ()
Date: August 01, 2011 01:49AM

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Re: Fairfax Underground After Dark
Posted by: Harry Tuttle ()
Date: August 01, 2011 01:50AM

Dude... post-pop... You lost your cute fuzz and now are an ugly duckling...

I'm trying really hard to help a brother out....

You can look to me for guidance, y'know...

teri~ is not, I REPEAT, IS NOT Mr. Misery....

Does that clear things up?

Do you have any more questions, postpop? You were such a good sport with my questions today... It's the least I could do...

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Re: Fairfax Underground After Dark
Posted by: postpoppunk ()
Date: August 01, 2011 01:56AM

I said GHOST --- that should be clear.

This "ugly-duckling" is going to sleep...dreaming of the good-old days of being cute and fuzzy.

Peace

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Re: Fairfax Underground After Dark
Posted by: NiggerSlayer ()
Date: August 01, 2011 01:56AM

Alias Wrote:
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> DP'd? Don't know what means.

Double Penetrated. Would you like a picture?

> And, I don't use the N word... sorry..

Niggaaaaaaaaaar

> I don't like racists so go away.

NEVER

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Posted by: Alias ()
Date: August 01, 2011 02:01AM

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Re: Fairfax Underground After Dark
Posted by: bloody blisters ()
Date: August 01, 2011 03:29AM

had a B&b attack. damn good still, i too missed ep. dos but luckily i recorded it. so i watched 3 then 2. in three i couldnt really figure out how jesse's house turned so got dang ugly, 2 sort of cleared things up. walter got knocked the fuck out.... ha! im still badda bop bot bah-ing it.

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Re: Fairfax Underground After Dark
Posted by: bloody blisters ()
Date: August 01, 2011 03:32AM

every time i sneeze my elk will run away from me. it doesnt matter if my elk is dead asleep. my elk will get up and leave. if we are outside, my elk will go inside. if we are inside, my elk will go out. it is the strangest thing and it is only my sneezes that my elk reacts to.

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Re: Fairfax Underground After Dark
Posted by: Harry Tuttle ()
Date: August 01, 2011 03:34AM

hay blisters... I didn't record it...

What happened in ep dos?

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Re: Fairfax Underground After Dark
Posted by: bloody blisters ()
Date: August 01, 2011 03:38AM

Harry Tuttle Wrote:
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> hay blisters... I didn't record it...
>
> What happened in ep dos?


want me to spoil spoil or glance over?

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Re: Fairfax Underground After Dark
Posted by: Harry Tuttle ()
Date: August 01, 2011 03:56AM

SPOILS!

I want to know all the happs...

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Posted by: Alias ()
Date: August 01, 2011 03:56AM

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Re: Fairfax Underground After Dark
Posted by: Harry Tuttle ()
Date: August 01, 2011 03:57AM

24 hour food delivory...

go....

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Re: Fairfax Underground After Dark
Posted by: bloody blisters ()
Date: August 01, 2011 03:59AM

walt buys a gun from one of saul's connections. they play it like he wants to kill jesse. in reality he is after gus. a new guy comes into the operations i guess as an overseer. walt was told by the hitman (mark?) that he will never see gus again. walt goes to gus' house late a night and parks across the street. he starts walking to gus' house with the gun in his belt. right as he gets to the middle of the street his phone rings. he answers, and gus says "go home walt." jesse, still shaken up by what happened in ep one, decides to throw a party after he bought a huge sound system. he and his two friends who went through the 12 step program with him start using again. skylar gets fatter and even more annoying.

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Re: Fairfax Underground After Dark
Posted by: bloody blisters ()
Date: August 01, 2011 04:01AM

Alias Wrote:
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> bloody blisters Wrote:
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> > every time i sneeze my elk will run away from
> me.
> > it doesnt matter if my elk is dead asleep. my
> elk
> > will get up and leave. if we are outside, my
> elk
> > will go inside. if we are inside, my elk will
> go
> > out. it is the strangest thing and it is only
> my
> > sneezes that my elk reacts to.
>
>
> i can't imagine what your elk would do around me.
>
> i've been known to sneeze numerous times... in a
> row.
>
> a fit, they call it.


see its not really the amount. if i sneeze once my elk will up and split. if other people sneeze my elk doesnt even look up. maybe i sneeze at a higher decibel than others, i have no idea.

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Re: Fairfax Underground After Dark
Posted by: Harry Tuttle ()
Date: August 01, 2011 04:01AM

Shit... Jesse is using again?

That wasn't clear in ep3 but it was definitely a thought...

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Re: Fairfax Underground After Dark
Posted by: bloody blisters ()
Date: August 01, 2011 04:04AM

Harry Tuttle Wrote:
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> Shit... Jesse is using again?
>
> That wasn't clear in ep3 but it was definitely a
> thought...


couldnt tell if it was coke or meth but he and his friends were snorting mad lines.

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Re: Fairfax Underground After Dark
Posted by: Harry Tuttle ()
Date: August 01, 2011 04:10AM

one two three falconutz

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Date: August 01, 2011 04:15AM

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Re: Fairfax Underground After Dark
Posted by: bloody blisters ()
Date: August 01, 2011 04:37AM

Alias Wrote:
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> or, maybe your elk interprets your sneeze as a
> mating call to other elks.
>
> that might turn me off, if i were an elk.


i can do anything i try well, so god dammit i can be a sexy elk too.

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Posted by: Alias ()
Date: August 01, 2011 04:56AM

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Re: Fairfax Underground After Dark
Posted by: postpoppunk ()
Date: August 02, 2011 01:04AM

In honor of...

I will be retiring now, but not without one little act of anarchy ---

What happened to those sub-zerogravity' temperatures? They were Mizzzerable.

Peace



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Re: Fairfax Underground After Dark
Posted by: anna ()
Date: August 02, 2011 02:52AM

dirty water surrounding me
pulling me crushing me drowning me
its weight a relief i can't resist
to drift and be lifted from this place.

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Re: Fairfax Underground After Dark
Posted by: Harry Tuttle ()
Date: August 02, 2011 04:27AM

Later, dude...

postpoppunk Wrote:
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> In honor of...
>
> I will be retiring now, but not without one little
> act of anarchy ---
>
> What happened to those sub-zerogravity'
> temperatures? They were Mizzzerable.
>
> Peace

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Re: Fairfax Underground After Dark
Posted by: luv it ()
Date: August 02, 2011 04:41AM

anyone remember the time when bloody blisters whipped out his acoustic guitar and started jamming "Cheeseburger In Paradise"? it was really cool. I wish we had it on tape.

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Re: Fairfax Underground After Dark
Posted by: Harry Tuttle ()
Date: August 02, 2011 06:15AM

Ward bond... was an actor...

He was exceptional....

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Re: Fairfax Underground After Dark
Posted by: bloody blisters ()
Date: August 02, 2011 06:32AM

luv it Wrote:
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> anyone remember the time when bloody blisters
> whipped out his @#$% and started
> jamming "%$#@ In his anus"? it was
> really cool. I wish we had it on tape.


ah, the good ol days

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Re: Fairfax Underground After Dark
Posted by: forbey's ()
Date: August 02, 2011 11:24PM

Harry Tuttle Wrote:
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> Hey, hit 'n run poster.... In all seriousness... I
> really appreciate the work you do around here... I
> know you could probably care less but, sometimes,
> it's just nice to hear that others appreciate
> you....
>
> I am more of a fan of the "crazy neighbor" arc
> that Alias gets... but I'm glad I'm involved in it
> somehow...

Well I can't say I know much about all that stuff brother, but what I can say is that Jesus has risen. Redemption isn't easy because God didn't plan for it to be easy. I'm just hoping He is able to soften your heart enough so that you can accept His salvation.

An eternity in hell is what the Devil wants for you. Accept the Lord and Saviour, and redeem yourself from eternal damnation. It's the Lord's challenge for you. Ask yourself: "will I accept it?"

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Re: Fairfax Underground After Dark
Posted by: Harry Tuttle ()
Date: August 02, 2011 11:27PM

I am contractually obligated to do this once a night...

Ward Bondo was an exquisite character actor... See William H. Macy in HBO's new hit series, A Game of Thorns...


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Re: Fairfax Underground After Dark
Posted by: Harry Tuttle ()
Date: August 02, 2011 11:37PM

Sooo... uhhh... this is kind of forced.... isn't it? I think this place gets a bad rap (wrap?)...

Uhh... so... Shakira.... How hot is she? Let's have a contest... Who would do the most despicable thing to have sex in Shakira?

I'll start with an easy one... I would exterminate the entire population of Colombia just to have sex with Shakira...

That would be an easy one to top...

What do you guys have up your sleeves?

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Posted by: Harry Tuttle ()
Date: August 02, 2011 11:44PM

Ok, let's mix it up a bit... (Keep in mind I am not abandoning the Shakira thing... I'll go back to that if need be)

I am here... for at least another hour... I will answer any and all questions with complete honesty....

You have one hour to ask me all the things that you wonder about...

GO!

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Re: Ask Harry Tuttle ANYTHING!
Posted by: Conie ()
Date: August 02, 2011 11:55PM

Harry Tuttle Wrote:
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> Ok, let's mix it up a bit... (Keep in mind I am
> not abandoning the Shakira thing... I'll go back
> to that if need be)
>
> I am here... for at least another hour... I will
> answer any and all questions with complete
> honesty....
>
> You have one hour to ask me all the things that
> you wonder about...
>
> GO!


Are you gay Harry Tuttle?

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Re: Ask Harry Tuttle ANYTHING!
Posted by: Harry Tuttle ()
Date: August 02, 2011 11:59PM

Gawd DAMNIT! I should've known that Conie would take me up on this offer... Good thing she is too dumb to ask a good question...


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> Are you gay Harry Tuttle?

The short answer: No... I am not gay by any definition...

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Re: Ask Harry Tuttle ANYTHING!
Posted by: Conie ()
Date: August 03, 2011 12:02AM

Harry Tuttle Wrote:
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> Gawd DAMNIT! I should've known that Conie would
> take me up on this offer... Good thing she is too
> dumb to ask a good question...
>
>
> Conie Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
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> >
> > Are you gay Harry Tuttle?
>
> The short answer: No... I am not gay by any
> definition...


What is the long answer?

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Posted by: Harry Tuttle ()
Date: August 03, 2011 12:04AM

An answer that was much longer than the one I gave you... It took several factors into account that were sort of just implied by your very vague, and uninteresting, question...

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> What is the long answer?

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Posted by: Conie ()
Date: August 03, 2011 12:09AM

Harry Tuttle Wrote:
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> An answer that was much longer than the one I gave
> you... It took several factors into account that
> were sort of just implied by your very vague, and
> uninteresting, question...
>
> Conie Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
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> > What is the long answer?


Hmmmm...ok

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Re: Fairfax Underground After Dark
Posted by: Hatemotor ()
Date: August 03, 2011 12:10AM

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Re: Fairfax Underground After Dark
Posted by: Harry Tuttle ()
Date: August 03, 2011 12:40AM

Hatemotor Wrote:
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> OK Tuttle, Adam Carrola says you can tell
> everything you need to know about someone by how
> they answer these 4 questions
>
> What's your favorite,,,

Oh great... I HATE "favorite" questions... I don't have favorites... of anything...

>
> Animal

Let's just pretend I know what you're asking... You're asking me which animal I would be if I had to change into one... I like Polar Bears... because bears are just gigantic dogs and I love dogs... Polar Bears are the biggest bear... and very powerful... I also like them because they are white, like the snow they live in... I think it's neat when animals blend into their environment... They're pretty much the king of their environment... I like that they can live in such an unforgiving climate... I envy them because I love snow... I also like the fact that they are very skilled hunting in water and in land.... ANything that is allowed to kill a baby seal is ok in my book... I like whales too, but they have a higher risk of being killed by a human...
>
> Color

Just one color is meaningless without other colors... What is the point of picking just one color and dubbing it your "favorite"? I'm going to pretend you asked me... "What color would you paint your car?" I'd paint it a dark blue....

>
> Song

I like songs.... I have a new "favorite" song every 5 minutes... I'm going to pretend you asked me "What song have you listened to the most in your life?"

I don't know for sure... but probably Aqua Boogie.. by Parliament...

>
> Car

"What car would you own, if you could own any car that exists at this time?"

Well, I'm really not into cars... I guess I'd like a car that's reliable... meaning I won't have endless problems with it... Good on gas mileage... so I don't have to fill up very frequently... Has room so I can put shit in it if I need to... I don't want a truck though... What car is that? You tell me...

>
> As you can see, this quiz is extremely
> scientific,,,

I hate this quiz..

Signatures are for fags

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Re: Fairfax Underground After Dark
Posted by: Mr.Wiggles ()
Date: August 03, 2011 12:51AM

why do i love all the parliament songs but only some of the funkadelic ones?

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Re: Fairfax Underground After Dark
Posted by: Hatemotor ()
Date: August 03, 2011 12:54AM

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Re: Fairfax Underground After Dark
Posted by: Hatemotor ()
Date: August 03, 2011 12:58AM

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Re: Fairfax Underground After Dark
Posted by: Harry Tuttle ()
Date: August 03, 2011 12:59AM

I'd have to know which funkadelic songs you like, but I'm going to assume it's because the Parliament songs were all very "funky" by today's definition... THey had a nice groove that you could dance to... and they were all about having a good time..

Funkadelic was more experimental... they tried to tear down "genres" and ranged from Psychadelic rock to dark electronica to Motown type songs... They also dealt with more abstract ideas in their lyrics... if they had lyrics at all... They were all great... just not as "fun"... does that sound right?

Mr.Wiggles Wrote:
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> why do i love all the parliament songs but only
> some of the funkadelic ones?

Signatures are for fags

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Re: Fairfax Underground After Dark
Posted by: Mr.Wiggles ()
Date: August 03, 2011 01:24AM

i like Maggot Brain the best and i could listen to that all they way through right now but on the others i only find one or two songs on each album i like a lot.

it's best just to see them live

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Re: Fairfax Underground After Dark
Posted by: bloody blisters ()
Date: August 03, 2011 06:46AM

ah, fucking conie had to set the tone for lame questions. are you gay? whats your favorite color? bleh, conie got shot with the lame gun and it just so happened her lame blood spattered on everyone's face. im surprised no one brought up the old "if you were invisible what would you do?" question. fucking lame-oids. yall missed a good opportunity to see inside the mental workings of the tuttle.

now, because i missed the time window(which was filled with riveting questions) you dont have to answer these truthfully.

a 'would you rather' theme...

...cut off you right or left arm? why?

...get fucked in the ass by christo walken sans lube or be put in a straight jacket, chained to the floor, in a small room filled with thousands of various spiders?

...kill a family member or save a murderer's life?

/'would you rather' theme

so whats your dad like?

does he have an email address?

have you ever had sexual impulses towards your mother?

have you ever thought what it would be like to be a cactus?

have you ever made someone cry just for your own amusement?


just a few examples, people. god damn you all suck except hatmeter, you're alright dew.

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Re: Fairfax Underground After Dark
Posted by: geronimo ()
Date: August 03, 2011 10:44PM

Only 10 fuckwit posts in this fuckwitted thread, and only from 4 of the major fuckwit Misery pals. Pathetic attempt at fuckwitted lameness.

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Re: Fairfax Underground After Dark
Posted by: Hatemotor ()
Date: August 03, 2011 11:52PM

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Re: Fairfax Underground After Dark
Posted by: Hatemotor ()
Date: August 03, 2011 11:54PM

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Re: Fairfax Underground After Dark
Posted by: bloody blisters ()
Date: August 04, 2011 12:13AM

hatermotet, whats the sip count tonight?

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Re: Fairfax Underground After Dark
Posted by: Hatemotor ()
Date: August 04, 2011 12:17AM

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Re: Fairfax Underground After Dark
Posted by: bloody blisters ()
Date: August 04, 2011 12:26AM

Hatemotor Wrote:
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> No count tonight, I've been taking some classes so
> I haven't been drinking this week,,,


this nigga

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Posted by: Alias ()
Date: August 04, 2011 02:54AM

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Re: Fairfax Underground After Dark
Posted by: bloody blisters ()
Date: August 04, 2011 02:59AM

Alias Wrote:
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> How about....... have you ever, in a dream, become
> an animal?


yawm, a slightly more interesting question would be "ave you ever been a woman in your dreams"? and even that is very boring.

i lost a lot of money tonight, no mames senora alias.

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Posted by: Alias ()
Date: August 04, 2011 03:30AM

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Re: Fairfax Underground After Dark
Posted by: bloody blisters ()
Date: August 04, 2011 03:41AM

Alias Wrote:
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> bloody blisters Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > Alias Wrote:
> >
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> > -----
> > >
> > > How about....... have you ever, in a dream,
> > become
> > > an animal?
>
> > yawm, a slightly more interesting question
> would
> > be "ave you ever been a woman in your dreams"?
> and
> > even that is very boring.
>
> how about... have you ever been a dog having sex
> with a cow? how's that?

yes... to answer your question and to being a better question.

> > i lost a lot of money tonight, no mames senora
> > alias.
>
> i burned my arm in the oven tonight, so... right
> back at ya, senor.

es el mismo que no?

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Posted by: Alias ()
Date: August 04, 2011 03:54AM

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Re: Fairfax Underground After Dark
Posted by: bloody blisters ()
Date: August 04, 2011 04:17AM

Alias Wrote:
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> how did you lose a lot of money, senor blisters?


the same way you burnt your arm. fucking ovens steal again!@

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Posted by: Alias ()
Date: August 04, 2011 04:30AM

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