caliban Wrote:
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> I'll try the shirts and underwear technique next
> time I get a chance.
Nothing to "try" you just wipe your grimey mouth and hands on a shirt or some underwear that you aren't wearing... It works every time...
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> the toothpick idea is intriguing too...
Yeah, I was proud of that... If people can invent forks... why can't we? Are we so pampered that if we don't have a fork handy that we have to resort to eating with our hands like an animal? Where's the ingenuity nowadays?
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> I don't really want to wash a fork though....too
> much work.
Do you wash your hands? Just hold the fork next time you wash your hands... Simple...
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> also the package of the scampi says to microwave
> seven minutes, stir, then microwave four to five
> more minutes. I just microwave a full twelve
> minutes, one shot, boom, straight to the point,
> cut to the chase, cut out the middleman, bam. who
> stops midway through and stirs nowadays?
I do... You'll have scalding hot lava scampi sitting on top of glacier scampi... you have to stir, then heat, bro... no two ways around it.
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> these are all creep issues we're bringing up..
I was thinking the same thing... In fact, everything we ever talk about is creep material... We have the first 20 issues at least already written...
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