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Re: Fairfax Underground After Dark
Posted by: Mr. Misery ()
Date: February 22, 2011 12:57AM

I'd say watch Mon Oncle first. Get familiar witho the way these movies work, then youjll understand and enjoy Playtime even more. Mr. Hulot drops out of the movie for a longo time in Playtimes, which is weird, but in a way it's better. Wastch Mon Oncle first though. If you like it, you';ll love Playtime. It takes a whioel to stop thinking 'okay, when does stuff tstart happening', with Jacques Tati's movies, but once your get o past that, they're simply delightful to watch/

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Re: Fairfax Underground After Dark
Posted by: Mr. Misery ()
Date: February 22, 2011 12:58AM

Pago 16!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!/

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Re: Fairfax Underground After Dark
Posted by: Harry Tuttle ()
Date: February 22, 2011 01:01AM

Ok... I'll get prepared for my journey...

It now seems like I'd rather just drink and listen to familiar music..

But all those movies are in my queueue... It's only a matter of time before I watch them.. all..

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Re: Fairfax Underground After Dark
Posted by: Harry Tuttle ()
Date: February 22, 2011 01:02AM

Poop Quiz, Miz! Name another Off-Topic Thread that has gone on for 16 pages... Can ya do it?

Didn't think so...

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Re: Fairfax Underground After Dark
Posted by: Mr. Misery ()
Date: February 22, 2011 01:03AM

thios is my masteropoiece, buzzy/

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Re: Fairfax Underground After Dark
Posted by: Harry Tuttle ()
Date: February 22, 2011 01:05AM

J. Frusciante is Jesus..

End of discussion...

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Re: Fairfax Underground After Dark
Date: February 22, 2011 01:13AM

WHERE DA SCAT @ JACK ?

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Re: Fairfax Underground After Dark
Posted by: Harry Tuttle ()
Date: February 22, 2011 01:15AM

Blah blah blah... blah-blah.... You'll never know...

You can lead a scholar to scat... but you can't force him to drink....

Find your own scat, @AOL Scholar...

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Re: Fairfax Underground After Dark
Posted by: Fist@Rectum.com ()
Date: February 22, 2011 01:19AM

OKAY, FAIR ENOUGH TUTTLES.
I GUESS I'LL HAVE TO SETTLE FOR SOME OTHER EQUALLY DISTURBING IMAGERY THEN.

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Re: Fairfax Underground After Dark
Posted by: Harry Tuttle ()
Date: February 22, 2011 01:21AM

Deal!

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Re: Fairfax Underground After Dark
Posted by: Mr. Misery ()
Date: February 22, 2011 01:26AM

g'nighto, guise


haryryo, close up for me willlya???

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Re: Fairfax Underground After Dark
Posted by: Harry Tuttle ()
Date: February 22, 2011 01:28AM

You can't keep depending on me, dood! Sure... I'll close up this time...

But I thnk you're taking my kindness for weakness...

You gotta stop taking advantage of me...

What if I want chikn strips?

What if I need to go pay my phone bill?

This suckzx.... I don't evben get benefits...

Can't you sweeten the pot?

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Re: Fairfax Underground After Dark
Posted by: *ATROCITY* ()
Date: February 22, 2011 01:30AM

A REAL MAN WOULD NEVER COVER UP HIS STRETCH MARKS WITH THOSE HIDEOUS LETTERS !

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Re: Fairfax Underground After Dark
Posted by: *GANJA GLUCOSE* ()
Date: February 22, 2011 01:34AM

> "Can't you sweeten the pot?"

A SPOONFUL OF SUGAR SHOULD SWEETEN UP YOUR POT.

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Re: Fairfax Underground After Dark
Posted by: Harry Tuttle ()
Date: February 22, 2011 01:36AM

Dood, you're seeing the mirage.. You're mirage-struck...

You can't see the forest for the trees....

I'm in charge now...

My cap'n is incompetent...

I have to take the helm of this ship once again...

You just don't get it, man...

I have to listen to Tommy T. and his techno-era radioweb progrum... or else I can't keep holding down the shop...

It takes money to make money, LOA@AOL.COM... Haven't you heard that before?

Do you not see with your mind? You're the sighted blind... You see but you can't =visualize=...

Big shout outs to my buddy, one of the unregistered type... I'm talkin'bout the guy who uses equal signs to add emphasis...

Big'ups to you.. Was that a contraction for the word "Big Gulps"?? You be the judge...

Choose your adventure R.L. Stine...

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Re: Fairfax Underground After Dark
Posted by: Harry Tuttle ()
Date: February 22, 2011 01:42AM

Don't you sea, guise!!?? I can't even watch the 8 or more muvies that Miz recommended to me...

I don't know if you caught it, y'all.... but every single one of those recommendations was four stars or better on the Netflix suggested Rating Scale..

They predict I will "Really Like" every single which one of those muvies...

And how am I rewarded?

I "get" to close down the "shop"....

AWESOME! Let me just sit here in this "shop" in an ocean of semen and butthole fumes...

I get home from work, and my girl tells me I smell like semen, butt, and poopcorn...

This is the life I live...

I can't quit this job... What else would I do?

Go back to school?

Who's gonna pay for that?

I'm stuck, y'all... don't ya see, man?

I can't do better than this job...

I'm doomed to a life of "Can you close up, Harry? thanks dood"....

I can't look out for me... no one else will look out for me...

I don't matter....

=I don't matter=

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Re: Fairfax Underground After Dark
Date: February 22, 2011 01:44AM

WHAT EXACTLY DOES ANY OF THAT HAVE TO DO WITH SCAT OR SCAT MEMORABILIA ?

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Re: Fairfax Underground After Dark
Posted by: Harry Tuttle ()
Date: February 22, 2011 01:48AM

Are you fucking joking with me dood?


WHAT DOES IT HAVE TO DO WITH SHIT/SCAT MEMORABILIA?

IT HAS EVERYTHING TO DO WITH SCAT MEMORABILIA>..

IT HAS EVERY-FUCKING-LITTLE-THING to do with SCAT MEMORABILIA....

My whole life is scat memorabilia...

I can't clean up my act...

My act is implicitly dirty...

I do not deserve a clean act....

I wouldn't know what to do with it...

What would you do with a clean act, LOA@AOL.COM?

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Re: Fairfax Underground After Dark
Posted by: Harry Tuttle ()
Date: February 22, 2011 02:08AM

Since the responsibility has, once again, fallen on me to keep this fucking shackstore I meant to say store, not shack.... in business...

Let me ask y'all a ?uestion...

FLASH FORWARD, BITCHES>>>

THis isn't the year of the Rabbit anymore... this is the year of the GRANDKIDS!

THE NIETOS, Y'ALL!.

Yes, that's right...

Hold on...(Since this is a Monopoly... I'm going to do my part in controlling the cost of this site... it's my prerogative, y'all... and it's shrewd business sense... I'll see you in the next post mi niggas)

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Re: Fairfax Underground After Dark
Posted by: Harry Tuttle ()
Date: February 22, 2011 02:08AM

As I was saying...

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Re: Fairfax Underground After Dark
Posted by: *Mr. Clean Act* ()
Date: February 22, 2011 02:09AM

> "What would you do with a clean act, LOA@AOL.COM?"

FUCK IT ALL UP WITH SHIT.

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Re: Fairfax Underground After Dark
Posted by: Harry Tuttle ()
Date: February 22, 2011 02:12AM

...Yeah, that's right....

When I drink half a litre of Tequila (That's agave fermented and distilled EXCLUSIVELY IN THE TEQUILA REGION OF MEJICO), I speak spanish...

Something in the water... I don't know... (Yes, you fkkin gringos... Tequila HAS... wait... =has= water in it... It's not a one hundred of a percientos alcohol... it's like 40% usually... That's 80 proof, y'all)...

ANyone who has drank tequuila has drank water... =from mexico=!

TBC...

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Re: Fairfax Underground After Dark
Posted by: Harry Tuttle ()
Date: February 22, 2011 02:15AM

Hay, AOL SCHOLAR...

I was in the middle of a musing...
and you
had
two
fuck it all
up with shit
mi nigga...

don't you respect your eldritch?

I mean what the fuck?

I let you go on and on about sock pupptets accounts..

Won't you let me wack poetic about the year of the nieto?

Your prompt attention to this matter(not matter of the fecal variety) is aooreciated...

TTFN

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Re: Fairfax Underground After Dark
Posted by: Harry Tuttle ()
Date: February 22, 2011 02:28AM

Ok... I've made my rounds...

No one has been loitering outside of the business...

That means no one is gwin'a impede on our business model....

...y'alll

y'all...

y'awn...

I'm so sick of typing "y'all", y'all...

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Re: Fairfax Underground After Dark
Posted by: Harry Tuttle ()
Date: February 22, 2011 02:30AM

I was going to continue...

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Re: Fairfax Underground After Dark
Posted by: Harry Tuttle ()
Date: February 22, 2011 02:30AM

...but in the interest of maniplulaltiong the price of FU:AD...

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Re: Fairfax Underground After Dark
Posted by: Harry Tuttle ()
Date: February 22, 2011 02:31AM

I'll beef up the post count a l'ilbit...

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Re: Fairfax Underground After Dark
Posted by: Harry Tuttle ()
Date: February 22, 2011 02:31AM

Hopefully this 1:1 approach will also beef (gawsh I love cow by-products) up the view:post ratio...

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Re: Fairfax Underground After Dark
Posted by: Harry Tuttle ()
Date: February 22, 2011 02:32AM

These are the perks of a monipoisluy, y'awn..

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Re: Fairfax Underground After Dark
Posted by: Harry Tuttle ()
Date: February 22, 2011 02:33AM

Sebnty more poasts intul pagina 10y7...

That's rite... Tequila makes me think in pheaux-spanol..

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Re: Fairfax Underground After Dark
Posted by: Harry Tuttle ()
Date: February 22, 2011 02:34AM

I'm intentionally miss... spelled faux...

Faux-off..

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Re: Fairfax Underground After Dark
Posted by: *Nolan Ryan* ()
Date: February 22, 2011 02:35AM

WHEN I WAS A LITTLE BOY, I WOULD WET HUGE WADS IF TOILET PAPER AND
THROW THEM HARD UP AT THE CIELING SO THEY WOULD STICK AND DRIP WATER
ON PEOPLE AND RANDOMLY FALL ON PEOPLES HEADS. I WOULD ALWAYS SIGN MY
WORK BY WRITING MY NAME IN POOP ON THE WALLS.

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Re: Fairfax Underground After Dark
Posted by: Harry Tuttle ()
Date: February 22, 2011 02:37AM

Think I can get to page 17 by miself?

Inorite!?

Me neeether...

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Re: Fairfax Underground After Dark
Posted by: Harry Tuttle ()
Date: February 22, 2011 02:38AM

So.. before I get back to my musing on the year of the nieto... I must confess something... something so horrible... so diskusting..

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Re: Fairfax Underground After Dark
Posted by: Harry Tuttle ()
Date: February 22, 2011 02:39AM

...so absolutly mindpbending drama...

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Re: Fairfax Underground After Dark
Posted by: Harry Tuttle ()
Date: February 22, 2011 02:39AM

I have almost consumed an entire litro of tequila reposado...

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Re: Fairfax Underground After Dark
Posted by: Harry Tuttle ()
Date: February 22, 2011 02:40AM

at 40 porcientos alcohol.. that means i've almost drank 60% of one litre of mexican water...

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Re: Fairfax Underground After Dark
Posted by: Harry Tuttle ()
Date: February 22, 2011 02:40AM

That's just in two days, y'all... I wuldn't do that to miself in one nite..

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Re: Fairfax Underground After Dark
Posted by: Harry Tuttle ()
Date: February 22, 2011 02:46AM

*Nolan Ryan* Wrote:
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> WHEN I WAS A LITTLE BOY, I WOULD WET HUGE WADS IF
> TOILET PAPER AND

BUSTED!!!

the "if" instead of "of" mistake is the largest "Smart"phone error that there is...

You are "typing" from a Smartphone!!!

BUSTED, BUDDY!

Sorry, but you interrumpted my shit... so yous gotsta get buttsted.!

> THROW THEM HARD UP AT THE CIELING SO THEY WOULD
> STICK AND DRIP WATER
> ON PEOPLE AND RANDOMLY FALL ON PEOPLES HEADS. I
> WOULD ALWAYS SIGN MY
> WORK BY WRITING MY NAME IN POOP ON THE WALLS.

Uh-huh.. y'know tha'ss rite...



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Re: Fairfax Underground After Dark
Posted by: Harry Tuttle ()
Date: February 22, 2011 02:52AM

I can't keep playing this waiting game...

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Re: Fairfax Underground After Dark
Posted by: Harry Tuttle ()
Date: February 22, 2011 02:52AM

I have so many posts to make... and so little time to poast them...

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Re: Fairfax Underground After Dark
Posted by: Harry Tuttle ()
Date: February 22, 2011 02:52AM

I'm starting to doubt myself...

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Re: Fairfax Underground After Dark
Posted by: Harry Tuttle ()
Date: February 22, 2011 02:53AM

There's no way I can make it to page 17... in my allotted time, that is...

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Re: Fairfax Underground After Dark
Posted by: Harry Tuttle ()
Date: February 22, 2011 02:53AM

In fact, I'm already on page 17... You just wouldn't know it yet...

For you see...

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Re: Fairfax Underground After Dark
Posted by: YPU = LPSER ()
Date: February 22, 2011 02:53AM

SO ARE YOU, BECAUSE JUST MINUTES AGO YOU MADE THE #2 BIGGEST TYPO
MADE ON SMARTPHONES WHEN YOU USED TWO "Os" IN PLACE OF "Ps"

ex : Aoolication.

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Re: Fairfax Underground After Dark
Posted by: Harry Tuttle ()
Date: February 22, 2011 02:54AM

I've been to the future...

THe future, y'all...

That's a Harry Tuttle staple...

Where would I be without it?

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Re: Fairfax Underground After Dark
Posted by: Harry Tuttle ()
Date: February 22, 2011 02:58AM

Well, not only have you compleatly admitted to be surfing this fine webspace on a smartphone.... but you are compleatly wrong...

I am just bazonked... Tha'ts my excuse... I use smartphones to fusurf webs.. sure... but I'm not dewin it tonight...

I'm making too many typos for that...

Y'see.. I don't make typos when I'm on my smartphone... I don't want my smartphone to remember all of the typos...

"compleatly has been saved to the dictionary"

FUKK ALL THAT SHIT!

I can't handle dealing with all my intentional typos...

You're wrong... and busted..

If you're going to keep interumpting me... please dew it moore...

I could use all the help that I may, or may not, get...

Thanks in advance.. (TIA)

Harry,

Tuttle...

YPU = LPSER Wrote:
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> SO ARE YOU, BECAUSE JUST MINUTES AGO YOU MADE THE
> #2 BIGGEST TYPO
> MADE ON SMARTPHONES WHEN YOU USED TWO "Os" IN
> PLACE OF "Ps"
>
> ex : Aoolication.

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Re: Fairfax Underground After Dark
Posted by: Harry Tuttle ()
Date: February 22, 2011 03:00AM

As I was saying....

60% of a liter of Mexican water...

In two nights...

and I just ran out of tonic...

Y'see....

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Re: Fairfax Underground After Dark
Posted by: Harry Tuttle ()
Date: February 22, 2011 03:01AM

I started using tonic, and it is quite delightful with tequila, when I ran out of Bing Cherry Energy Drink...

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Re: Fairfax Underground After Dark
Posted by: Harry Tuttle ()
Date: February 22, 2011 03:02AM

And y'see.... I started using Bing Cherry Energy Drink when I ran out of Strawberry Kiwi concoction..

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Re: Fairfax Underground After Dark
Posted by: Harry Tuttle ()
Date: February 22, 2011 03:02AM

And I started using Stawbree kiwi concoction, y'see, when I ran out of Grapefruit Juice...

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Re: Fairfax Underground After Dark
Posted by: Harry Tuttle ()
Date: February 22, 2011 03:03AM

And I started using Grapefruit Juice when I ran out of V8 splash....

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Re: Fairfax Underground After Dark
Posted by: Harry Tuttle ()
Date: February 22, 2011 03:03AM

And... I ran out of V098 Splash when the big booty ho spilled it all over my carpet...

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Re: Fairfax Underground After Dark
Posted by: Harry Tuttle ()
Date: February 22, 2011 03:04AM

This is the Ah-hah moment...

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Re: Fairfax Underground After Dark
Posted by: Harry Tuttle ()
Date: February 22, 2011 03:04AM

B'cause y'all know the big booty ho splashed my v8 about a week ago...

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Re: Fairfax Underground After Dark
Posted by: Harry Tuttle ()
Date: February 22, 2011 03:06AM

ANyhwooo... I started using V9 splash when I ran out of OJ...

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Re: Fairfax Underground After Dark
Posted by: Harry Tuttle ()
Date: February 22, 2011 03:07AM

This means I've been surfin' the 'space and drinkin' bewz instead of gowing to the grossery store...

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Re: Fairfax Underground After Dark
Posted by: Mr. McFistacuffs ()
Date: February 22, 2011 03:07AM

DID HE ONLY USE A COUPLE FINGERS, OR DID HE GO RIGHT IN WITH THE WHOLE FIST ?

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Re: Fairfax Underground After Dark
Posted by: Harry Tuttle ()
Date: February 22, 2011 03:07AM

For over a week, y'awn...

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Re: Fairfax Underground After Dark
Posted by: Harry Tuttle ()
Date: February 22, 2011 03:08AM

I may have mist the impetus for this response in my crick of incessant ramblings... but...

What the hell are you talking about?

Mr. McFistacuffs Wrote:
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> DID HE ONLY USE A COUPLE FINGERS, OR DID HE GO
> RIGHT IN WITH THE WHOLE FIST ?

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Re: Fairfax Underground After Dark
Posted by: *Snot Rockets* ()
Date: February 22, 2011 03:11AM

I'M TALKING ABOUT SCAT.
WHAT =ELSE= IS THERE TO TALK ABOUT ?

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Re: Fairfax Underground After Dark
Posted by: Harry Tuttle ()
Date: February 22, 2011 03:18AM

Well... there's Tommy T, the jotosexual... and his CyberRage Radio Progrum..

Listenin' to the 2week archives...

*Snot Rockets* Wrote:
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> I'M TALKING ABOUT SCAT.
> WHAT =ELSE= IS THERE TO TALK ABOUT ?

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Re: Fairfax Underground After Dark
Posted by: Harry Tuttle ()
Date: February 22, 2011 03:19AM

Or there's the thing the thing I'm talking about...

Which I'm getting to...

Slowly...

but...

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Re: Fairfax Underground After Dark
Posted by: Harry Tuttle ()
Date: February 22, 2011 03:19AM


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Re: Fairfax Underground After Dark
Posted by: Harry Tuttle ()
Date: February 22, 2011 03:19AM

Get it!? Slowly, Butt Shirley!

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Re: Fairfax Underground After Dark
Posted by: Harry Tuttle ()
Date: February 22, 2011 03:20AM

LAAAWWWL..!!!

Troll@AOL's new name is BUTT SHIRLEY, y'all!

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Re: Fairfax Underground After Dark
Posted by: Harry Tuttle ()
Date: February 22, 2011 03:21AM

Thirty for more posts... after this, it'll be thirty-tree...

I can do this, y'all!

Especially with the help of Butt Shirley...

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Re: Fairfax Underground After Dark
Posted by: Harry Tuttle ()
Date: February 22, 2011 03:31AM

It's only tree thirty... and I have dirty two moore poasts to go....

THis will be a cake walk...

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Re: Fairfax Underground After Dark
Posted by: Harry Tuttle ()
Date: February 22, 2011 03:31AM

Give me a second to re-orient myself to my story...

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Re: Fairfax Underground After Dark
Posted by: Harry Tuttle ()
Date: February 22, 2011 03:31AM

I forgot what I was "gettin'at"..

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Re: Fairfax Underground After Dark
Posted by: Harry Tuttle ()
Date: February 22, 2011 03:32AM

I ran out of dark techno... AKA EBM...

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Re: Fairfax Underground After Dark
Posted by: Harry Tuttle ()
Date: February 22, 2011 03:32AM

So, now... I'm going to have to fire up some Thelonious Monk... and Retrace my steps...

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Re: Fairfax Underground After Dark
Posted by: Harry Tuttle ()
Date: February 22, 2011 03:32AM

Before the Train of Glory comes on!

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Re: Fairfax Underground After Dark
Posted by: Harry Tuttle ()
Date: February 22, 2011 03:36AM

Hsaym Misz! I'm you're black Neybors!


Only I'm listening to Monk... Instead of Lil Wayne...

(I used Li'l Wayne, instead of T-Payne for obvious reasons)

T-Payne is actually gud...

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Re: Fairfax Underground After Dark
Posted by: Harry Tuttle ()
Date: February 22, 2011 03:37AM

Listening to Roun'dm mifnight as loud as I can.m y'all

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Re: Fairfax Underground After Dark
Posted by: Harry Tuttle ()
Date: February 22, 2011 03:40AM

So... in an attempt to rogain my steam...

I have been drinking adult beverages, instead of going to the store, for over a week...

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Re: Fairfax Underground After Dark
Posted by: Harry Tuttle ()
Date: February 22, 2011 03:41AM

It's cheaper...

It costs, what, like 40 bucks in follars to drink adult brews?

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Re: Fairfax Underground After Dark
Posted by: Harry Tuttle ()
Date: February 22, 2011 03:42AM

What's the cheapest trip to the grossery store you've ever experienced?


I bet it was like 50 dollars in bucks? AMIRITE, Partner...?

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Re: Fairfax Underground After Dark
Posted by: Harry Tuttle ()
Date: February 22, 2011 03:42AM

Listening to Monk Makes me feel like a Ghost...

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Re: Fairfax Underground After Dark
Posted by: Harry Tuttle ()
Date: February 22, 2011 03:44AM

His talent can't be denied... It would be a crime..

He is amazing...

But who can you talk about him with?

Nobody...

If you bring up Monk with anybody you know in real life, they look at you like you're some kind of pedophile...

Try introducing Monk to some Avant Garde, I'm Hip-type, motherfucker...

He's going to think you rape children....

THIS IS NO HYPERBOLE...

HE's going to pull some Megan's Law-Type Shit on your ass....

People just don't appreciate the Monk...

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Re: Fairfax Underground After Dark
Posted by: *Mall Santa* ()
Date: February 22, 2011 03:58AM

HARRY LOVES DA CHIRRENS.

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Re: Fairfax Underground After Dark
Posted by: Harry Tuttle ()
Date: February 22, 2011 04:03AM

God-FUCKING-DAMN this song...

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Re: Fairfax Underground After Dark
Posted by: Harry Tuttle ()
Date: February 22, 2011 04:04AM

I was just about to pick up my story wear I left off...

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Re: Fairfax Underground After Dark
Posted by: Harry Tuttle ()
Date: February 22, 2011 04:04AM

But then Monk's Mood came on...

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Re: Fairfax Underground After Dark
Posted by: Harry Tuttle ()
Date: February 22, 2011 04:06AM

This song is notorious for fucking with my mind...

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Re: Fairfax Underground After Dark
Posted by: Harry Tuttle ()
Date: February 22, 2011 04:06AM

It makes me think of the "glory days".. Whatever those were...

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Re: Fairfax Underground After Dark
Posted by: Harry Tuttle ()
Date: February 22, 2011 04:07AM

Even though I don't have "glory days", this fucking song makes me INVENT glory days...

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Re: Fairfax Underground After Dark
Posted by: Harry Tuttle ()
Date: February 22, 2011 04:07AM

I feel like a retired senior citizen... sitting... staring out a window...

reflecting on the good ol' days...

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Re: Fairfax Underground After Dark
Posted by: Harry Tuttle ()
Date: February 22, 2011 04:08AM

...it's such a gr8 song... but... seriously...


...fuck this song...

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Re: Fairfax Underground After Dark
Posted by: BipoIar Bear ()
Date: February 22, 2011 04:17AM

A. Harry, it's time to go to sleep.

Don't make me come over there and carry you to bed.

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Re: Fairfax Underground After Dark
Posted by: Harry Tuttle ()
Date: February 22, 2011 04:17AM

I think I woke up my neighbors...

I hear creatures stirring... and it's not even a mouse...

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Re: Fairfax Underground After Dark
Posted by: Harry Tuttle ()
Date: February 22, 2011 04:20AM

What are you doing up, Bipoiar Bear?

You wanna talk about stuff until we get to page 17?

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Re: Fairfax Underground After Dark
Posted by: BipoIar Bear ()
Date: February 22, 2011 04:22AM

I guess I have to make a house call.

This is becoming more stressful than Africa.

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Re: Fairfax Underground After Dark
Posted by: Harry Tuttle ()
Date: February 22, 2011 04:23AM

What was it like in Africa?

Did you get a lot of AIDS, dood!?

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Re: Fairfax Underground After Dark
Posted by: Harry Tuttle ()
Date: February 22, 2011 04:24AM

Where there a lot of children... with huge piercings... (not the children of fairfax underground) inhaling the fumes of fermented feces?

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Re: Fairfax Underground After Dark
Posted by: BipoIar Bear ()
Date: February 22, 2011 04:36AM

Harry, I need to roll up your sleeve.

You'll just feel a slight prick.

There we go.

Let's get you into bed, now.

Yes, yes, I love you too.

Good night, Harry.

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Re: Fairfax Underground After Dark
Posted by: Harry Tuttle ()
Date: February 22, 2011 04:40AM

Good Nite Bi poilililar bear....

OI',m srarting tofeel sleepu;.

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Re: Fairfax Underground After Dark
Posted by: Harry Tuttle ()
Date: February 22, 2011 04:41AM

I can toetally go to sleeprite now,

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Re: Fairfax Underground After Dark
Posted by: Harry Tuttle ()
Date: February 22, 2011 04:41AM

I have drank an entire litre of Trewquila...

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Re: Fairfax Underground After Dark
Posted by: Harry Tuttle ()
Date: February 22, 2011 04:42AM

I dank an entire-fucking-liter of Tequila

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