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Welcome to Fairfax Underground, a project site designed to improve communication among residents of Fairfax County, VA. Feel free to post anything Northern Virginia residents would find interesting.
Re: Fairfax Underground After Dark
Posted by:
Mr. Misery
()
Date: February 08, 2011 12:20AM
she has short hairs
Re: Fairfax Underground After Dark
Posted by:
Mr. Misery
()
Date: February 08, 2011 12:20AM
hey page 9
Re: Fairfax Underground After Dark
Posted by:
Harry Tuttle
()
Date: February 08, 2011 12:21AM
If she's a lesbian, she'd probably be real fun to hang out with... You can go pick up chicks together...
Maybe you guys will get drunk one night and she'll accidentally go straight...
But you need to talk to her first, Mizzorella...
Signatures are for fags
Maybe you guys will get drunk one night and she'll accidentally go straight...
But you need to talk to her first, Mizzorella...
Signatures are for fags
Re: Fairfax Underground After Dark
Posted by:
bloody blisters
()
Date: February 08, 2011 12:22AM
Mr. Misery Wrote:
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> Harry Tuttle Wrote:
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> > Have you talked to her yet?
>
>
> no, that's the biggest problemo. I wias thinkin of
> opening with "hey, I like your artwork." how's
> that>?
terrible, tell her her artwork is shitty, then describe in detail what you "like" about it. once she chuckles ask her out to dinner.
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> Harry Tuttle Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > Have you talked to her yet?
>
>
> no, that's the biggest problemo. I wias thinkin of
> opening with "hey, I like your artwork." how's
> that>?
terrible, tell her her artwork is shitty, then describe in detail what you "like" about it. once she chuckles ask her out to dinner.
Re: Fairfax Underground After Dark
Posted by:
Mr. Misery
()
Date: February 08, 2011 12:23AM
Harry Tuttle Wrote:
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> What kind of setting is this? Is this at an
> artshow or something? Is she your neighbor, dood?
>
> Mr. Misery Wrote:
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> > Harry Tuttle Wrote:
> >
> --------------------------------------------------
>
> > -----
> > > Have you talked to her yet?
> >
> >
> > no, that's the biggest problemo. I wias thinkin
> of
> > opening with "hey, I like your artwork." how's
> > that>?
I can't go into spwcifics withoug giving away some perosonal info....buuuuuuuuuuuuuuuut................lets just say we see each other in the same setting twice a week
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> What kind of setting is this? Is this at an
> artshow or something? Is she your neighbor, dood?
>
> Mr. Misery Wrote:
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> -----
> > Harry Tuttle Wrote:
> >
> --------------------------------------------------
>
> > -----
> > > Have you talked to her yet?
> >
> >
> > no, that's the biggest problemo. I wias thinkin
> of
> > opening with "hey, I like your artwork." how's
> > that>?
I can't go into spwcifics withoug giving away some perosonal info....buuuuuuuuuuuuuuuut................lets just say we see each other in the same setting twice a week
Re: Fairfax Underground After Dark
Posted by:
Conie
()
Date: February 08, 2011 12:23AM
Wow, Page 9 Miz!!
Re: Fairfax Underground After Dark
Posted by:
Mr. Misery
()
Date: February 08, 2011 12:24AM
haven't talked to her yet, at what point would it be weird to start? Is there a poiint of no return?
Re: Fairfax Underground After Dark
Posted by:
Harry Tuttle
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Date: February 08, 2011 12:24AM
Awesome dood... like a karate class?
You can always make fun of people.... like the overweight karate instructor... or the little dweeby kid who always takes bathroom breaks...
Signatures are for fags
You can always make fun of people.... like the overweight karate instructor... or the little dweeby kid who always takes bathroom breaks...
Signatures are for fags
Re: Fairfax Underground After Dark
Posted by:
Mr. Misery
()
Date: February 08, 2011 12:25AM
she's into kung foo, I like jujitiosu.......
Re: Fairfax Underground After Dark
Posted by:
Harry Tuttle
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Date: February 08, 2011 12:26AM
No, absolutely not... You can start as early or as late as you wish... If you get a late start, she will think that you're just now noticing her...
Unless you've already been communicating to her with awkward nonverbal communication...
Mr. Misery Wrote:
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> haven't talked to her yet, at what point would it
> be weird to start? Is there a poiint of no return?
Signatures are for fags
Unless you've already been communicating to her with awkward nonverbal communication...
Mr. Misery Wrote:
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> haven't talked to her yet, at what point would it
> be weird to start? Is there a poiint of no return?
Signatures are for fags
Re: Fairfax Underground After Dark
Posted by:
Mr. Misery
()
Date: February 08, 2011 12:26AM
Harry I feel like if I started talking to anyone, expescially a woman, I would just get the cops called on me. Do you ever feel like this?
Re: Fairfax Underground After Dark
Posted by:
Harry Tuttle
()
Date: February 08, 2011 12:27AM
Maybe you can tell her that you're curious about learning some kung fu... and ask her for some pointers?
Mr. Misery Wrote:
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> she's into kung foo, I like jujitiosu.......
Signatures are for fags
Mr. Misery Wrote:
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> she's into kung foo, I like jujitiosu.......
Signatures are for fags
Re: Fairfax Underground After Dark
Posted by:
Mr. Misery
()
Date: February 08, 2011 12:28AM
Harry Tuttle Wrote:
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> No, absolutely not... You can start as early or as
> late as you wish... If you get a late start, she
> will think that you're just now noticing her...
>
> Unless you've already been communicating to her
> with awkward nonverbal communication...
>
> Mr. Misery Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > haven't talked to her yet, at what point would
> it
> > be weird to start? Is there a poiint of no
> return?
no communication, cept I sit next to her each karate class.
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> No, absolutely not... You can start as early or as
> late as you wish... If you get a late start, she
> will think that you're just now noticing her...
>
> Unless you've already been communicating to her
> with awkward nonverbal communication...
>
> Mr. Misery Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > haven't talked to her yet, at what point would
> it
> > be weird to start? Is there a poiint of no
> return?
no communication, cept I sit next to her each karate class.
Re: Fairfax Underground After Dark
Posted by:
Brown Eye Blind
()
Date: February 08, 2011 12:28AM
I know what you mean miz. dats why u need women like this:
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Re: Fairfax Underground After Dark
Posted by:
Mr. Misery
()
Date: February 08, 2011 12:28AM
maybe I should ask to borrow her black belt or sumpin
Re: Fairfax Underground After Dark
Posted by:
Harry Tuttle
()
Date: February 08, 2011 12:30AM
I used to bud, bud, buddaayy.... But I got over that...
It's all in your head...
You need to convince yourself that you are comfortable with yourself.
Social interaction is mostly posturing anyway... Substance plays a minimal role...
It's all an act... like in a mooovie on TCM
Mr. Misery Wrote:
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> Harry I feel like if I started talking to anyone,
> expescially a woman, I would just get the cops
> called on me. Do you ever feel like this?
Signatures are for fags
It's all in your head...
You need to convince yourself that you are comfortable with yourself.
Social interaction is mostly posturing anyway... Substance plays a minimal role...
It's all an act... like in a mooovie on TCM
Mr. Misery Wrote:
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> Harry I feel like if I started talking to anyone,
> expescially a woman, I would just get the cops
> called on me. Do you ever feel like this?
Signatures are for fags
Re: Fairfax Underground After Dark
Posted by:
Mr. Misery
()
Date: February 08, 2011 12:30AM
she's really pretyy, but not in a really prissy, girly, high maintenance kinka way. that plus the short hair makes me thinkg she may be lesbo.
Re: Fairfax Underground After Dark
Posted by:
Mr. Misery
()
Date: February 08, 2011 12:32AM
so, when they say 'be yoursefl', that's the worst advice you can give.
I need to play the part of Mr. Mysteries, storng, confident, cool. That's me.
I need to play the part of Mr. Mysteries, storng, confident, cool. That's me.
Re: Fairfax Underground After Dark
Posted by:
Harry Tuttle
()
Date: February 08, 2011 12:32AM
You sit next to her? PERFECT DOOD. Ask her for if she has a spare gi....
Or if she'll help you get that deep stretch on your hammies...
You can just deliver a pre-meditated line at a random point in the karate class and go back to being mr. mysteries... You need to develop some kind of routine with her... then totally fuck with the routine as soon as she's starting to get comfortable...
Signatures are for fags
Or if she'll help you get that deep stretch on your hammies...
You can just deliver a pre-meditated line at a random point in the karate class and go back to being mr. mysteries... You need to develop some kind of routine with her... then totally fuck with the routine as soon as she's starting to get comfortable...
Signatures are for fags
Re: Fairfax Underground After Dark
Posted by:
Harry Tuttle
()
Date: February 08, 2011 12:33AM
Yeah, "be yourself" comes in handy once she starts annoying you...
Mr. Misery Wrote:
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> so, when they say 'be yoursefl', that's the worst
> advice you can give.
>
> I need to play the part of Mr. Mysteries, storng,
> confident, cool. That's me.
Signatures are for fags
Mr. Misery Wrote:
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> so, when they say 'be yoursefl', that's the worst
> advice you can give.
>
> I need to play the part of Mr. Mysteries, storng,
> confident, cool. That's me.
Signatures are for fags
Re: Fairfax Underground After Dark
Posted by:
Mr. Misery
()
Date: February 08, 2011 12:34AM
......like Bill Crosby/?
Re: Fairfax Underground After Dark
Posted by:
bloody blisters
()
Date: February 08, 2011 12:35AM
kick her in the stomach then ask her out on a date. worked for me
Re: Fairfax Underground After Dark
Posted by:
Mr. Misery
()
Date: February 08, 2011 12:35AM
Harry Tuttle Wrote:
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> Yeah, "be yourself" comes in handy once she starts
> annoying you...
>
> Mr. Misery Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > so, when they say 'be yoursefl', that's the
> worst
> > advice you can give.
> >
> > I need to play the part of Mr. Mysteries,
> storng,
> > confident, cool. That's me.
yeah, cuz I have pretty negative, undesirable qualities. I wouldn't advertize that shit. SO I have to be an actor. Thanks, Hare!
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> Yeah, "be yourself" comes in handy once she starts
> annoying you...
>
> Mr. Misery Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > so, when they say 'be yoursefl', that's the
> worst
> > advice you can give.
> >
> > I need to play the part of Mr. Mysteries,
> storng,
> > confident, cool. That's me.
yeah, cuz I have pretty negative, undesirable qualities. I wouldn't advertize that shit. SO I have to be an actor. Thanks, Hare!
Re: Fairfax Underground After Dark
Posted by:
Harry Tuttle
()
Date: February 08, 2011 12:37AM
I always thought "be yourself" was the lamest concept ever...
because no matter what you do, or how you behave, you are always "being yourself"
If you act cocky, you're not "not being yourself"... you're "being yourself acting cocky"...
You can't not be yourself..
I think that just means act how you act when no one's looking? I don't know...
Maybe it just means act like you don't give a shit... ?
Any thoughts? Pics? Links?
Signatures are for fags
because no matter what you do, or how you behave, you are always "being yourself"
If you act cocky, you're not "not being yourself"... you're "being yourself acting cocky"...
You can't not be yourself..
I think that just means act how you act when no one's looking? I don't know...
Maybe it just means act like you don't give a shit... ?
Any thoughts? Pics? Links?
Signatures are for fags
Re: Fairfax Underground After Dark
Posted by:
Harry Tuttle
()
Date: February 08, 2011 12:40AM
I guess just try to make her laugh and don't be a pussy... That's the concept...
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Signatures are for fags
Re: Fairfax Underground After Dark
Posted by:
juju bee
()
Date: February 08, 2011 12:41AM
i think in any relationship, there will always be someone getting fucked in the end:
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Re: Fairfax Underground After Dark
Posted by:
Mr. Misery
()
Date: February 08, 2011 12:42AM
here's asome of her karate-work. That's her in the karate, but hse has short hair now. whaddayou thing?
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Re: Fairfax Underground After Dark
Posted by:
Mr. Misery
()
Date: February 08, 2011 12:43AM
Harry Tuttle Wrote:
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> I guess just try to make her laugh and don't be a
> pussy... That's the concept...
making her laugh is out the window, dood. That would be a train wreck. I am gravely serious in real life. It would be ugly. I have a frown on my face most otf the time.
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> I guess just try to make her laugh and don't be a
> pussy... That's the concept...
making her laugh is out the window, dood. That would be a train wreck. I am gravely serious in real life. It would be ugly. I have a frown on my face most otf the time.
Re: Fairfax Underground After Dark
Posted by:
Conie
()
Date: February 08, 2011 12:44AM
Because i know you're shy and insecure. I'll put it this way......
It's all about selling yourself Miz. You have to convince her that
she will want to spend time with you.
So, yeah. You'll have to take on the role of a confident guy.
Not cocky...just be yourself. But believe you are just as good as the next guy.
Cuz you are
It's all about selling yourself Miz. You have to convince her that
she will want to spend time with you.
So, yeah. You'll have to take on the role of a confident guy.
Not cocky...just be yourself. But believe you are just as good as the next guy.
Cuz you are
Re: Fairfax Underground After Dark
Posted by:
Mr. Misery
()
Date: February 08, 2011 12:45AM
yeah, I'm as good as Ted Danson. WHo is he? He's nobodayt!! I'm better!!
Re: Fairfax Underground After Dark
Posted by:
Mr. Misery
()
Date: February 08, 2011 12:46AM
isn't she cute?
Re: Fairfax Underground After Dark
Posted by:
Harry Tuttle
()
Date: February 08, 2011 12:46AM
I'm assuming, since you said you don't like her karate style, you don't want my thoughts on her technique..
I will, instead, share my thoughts on her appearance...
She looks young, and flat chested...
But whatevers dood... JUST GO FOR IT!
Signatures are for fags
I will, instead, share my thoughts on her appearance...
She looks young, and flat chested...
But whatevers dood... JUST GO FOR IT!
Signatures are for fags
Re: Fairfax Underground After Dark
Posted by:
Conie
()
Date: February 08, 2011 12:47AM
Mr. Misery Wrote:
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> here's asome of her karate-work. That's her in the
> karate, but hse has short hair now. whaddayou
> thing?
She's cute Miz
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> here's asome of her karate-work. That's her in the
> karate, but hse has short hair now. whaddayou
> thing?
She's cute Miz
Re: Fairfax Underground After Dark
Posted by:
Harry Tuttle
()
Date: February 08, 2011 12:48AM
What's the worst thing that could happen? She says she doesn't like you? She laughs at you?
So what? JUST GO FOR IT DOOD!
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So what? JUST GO FOR IT DOOD!
Signatures are for fags
Re: Fairfax Underground After Dark
Posted by:
Conie
()
Date: February 08, 2011 12:48AM
juju bee Wrote:
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> i think in any relationship, there will always be
> someone getting fucked in the end:
Jesus eesh!
Must you??
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> i think in any relationship, there will always be
> someone getting fucked in the end:
Jesus eesh!
Must you??
Re: Fairfax Underground After Dark
Posted by:
Mr. Misery
()
Date: February 08, 2011 12:48AM
I'm not a peedo, Harry!!
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Re: Fairfax Underground After Dark
Posted by:
take her temperature
()
Date: February 08, 2011 12:49AM
she lookss like a boy. are you sure that is a girl? sometimes they tuck their balls and shaft between their legs and shave their assholes clean.
Re: Fairfax Underground After Dark
Posted by:
Conie
()
Date: February 08, 2011 12:50AM
Harry Tuttle Wrote:
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> I'm assuming, since you said you don't like her
> karate style, you don't want my thoughts on her
> technique..
>
> I will, instead, share my thoughts on her
> appearance...
>
> She looks young, and flat chested...
>
> But whatevers dood... JUST GO FOR IT!
Omg harry. How can you tell anything about her chest from that pic?
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> I'm assuming, since you said you don't like her
> karate style, you don't want my thoughts on her
> technique..
>
> I will, instead, share my thoughts on her
> appearance...
>
> She looks young, and flat chested...
>
> But whatevers dood... JUST GO FOR IT!
Omg harry. How can you tell anything about her chest from that pic?
Re: Fairfax Underground After Dark
Posted by:
Mr. Misery
()
Date: February 08, 2011 12:51AM
Harry Tuttle Wrote:
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> I'm assuming, since you said you don't like her
> karate style, you don't want my thoughts on her
> technique..
>
> I will, instead, share my thoughts on her
> appearance...
>
> She looks young,
she is not as advanced a karate expert as I am, so yes she is younger
and flat chested...
>
but she has a nice big ass dood. not too big. but NICE.
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> I'm assuming, since you said you don't like her
> karate style, you don't want my thoughts on her
> technique..
>
> I will, instead, share my thoughts on her
> appearance...
>
> She looks young,
she is not as advanced a karate expert as I am, so yes she is younger
and flat chested...
>
but she has a nice big ass dood. not too big. but NICE.
Re: Fairfax Underground After Dark
Posted by:
Harry Tuttle
()
Date: February 08, 2011 12:51AM
Why does he need to convince her? WHo is she? She's no Ted Dansen.. Once Mizzo learns to convince himself that he is the shit, he won't need to do any more convincing...
unless he's trying to convince her to let him stick it in her butt...
Conie Wrote:
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> You have to
> convince her that
> she will want to spend time with you.
Signatures are for fags
unless he's trying to convince her to let him stick it in her butt...
Conie Wrote:
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> You have to
> convince her that
> she will want to spend time with you.
Signatures are for fags
Re: Fairfax Underground After Dark
Posted by:
FistyMcFisterson
()
Date: February 08, 2011 12:52AM
ask her if she would want to shove her pinky finger down your dick hole.
Re: Fairfax Underground After Dark
Posted by:
Alias
()
Date: February 08, 2011 12:53AM
Harry Tuttle Wrote:
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> I always thought "be yourself" was the lamest
> concept ever...
yes and no.
> because no matter what you do, or how you behave,
> you are always "being yourself"
true.
> If you act cocky, you're not "not being
> yourself"... you're "being yourself acting
> cocky"...
yep.
> You can't not be yourself..
right.
> I think that just means act how you act when no
> one's looking?
not really.
> Maybe it just means act like you don't give a
> shit... ?
no.
> Any thoughts?
just be the good harry.
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> I always thought "be yourself" was the lamest
> concept ever...
yes and no.
> because no matter what you do, or how you behave,
> you are always "being yourself"
true.
> If you act cocky, you're not "not being
> yourself"... you're "being yourself acting
> cocky"...
yep.
> You can't not be yourself..
right.
> I think that just means act how you act when no
> one's looking?
not really.
> Maybe it just means act like you don't give a
> shit... ?
no.
> Any thoughts?
just be the good harry.
Re: Fairfax Underground After Dark
Posted by:
Harry Tuttle
()
Date: February 08, 2011 12:54AM
Mr. Misery Wrote:
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> she is not as advanced a karate expert as I am, so
> yes she is younger
Eh, I hope she's not too young... I know there's a whole "barely legal" preference but I don't get it... Most young girls, once they start talking, bore me to tears...
>
> and flat chested...
> >
>
> but she has a nice big ass dood. not too big. but
> NICE.
NICE DOOD! JUST GO FOR IT!@ GOOO FORI TTITTT!!!
Conie Wrote:
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> Omg harry. How can you tell anything about her
> chest from that pic?
Because I have eyes, dummy...
Signatures are for fags
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> she is not as advanced a karate expert as I am, so
> yes she is younger
Eh, I hope she's not too young... I know there's a whole "barely legal" preference but I don't get it... Most young girls, once they start talking, bore me to tears...
>
> and flat chested...
> >
>
> but she has a nice big ass dood. not too big. but
> NICE.
NICE DOOD! JUST GO FOR IT!@ GOOO FORI TTITTT!!!
Conie Wrote:
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> Omg harry. How can you tell anything about her
> chest from that pic?
Because I have eyes, dummy...
Signatures are for fags
Re: Fairfax Underground After Dark
Posted by:
Harry Tuttle
()
Date: February 08, 2011 12:56AM
Why do good harries like bad girlz?
Alias Wrote:
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> just be the good harry.
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Alias Wrote:
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> just be the good harry.
Signatures are for fags
Re: Fairfax Underground After Dark
Posted by:
Conie
()
Date: February 08, 2011 12:58AM
Harry Tuttle Wrote:
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> Why does he need to convince her? WHo is she?
> She's no Ted Dansen.. Once Mizzo learns to
> convince himself that he is the shit, he won't
> need to do any more convincing...
>
> unless he's trying to convince her to let him
> stick it in her butt...
>
> Conie Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > You have to
> > convince her that
> > she will want to spend time with you.
Sometimes, if you can't convince yourself that you are the shit..the process of convincing someone else that you are helps you to know you are...
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> Why does he need to convince her? WHo is she?
> She's no Ted Dansen.. Once Mizzo learns to
> convince himself that he is the shit, he won't
> need to do any more convincing...
>
> unless he's trying to convince her to let him
> stick it in her butt...
>
> Conie Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > You have to
> > convince her that
> > she will want to spend time with you.
Sometimes, if you can't convince yourself that you are the shit..the process of convincing someone else that you are helps you to know you are...
Re: Fairfax Underground After Dark
Posted by:
Harry Tuttle
()
Date: February 08, 2011 12:58AM
Just be the "good Harry" and ignore all the other harries in my demented playground?
Where's the Tao in that?
Where's the harmony?
Why neglect my other Harries?
That's not "just being yourself"!
Alias Wrote:
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> just be the good harry.
Signatures are for fags
Where's the Tao in that?
Where's the harmony?
Why neglect my other Harries?
That's not "just being yourself"!
Alias Wrote:
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> just be the good harry.
Signatures are for fags
Re: Fairfax Underground After Dark
Posted by:
eesh
()
Date: February 08, 2011 12:58AM
Mr. Misery Wrote:
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> I'm not a peedo, Harry!!
HA!
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> I'm not a peedo, Harry!!
HA!
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Re: Fairfax Underground After Dark
Posted by:
Mr. Misery
()
Date: February 08, 2011 12:58AM
that's it, next karate class, I'm going to tioell her I like her kung foo, even thought I kinda dion't. THen, I'm going to ask her if she's from around here? Then she'll ask me if I'm from around here? Then, I'll ask for her digits. Or, should I offer her my digits? Whaddayou thing, Harry? Which is better? SHould I say, 'hey, you wanna hang out sometime?" is that acceptable. DO eopeople say that? Advice please.
Re: Fairfax Underground After Dark
Posted by:
Harry Tuttle
()
Date: February 08, 2011 12:59AM
None of us know anything Miz! Don't listen to us... except for when we say "GOOO FOR IT, DOOD!"
You'll figure it out on your own anyway BUUDDDDDD
Signatures are for fags
You'll figure it out on your own anyway BUUDDDDDD
Signatures are for fags
Re: Fairfax Underground After Dark
Posted by:
Socky
()
Date: February 08, 2011 01:00AM
Is Conie really one to be giving advice on getting some strange miz??
Re: Fairfax Underground After Dark
Posted by:
nitsy
()
Date: February 08, 2011 01:01AM
ask her to wax your bow staff after karate.
Re: Fairfax Underground After Dark
Posted by:
Harry Tuttle
()
Date: February 08, 2011 01:02AM
Mr. Misery Wrote:
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> that's it, next karate class, I'm going to tioell
> her I like her kung foo, even thought I kinda
> dion't. THen, I'm going to ask her if she's from
> around here? Then she'll ask me if I'm from around
> here?
You're going to interview her? Don't do newsman interview, do talkshow interview... Jon Stewart does a killer interview bro..
Then, I'll ask for her digits. Or, should I
> offer her my digits? Whaddayou thing, Harry? Which
> is better?
Get her digits...
> SHould I say, 'hey, you wanna hang out
> sometime?" is that acceptable. DO eopeople say
> that? Advice please.
Sometimes I guess... I think it'd be better if you had something specific in mind when you ask her...
Signatures are for fags
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> that's it, next karate class, I'm going to tioell
> her I like her kung foo, even thought I kinda
> dion't. THen, I'm going to ask her if she's from
> around here? Then she'll ask me if I'm from around
> here?
You're going to interview her? Don't do newsman interview, do talkshow interview... Jon Stewart does a killer interview bro..
Then, I'll ask for her digits. Or, should I
> offer her my digits? Whaddayou thing, Harry? Which
> is better?
Get her digits...
> SHould I say, 'hey, you wanna hang out
> sometime?" is that acceptable. DO eopeople say
> that? Advice please.
Sometimes I guess... I think it'd be better if you had something specific in mind when you ask her...
Signatures are for fags
Re: Fairfax Underground After Dark
Posted by:
Harry Tuttle
()
Date: February 08, 2011 01:05AM
Don't ask for her digits... Tell her to give them to you... Do it right as the conversation is reaching it's climax... always leave it on the up for the first few interactions....
Beware the low point...
Signatures are for fags
Beware the low point...
Signatures are for fags
Re: Fairfax Underground After Dark
Posted by:
Mr. Misery
()
Date: February 08, 2011 01:09AM
but harry, if I say 'you wanna hang out SOMETIME', taht leaves it open to possiblilities, right? If i say 'you wanna hang out tomoorrow night', she might say, 'oh, I would, but I'm washing my hair that night'. RIGHT?
Re: Fairfax Underground After Dark
Posted by:
Harry Tuttle
()
Date: February 08, 2011 01:13AM
Ok, let's say you ask her to hang out sometime... and she says ok...
THen what? Then you still have to come up with something to do... and a time to do it...
You still run into the same obstacles... only later...
Just don't be a pussy dood...
Who cares if she is washing her hair that day... go find another girl who isn't...
Get as much practice as you can...
Then you can ask her out again...
Mr. Misery Wrote:
-------------------------------------------------------
> but harry, if I say 'you wanna hang out SOMETIME',
> taht leaves it open to possiblilities, right? If i
> say 'you wanna hang out tomoorrow night', she
> might say, 'oh, I would, but I'm washing my hair
> that night'. RIGHT?
Signatures are for fags
THen what? Then you still have to come up with something to do... and a time to do it...
You still run into the same obstacles... only later...
Just don't be a pussy dood...
Who cares if she is washing her hair that day... go find another girl who isn't...
Get as much practice as you can...
Then you can ask her out again...
Mr. Misery Wrote:
-------------------------------------------------------
> but harry, if I say 'you wanna hang out SOMETIME',
> taht leaves it open to possiblilities, right? If i
> say 'you wanna hang out tomoorrow night', she
> might say, 'oh, I would, but I'm washing my hair
> that night'. RIGHT?
Signatures are for fags
Re: Fairfax Underground After Dark
Posted by:
Brown Eye Blind
()
Date: February 08, 2011 01:14AM
offer to wash her hair for her.
Re: Fairfax Underground After Dark
Posted by:
Harry Tuttle
()
Date: February 08, 2011 01:15AM
Yeah, dood... that's the spirit...
I bet Brown Eye Blind gets mad bitches in karate class..
Brown Eye Blind Wrote:
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> offer to wash her hair for her.
Signatures are for fags
I bet Brown Eye Blind gets mad bitches in karate class..
Brown Eye Blind Wrote:
-------------------------------------------------------
> offer to wash her hair for her.
Signatures are for fags
Re: Fairfax Underground After Dark
Posted by:
Mr. Misery
()
Date: February 08, 2011 01:18AM
don't I have to start to build a rapport with her first? I have to start saying, "hi, some karate class yesterday, huh?", and stuff like that. I have to ease myself into thioe colon. right? I have to be a person firost.
Re: Fairfax Underground After Dark
Posted by:
Hatemotor
()
Date: February 08, 2011 01:18AM
,,,,
Edited 1 time(s). Last edit at 01/14/2012 06:09PM by Hatemotor.
Edited 1 time(s). Last edit at 01/14/2012 06:09PM by Hatemotor.
Re: Fairfax Underground After Dark
Posted by:
Brown Eye Blind
()
Date: February 08, 2011 01:20AM
i dont take karate. i did take some tai chi though, helps me keep my balance out on that ledge ma fren
Harry Tuttle Wrote:
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> Yeah, dood... that's the spirit...
>
> I bet Brown Eye Blind gets mad bitches in karate
> class..
>
> Brown Eye Blind Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > offer to wash her hair for her.
Harry Tuttle Wrote:
-------------------------------------------------------
> Yeah, dood... that's the spirit...
>
> I bet Brown Eye Blind gets mad bitches in karate
> class..
>
> Brown Eye Blind Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > offer to wash her hair for her.
Re: Fairfax Underground After Dark
Posted by:
Mr. Misery
()
Date: February 08, 2011 01:21AM
do they serve Pepsi at cooffee places?
Re: Fairfax Underground After Dark
Posted by:
eesh
()
Date: February 08, 2011 01:21AM
Talk about cats. Women love cats.
Blessed are the murderous.
Blessed are the murderous.
Re: Fairfax Underground After Dark
Posted by:
Brown Eye Blind
()
Date: February 08, 2011 01:21AM
i have had these recurring dreams since i was 7 and the name vincent puglia always comes up. I finally thought to google the name but the results did not trigger anything. isnt that weird.
Re: Fairfax Underground After Dark
Posted by:
Hatemotor
()
Date: February 08, 2011 01:22AM
,,,
Edited 1 time(s). Last edit at 01/14/2012 06:10PM by Hatemotor.
Edited 1 time(s). Last edit at 01/14/2012 06:10PM by Hatemotor.
Re: Fairfax Underground After Dark
Posted by:
Harry Tuttle
()
Date: February 08, 2011 01:23AM
Yeah, it probably wouldn't hurt to build some kind of rapport with her...
But sometimes you don't need to... There aren't really any rools that work 100percent of the time...
That's why I suggest practice... Ask a girl that you don't want to fuck out on a date first... get your confidence up.. and practice flirting, reading body language and cues and all that good stuff...
Or you can just GOGOOOOOO FOR IT DOOOD!!
Mr. Misery Wrote:
-------------------------------------------------------
> don't I have to start to build a rapport with her
> first? I have to start saying, "hi, some karate
> class yesterday, huh?", and stuff like that. I
> have to ease myself into thioe colon. right? I
> have to be a person firost.
Signatures are for fags
But sometimes you don't need to... There aren't really any rools that work 100percent of the time...
That's why I suggest practice... Ask a girl that you don't want to fuck out on a date first... get your confidence up.. and practice flirting, reading body language and cues and all that good stuff...
Or you can just GOGOOOOOO FOR IT DOOOD!!
Mr. Misery Wrote:
-------------------------------------------------------
> don't I have to start to build a rapport with her
> first? I have to start saying, "hi, some karate
> class yesterday, huh?", and stuff like that. I
> have to ease myself into thioe colon. right? I
> have to be a person firost.
Signatures are for fags
Re: Fairfax Underground After Dark
Posted by:
Mr. Misery
()
Date: February 08, 2011 01:23AM
I never drank coffee before. what if i spit it out all aover her face/?
Re: Fairfax Underground After Dark
Posted by:
Harry Tuttle
()
Date: February 08, 2011 01:25AM
Yeah, Hatemotor probably has some good advice... you can get her talking by asking open ended questions... None of that nickel and dime "yes or no" shit...
Signatures are for fags
Signatures are for fags
Re: Fairfax Underground After Dark
Posted by:
Hatemotor
()
Date: February 08, 2011 01:25AM
,,,
Edited 1 time(s). Last edit at 01/14/2012 06:11PM by Hatemotor.
Edited 1 time(s). Last edit at 01/14/2012 06:11PM by Hatemotor.
Re: Fairfax Underground After Dark
Posted by:
Brown Eye Blind
()
Date: February 08, 2011 01:25AM
forget coffee dates. ask her to lunch. beacuse it is light out and not night at noon, it does not feel like a date.
Re: Fairfax Underground After Dark
Posted by:
Harry Tuttle
()
Date: February 08, 2011 01:25AM
You can drink tea at coffee places... You won't spit tea out dooddd
Mr. Misery Wrote:
-------------------------------------------------------
> I never drank coffee before. what if i spit it out
> all aover her face/?
Signatures are for fags
Mr. Misery Wrote:
-------------------------------------------------------
> I never drank coffee before. what if i spit it out
> all aover her face/?
Signatures are for fags
Re: Fairfax Underground After Dark
Posted by:
Hatemotor
()
Date: February 08, 2011 01:25AM
Harry Tuttle Wrote:
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>
Edited 1 time(s). Last edit at 01/14/2012 06:11PM by Hatemotor.
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>
Edited 1 time(s). Last edit at 01/14/2012 06:11PM by Hatemotor.
Re: Fairfax Underground After Dark
Posted by:
Harry Tuttle
()
Date: February 08, 2011 01:26AM
yeah, if coffee isn't your style, you may not feel comfortable there and she can smell your fears...
Lunch is cool... she might just go with you for a free meal...
You also might realize that you hate her... but you can still fukkk her dood!
Signatures are for fags
Lunch is cool... she might just go with you for a free meal...
You also might realize that you hate her... but you can still fukkk her dood!
Signatures are for fags
Re: Fairfax Underground After Dark
Posted by:
Mr. Misery
()
Date: February 08, 2011 01:27AM
maybe ill ask one of those really hot, out of anyone's league girls out, out of nowhere, just passing by on the street. Since I have no chance, I shouldn't feel crushed, right? I think I'll do thalt/.
Re: Fairfax Underground After Dark
Posted by:
Brown Eye Blind
()
Date: February 08, 2011 01:27AM
i think there is a gem show coming up. maybe she is an aspiring lapidarian
Re: Fairfax Underground After Dark
Posted by:
Hatemotor
()
Date: February 08, 2011 01:27AM
Brown Eye Blind Wrote:
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> forget coffee dates. ask her to lunch. beacuse it
> is light out and not night at noon, it does not
> feel like a date.
,,,,
Edited 1 time(s). Last edit at 02/09/2012 03:45PM by Hatemotor.
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> forget coffee dates. ask her to lunch. beacuse it
> is light out and not night at noon, it does not
> feel like a date.
,,,,
Edited 1 time(s). Last edit at 02/09/2012 03:45PM by Hatemotor.
Re: Fairfax Underground After Dark
Posted by:
Harry Tuttle
()
Date: February 08, 2011 01:29AM
I think "just grabbing a beer" is fairly innocent... But I guess you could probably eat a sandwich or something at a coffee place...
I don't know... I've never been to a coffee place...
Hatemotor Wrote:
-------------------------------------------------------
> Wrong!
>
> Food or alcohol is the next level, there is an
> implied commitment
>
> Start innocently,,,,
Signatures are for fags
I don't know... I've never been to a coffee place...
Hatemotor Wrote:
-------------------------------------------------------
> Wrong!
>
> Food or alcohol is the next level, there is an
> implied commitment
>
> Start innocently,,,,
Signatures are for fags
Re: Fairfax Underground After Dark
Posted by:
Brown Eye Blind
()
Date: February 08, 2011 01:30AM
but you can eat food with coffee. maybe try some humor to win her over. Try and guess her weight.
Hatemotor Wrote:
-------------------------------------------------------
> Brown Eye Blind Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > forget coffee dates. ask her to lunch. beacuse
> it
> > is light out and not night at noon, it does not
> > feel like a date.
>
>
> Wrong!
>
> Food or alcohol is the next level, there is an
> implied commitment
>
> Start innocently,,,,
Hatemotor Wrote:
-------------------------------------------------------
> Brown Eye Blind Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > forget coffee dates. ask her to lunch. beacuse
> it
> > is light out and not night at noon, it does not
> > feel like a date.
>
>
> Wrong!
>
> Food or alcohol is the next level, there is an
> implied commitment
>
> Start innocently,,,,
Re: Fairfax Underground After Dark
Posted by:
FUCK SOUTHWEST AIRLINES !
()
Date: February 08, 2011 01:30AM
HEY Y'ALL,
SOUTHWEST AIRLINES IS USING SOME OBNOXIOUS FAGGOT IN THEIR NEW COMMERCIALS.
SOUTHWEST AIRLINES IS USING SOME OBNOXIOUS FAGGOT IN THEIR NEW COMMERCIALS.
Re: Fairfax Underground After Dark
Posted by:
Harry Tuttle
()
Date: February 08, 2011 01:31AM
LOL! Yes on the humor... No on the guessing her weight... That's a finesse move, miz...
Brown Eye Blind Wrote:
-------------------------------------------------------
> but you can eat food with coffee. maybe try some
> humor to win her over. Try and guess her weight.
Signatures are for fags
Brown Eye Blind Wrote:
-------------------------------------------------------
> but you can eat food with coffee. maybe try some
> humor to win her over. Try and guess her weight.
Signatures are for fags
Re: Fairfax Underground After Dark
Posted by:
Brown Eye Blind
()
Date: February 08, 2011 01:32AM
Rosie ODonnell??
FUCK SOUTHWEST AIRLINES ! Wrote:
-------------------------------------------------------
> HEY Y'ALL,
> SOUTHWEST AIRLINES IS USING SOME OBNOXIOUS FAGGOT
> IN THEIR NEW COMMERCIALS.
FUCK SOUTHWEST AIRLINES ! Wrote:
-------------------------------------------------------
> HEY Y'ALL,
> SOUTHWEST AIRLINES IS USING SOME OBNOXIOUS FAGGOT
> IN THEIR NEW COMMERCIALS.
Re: Fairfax Underground After Dark
Posted by:
Brown Eye Blind
()
Date: February 08, 2011 01:33AM
weight guessing is a great joke tuts. the other solid gold one is trying to guess her shoe size.
Re: Fairfax Underground After Dark
Posted by:
Hatemotor
()
Date: February 08, 2011 01:33AM
Harry Tuttle Wrote:
-------------------------------------------------------
> LOL! Yes on the humor... No on the guessing her
> weight... That's a finesse move, miz...
>
>
> Brown Eye Blind Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > but you can eat food with coffee. maybe try
> some
> > humor to win her over. Try and guess her weight.
Edited 1 time(s). Last edit at 02/09/2012 03:46PM by Hatemotor.
-------------------------------------------------------
> LOL! Yes on the humor... No on the guessing her
> weight... That's a finesse move, miz...
>
>
> Brown Eye Blind Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > but you can eat food with coffee. maybe try
> some
> > humor to win her over. Try and guess her weight.
Edited 1 time(s). Last edit at 02/09/2012 03:46PM by Hatemotor.
Re: Fairfax Underground After Dark
Posted by:
Brown Eye Blind
()
Date: February 08, 2011 01:39AM
political jokes are not cutesy enough. something lighter, like:
Did you hear Walter Peyton has AIDS? He stuck his meat in the fridge.
Did you hear Walter Peyton has AIDS? He stuck his meat in the fridge.
Re: Fairfax Underground After Dark
Posted by:
Hatemotor
()
Date: February 08, 2011 01:41AM
Brown Eye Blind Wrote:
-------------------------------------------------------
> political jokes are not cutesy enough. something
> lighter, like:
>
> Did you hear Walter Peyton has AIDS? He stuck his
> meat in the fridge.
A 25 year old football joke?
Yeah that's gold
-------------------------------------------------------
> political jokes are not cutesy enough. something
> lighter, like:
>
> Did you hear Walter Peyton has AIDS? He stuck his
> meat in the fridge.
A 25 year old football joke?
Yeah that's gold
Re: Fairfax Underground After Dark
Posted by:
Brown Eye Blind
()
Date: February 08, 2011 01:43AM
she is so young, that joke will be fresh to her. then, she will laugh, her little boobies will jiggle and she will want to get fresh herself.
Re: Fairfax Underground After Dark
Posted by:
Hatemotor
()
Date: February 08, 2011 01:44AM
She may not be a Bears fan
Re: Fairfax Underground After Dark
Posted by:
Alias
()
Date: February 08, 2011 01:44AM
Ok, here's what you say.
Hey, I like you. Wanna go out with me?
She says yes, there you go.
She says no, you move on.
Hey, I like you. Wanna go out with me?
She says yes, there you go.
She says no, you move on.
Re: Fairfax Underground After Dark
Posted by:
Brown Eye Blind
()
Date: February 08, 2011 01:45AM
true dat but who is really.
Hatemotor Wrote:
-------------------------------------------------------
> She may not be a Bears fan
Hatemotor Wrote:
-------------------------------------------------------
> She may not be a Bears fan
Re: Fairfax Underground After Dark
Posted by:
Brown Eye Blind
()
Date: February 08, 2011 01:46AM
This is to easy. It is only this easy on those dating videos with Brian Dennehy. What a waste of money those were :(
Alias Wrote:
-------------------------------------------------------
> Ok, here's what you say.
>
> Hey, I like you. Wanna go out with me?
>
> She says yes, there you go.
> She says no, you move on.
Alias Wrote:
-------------------------------------------------------
> Ok, here's what you say.
>
> Hey, I like you. Wanna go out with me?
>
> She says yes, there you go.
> She says no, you move on.
Re: Fairfax Underground After Dark
Posted by:
Hatemotor
()
Date: February 08, 2011 01:48AM
Alias Wrote:
-------------------------------------------------------
> Ok, here's what you say.
>
> Hey, I like you. Wanna go out with me?
>
> She says yes, there you go.
> She says no, you move on.
Why do women always give terrible dating advice?
She may not know if she wants to go out with him until they talk a little bit
-------------------------------------------------------
> Ok, here's what you say.
>
> Hey, I like you. Wanna go out with me?
>
> She says yes, there you go.
> She says no, you move on.
Why do women always give terrible dating advice?
She may not know if she wants to go out with him until they talk a little bit
Re: Fairfax Underground After Dark
Posted by:
Brown Eye Blind
()
Date: February 08, 2011 01:51AM
i am a big eddy money fan, so one of my best lines is that i ask a girl if she wants two tickets to paradise.
Re: Fairfax Underground After Dark
Posted by:
bloody blisters
()
Date: February 08, 2011 02:00AM
not hard to impress a 16 y. o. offer to pick her up after school and buy her some chocolates. you're in like sin bra
Re: Fairfax Underground After Dark
Posted by:
Alias
()
Date: February 08, 2011 02:31AM
Harry Tuttle Wrote:
-------------------------------------------------------
> Just be the "good Harry" and ignore all the other
> harries in my demented playground?
no, not exactly.
> Where's the Tao in that?
the Tao in that is... simply... that it works.
> Where's the harmony?
CEG. Can we hear that again? pianissimo..
> Why neglect my other Harries?
any girl who falls for the nice Harry will fall for all the Harries.
> That's not "just being yourself"!
give it a shot.
> Alias Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > just be the good harry.
-------------------------------------------------------
> Just be the "good Harry" and ignore all the other
> harries in my demented playground?
no, not exactly.
> Where's the Tao in that?
the Tao in that is... simply... that it works.
> Where's the harmony?
CEG. Can we hear that again? pianissimo..
> Why neglect my other Harries?
any girl who falls for the nice Harry will fall for all the Harries.
> That's not "just being yourself"!
give it a shot.
> Alias Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > just be the good harry.
Re: Fairfax Underground After Dark
Posted by:
Alias
()
Date: February 08, 2011 04:33AM
Hatemotor Wrote:
-------------------------------------------------------
> Alias Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > Ok, here's what you say.
> >
> > Hey, I like you. Wanna go out with me?
> >
> > She says yes, there you go.
> > She says no, you move on.
>
>
> Why do women always give terrible dating advice?
>
> She may not know if she wants to go out with him
> until they talk a little bit
she probably already knows..
if you're unsure, say "hi, my name is ____ , would you like to shoot the shit for a minute or two?"
actually, don't say that. i might laugh, but some girls might be put off.
so, try something like, hey, you're pretty, wanna have sex?
nooo... even i wouldn't laugh at that.
better to say... hi.. im _____, can i buy you a cup of coffee?
it must be hard for you guys.
-------------------------------------------------------
> Alias Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > Ok, here's what you say.
> >
> > Hey, I like you. Wanna go out with me?
> >
> > She says yes, there you go.
> > She says no, you move on.
>
>
> Why do women always give terrible dating advice?
>
> She may not know if she wants to go out with him
> until they talk a little bit
she probably already knows..
if you're unsure, say "hi, my name is ____ , would you like to shoot the shit for a minute or two?"
actually, don't say that. i might laugh, but some girls might be put off.
so, try something like, hey, you're pretty, wanna have sex?
nooo... even i wouldn't laugh at that.
better to say... hi.. im _____, can i buy you a cup of coffee?
it must be hard for you guys.
Re: Fairfax Underground After Dark
Posted by:
Mr. Misery
()
Date: February 08, 2011 11:54PM
true dat, a'lias. by the way were oped n for bidness
Attachments:
Attachments:
Re: Fairfax Underground After Dark
Posted by:
Mr. Misery
()
Date: February 08, 2011 11:55PM
my cat just ate a tomatoe.
Lycopene.
Lycopene.
Re: Fairfax Underground After Dark
Posted by:
Mr. Misery
()
Date: February 08, 2011 11:56PM
where's my baby at?>
Re: Fairfax Underground After Dark
Posted by:
Mr. Misery
()
Date: February 08, 2011 11:59PM
I just ate a tomato.
Lycopene.
Lycopene.