Hello BiB's!
I hope everyone had a nice number 4 this morning. I have been eating well and have not had any bowel trouble recently. Lots of JMU kids are coming back from Spring break and the residence halls open tomorrow and classes resume on Monday. We have been dog sitting for one of the girls that rents from us and I have enjoyed walking with the dog all over campus despite the windy conditions we have been experiencing. Walking is really good for the bowels.

@ Verified, yes I experience those often, I would say about once a week.

@ brown splat, I wish you luck with those adult diapers. Are you sure there are no medications that could help you with your condition?

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dive bomber Wrote:
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> Hello BiB's!
> I hope everyone had a nice number 4 this morning.
> I have been eating well and have not had any bowel
> trouble recently. Lots of JMU kids are coming back
> from Spring break and the residence halls open
> tomorrow and classes resume on Monday. We have
> been dog sitting for one of the girls that rents
> from us and I have enjoyed walking with the dog
> all over campus despite the windy conditions we
> have been experiencing. Walking is really good for
> the bowels.
>
> @ Verified, yes I experience those often, I would
> say about once a week.
>
> @ brown splat, I wish you luck with those adult
> diapers. Are you sure there are no medications
> that could help you with your condition?


Glad to hear dive bomber! I dream of a #4. Could you share what dropping one of those is like compared to a small washer/dryer set.

That's a lot of bowels in one area. And while they are young, it would be interesting to get interviews with students inquiring about the cafeteria and how their bowels are. They are lucky to be young as my bowels would fall out.

Brown Onion Wrote:
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Brown Onion Lives with Sister Poop togetherPoop together

Verified Green Onion Wrote:
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> Had a late night. Got the coffee machine on as
> last night was a surprise poop. I woke up with the
> sensation I had to go and as soon as my cheeks
> were on the toilet right there and then. Anyone
> else experience this?


no thanks for reporting - you should contact NIH. This is the kind of once in a generation event that scientists can learn from.

My Dad is doing his taxes today, he is yelling at his laptop and when his printer jammed up he took it in the garage and smashed it with a shovel. Mom and I are going to Costco to get a new printer and hopefully get some really good fruits and vegetables. Dad wants us to pick up one of those big pizzas they sell at Costco too. When we get back I am going to stock the little refrigerator in my room and lock myself in there the rest of the day.

spring onion Wrote:
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> My Dad is doing his taxes today, he is yelling at
> his laptop and when his printer jammed up he took
> it in the garage and smashed it with a shovel. Mom
> and I are going to Costco to get a new printer and
> hopefully get some really good fruits and
> vegetables. Dad wants us to pick up one of those
> big pizzas they sell at Costco too. When we get
> back I am going to stock the little refrigerator
> in my room and lock myself in there the rest of
> the day.

Spring, sorry to hear your family earns so little your dad does his own taxes. That sucks. Get 2 pizzas for your dad and shut the fuck up about it. You have a roof over your head food to eat and even your own mini fridge in your room you ungreatful fuck. Are you perfect? You think your fruit and vegetables make you somehow better than your parents?

If you were my son I would pull that fridge out of your room, by a jar of peanut butter and a loaf of Wonder and tell you to have at it until you learn to act and speak like a respectful young man.

Finally, engaging in online chat with middle aged men about your bowels, feces, starfish and what other images and scat fantasies you get off on here is not a good sign. Your dad pays taxes and eats pizza - big deal. You are a teen hooking up with overweight 60 somethings pretending you have midwives to help you defecate and calling your anus a 'starfish.' You need counseling and you need to report the activity on this fetish site.

eggs bacon feces Wrote:
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> spring onion Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > My Dad is doing his taxes today, he is yelling
> at
> > his laptop and when his printer jammed up he
> took
> > it in the garage and smashed it with a shovel.
> Mom
> > and I are going to Costco to get a new printer
> and
> > hopefully get some really good fruits and
> > vegetables. Dad wants us to pick up one of
> those
> > big pizzas they sell at Costco too. When we get
> > back I am going to stock the little
> refrigerator
> > in my room and lock myself in there the rest of
> > the day.
>
> Spring, sorry to hear your family earns so little
> your dad does his own taxes. That sucks. Get 2
> pizzas for your dad and shut the fuck up about it.
> You have a roof over your head food to eat and
> even your own mini fridge in your room you
> ungreatful fuck. Are you perfect? You think your
> fruit and vegetables make you somehow better than
> your parents?
>
> If you were my son I would pull that fridge out of
> your room, by a jar of peanut butter and a loaf of
> Wonder and tell you to have at it until you learn
> to act and speak like a respectful young man.
>
> Finally, engaging in online chat with middle aged
> men about your bowels, feces, starfish and what
> other images and scat fantasies you get off on
> here is not a good sign. Your dad pays taxes and
> eats pizza - big deal. You are a teen hooking up
> with overweight 60 somethings pretending you have
> midwives to help you defecate and calling your
> anus a 'starfish.' You need counseling and you
> need to report the activity on this fetish site.


Thank you for your concern. Yes my Dad is not wealthy but he has a steady government job with good benefits.
I think you are reading a little too much into what goes on here in this thread, there is nothing evil here. We joke about things but offer support as well. The people who post the gross pictures are for whatever reason jealous of the rest of us and posting disgusting pictures is the only way they know how to get attention. I block all the images here and have done so for quite some time. I do feel sorry for the nasty picture posting guy though.
You are right about me being a lucky kid, even though my family is not rich I have always had food, shelter, health insurance, a decent education and the list goes on. All jokes aside I love my family and I thank my parents for their efforts regularly. Yes my Dad is an overweight alcoholic with bad gas problems but nobody is perfect. He never drives after drinking .

spring onion Wrote:
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> eggs bacon feces Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
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> > spring onion Wrote:
> >
> --------------------------------------------------
>
> > -----
> > > My Dad is doing his taxes today, he is
> yelling
> > at
> > > his laptop and when his printer jammed up he
> > took
> > > it in the garage and smashed it with a
> shovel.
> > Mom
> > > and I are going to Costco to get a new
> printer
> > and
> > > hopefully get some really good fruits and
> > > vegetables. Dad wants us to pick up one of
> > those
> > > big pizzas they sell at Costco too. When we
> get
> > > back I am going to stock the little
> > refrigerator
> > > in my room and lock myself in there the rest
> of
> > > the day.
> >
> > Spring, sorry to hear your family earns so
> little
> > your dad does his own taxes. That sucks. Get
> 2
> > pizzas for your dad and shut the fuck up about
> it.
> > You have a roof over your head food to eat and
> > even your own mini fridge in your room you
> > ungreatful fuck. Are you perfect? You think
> your
> > fruit and vegetables make you somehow better
> than
> > your parents?
> >
> > If you were my son I would pull that fridge out
> of
> > your room, by a jar of peanut butter and a loaf
> of
> > Wonder and tell you to have at it until you
> learn
> > to act and speak like a respectful young man.
> >
> > Finally, engaging in online chat with middle
> aged
> > men about your bowels, feces, starfish and what
> > other images and scat fantasies you get off on
> > here is not a good sign. Your dad pays taxes
> and
> > eats pizza - big deal. You are a teen hooking
> up
> > with overweight 60 somethings pretending you
> have
> > midwives to help you defecate and calling your
> > anus a 'starfish.' You need counseling and you
> > need to report the activity on this fetish
> site.
>
>
> Thank you for your concern. Yes my Dad is not
> wealthy but he has a steady government job with
> good benefits.
> I think you are reading a little too much into
> what goes on here in this thread, there is nothing
> evil here. We joke about things but offer support
> as well. The people who post the gross pictures
> are for whatever reason jealous of the rest of us
> and posting disgusting pictures is the only way
> they know how to get attention. I block all the
> images here and have done so for quite some time.
> I do feel sorry for the nasty picture posting guy
> though.
> You are right about me being a lucky kid, even
> though my family is not rich I have always had
> food, shelter, health insurance, a decent
> education and the list goes on. All jokes aside I
> love my family and I thank my parents for their
> efforts regularly. Yes my Dad is an overweight
> alcoholic with bad gas problems but nobody is
> perfect. He never drives after drinking .

Spring, I was watching myself take a shit when I scanned my iPad and saw your heartfelt post - I almost dropped my rectal mirror in the toilet! What a wonderful young man you are. My Spic midwives were wiping my tears away as I bore down on a Sheffield class-sized piece of shit I was 'delivering' as if it was a baby.

Just kidding, though I do watch my asshole while I shit and I pretend I am having a baby I do not really have Spic women pulling the shit out like a real child birth. Thats just a joke I say to help be supportive to other people here that watch their assholes when they shit.

You are a fine young man and even though your dad's asshole or 'starfish' as I like to call it, has to pass the food he overeats he is your dad. In closing you dont want to tell any trusted adults about his forum - it will be our secret;)

So nice to see our third world savage impersonators. Actually clever to try hijacking my O with a 0.

How are your bowels? Please enlighten us.

Brown Onion Wrote:
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> So nice to see our third world savage
> impersonators. Actually clever to try hijacking my
> O with a 0.
>
> How are your bowels? Please enlighten us.


If they only knew how lucky they were they wouldn't mock us.

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>BO Logs in to see these picsBO Logs in to see these picsBO Logs in to see these picsBO Logs in to see these picsBO Logs in to see these picsBO Logs in to see these pics

Verified Green Onion Wrote:
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> Brown Onion Wrote:
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> > So nice to see our third world savage
> > impersonators. Actually clever to try hijacking
> my
> > O with a 0.
> >
> > How are your bowels? Please enlighten us.
>
>
> If they only knew how lucky they were they
> wouldn't mock us.

'us' as if its two different people. lol. What is funny is BO logs in to post to see/cause more pics then logs out - never posts anywhere else

4kkdh Wrote:
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> Verified Green Onion Wrote:
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> > Brown Onion Wrote:
> >
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>
> > -----
> > > So nice to see our third world savage
> > > impersonators. Actually clever to try
> hijacking
> > my
> > > O with a 0.
> > >
> > > How are your bowels? Please enlighten us.
> >
> >
> > If they only knew how lucky they were they
> > wouldn't mock us.
>
> 'us' as if its two different people. lol. What
> is funny is BO logs in to post to see/cause more
> pics then logs out - never posts anywhere else


No fuckhead lets be real. Evidence all through this thread shows you stalk him with gifs and the fake BO account. You are the ultimate internet tough guy. How are those 3 pound barbells pussy?And you hijack my name showing what levels you'll take.

The amount of bitterness this individual carries I feel sorry for him really.

For people talking about their shit and shitting you seem very serious about things like screen names. I thought that was the whole idea of registering a name - its yours. Why not lighten up and admit the fact you all go into great detail worrying and describing basic bodily functions is in and of itself humorous.

Miscavage1 Wrote:
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> 4kkdh Wrote:
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> > Verified Green Onion Wrote:
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> > > Brown Onion Wrote:
> > >
> >
> --------------------------------------------------
>
> >
> > > -----
> > > > So nice to see our third world savage
> > > > impersonators. Actually clever to try
> > hijacking
> > > my
> > > > O with a 0.
> > > >
> > > > How are your bowels? Please enlighten us.
> > >
> > >
> > > If they only knew how lucky they were they
> > > wouldn't mock us.
> >
> > 'us' as if its two different people. lol.
> What
> > is funny is BO logs in to post to see/cause
> more
> > pics then logs out - never posts anywhere else
>
>
> No fuckhead lets be real. Evidence all through
> this thread shows you stalk him with gifs and the
> fake BO account. You are the ultimate internet
> tough guy. How are those 3 pound barbells
> pussy?And you hijack my name showing what levels
> you'll take.


Hijack your name? wtf are you talking about? You want a name register it then its yours. My guess is you dont know how to do it. Someone setup/gave you the Brown Onion registered name and you are to fucking stupid to know how to register Verified Green Onion, Miscavage, Spring Onion, Brown Splatter and your other names. Dummy.

So its a big deal when someone with a brain registers or 'hijacks' a name because you dont know how and it makes your strange habit of posting all day under different names more obvious and harder.

On the positive side it would be a hassle logging in and out for each different name anyway so in some ways your low IQ is saving you some time.

Have a great evening!

Outrageous and sad. You must be a very bitter person in real life. Two questions: are you under 15 years old and what is your waist size?

Fuckhead thinks he is a big internet tough guy. Makes fun of us that like the heft and feel of our own waste on our chests. Bet he uses the pink weights in the gym.

Instead of hyjinks and other nonsense, get to know your local grocer. None of these profound problems. None.

Hwy congrats to VGO and miscavage for finally getting permanent names, you two stupid fucking cunts.

Well since you stole their names and have wasted months here, please tell us about your bowels.

It really doesn't matter. Just more wasted effort/time on your part.

Got a big external hemmeroid today. Thinking about donating blood tomorrow.

Simple solution. No doctors needed. Visit your local grocer and get to know the produce manager. Inquire about organic vegetables and fruit. Get to ask for a tour of the facilities and each week with your local grocer you can eat well.

Brown Onion Wrote:
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I pretend I have babies on toiletbabies on toilet

Brown Onion Wrote:
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You cannot 'steal' a registered name. You can ask for the password and take it over like you did with our friend but, no you cannot 'steal' a registered name. You poor dumb old fuck.

I ate bacon. What was I thinking? My poor bowels!

Have you guys tried Old Folks frozen breakfast sausage patties from Walmart? They are really good and they store in the freezer well so they don't get wasted. I had 4 of them with a big bowl of buttery grits and a large diet ginger ale for breakfast and now I feel great!
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Dad and the obese neighbor naked under the pink blanket sleeping, hugging, and farting is gross. Mom is taking me to Aldi and I am happy to get out of this madhouse.

Matilda and I enjoyed a nice breakfast at First Watch. Our bowels found the food agreeable, at least so far. Now to see if I can find some Mexicans or negroes who need to be educated on bowel friendly foods. It seems their hot spicy foods or soul food is not good for one's colon, and I want to make a difference in the community today.

boiled onion Wrote:
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> Have you guys tried Old Folks frozen breakfast
> sausage patties from Walmart? They are really good
> and they store in the freezer well so they don't
> get wasted. I had 4 of them with a big bowl of
> buttery grits and a large diet ginger ale for
> breakfast and now I feel great!


you missed the opportunity to make 'skillet gravy' hasten your impending death.

Later on I am making my famous meatloaf. Two pounds of ground beef with one pound of Bob Evans zesty sausage, chopped onion, chopped red pepper, garlic, crushed ritz crackers, a couple eggs, salt, pepper and lots of accent flavor enhancer. I bake it for 50 minutes then cover it with a cup and a half of ketchup and bake another 15 minutes. Served with mashed potatoes.
Look out bowels, here it comes!

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Curious BO. Is this yours?
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Dad and the obese neighbor are doing naked somersaults on the front yard. I hope no friends of mine see this as its awful. Mom calls it gymnastics, but I wish they could do this somewhere else. Mom is drinking cheap beer. And smoking cigarettes.

Mr. Brown you've got a lovely forum
by,
Jhonny Bravo



Mr. Brown you've got a lovely forum
support for bowel trouble is somethin' rare
But it's sad, I cant move my bowels right now
They've made it clear enough it ain't no good to push

Yes I've tried to use my rectal mirror
But my old starfish just looks the same
Things have changed, my bowels don't work well now
They've made it clear enough it ain't no good to push

Walkin' about, even in a crowd, well
I'd love to push one out, makes a bloke feel so proud
If the midwives come round to see me (round to see me)
Tell them that my ass is feelin' fine (feelin' fine)
Don't let on, don't say all I can do is fart
I'd go down on my knees but it's no good to push

Instead of constantly posting about your digestive problems, visit Moms Organic Grocer. There the foods are high quality. I think you'll like the produce manager George, who is knowledgeable on the fruits and vegetables your body desires. Go out and meet George and the wonderful staffs whom are eager to support you.

Want that groan throne! I have leg heaters but need to upgrade.

Mr Bravo as usual very talented and well done sir. Might be singing later on to this before the bloodcurling screams.

Advice is correct. Those of us that chose the profession did so to help our fellow man, to make a difference. Tears come to my eyes when I see overweight middle aged men pass me by on the way to processed foods and sweets.

Local Grocer Wrote:
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> Advice is correct. Those of us that chose the
> profession did so to help our fellow man, to make
> a difference. Tears come to my eyes when I see
> overweight middle aged men pass me by on the way
> to processed foods and sweets.


YOU MAY MY GLORIES AND MY STATE DEPOSE, BUT NOT MY GRIEFS; STILL AM I KING OF THOSE.

Local Grocer Wrote:
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> Advice is correct. Those of us that chose the
> profession did so to help our fellow man, to make
> a difference. Tears come to my eyes when I see
> overweight middle aged men pass me by on the way
> to processed foods and sweets.


So this is your priesthood calling? Come on man!

Dad and the obese neighbor are going to have a wrestling match tonight for a charity called NAMBLA. I hope this cause earns money as I'm sure its helpful, but I hope the obese neighbor does not DDT my boss or hurt him in any way. Dad is just not a big man and I worry about the weight difference.

seriously fucked up thread here. sick people, sick conversations

Joe from heaven Wrote:
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> seriously fucked up thread here. sick people,
> sick conversations

Guess your bowels are better than ours.

Or that you have yet to leave the computer, get in your vehicle, and visit your local grocer. Bring your reusable grocery bags, strike up conversation with the produce manager. They are here to help you, and their experience and knowledge of fruits and vegetables will help you feel better. If the produce manager is out, talk to your local grocer store manager. Avoid prepackaged foods. Yes they are cheap and easy to prepare but you are what you eat. Your local grocer will even load your purchases in the car.

Hi all, 5am guy here again. 5am guy would just like to mention that 5am guy does have a friend who works in the produce department at Giant food and 5am guy guesses you could call him a local grocer. 5am guy went to high school with him. Since 5am guy works all night 5am guy has time to visit his local grocer friend on weekday mornings.
5am guy is getting off work soon and will have some time off to visit the mostly Hispanic girl. She wants 5am guy to take her to taco bell.

I ate biscuits and gravy. What was I thinking? My poor bowels!

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BO wants picsBO wants picsBO wants picsBO wants picshere you go!

Verified Green Onion1 Wrote:
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> Local Grocer Wrote:
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> -----
> > Advice is correct. Those of us that chose the
> > profession did so to help our fellow man, to
> make
> > a difference. Tears come to my eyes when I see
> > overweight middle aged men pass me by on the
> way
> > to processed foods and sweets.
>
>
> So this is your priesthood calling? Come on man!


lol you started as 'Green Onion' then had to change to 'Verified Green Onion' now its 'Verified Green Onion1' - you certainly are a dipshit and definitely the same idiot that posts as 'Brown Onion' - what a fucking dumbshit.

Verified dumbass Wrote:
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> > Local Grocer Wrote:
> >
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>
> > -----
> > > Advice is correct. Those of us that chose
> the
> > > profession did so to help our fellow man, to
> > make
> > > a difference. Tears come to my eyes when I
> see
> > > overweight middle aged men pass me by on the
> > way
> > > to processed foods and sweets.
> >
> >
> > So this is your priesthood calling? Come on
> man!
>
>
> lol you started as 'Green Onion' then had to
> change to 'Verified Green Onion' now its 'Verified
> Green Onion1' - you certainly are a dipshit and
> definitely the same idiot that posts as 'Brown
> Onion' - what a fucking dumbshit.


The rugrats were over for Sunday dinner and helped me register my name so you cannot steal it anymore. Your imitations are very flattering but I worry about how much time you must have on your hands. Tell us more about your superior bowels.

Dad seems distant. The obese neighbor took me to school today. He's actually a nice person, despite having a pizza in the back seat and farting non stop. He packed me a healthy lunch but I don't know why him and dad eat what they do.

In lieu of Saint Patrick's Day a pot of gold and my local grocer might be in my colon.

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I post 4 pics!I post 4 pics!I post 4 pics!I post 4 pics!I post 4 pics!I post 4 pics!I post 4 pics!

My Dad was off work today, I am afraid of what I am going to find when I get home. He said something about making meatloaf. He will probably be drunk and letting out meatloaf farts. He always takes off when the clocks change.

Got a Stouffers pot pie, potato chips, and beers. My bowels my choice you sanctimonious fuckers!

spring onion Wrote:
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> My Dad was off work today, I am afraid of what I
> am going to find when I get home. He said
> something about making meatloaf. He will probably
> be drunk and letting out meatloaf farts. He always
> takes off when the clocks change.


As you can see this idiot has hijacked stolen my name. Is it bowel problems caused by day light savings time?

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> spring onion Wrote:
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> > My Dad was off work today, I am afraid of what
> I
> > am going to find when I get home. He said
> > something about making meatloaf. He will
> probably
> > be drunk and letting out meatloaf farts. He
> always
> > takes off when the clocks change.
>
>
> As you can see this idiot has hijacked stolen my
> name. Is it bowel problems caused by day light
> savings time?

Lost Property Report:

Name 'Green Onion' - STOLEN
Name 'Verified Green Onion' - STOLEN
Name 'Verified Green Onion1' - STOLEN
Name 'Verified Green Onion Real 1' - pending

Honestly I have to admit the superior bowels crowd is getting to me, breaking me down. I think I might break down and make that trip to the Local Grocer and have a heart to heart with the Produce Manager. Spring, PM me if you want a ride to that spot under the bride we texted about...

Sitting here laughing for now. Yes I am sure my bowels will deliver a extra large unpleasant heap tomorrow, but the stealing of names and impersonations reminds me of the slant eyes bullshit propaganda and tricks in Nam.

Got to say job well done, but the day your rear end looks like a white woman after she's walked through Harlem, then you'll understand. Comical and enjoy your bowels.

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I ate frosted flakes. What was I thinking? My poor bowels!

Diced Onion Wrote:
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> I ate frosted flakes. What was I thinking? My poor
> bowels!


not really that funny or entertaining. Why not come up with something more imaginative? Something about visiting the Grocer or some shit. Even spinning signz for bayz in bayz is funnier than your posts...

Remember the scene from Jaws "you're going to need a bigger boat?"

Dad is smoking cigarettes, drinking beers. The obese neighbor is passed out naked over the couch, his ass in the air and farting. Its disgusting but dad just sits and laughs, eating pretzels and drinking more. Mom cries in the kitchen. Grandma has a crack pipe.

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While you romper room village idiots are putting up pictures and write ups, real research is going on at Pepperdine.

Instead of eating fattening sugary laden foods, stop by your local grocer. Yes you can pay less money for fast food garbage or even the processed packaged stuff, but you're adding to your woes. A great person to get to know at your local grocer is someone called the produce manager. They handle the fruits and vegetables. The produce manager knows recipes too.

French crullers. What was I thinking? My poor bowels!

Slept well last night but unhappy waking up to the obese neighbor and dad arguing. Dad said he's eggs were runny and threw food and hot coffee at the obese neighbor yelling, "you stupid bitch!" I feel bad for the obese neighbor. Moms room door opened and another lady walked out. On a plus note she gave me healthy vegetables to take to school, but the vibrating carrot is strange.

The fake postings are funny.

Today at school everyone is talking about the walk out at 10am to protest school shootings. Half the kids are walking out and I cant decide if I want to walk or stay. I was thinking that I could stay in class and discuss healthy eating with some of the fat kids. I have noticed that none of the Asian kids are even slightly overweight, I would like to know more about their diets.

Spring Onion Wrote:
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> Slept well last night but unhappy waking up to the
> obese neighbor and dad arguing. Dad said he's eggs
> were runny and threw food and hot coffee at the
> obese neighbor yelling, "you stupid bitch!" I feel
> bad for the obese neighbor. Moms room door opened
> and another lady walked out. On a plus note she
> gave me healthy vegetables to take to school, but
> the vibrating carrot is strange.

Spring, your dad's anger is understandable - runny eggs are disgusting and have been know to drive men to desperate acts. The obese neighbor is clearly the 'bitch' or submissive partner in the relationship - dont feel bad for him he needs stern correction when making mistakes serving your dad.

Sounds like your mom is exploring new territory in her life and her marriage - good for her. None of this is your 'fault' so dont beat yourself up over it. Perhaps your parents were queer when society forced them into a marriage that resulted in your birth - an unnatural outcome of the union of your homosexual parents.

PS ask your Nanna about the benifits of crack and studying. Good luck and 'eat fresh' my young friend.

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> The fake postings are funny.
>
> Today at school everyone is talking about the walk
> out at 10am to protest school shootings. Half the
> kids are walking out and I cant decide if I want
> to walk or stay. I was thinking that I could stay
> in class and discuss healthy eating with some of
> the fat kids. I have noticed that none of the
> Asian kids are even slightly overweight, I would
> like to know more about their diets.

Spring - dont worry about the imposters; they deserve our pity and support as they have real problems. Being passive and NOT protesting the slaughter of your generation as a result of the fecklessness of my generation is an excellent choice. Staying with the fat-fucks to council them on their bowels and slovenly life choices is also an excellent choice although I believe after hearing the drek you plan to offer they would welcome the arms of death from a high velocity bullet.

ps if you are free after school Id love to meet up with you; I can pick you up in my windowless van and we can go drone shopping!

spring onion Wrote:
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> The fake postings are funny.
>
> Today at school everyone is talking about the walk
> out at 10am to protest school shootings. Half the
> kids are walking out and I cant decide if I want
> to walk or stay. I was thinking that I could stay
> in class and discuss healthy eating with some of
> the fat kids. I have noticed that none of the
> Asian kids are even slightly overweight, I would
> like to know more about their diets.


I feel sorry you guys are all going through this and like you, at first I was angry but BO is right laugh at the fake postings as they are funny.

Are the Asian kids morbidly obese or just slightly overweight?

Spinning signz ballz and holez out for specialz. Bring me your dollarz on Fairfax Boulevardz. Get bayz in bayz fun wivez not knowz no problemz

goulash, imposters and my sister Matilda's herpes is active so I have to FAP on the groan throne while the midwives step out to give me privacy and my starfish dilates to 3cm...

Genuine Green Onion Wrote:
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> spring onion Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > The fake postings are funny.
> >
> > Today at school everyone is talking about the
> walk
> > out at 10am to protest school shootings. Half
> the
> > kids are walking out and I cant decide if I
> want
> > to walk or stay. I was thinking that I could
> stay
> > in class and discuss healthy eating with some
> of
> > the fat kids. I have noticed that none of the
> > Asian kids are even slightly overweight, I
> would
> > like to know more about their diets.
>
>
> I feel sorry you guys are all going through this
> and like you, at first I was angry but BO is right
> laugh at the fake postings as they are funny.
>
> Are the Asian kids morbidly obese or just slightly
> overweight?

No, the Asian kids are not fat. It is mostly Hispanic and black kids that are fat. Also Dune coon kids are not fat. They eat couscous and goat meat or chicken breast often.

It was weird walking out of school for the protest. Upon leaving the door found the obese neighbor dressed up as a pink naked lady liberty. Dad was drinking a beer smoking cigarettes and laughing calling us "a bunch of pussies." It is getting really strange lately.

The new adult underwears are better. Yet I think my boss has been having me telework. I think its the smell.

Spring Onion Wrote:
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> It was weird walking out of school for the
> protest. Upon leaving the door found the obese
> neighbor dressed up as a pink naked lady liberty.
> Dad was drinking a beer smoking cigarettes and
> laughing calling us "a bunch of pussies." It is
> getting really strange lately.


Wondering if the Obese neighbor has mentioned working at Jiffy Lube - he sounds as if he may be employed as a sign spinning artist...

Pearl Harbor version 2.0 is over. The slant eyes had it coming this time and while my bowels clenched, out came a Toyota.

My boss wants me to stay home because of the smell from my adult underwear. Any ideas would be appreciated.

Brown Splatter Wrote:
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> My boss wants me to stay home because of the smell
> from my adult underwear. Any ideas would be
> appreciated.


If you could stop by your local grocer, ask for the produce manager for the diet. Now I cannot guarantee a miracle but if you ask for the grocer manager, through experience and training they will know which incontinence supplies are the best.

My grocer recommends these foods,
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Brown Onion Wrote:
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u must really luv picsu must really luv pics
u must really luv pics
u must really luv pics
u must really luv pics

I am eating lasagna French fries and drumstick ice cream cones. My bowels my choice and these sanctimonious assholes enjoy the dump!

This forum has been for us old timers, and I do not think the pictures and disgusting comments are helpful or respectful for that matter. This used to be a good place for information and to know other people experienced this. Could the people interfering with this please find another one to hijack please?

Dave Johns Wrote:
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> This forum has been for us old timers, and I do
> not think the pictures and disgusting comments are
> helpful or respectful for that matter. This used
> to be a good place for information and to know
> other people experienced this. Could the people
> interfering with this please find another one to
> hijack please?

Im inclined to agree. The pictures are gross and the person that is always posting about delivering his bowel movement like a baby with midwives through his 'starfish' is equally disturbed. Its obvious there are one or two people here with issues approaching it in a semi-mature way but the rest is the pictures and a sick person with half a dozen personas talking to himself.

Boiled Onion Wrote:
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> I am eating lasagna French fries and drumstick ice
> cream cones. My bowels my choice and these
> sanctimonious assholes enjoy the dump!

Why not eat a dead rat with broken glass - no one here cares. Save some time and dont bother posting this worthless info

ok

Don't listen to these party crashers Mr. Johns. As you know their starfish aren't stinky tuna with decaying teeth, and their bowels work beautifully. Their Bristol Stool Guides scores are high, and they don't spend hours of wailing, crying, tearing tiles with toes. Hope they enjoy their tide pods.

I love our leader

Hi all! 5am guy checking in again. 5am guy has been eating salad from the Harris Teeter salad bar lately and it has caused 5am guy to have some diarrhea which makes 5am guy feel weak. 5am guy finds that fiber is good but too much of it can be bad. 5am guy selected the music of Junior Brown and his steel guitar to dump by today. 5am guy loves that kind of music.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=x_wLVCLPx0M

5am guy extends best wishes to all the brothers in bowel.

Brown Onion Wrote:
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BO demands more Pics!BO demands more Pics!BO demands more Pics!BO demands more Pics!

5am guy Wrote:
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> Hi all! 5am guy checking in again. 5am guy has
> been eating salad from the Harris Teeter salad bar
> lately and it has caused 5am guy to have some
> diarrhea which makes 5am guy feel weak. 5am guy
> finds that fiber is good but too much of it can be
> bad. 5am guy selected the music of Junior Brown
> and his steel guitar to dump by today. 5am guy
> loves that kind of music.
>
> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=x_wLVCLPx0M
>
> 5am guy extends best wishes to all the brothers in
> bowel.

Unresolved toilet training power struggles between child and parent are the main reason adults carry an obsession about their bowels into adulthood. You focus on your elimination as if it is something to be planned, orchestrated and most importantly discussed as important to others. You need professional help to move beyond this so your normal bodily functions no longer interfere with your daily life.

If you cannot afford to see a therapist I would advise contacting Fairfax Family Services or local Church Family Services - they can offer free or nearly free treatment.

This morning my Dad tried to make me eat fruit loops for breakfast. He said that the rasin bran that I usually eat is sissy food. He says that we are going trout fishing during spring break and we will be camping in the woods and eating fresh trout cooked over a campfire. I reminded him that I am supposed to be spending spring break at grandmas house so I can visit Richard Bland junior college. He said we will see. Camping with my dad would be a living hell.

Spinning signz on Fairfax Boulevardz. Come on down wearing no clothez bayz in bayz specialz!

I wish the obese neighbor would go back to his house. Seeing him naked reminds me of a slab of fat ribs and is not pleasant to wake up to. Mom is smoking a lot of cigarettes lately and has white powder around her nose.

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> >
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> >
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> on
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> bottom
> > titled "Show Develop menu in menu bar". Check
> that
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> >
> > You'll notice that in your menu bar between
> > Bookmarks and Window you have a menu called
> > Develop. Near the bottom of that menu list is
> > Disable Images — click it. Now your browsing
> > experience is image free!
>
>
> Just bumping this post to remind everyone how easy
> it is to block all the childish images on this
> thread.

As usual people screwing with us. For one day I would like great bowels so I could be an asshole.

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> Feel the cinder blocks coming downcinder blocks coming downcinder blocks coming downcinder blocks coming down