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Welcome to Fairfax Underground, a project site designed to improve communication among residents of Fairfax County, VA. Feel free to post anything Northern Virginia residents would find interesting.
so i have these three glass bassets right, they are pretty cool. very low maintenance and we get along just fine.
I'm a no singing white boy so I hum along.
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Morris Day, Prince's buddy from Minneapolis. The Old New Wave
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Welcome to Fairfax Underground, a project site designed to improve communication among residents of Fairfax County, VA. Feel free to post anything Northern Virginia residents would find interesting.
Re: Fairfax Underground After Dark
Posted by:
A CHALLENGE
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Date: February 20, 2011 12:40AM
Ah, shit, I give up.
Re: Fairfax Underground After Dark
Posted by:
Mr. Misery
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Date: February 20, 2011 12:40AM
I'm not feelin' it tonight, guys
Re: Fairfax Underground After Dark
Posted by:
Mr. Misery
()
Date: February 20, 2011 12:41AM
when you're hot you're hot, when you're not you're not
Re: Fairfax Underground After Dark
Posted by:
Don't give me that shit
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Date: February 20, 2011 12:44AM
Fake it until you make it.
Man up!
Be like Don Geronimo, not Mike O'Meara.
Do you want to be the Mike O'Meara of Fairfax Underground??
Man up!
Be like Don Geronimo, not Mike O'Meara.
Do you want to be the Mike O'Meara of Fairfax Underground??
Re: Fairfax Underground After Dark
Posted by:
.?
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Date: February 20, 2011 12:44AM
WHO HERE IS INTO SCAT PORN ?
Re: Fairfax Underground After Dark
Posted by:
Work Produces Inspiration
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Date: February 20, 2011 12:48AM
Don't give up, Miz.
Never, never, never give up.
Keep pushing, and suddenly that flame will be lit, and the muse will touch your forehead (maybe even themuse, heh heh).
Never, never, never give up.
Keep pushing, and suddenly that flame will be lit, and the muse will touch your forehead (maybe even themuse, heh heh).
Re: Fairfax Underground After Dark
Posted by:
OTOH
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Date: February 20, 2011 12:50AM
I can understand why you would be feeling sad AFTER FUCKING EESH KILLED YOUR BEAUTIFUL BABY BOY!
Re: Fairfax Underground After Dark
Posted by:
Isn't that just like Harry Tuttle
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Date: February 20, 2011 12:54AM
When you need him, he's nowhere to be found.
When his "pall" Miz isn't "feeling it," you MIGHT think old Harry would drop in to say an encouraging word or two.
But nooooooooooooooo. Harry has other, more important things to do.
The message sent by Harry's absence: Fuck Miz.
amirite?
When his "pall" Miz isn't "feeling it," you MIGHT think old Harry would drop in to say an encouraging word or two.
But nooooooooooooooo. Harry has other, more important things to do.
The message sent by Harry's absence: Fuck Miz.
amirite?
Re: Fairfax Underground After Dark
Posted by:
tomahawk
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Date: February 20, 2011 01:49AM
I last looked at this thread when it was less than one full page. Now it's 14. Reading the last three posts I see I didn't miss much.
Re: Fairfax Underground After Dark
Posted by:
voodooslut
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Date: February 20, 2011 01:49AM
Where are all the after dark people? This place closes down early.
You need a gimmick.
How 'bout some dancers in cages?
I'm thinking maybe Conie and that brit doctor.
You need a gimmick.
How 'bout some dancers in cages?
I'm thinking maybe Conie and that brit doctor.
Re: Fairfax Underground After Dark
Posted by:
Mr. Misery
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Date: February 20, 2011 01:51AM
you gotta problemo with me, tomahawk? Are you one of the anti-mizo people on this forum?
Re: Fairfax Underground After Dark
Posted by:
Mr. Misery
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Date: February 20, 2011 01:53AM
I did have my stead and masched potatoes today...and it was magnificent.
yet somehow, I'm just not feeling zesty.
yet somehow, I'm just not feeling zesty.
Re: Fairfax Underground After Dark
Posted by:
tomahawk
()
Date: February 20, 2011 01:53AM
Mr. Misery Wrote:
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> you gotta problemo with me, tomahawk? Are you one
> of the anti-mizo people on this forum?
Is there a membership fee? Does it mean I will get lots of email spam? Forget it, not interested.
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> you gotta problemo with me, tomahawk? Are you one
> of the anti-mizo people on this forum?
Is there a membership fee? Does it mean I will get lots of email spam? Forget it, not interested.
Re: Fairfax Underground After Dark
Posted by:
Conie
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Date: February 20, 2011 01:53AM
voodooslut Wrote:
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> Where are all the after dark people? This place
> closes down early.
>
> You need a gimmick.
>
> How 'bout some dancers in cages?
>
> I'm thinking maybe Conie and that brit doctor.
I'm game if brit doc is
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> Where are all the after dark people? This place
> closes down early.
>
> You need a gimmick.
>
> How 'bout some dancers in cages?
>
> I'm thinking maybe Conie and that brit doctor.
I'm game if brit doc is
Re: Fairfax Underground After Dark
Posted by:
Mr. Misery
()
Date: February 20, 2011 01:55AM
by the way, I just realized today there's a wrestler out there who calls himself "The Miz"........some nodoby ripping off my gimmick. Where's Vince McMahon at??
Re: Fairfax Underground After Dark
Posted by:
Mr. Misery
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Date: February 20, 2011 02:12AM
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Re: Fairfax Underground After Dark
Posted by:
voodooslut
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Date: February 20, 2011 02:15AM
tomahawk Wrote:
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> I last looked at this thread when it was less than
> one full page. Now it's 14. Reading the last three
> posts I see I didn't miss much.
Hang in there... Conie has already PM'd me. She wants to shimmy in a cage and I think the doc is ready to ditch his white coat.
Maybe Harry could dress up as Gypsy Rose Lee and put on a fun burlesque show.
That would pull in the crowds.
This place is gonna rock.
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> I last looked at this thread when it was less than
> one full page. Now it's 14. Reading the last three
> posts I see I didn't miss much.
Hang in there... Conie has already PM'd me. She wants to shimmy in a cage and I think the doc is ready to ditch his white coat.
Maybe Harry could dress up as Gypsy Rose Lee and put on a fun burlesque show.
That would pull in the crowds.
This place is gonna rock.
Re: Fairfax Underground After Dark
Posted by:
bloody blisters
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Date: February 20, 2011 04:34AM
so i have these three glass bassets right, they are pretty cool. very low maintenance and we get along just fine.
Re: Fairfax Underground After Dark
Posted by:
Harry Tuttle
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Date: February 20, 2011 06:24AM
Why did I lose time? Last thing I remember, I was hanging out near the dumpster with my friend Terry, Terry's plus-size cousin, Ultra Terry (Fondly referred to as "Kitchen Terry"), and my friend, Chico Papas, who happens to look like a dead mouse stuck in a glue trap... (He wasn't dead when we met)... We were drinking the concoction of assorted liquids that collect at the bottom of the FU:AD trashcans trying to catch a buzz. We weren't hurting nobody. Some doods in uniforms show up and try to cop an attitude... talkin'bout we were loitering and we can't stay here...
..Move along, he says... Nevermind that he's tresspassing on MY home disrespecting ME! Terry started getting mouthy (Napoleon Complex) and I ended up getting pushed into a pile of rubbish... FUCKING RUBBISH! UNBELIEVABLE! I wasn't going to stand for that....
... So, I picked up the pieces of my battered ego and found myself at "eesh Hyundai". Terry got the idea of crashing in one of the used cars on the lot... Kitchen came through with the SlimJim skillz... and we piled in the back of a '97 Tiburon... just to get off our feet.
I remember hearing the effeminate cooing of a male baby... I immediately began to sport wood... y'know... a chubby... I heard a familiar voice telling me to turn around... Then... BLACK...
Now, here I am... 25 minutes after FU-AD closed... and I am covered with dry semen... and blood...
Like I usually am...
I just don't remember semen smelling like gasoline... Maybe someone ate too much okra... (not gonna name any names, LOOOL!)
Who nose? Amirite? Maybe I'll make it next time...
Signatures are for fags
Edited 1 time(s). Last edit at 02/20/2011 06:36AM by Harry Tuttle.
..Move along, he says... Nevermind that he's tresspassing on MY home disrespecting ME! Terry started getting mouthy (Napoleon Complex) and I ended up getting pushed into a pile of rubbish... FUCKING RUBBISH! UNBELIEVABLE! I wasn't going to stand for that....
... So, I picked up the pieces of my battered ego and found myself at "eesh Hyundai". Terry got the idea of crashing in one of the used cars on the lot... Kitchen came through with the SlimJim skillz... and we piled in the back of a '97 Tiburon... just to get off our feet.
I remember hearing the effeminate cooing of a male baby... I immediately began to sport wood... y'know... a chubby... I heard a familiar voice telling me to turn around... Then... BLACK...
Now, here I am... 25 minutes after FU-AD closed... and I am covered with dry semen... and blood...
Like I usually am...
I just don't remember semen smelling like gasoline... Maybe someone ate too much okra... (not gonna name any names, LOOOL!)
Who nose? Amirite? Maybe I'll make it next time...
Signatures are for fags
Edited 1 time(s). Last edit at 02/20/2011 06:36AM by Harry Tuttle.
Re: Fairfax Underground After Dark
Posted by:
Harry Tuttle
()
Date: February 20, 2011 10:21PM
Knock knock bitches.... Just a warning to the wieners... a word to the wise... I'm going to be totally bazonked by 10:45. I was going to write more but I can't focus..
See y'all at midnite.
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See y'all at midnite.
Signatures are for fags
Re: Fairfax Underground After Dark
Posted by:
dika-dika
()
Date: February 20, 2011 10:40PM
I'm on my back up computer, have to recover my primary. That dam IE9 RC isn't worth a shit, tried to uninstall and move back to IE8, now no browser period.. Do your magic Norton Ghost.
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Re: Fairfax Underground After Dark
Posted by:
Harry Tuttle
()
Date: February 20, 2011 10:41PM
LOL! You use Internet Explorer... That speaks volumes about your character... You may as well use AOL...
Signatures are for fags
Signatures are for fags
Re: Fairfax Underground After Dark
Posted by:
dika-dika
()
Date: February 20, 2011 10:54PM
AOL is shit, and they collect info on you
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Re: Fairfax Underground After Dark
Posted by:
eesh
()
Date: February 20, 2011 10:59PM
dika-dika Wrote:
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> I'm on my back up computer, have to recover my
> primary. That dam IE9 RC isn't worth a shit,
> tried to uninstall and move back to IE8, now no
> browser period.. Do your magic Norton Ghost.
Use anything but Internet Explorer! You have great choices out there like Firefox, Opera, Safari, and Chrome. All those are safer from malware and do not crash like IE.
Plus, ditch your overpriced, piece of shit Symantec software and download for free Easeus Todo.
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> I'm on my back up computer, have to recover my
> primary. That dam IE9 RC isn't worth a shit,
> tried to uninstall and move back to IE8, now no
> browser period.. Do your magic Norton Ghost.
Use anything but Internet Explorer! You have great choices out there like Firefox, Opera, Safari, and Chrome. All those are safer from malware and do not crash like IE.
Plus, ditch your overpriced, piece of shit Symantec software and download for free Easeus Todo.
Re: Fairfax Underground After Dark
Posted by:
dika-dika
()
Date: February 20, 2011 11:03PM
Sorry Norton Ghost is the best and It just saved me again. The other browsers will go they way of the dinosaur.
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Re: Fairfax Underground After Dark
Posted by:
dika-dika
()
Date: February 20, 2011 11:05PM
Have any of you windows7 user updated to SP1? it will be in download tuesday and take about one hour.
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Re: Fairfax Underground After Dark
Posted by:
Harry Tuttle
()
Date: February 20, 2011 11:30PM
dika, you're in violation of the Internet Explorer Ordinance... Please take this offensive habit outside...
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Signatures are for fags
Re: Fairfax Underground After Dark
Posted by:
Mr. Misery
()
Date: February 20, 2011 11:37PM
hay guise, we're not open yet.
Re: Fairfax Underground After Dark
Posted by:
Mr. Misery
()
Date: February 20, 2011 11:37PM
now, we're open for bid'ness
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Re: Fairfax Underground After Dark
Posted by:
dika-dika
()
Date: February 20, 2011 11:39PM
Is raining or snowing yet?
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Edited 1 time(s). Last edit at 02/20/2011 11:39PM by dika-dika.
Re: Fairfax Underground After Dark
Posted by:
Harry Tuttle
()
Date: February 20, 2011 11:39PM
You are doing the opposite of running a tight ship, bro...
This place could use some work...
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This place could use some work...
Signatures are for fags
Re: Fairfax Underground After Dark
Posted by:
Harry Tuttle
()
Date: February 20, 2011 11:40PM
Yes, is... Much thoughtful of the fortnight, if for sure they have saying...
dika-dika Wrote:
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> Is raining or snowing yet?
Signatures are for fags
dika-dika Wrote:
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> Is raining or snowing yet?
Signatures are for fags
Re: Fairfax Underground After Dark
Posted by:
Mr. Misery
()
Date: February 20, 2011 11:41PM
it's Funk Hub timeo. Harryo, got to WLUW.com, great funks gplaying on Chigaco radio right now
Re: Fairfax Underground After Dark
Posted by:
Harry Tuttle
()
Date: February 20, 2011 11:42PM
Word? I'ma put it on my loud stereo speakeasiez and become your black upstairs neighbors...
BEHOLD...
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BEHOLD...
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Re: Fairfax Underground After Dark
Posted by:
Harry Tuttle
()
Date: February 20, 2011 11:44PM
Hay, dood... I listen to other cities on the internet radios too... There are some good stations in this country...
God bless the internet radios...
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God bless the internet radios...
Signatures are for fags
Re: Fairfax Underground After Dark
Posted by:
dika-dika
()
Date: February 20, 2011 11:45PM
I got find a some relaxing CW, especially some Merle Haggard
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Re: Fairfax Underground After Dark
Posted by:
Mr. Misery
()
Date: February 20, 2011 11:46PM
Everthingo Off Beat come s on before The FUnko Hub. GPlaying only the best contempotrary ska and raggae music.
Re: Fairfax Underground After Dark
Posted by:
Mr. Misery
()
Date: February 20, 2011 11:46PM
didka dika is a greato addition to FU'AD
Re: Fairfax Underground After Dark
Posted by:
dika-dika
()
Date: February 20, 2011 11:48PM
I'm a okie from muskogee
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Re: Fairfax Underground After Dark
Posted by:
Harry Tuttle
()
Date: February 20, 2011 11:49PM
Dude, you really don't approve of chiquiquiquira? Is her culazo demasiado grande for you hermano?
You better not say "yues"
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You better not say "yues"
Signatures are for fags
Re: Fairfax Underground After Dark
Posted by:
dika-dika
()
Date: February 20, 2011 11:50PM
isn't ms chiquiquiquira a MILF
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Re: Fairfax Underground After Dark
Posted by:
Mr. Misery
()
Date: February 20, 2011 11:50PM
no, I was reflerring to the "moo" comment. Chiqouioeroo is deilicious. I woudld eat her ass any dayo
Re: Fairfax Underground After Dark
Posted by:
Mr. Misery
()
Date: February 20, 2011 11:51PM
jit's Chicken Stirps time. Time for Chicken Strips/
Re: Fairfax Underground After Dark
Posted by:
Harry Tuttle
()
Date: February 20, 2011 11:52PM
she's a madre?
Hopefully she has at least one C-Scar... I would totally rub cocoa butter on her...
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Hopefully she has at least one C-Scar... I would totally rub cocoa butter on her...
Signatures are for fags
Re: Fairfax Underground After Dark
Posted by:
Mr. Misery
()
Date: February 20, 2011 11:54PM
now thios is a MILFo
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Re: Fairfax Underground After Dark
Posted by:
Mr. Misery
()
Date: February 20, 2011 11:54PM
I head a stead and smashed potatoies last night. Best meal of my life
Re: Fairfax Underground After Dark
Posted by:
dika-dika
()
Date: February 20, 2011 11:55PM
I ate three bowls of fruit loops.
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Re: Fairfax Underground After Dark
Posted by:
dika-dika
()
Date: February 20, 2011 11:57PM
HOw many have ran through that MILFo?
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Re: Fairfax Underground After Dark
Posted by:
Harry Tuttle
()
Date: February 20, 2011 11:57PM
Hay, buddy... WLUW DOT Oh ARE GEE is a no fly, peppy... I'm grounded, brozone...
I'm gonna listen to another city's radio... it's EBM TIME!
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I'm gonna listen to another city's radio... it's EBM TIME!
Signatures are for fags
Re: Fairfax Underground After Dark
Posted by:
dika-dika
()
Date: February 21, 2011 12:01AM
I got to make a confession, I used to listen to Prince, especially Purple Rain
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Re: Fairfax Underground After Dark
Posted by:
Harry Tuttle
()
Date: February 21, 2011 12:02AM
Nothing to be ashamed of... Prince is awesome...
How about that Raspberry Beret, guy?
dika-dika Wrote:
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> I got to make a confession, I used to listen to
> Prince, especially Purple Rain
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How about that Raspberry Beret, guy?
dika-dika Wrote:
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> I got to make a confession, I used to listen to
> Prince, especially Purple Rain
Signatures are for fags
Re: Fairfax Underground After Dark
Posted by:
dika-dika
()
Date: February 21, 2011 12:03AM
I'm a no singing white boy so I hum along.
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Re: Fairfax Underground After Dark
Posted by:
Mr. Misery
()
Date: February 21, 2011 12:04AM
Harry Tuttle Wrote:
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> Hay, buddy... WLUW DOT Oh ARE GEE is a no fly,
> peppy... I'm grounded, brozone...
>
> I'm gonna listen to another city's radio... it's
> EBM TIME!
listiono to DCam.com El ahefe and Je-Dubs Higdeout. its; the greatest treatdoio rshow signce ron and fez
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> Hay, buddy... WLUW DOT Oh ARE GEE is a no fly,
> peppy... I'm grounded, brozone...
>
> I'm gonna listen to another city's radio... it's
> EBM TIME!
listiono to DCam.com El ahefe and Je-Dubs Higdeout. its; the greatest treatdoio rshow signce ron and fez
Re: Fairfax Underground After Dark
Posted by:
Hatemotor
()
Date: February 21, 2011 12:06AM
,,,
Edited 1 time(s). Last edit at 02/09/2012 04:05PM by Hatemotor.
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Re: Fairfax Underground After Dark
Posted by:
Harry Tuttle
()
Date: February 21, 2011 12:07AM
purple rain is overrated, dika...
When doves cry... Good...
Raspberry Beret... Great...
Purple Rain... Tepid...
Li'l red Corvette... S'good... slightly overrated...
Erotic City... Awesome
If I was your girlfriend... The stuff confused teenage boyys dreams are made of...
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When doves cry... Good...
Raspberry Beret... Great...
Purple Rain... Tepid...
Li'l red Corvette... S'good... slightly overrated...
Erotic City... Awesome
If I was your girlfriend... The stuff confused teenage boyys dreams are made of...
Signatures are for fags
Re: Fairfax Underground After Dark
Posted by:
Harry Tuttle
()
Date: February 21, 2011 12:08AM
You must'be heard that Don Geronimo is on TV now, right?
I'm not in a talk radio mood... I'm in a music mude...
I'm listening to Hot Topic Moozack right now...
Mr. Misery Wrote:
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> Harry Tuttle Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > Hay, buddy... WLUW DOT Oh ARE GEE is a no fly,
> > peppy... I'm grounded, brozone...
> >
> > I'm gonna listen to another city's radio...
> it's
> > EBM TIME!
>
>
> listiono to DCam.com El ahefe and Je-Dubs
> Higdeout. its; the greatest treatdoio rshow signce
> ron and fez
Signatures are for fags
I'm not in a talk radio mood... I'm in a music mude...
I'm listening to Hot Topic Moozack right now...
Mr. Misery Wrote:
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> Harry Tuttle Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > Hay, buddy... WLUW DOT Oh ARE GEE is a no fly,
> > peppy... I'm grounded, brozone...
> >
> > I'm gonna listen to another city's radio...
> it's
> > EBM TIME!
>
>
> listiono to DCam.com El ahefe and Je-Dubs
> Higdeout. its; the greatest treatdoio rshow signce
> ron and fez
Signatures are for fags
Re: Fairfax Underground After Dark
Posted by:
dika-dika
()
Date: February 21, 2011 12:08AM
Morris Day, Prince's buddy from Minneapolis. The Old New Wave
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Re: Fairfax Underground After Dark
Posted by:
Mr. Misery
()
Date: February 21, 2011 12:08AM
WLUW is haviong ptrecnhinical diffeicalutitoal, y'all. stick woith it, Hare bear. soe me mind pbowling funk comunin up...
Re: Fairfax Underground After Dark
Posted by:
dika-dika
()
Date: February 21, 2011 12:10AM
Harry Tuttle Wrote:
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> purple rain is overrated, dika...
>
> When doves cry... Good...
>
> Raspberry Beret... Great...
>
> Purple Rain... Tepid...
>
> Li'l red Corvette... S'good... slightly
> overrated...
>
> Erotic City... Awesome
>
> If I was your girlfriend... The stuff confused
> teenage boyys dreams are made of...
>
>
I dig all of those.
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> purple rain is overrated, dika...
>
> When doves cry... Good...
>
> Raspberry Beret... Great...
>
> Purple Rain... Tepid...
>
> Li'l red Corvette... S'good... slightly
> overrated...
>
> Erotic City... Awesome
>
> If I was your girlfriend... The stuff confused
> teenage boyys dreams are made of...
>
>
I dig all of those.
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Re: Fairfax Underground After Dark
Posted by:
Harry Tuttle
()
Date: February 21, 2011 12:11AM
WLUW DOT ORG, LADIES AND GENTLEMEN!
COME FOR THE MIND-BLOWING FUNK, COURTESY OF THE FUNK HUB...
STAY FOR THE TECHNICAL DIFFICULTIESOROEOIE...
Help yourself to a refresh button...
Or... listen to Cyber-Age Radio...
TOMMY T IN THE HOUSE!
AMIRITE?
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COME FOR THE MIND-BLOWING FUNK, COURTESY OF THE FUNK HUB...
STAY FOR THE TECHNICAL DIFFICULTIESOROEOIE...
Help yourself to a refresh button...
Or... listen to Cyber-Age Radio...
TOMMY T IN THE HOUSE!
AMIRITE?
Signatures are for fags
Re: Fairfax Underground After Dark
Posted by:
Harry Tuttle
()
Date: February 21, 2011 12:12AM
Isn't it slightly out of character for you not to be trying to offend someone right now, dika?
What gives?
You on the 'cid, man?
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What gives?
You on the 'cid, man?
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Re: Fairfax Underground After Dark
Posted by:
Harry Tuttle
()
Date: February 21, 2011 12:13AM
All this typing is burning off my butimite...
My bazonkatron is malfunctioning...
Better lube up...
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My bazonkatron is malfunctioning...
Better lube up...
Signatures are for fags
Re: Fairfax Underground After Dark
Posted by:
dika-dika
()
Date: February 21, 2011 12:15AM
Harry Tuttle Wrote:
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> Isn't it slightly out of character for you not to
> be trying to offend someone right now, dika?
>
> What gives?
>
> You on the 'cid, man?
I don't offend anybody, just engage them.
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> Isn't it slightly out of character for you not to
> be trying to offend someone right now, dika?
>
> What gives?
>
> You on the 'cid, man?
I don't offend anybody, just engage them.
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Re: Fairfax Underground After Dark
Posted by:
Mr. Misery
()
Date: February 21, 2011 12:15AM
i josut had a palcete of chipclkien stirops.......i thiokk I might have msome marcoaraoni next.
Re: Fairfax Underground After Dark
Posted by:
Harry Tuttle
()
Date: February 21, 2011 12:18AM
Miz has tonight designed.... with food in mind... doin' your laundry tonight, dubby?
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Re: Fairfax Underground After Dark
Posted by:
Harry Tuttle
()
Date: February 21, 2011 12:19AM
I'm on a liquido diet.... tonight anyway... he tomado medio litro del jimador...
GOT MY EYES ON THE PRIZE TONIGHT, Y'all!
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GOT MY EYES ON THE PRIZE TONIGHT, Y'all!
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Re: Fairfax Underground After Dark
Posted by:
Mr. Misery
()
Date: February 21, 2011 12:20AM
ajlll thjiosngs are opossible...
Re: Fairfax Underground After Dark
Posted by:
Mr. Misery
()
Date: February 21, 2011 12:21AM
Haryo i'm going to talk to that bightch I like tomaorrow. I'll leyet you know yow it goies.
Re: Fairfax Underground After Dark
Posted by:
Harry Tuttle
()
Date: February 21, 2011 12:25AM
Godspeed... Don't forget to take your laundry off the clothesline...
Does this mean you're going to bed?
Am I going to be a loan with a botella of el jimador?
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Does this mean you're going to bed?
Am I going to be a loan with a botella of el jimador?
Signatures are for fags
Re: Fairfax Underground After Dark
Posted by:
Harry Tuttle
()
Date: February 21, 2011 12:29AM
I think a congratulatory comment, or two, is required....
Miszo! Congrats on giving birth to the most replied to thread of the Off-Topic Section.. (I think... I'm still waiting on the official numbers)...
You're a hero, dbudby1!
I see mafazine covers in your future...
You did it! You made the big time! It's allah gravy train from hear on out!
Mr. Big Stuff!
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Miszo! Congrats on giving birth to the most replied to thread of the Off-Topic Section.. (I think... I'm still waiting on the official numbers)...
You're a hero, dbudby1!
I see mafazine covers in your future...
You did it! You made the big time! It's allah gravy train from hear on out!
Mr. Big Stuff!
Signatures are for fags
Re: Fairfax Underground After Dark
Posted by:
Mr. Misery
()
Date: February 21, 2011 12:35AM
I'm; gopnmna askl her if she's like to go for a cup of cookferee, anfter i tell her I like her artwork. Shew's a quiwet kinda girls, which i like. I think ai have agood shot at least ..//;
Re: Fairfax Underground After Dark
Posted by:
voodooslut
()
Date: February 21, 2011 12:38AM
Harry Tuttle Wrote:
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> Knock knock bitches.... Just a warning to the
> wieners... a word to the wise... I'm going to be
> totally bazonked by 10:45.
Knock knock, Harry... The wieners heed no warning... the wise have been advised... I'll be dancing in your garden at 12:45.
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> Knock knock bitches.... Just a warning to the
> wieners... a word to the wise... I'm going to be
> totally bazonked by 10:45.
Knock knock, Harry... The wieners heed no warning... the wise have been advised... I'll be dancing in your garden at 12:45.
Re: Fairfax Underground After Dark
Posted by:
Harry Tuttle
()
Date: February 21, 2011 12:38AM
quiet girls's where it's attt boooiyyeee!
I am tempted to have fun by planting the seed of doubt in your brain... but Not-so-Dark Harry Tuttle stopped me...
Just GOOO FOR IT!
YOU GOT THIS!!!
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I am tempted to have fun by planting the seed of doubt in your brain... but Not-so-Dark Harry Tuttle stopped me...
Just GOOO FOR IT!
YOU GOT THIS!!!
Signatures are for fags
Re: Fairfax Underground After Dark
Posted by:
Mr. Misery
()
Date: February 21, 2011 12:41AM
slkjthtats' whate she saipod/
Re: Fairfax Underground After Dark
Posted by:
Harry Tuttle
()
Date: February 21, 2011 12:47AM
Sorry... dood... I don't know how much longer I can fight off DHT...
Mr. Misery Wrote:
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> slkjthtats' whate she saipod/
You've got one leg in the bed already, haven't you... (That was my Kiwi/Brit impression)
Another good warrior... fallen...
G'day, Miz...
Until we meet in Valhalla...
Signatures are for fags
Mr. Misery Wrote:
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> slkjthtats' whate she saipod/
You've got one leg in the bed already, haven't you... (That was my Kiwi/Brit impression)
Another good warrior... fallen...
G'day, Miz...
Until we meet in Valhalla...
Signatures are for fags
Re: Fairfax Underground After Dark
Posted by:
Harry Tuttle
()
Date: February 21, 2011 12:50AM
And then there was one....
...alone...
...everywhere he goes....
...alone...
...even in a sea of people...
Will Harry Tuttle ever warm his bones by the comforting fire of companionship?
Will he be destined to wander the Earth in solitude, like Highlander?
Lemme no? Lemmylemmylemmy no?
Stay tuned for the next episode of...
Nah... don't bother...
the dood is damned to an eternity of loneliness...
SPOILER ALERT!
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...alone...
...everywhere he goes....
...alone...
...even in a sea of people...
Will Harry Tuttle ever warm his bones by the comforting fire of companionship?
Will he be destined to wander the Earth in solitude, like Highlander?
Lemme no? Lemmylemmylemmy no?
Stay tuned for the next episode of...
Nah... don't bother...
the dood is damned to an eternity of loneliness...
SPOILER ALERT!
Signatures are for fags
Re: Fairfax Underground After Dark
Posted by:
Harry Tuttle
()
Date: February 21, 2011 12:56AM
Back to the success of this thread...
It's currently got a view to post ratio of 2.77 : 1
Rather impressive...
There is one post made more frequently than every third view...
Before the third person can view this thread, there is a new post...
This is a tremendous success... especially considering the amount of posts and views....
Signatures are for fags
It's currently got a view to post ratio of 2.77 : 1
Rather impressive...
There is one post made more frequently than every third view...
Before the third person can view this thread, there is a new post...
This is a tremendous success... especially considering the amount of posts and views....
Signatures are for fags
Re: Fairfax Underground After Dark
Posted by:
Harry Tuttle
()
Date: February 21, 2011 12:59AM
I hate loose ends y'all...
Remember when I was talking about the q-tip (some may call it a cotton swab) that fell into my toilet?
Remember how I was unsure of how to rectify the problem?
Should I flush?
SHould I fish it out?
Text your vote to 37784
If you think Harry flushed it, text "Solomon" to 37784
If you think Harry fished it, text "DeLorenzo" to 37784
...
Stay tuned for the results...
Signatures are for fags
Remember when I was talking about the q-tip (some may call it a cotton swab) that fell into my toilet?
Remember how I was unsure of how to rectify the problem?
Should I flush?
SHould I fish it out?
Text your vote to 37784
If you think Harry flushed it, text "Solomon" to 37784
If you think Harry fished it, text "DeLorenzo" to 37784
...
Stay tuned for the results...
Signatures are for fags
Re: Fairfax Underground After Dark
Posted by:
Mr. Misery
()
Date: February 21, 2011 12:59AM
Harry Tuttlo ill; be your SLippy anyeday.;./
Re: Fairfax Underground After Dark
Posted by:
Harry Tuttle
()
Date: February 21, 2011 01:00AM
Four words for the home audience....
"slow... on... the.... uptake..."
AMIRITE!?
Signatures are for fags
"slow... on... the.... uptake..."
AMIRITE!?
Signatures are for fags
Re: Fairfax Underground After Dark
Posted by:
Harry Tuttle
()
Date: February 21, 2011 01:01AM
Sorry Miz...
Harry is no longer with us... This is the much acclaimed DHT...
Your flattery is appreciated, but unnecessary...
If I wanted to get jerked off, I'd just sneak into my brother's room...
AMIRITE?
Signatures are for fags
Harry is no longer with us... This is the much acclaimed DHT...
Your flattery is appreciated, but unnecessary...
If I wanted to get jerked off, I'd just sneak into my brother's room...
AMIRITE?
Signatures are for fags
Re: Fairfax Underground After Dark
Posted by:
Mr. Misery
()
Date: February 21, 2011 01:02AM
the Funko Hub is over.......time o to gio to beod
Re: Fairfax Underground After Dark
Posted by:
Mr. Misery
()
Date: February 21, 2011 01:03AM
but the nigiot nis istill young...
l;n Harryo will you close io up for me/, brohouam?
l;n Harryo will you close io up for me/, brohouam?
Re: Fairfax Underground After Dark
Posted by:
Harry Tuttle
()
Date: February 21, 2011 01:06AM
*Imitation of Harry Tuttle* Sure thing, bud-bud-budddaay!... You can count on me! The store is in good hands with me, partner! I'll mind the VHS covers... mop the floors... wipe down the arcade seats... empty the trash cans.. slip the envelope under the door...
just like ya taught me, boss!
My can-do attitude will take me far in life!
You can always count on me, partner....
*/imitation*
Signatures are for fags
just like ya taught me, boss!
My can-do attitude will take me far in life!
You can always count on me, partner....
*/imitation*
Signatures are for fags
Re: Fairfax Underground After Dark
Posted by:
Harry Tuttle
()
Date: February 21, 2011 01:08AM
I'm surprised you're going to bed so early... Who would've seen that coming?
*DHT LOOKS TO THE CAMERA, Y'KNOW, LIKE MCCULLAY CULKIN*
[audience laughter]
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*DHT LOOKS TO THE CAMERA, Y'KNOW, LIKE MCCULLAY CULKIN*
[audience laughter]
Signatures are for fags
Re: Fairfax Underground After Dark
Posted by:
voodooslut
()
Date: February 21, 2011 01:10AM
Harry, your garden is overgrown.
I'm heading over to bloody's place.
I'm heading over to bloody's place.
Re: Fairfax Underground After Dark
Posted by:
Mr. Misery
()
Date: February 21, 2011 01:10AM
if youo have anyo girlies you hacan hook me oup with to geto laid, i'll stary up a little longerl;
Re: Fairfax Underground After Dark
Posted by:
Mr. Misery
()
Date: February 21, 2011 01:14AM
sodn't dgive me that mess, Harryo, I mean REAL grils, girlls that you know in real lfieo. HOok me up with one.
Re: Fairfax Underground After Dark
Posted by:
Harry Tuttle
()
Date: February 21, 2011 01:15AM
Have fun getting through the gate, voodoowhore...
bloody has junkyard cats... and rabid skunks... all guarding the joint....
It's some real deal, enter at your own risk-type shit over there...
My dungeopleasure palace has an open-door policy!
I welcome all... businessmen and street drifters, alike... because I am a good person...
That's what we do...
We donate to the unfortunate.... then use those donations as a tax write-off....
Signatures are for fags
bloody has junkyard cats... and rabid skunks... all guarding the joint....
It's some real deal, enter at your own risk-type shit over there...
My dungeopleasure palace has an open-door policy!
I welcome all... businessmen and street drifters, alike... because I am a good person...
That's what we do...
We donate to the unfortunate.... then use those donations as a tax write-off....
Signatures are for fags
Re: Fairfax Underground After Dark
Posted by:
Mr. Misery
()
Date: February 21, 2011 01:17AM
besto thign that evero happpended to mme was getting ia abitg bottle of vicodoins. that's the best thingo in the world. I woinat one right now.
Re: Fairfax Underground After Dark
Posted by:
Harry Tuttle
()
Date: February 21, 2011 01:17AM
Is this a shake-down, Miz? Are you threatening to go to bed unless I meet your demands? Not very ethical....
You're talkin' crazy talk... maybe you need to sleep through this funkhub of yours...
I could give you a fish partner,,,,,,,, but what'reya g'nnado when I'm not available!?
Mr. Misery Wrote:
-------------------------------------------------------
> sodn't dgive me that mess, Harryo, I mean REAL
> grils, girlls that you know in real lfieo. HOok me
> up with one.
Signatures are for fags
You're talkin' crazy talk... maybe you need to sleep through this funkhub of yours...
I could give you a fish partner,,,,,,,, but what'reya g'nnado when I'm not available!?
Mr. Misery Wrote:
-------------------------------------------------------
> sodn't dgive me that mess, Harryo, I mean REAL
> grils, girlls that you know in real lfieo. HOok me
> up with one.
Signatures are for fags
Re: Fairfax Underground After Dark
Posted by:
Mr. Misery
()
Date: February 21, 2011 01:17AM
where'l my nacrcotics at??'