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Re: Flank's Clubhouse Tribute Thread
Posted by: Rosie "Vargis" Perez ()
Date: March 10, 2014 02:17AM

I'M COMING TO YOUR HOUSE BUT I'M NOT GOING TO KNOCK ON YOUR DOOR I'M GOING TO FUCKING HIDE IN THE BUSHES AND WHEN YOU GET NEAR I'M GOING TO JUMP OUT AND SPOOK YOUR UNPRODUCTIVE TROLLOLOL ASS TO TEACH YOU A THING OR TWO ABOUT POSTING THINGS I DONT LIKE ON THE INTERNET. ITS NOT JUST INTERNET BUT ITS MY INTERNET AND IM GOING TO MAKE YOU THINK TWICE BEFORE THE NEXT TIME YOU INTERNET.

GOD I AM SO FUCKING ANGRY RIGHT NOW

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Re: Lights Back on.. Flank's Gone
Posted by: Harry Tuttle ()
Date: March 10, 2014 02:19AM

Ok guys... that was a fun tribute to our buddy flank... thanks flank for making it a special DST.

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Re: Lights Back on.. Flank's Gone
Posted by: Emilio's ()
Date: March 10, 2014 02:21AM

Emilio's, on jazz night.



..or.....just keep lurking in the bushes like a serial killer, taking snapshots, stalking meades' sister and taking snapshots of her driving on broad street. either way.

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Re: Lights Back on.. Flank's Gone
Posted by: Harry Tuttle ()
Date: March 10, 2014 02:23AM

Dude... why are you picking a place? He said he was going to be at YOUR HOUSE tomorrow...

Emilio's Wrote:
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> Emilio's, on jazz night.
>
>
>
> ..or.....just keep lurking in the bushes like a
> serial killer, taking snapshots, stalking meades'
> sister and taking snapshots of her driving on
> broad street. either way.

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Re: Lights Back on.. Flank's Gone
Posted by: bitch set me up ()
Date: March 10, 2014 02:25AM

Harry Tuttle Wrote:
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> Dude... why are you picking a place? He said he
> was going to be at YOUR HOUSE tomorrow...
>
> Emilio's Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > Emilio's, on jazz night.
> >
> >
> >
> > ..or.....just keep lurking in the bushes like
> a
> > serial killer, taking snapshots, stalking
> meades'
> > sister and taking snapshots of her driving on
> > broad street. either way.



Harry, let's start a magazine.
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Re: Lights Back on.. Flank's Gone
Posted by: Harry Tuttle ()
Date: March 10, 2014 02:25AM

What kind of magazine? What topicxxxsszz? Would it be an e-zine?

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Re: Extending the Olive Branch
Posted by: Harry Tuttle ()
Date: March 10, 2014 02:29AM

Ok seriously...

Let's call a truce, huh?

eesh, what would it take for you to let bygones be bygones and we could all just set our differences aside, move on, and start having some fun again?

What are your terms?

Wanna iron out a peace treaty?

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Re: Lights Back on.. Flank's Gone
Posted by: joe coleman ()
Date: March 10, 2014 02:29AM

Harry Tuttle Wrote:
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> What kind of magazine? What topicxxxsszz? Would it
> be an e-zine?


NO "e-zines"!!!!


it will be a magazine about life's loves, losses, toils, triumphs, about female breasts, butts, lovely young women and where they work and how much you yearn to know them, in the biblical sense.


we will call it CREEP: a periodical dedicated to the american creep, cretin, mutant, morlock, misfit and bottom-feeder


we will make a product for american male creeps. this is a money demographic. this is gold. it's gold waiting to happen. an untapped demo full of gold.

male creeps.



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Re: Lights Back on.. Flank's Gone
Posted by: Harry Tuttle ()
Date: March 10, 2014 02:31AM

I think it's a cool concept... but no one does the paper magazine thing anymore...

We'd have to do something with a current medium...

Why not just make some webisodes?

joe coleman Wrote:
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> Harry Tuttle Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > What kind of magazine? What topicxxxsszz? Would
> it
> > be an e-zine?
>
>
> NO "e-zines"!!!!
>
>
> it will be a magazine about life's loves, losses,
> toils, triumphs, about female breasts, butts,
> lovely young women and where they work and how
> much you yearn to know them, in the biblical
> sense.
>
>
> we will call it CREEP: a periodical dedicated to
> the american creep, cretin, mutant, morlock,
> misfit and bottom-feeder
>
>
> we will make a product for american male creeps.
> this is a money demographic. this is gold. it's
> gold waiting to happen. an untapped demo full of
> gold.
>
> male creeps.
>
>
>
> /

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Re: Lights Back on.. Flank's Gone
Posted by: caliban ()
Date: March 10, 2014 02:32AM

Harry Tuttle Wrote:
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> I think it's a cool concept... but no one does the
> paper magazine thing anymore...
>
> We'd have to do something with a current
> medium...
>
> Why not just make some webisodes?
>
> joe coleman Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > Harry Tuttle Wrote:
> >
> --------------------------------------------------
>
> > -----
> > > What kind of magazine? What topicxxxsszz?
> Would
> > it
> > > be an e-zine?
> >
> >
> > NO "e-zines"!!!!
> >
> >
> > it will be a magazine about life's loves,
> losses,
> > toils, triumphs, about female breasts, butts,
> > lovely young women and where they work and how
> > much you yearn to know them, in the biblical
> > sense.
> >
> >
> > we will call it CREEP: a periodical dedicated
> to
> > the american creep, cretin, mutant, morlock,
> > misfit and bottom-feeder
> >
> >
> > we will make a product for american male
> creeps.
> > this is a money demographic. this is gold. it's
> > gold waiting to happen. an untapped demo full
> of
> > gold.
> >
> > male creeps.
> >
> >
> >
> > /


I'll write it, you internet it.

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Re: Lights Back on.. Flank's Gone
Posted by: Harry Tuttle ()
Date: March 10, 2014 02:34AM

Seriously... the more I think about it... the better it sounds... CREEP could be something special...

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Re: Lights Back on.. Flank's Gone
Posted by: caliban ()
Date: March 10, 2014 02:42AM

Harry Tuttle Wrote:
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> Seriously... the more I think about it... the
> better it sounds... CREEP could be something
> special...


there's already been Weirdo, back in the early 80's, and I think there is actually a Creep, or was, but it's not doing what I think needs to be done. We need to explore and celebrate the culture of the male american creep. Humanize the creeps. Creeps are people too. This is a periodical for and by creeps. It's versatile. We talk about issues that creeps care about. How to order a double baconator with cheese, biggie fries, a large coke, a large vanilla frosty, and pull around into the parking lot of the Wendy's to eat the whole meal he just bought at the drive-thru in his car, while sitting in his car looking out the window at the Wendy's he just patronized. This is a creep issue.

We will talk about noticing how lovely the eyes of the young lady behind the 7 11 counter are and noticing her name on her nametag and repeating the exotic mideast name back to yourself over the next few days so you don't forget it and then going back into the 7-11 a couple days later and buying a large slurpee and thinking about saying an extra "hey, how ya doing" to her when she says hi but then chickening out and then going to drink your whole 40oz slurpee also in your car looking out at the 7-11 and thinking about her and then later going back to your compartment to work it to the image of her in your head and how you so nailed your "hey how ya doing"....

these are issues creeps care about.
we will serve the creep community.

the goblins. the ne'erdo-wells, the freaks, the cretins, the lowlives.

we care about the creeps.

.
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Re: Lights Back on.. Flank's Gone
Posted by: Harry Tuttle ()
Date: March 10, 2014 02:44AM

It's great.

Where do I sign up?

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Re: Lights Back on.. Flank's Gone
Posted by: caliban ()
Date: March 10, 2014 02:45AM

Harry Tuttle Wrote:
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> It's great.
>
> Where do I sign up?


step into my office.

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Re: Extending the Olive Branch
Posted by: caliban ()
Date: March 10, 2014 02:47AM

Alisa needs to be involved in CREEP. we need her as the opposing viewpoint. she will write an anti-creep, anti-obama, anti-poor people op-ed each week. she's part of the team or this doesn't get done. I want her in.

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Re: Extending the Olive Branch
Posted by: Harry Tuttle ()
Date: March 10, 2014 02:49AM

I'm all for it... but getting her to sign on will be interesting...

I still don't think she even knows who you are...

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Re: Extending the Olive Branch
Posted by: caliban ()
Date: March 10, 2014 02:55AM

I'm making a microwave shrimp scampi.


will it taste good?



will it taste bad?




text your vote now to hatchtag 11119383893750395

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Re: Extending the Olive Branch
Posted by: Harry Tuttle ()
Date: March 10, 2014 02:57AM

Is it frozen, pre-packaged, ready to eat, adult kidsmeal?

If so, it will taste ok...

If you're just trying to make a microwave scampi... it might taste bad...

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Re: Extending the Olive Branch
Posted by: caliban ()
Date: March 10, 2014 02:59AM

Harry Tuttle Wrote:
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> Is it frozen, pre-packaged, ready to eat, adult
> kidsmeal?
>
> If so, it will taste ok...
>
> If you're just trying to make a microwave
> scampi... it might taste bad...


it's a frozen pre packaged scampi....it says something like "experience the authentic taste of old itally on it".....so it is probably an authentic italian scampi and I'm hoping for the best

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Re: Alias, we need to roundtable with you...
Posted by: Harry Tuttle ()
Date: March 10, 2014 02:59AM

Let's get Alias in here so we can talk to her about CREEP

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Re: Extending the Olive Branch
Posted by: Harry Tuttle ()
Date: March 10, 2014 03:00AM

caliban Wrote:
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> it's a frozen pre packaged scampi....it says
> something like "experience the authentic taste of
> old itally on it".....so it is probably an
> authentic italian scampi and I'm hoping for the
> best


Probably very authentic...

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Re: Alias, we need to roundtable with you...
Posted by: caliban ()
Date: March 10, 2014 03:01AM

Harry Tuttle Wrote:
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> Let's get Alias in here so we can talk to her
> about CREEP


I'm thinking we put butts on the cover of the first issue

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Re: Alias, we need to roundtable with you...
Posted by: Harry Tuttle ()
Date: March 10, 2014 03:02AM

What kind of butts?

Clothed butts?

We don't want to be confused with smut...

We want to be nasty, and perverted... but not in a shameful smutty way...

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Re: Extending the Olive Branch
Posted by: caliban ()
Date: March 10, 2014 03:02AM

Harry Tuttle Wrote:
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> caliban Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > it's a frozen pre packaged scampi....it says
> > something like "experience the authentic taste
> of
> > old itally on it".....so it is probably an
> > authentic italian scampi and I'm hoping for the
> > best
>
>
> Probably very authentic...


unfortunately I don't have a clean fork at the moment so i'll either have to eat it with a knife or just with my bare hands

i have no napkins neither

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Re: Extending the Olive Branch
Posted by: Harry Tuttle ()
Date: March 10, 2014 03:04AM

I've used shirts and underwear as napkins in some of my finest hours...

A fork... I've used straws and, on occasion, toothpicks... (like a bunch of them spaced out for optimum skewering)..

But you could also, just as easily, get some soap and wash a single fork for your authentic italian feast...

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Re: Alias, we need to roundtable with you...
Posted by: caliban ()
Date: March 10, 2014 03:04AM

Harry Tuttle Wrote:
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> What kind of butts?
>
> Clothed butts?
>
> We don't want to be confused with smut...
>
> We want to be nasty, and perverted... but not in a
> shameful smutty way...


no, definitely not in a shameful way. well, the creeps themselves are always living in shame, so shame is a big part of the creep lifestyle. but the aim of CREEP is not to shame creeps, it's to celebrate creeps. so maybe a butt in tight jeans with a dirty ugly fat little man looking at the butt from behind a pillar in a crowded shopping center, with a thought bubble over his head that says something creepy

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Re: Alias, we need to roundtable with you...
Posted by: Harry Tuttle ()
Date: March 10, 2014 03:07AM

Ok... is it a photograph or is it a picture?

Edit: by picture I mean "not a photograph"...

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Edited 1 time(s). Last edit at 03/10/2014 03:07AM by Harry Tuttle.

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Re: Extending the Olive Branch
Posted by: caliban ()
Date: March 10, 2014 03:07AM

Harry Tuttle Wrote:
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> I've used shirts and underwear as napkins in some
> of my finest hours...
>
> A fork... I've used straws and, on occasion,
> toothpicks... (like a bunch of them spaced out for
> optimum skewering)..
>
> But you could also, just as easily, get some soap
> and wash a single fork for your authentic italian
> feast...

I'll try the shirts and underwear technique next time I get a chance.

the toothpick idea is intriguing too...

I don't really want to wash a fork though....too much work.


also the package of the scampi says to microwave seven minutes, stir, then microwave four to five more minutes. I just microwave a full twelve minutes, one shot, boom, straight to the point, cut to the chase, cut out the middleman, bam. who stops midway through and stirs nowadays?


these are all creep issues we're bringing up..

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Re: Alias, we need to roundtable with you...
Posted by: caliban ()
Date: March 10, 2014 03:09AM

Harry Tuttle Wrote:
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> Ok... is it a photograph or is it a picture?
>
> Edit: by picture I mean "not a photograph"...


I think we can scout out a strip mall somewhere and find a creep and a nice butt and just wait for the right moment....I saw the nicest lady butt in jeans just the other day in fact....she was so fine with such a nice woman butt in so tight jeans and I was peering from behind a big pillar. she spotted me and smiled to her girlfriends.

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Re: Alias, we need to roundtable with you...
Posted by: caliban ()
Date: March 10, 2014 03:10AM

my scampi's ready guys...


wish me luck

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Re: Extending the Olive Branch
Posted by: Harry Tuttle ()
Date: March 10, 2014 03:12AM

caliban Wrote:
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> I'll try the shirts and underwear technique next
> time I get a chance.

Nothing to "try" you just wipe your grimey mouth and hands on a shirt or some underwear that you aren't wearing... It works every time...

>
> the toothpick idea is intriguing too...

Yeah, I was proud of that... If people can invent forks... why can't we? Are we so pampered that if we don't have a fork handy that we have to resort to eating with our hands like an animal? Where's the ingenuity nowadays?

>
> I don't really want to wash a fork though....too
> much work.

Do you wash your hands? Just hold the fork next time you wash your hands... Simple...

>
>
> also the package of the scampi says to microwave
> seven minutes, stir, then microwave four to five
> more minutes. I just microwave a full twelve
> minutes, one shot, boom, straight to the point,
> cut to the chase, cut out the middleman, bam. who
> stops midway through and stirs nowadays?

I do... You'll have scalding hot lava scampi sitting on top of glacier scampi... you have to stir, then heat, bro... no two ways around it.

>
>
> these are all creep issues we're bringing up..

I was thinking the same thing... In fact, everything we ever talk about is creep material... We have the first 20 issues at least already written...

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Re: Alias, we need to roundtable with you...
Posted by: caliban ()
Date: March 10, 2014 03:20AM

AAAAAHHHHHHHHH.......



molto benny! as the Italians say.



It's like i'm in the old country right now, underneath a chaze lounge sipping a bottle of vintage vino......like cobblestone streets and the Arc D'Triumph.....this truly is an authentic Italian scampy.

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Re: Alias, we need to roundtable with you...
Posted by: caliban ()
Date: March 10, 2014 03:22AM

Harry....


here's another one for ya.....


when you run out of clean underwear, do you wear the dirty underwear a few days extra, then turn the underwear inside out and wear it like that a few more days extra, until you finally do a wash?


do it with socks? shirts? pants?


by the way, how many pants do you own? a true creep owns only one trusty pair of pants and washes them about once a month.....sometimes once every two months.....on occassion once every three or four or five months. black pants so that stains don't show up so well.

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Re: Alias, we need to roundtable with you...
Posted by: Caliban ()
Date: March 10, 2014 03:24AM

hmmmmmm.........


not a lot of shrimp in this scampi......



maybe not so authentic old country after all...

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Re: Alias, we need to roundtable with you...
Posted by: caliban ()
Date: March 10, 2014 03:24AM

Harry, don't you check out on me, bro.




we have business to discuss.

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Re: Alias, we need to roundtable with you...
Posted by: Harry Tuttle ()
Date: March 10, 2014 03:27AM

Bongiornoooo.

I have tons of underpants... but if I ever do get caught slippin', I have no problem re-wearing the underpants... I usually just do a quick sniff to see if there is anything terrible emanating from them... I don't usually flip inside out... I don't see any point in it...

I'll re-use socks no problem... shirts only in emergencies... and pants... well... you don't really need to wash pants...

I own more pants than I wear... I usually just wear the same pair of casual pants... Once they get comfy, you just wear 'em until they stink...

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Re: Guess she isn't coming...
Posted by: Harry Tuttle ()
Date: March 10, 2014 03:28AM

I think I'm getting swizzled...

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Re: Guess she isn't coming...
Posted by: caliban ()
Date: March 10, 2014 03:35AM

OH MY GOD


guess what I just discovered@@!!!!!




I thought some plain white bread might go well with this scampi so I got some and then I realized I could just use the white bread as 'scoops' so to speak......'scampi scoops'........just take the bread and fold it over a little and dip it into the scampi and now you have a heapin' helping of scampi and a piece of white wonder bread.....just like the original itialians meant it to be.......no need for a fork after all.



this would be a feature cover story for CREEP : "Shocking New Discovery: Bread Scampi Scoops.......wash a fork NO MORE! ...details inside"

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Re: Guess she isn't coming...
Posted by: caliban ()
Date: March 10, 2014 03:36AM

Harry Tuttle Wrote:
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> I think I'm getting swizzled...


stAY WITH ME, SOLDIER....YOU'RE MAKING MY YEAR RIGHT NOW. DON'T YOU DARE THINK ABOUT HITTING THAT SNOOZE BUTTON. WE'RE IN IT FOR THE LONG HAUL TONIGHT. YOU GOT ME?

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Re: Guess she isn't coming...
Posted by: Harry Tuttle ()
Date: March 10, 2014 03:40AM

That's a magnificent discovery...

I've been toying with the idea of a "Fat kid science" concept.. with similar advances in food technology...

Edible utensils would be perfect for that feature...

Maybe we could work Fat Kid Science into the periodical?

caliban Wrote:
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> OH MY GOD
>
>
> guess what I just discovered@@!!!!!
>
>
>
>
> I thought some plain white bread might go well
> with this scampi so I got some and then I realized
> I could just use the white bread as 'scoops' so to
> speak......'scampi scoops'........just take the
> bread and fold it over a little and dip it into
> the scampi and now you have a heapin' helping of
> scampi and a piece of white wonder bread.....just
> like the original itialians meant it to
> be.......no need for a fork after all.
>
>
>
> this would be a feature cover story for CREEP :
> "Shocking New Discovery: Bread Scampi
> Scoops.......wash a fork NO MORE! ...details
> inside"

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Re: Guess she isn't coming...
Posted by: caliban ()
Date: March 10, 2014 03:52AM

excjse me while the cover of issue no. 1 officially goes into production....

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Re: Guess she isn't coming...
Posted by: Harry Tuttle ()
Date: March 10, 2014 03:53AM

wash your hands first

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Re: Guess she isn't coming...
Posted by: Harry Tuttle ()
Date: March 10, 2014 03:53AM

lots of people these days still don't wash their hands... I blame hand sanitizer..

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Re: These fucking carrots won't let me be
Posted by: Harry Tuttle ()
Date: March 10, 2014 03:55AM

I'm fighting the urge to eat more carrots... I always feel so full in the morning when I binge-eat carrots...

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Re: Fun pranks to play at sleep overs with your mom's permission ("Copypasta" Thread)
Posted by: caliban ()
Date: March 10, 2014 05:14AM

awright....you guys ready for the premier of CREEP magazine?

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Re: Fun pranks to play at sleep overs with your mom's permission ("Copypasta" Thread)
Posted by: Harry Tuttle ()
Date: March 10, 2014 05:16AM


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Re: Flank's Clubhouse Tribute Thread
Posted by: ewbV4 ()
Date: March 10, 2014 05:39AM

words of my mouth Wrote:
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> eesh Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > We need to talk about Boca Raton.
>
> talk about it, big scary internet tough guy.
> better yet, just come knocking on my door and look
> me in the eye like a man...not like a lowlife
> bottom-feeding scumbag creep.
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Re: Fun pranks to play at sleep overs with your mom's permission ("Copypasta" Thread)
Posted by: caliban ()
Date: March 10, 2014 05:40AM

submitted for the approval of all the creeps of ffxu. a special dual edition. gotta cacthc em all!!!
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Re: Fun pranks to play at sleep overs with your mom's permission ("Copypasta" Thread)
Posted by: eesh ()
Date: March 10, 2014 05:46AM

For someone that has spent over ten years trying to get into narrative arts, your drawing skills are sub-par.

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Re: Fun pranks to play at sleep overs with your mom's permission ("Copypasta" Thread)
Posted by: caliban ()
Date: March 10, 2014 05:50AM

eesh Wrote:
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> For someone that has spent over ten years trying
> to get into narrative arts, your drawing skills
> are sub-par.


For someone that has spent over ten years trying to get into felching arts, your felching skills are sub-par.

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Re: Fun pranks to play at sleep overs with your mom's permission ("Copypasta" Thread)
Posted by: sick of this faggot ()
Date: March 10, 2014 05:50AM

you can do better? lets see. it's put up or shut up time

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Re: Fun pranks to play at sleep overs with your mom's permission ("Copypasta" Thread)
Posted by: caliban ()
Date: March 10, 2014 05:52AM

sick of this faggot Wrote:
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> you can do better? lets see. it's put up or shut
> up time


eesh is only good at taking big black cocks up his ass and then pretending to like girls on this forum.

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Re: Fun pranks to play at sleep overs with your mom's permission ("Copypasta" Thread)
Posted by: eesh ()
Date: March 10, 2014 05:53AM

sick of this faggot Wrote:
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> you can do better? lets see. it's put up or shut
> up time



If I spent a decade calling myself an artist, and taking fine arts classes here and there, I would certainly put together something better than that slop.

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Re: Fun pranks to play at sleep overs with your mom's permission ("Copypasta" Thread)
Posted by: eesh ()
Date: March 10, 2014 05:55AM

Why can't you animate like this?



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Re: Fun pranks to play at sleep overs with your mom's permission ("Copypasta" Thread)
Posted by: Super Troll ()
Date: March 10, 2014 05:58AM

eesh those narrative arts are pretty lame looking

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Re: Fun pranks to play at sleep overs with your mom's permission ("Copypasta" Thread)
Posted by: caliban ()
Date: March 10, 2014 06:03AM

eesh Wrote:
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> sick of this faggot Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > you can do better? lets see. it's put up or
> shut
> > up time
>
>
>
> If I spent a decade calling myself an artist, and
> taking fine arts classes here and there, I would
> certainly put together something better than that
> slop.

tell me about boca, internet scary man...
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Re: Fun pranks to play at sleep overs with your mom's permission ("Copypasta" Thread)
Posted by: Harry Tuttle ()
Date: March 10, 2014 06:05AM

eesh do you think family guy is superior artwork?

Signatures are for fags

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Re: Fun pranks to play at sleep overs with your mom's permission ("Copypasta" Thread)
Posted by: caliban ()
Date: March 10, 2014 06:05AM

good time to walk down mammary lane.../
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Re: Fun pranks to play at sleep overs with your mom's permission ("Copypasta" Thread)
Posted by: Harry Tuttle ()
Date: March 10, 2014 06:13AM

I like how you drew WTL like a "Sambo"

Signatures are for fags

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Re: Fun pranks to play at sleep overs with your mom's permission ("Copypasta" Thread)
Posted by: caliban ()
Date: March 10, 2014 06:17AM

Harry Tuttle Wrote:
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> I like how you drew WTL like a "Sambo"


we all thought he was black, remember...? ....and that he owned an italian restaurant and drove an armored security van. and I distinctly remember him saying one time that seeing Star Wars as a young man "changed his life forever".


I'll never forget that.

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Re: Fun pranks to play at sleep overs with your mom's permission ("Copypasta" Thread)
Posted by: eesh ()
Date: March 10, 2014 06:27AM

Your drawings are like some Robert Crumb wannabe.

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Re: Fun pranks to play at sleep overs with your mom's permission ("Copypasta" Thread)
Posted by: Harry Tuttle ()
Date: March 10, 2014 06:29AM

I bet that insult took some serious googling to formulate...

eesh Wrote:
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> Your drawings are like some Robert Crumb wannabe.

Signatures are for fags

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Re: Fun pranks to play at sleep overs with your mom's permission ("Copypasta" Thread)
Posted by: caliban ()
Date: March 10, 2014 06:29AM

...as long as we're doing a boy with misshapen head retrospectacus.....

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Re: Fun pranks to play at sleep overs with your mom's permission ("Copypasta" Thread)
Posted by: caliban ()
Date: March 10, 2014 06:34AM

tell me about the lizards

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Re: Fun pranks to play at sleep overs with your mom's permission ("Copypasta" Thread)
Posted by: caliban ()
Date: March 10, 2014 06:37AM

eesh Wrote:
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> Your drawings are like some Robert Crumb wannabe.


they're that, and also there's a lot of Jim Woodring wannabe in there too, and some Robert Williams wannabe. i also like to be Gary Panter.

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Re: Fun pranks to play at sleep overs with your mom's permission ("Copypasta" Thread)
Posted by: Harry Tuttle ()
Date: March 10, 2014 06:37AM

They were anoles and they laid eggs all over the wicker furniture...

It was terrible...

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Re: Fun pranks to play at sleep overs with your mom's permission ("Copypasta" Thread)
Posted by: caliban ()
Date: March 10, 2014 06:41AM

Harry Tuttle Wrote:
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> They were anoles and they laid eggs all over the
> wicker furniture...
>
> It was terrible...


idea......The Florida Lizards Magazine issue number one coming sooon


we cover topics related to florida lizards running around the place outside when you're shopping for patio furniture with a 22 year old afro american iraqi war vet, issues we all relate to

digest sized

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Re: Fun pranks to play at sleep overs with your mom's permission ("Copypasta" Thread)
Posted by: Harry Tuttle ()
Date: March 10, 2014 06:45AM

It's perfect. It's my kind of periodical. it would reach 1 million homes in and around florida. I'll get started on the first editorial. It will be about a lizard asking me for my cart when I was finished with it so I didn't have to go all the way to the return slot...

Signatures are for fags

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Re: Flank's Clubhouse Tribute Thread
Posted by: not enough play ()
Date: March 10, 2014 06:45AM

Ara Babajian Wrote:
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> one time I was in new york to see The Slackers and
> King Django perform at The Knitting Factory. when
> I went back to the metro, I realized it was
> daylinght savings time night and at midneight the
> cocks went back, so I went to ask the older
> afro-american woman at the desk at the metro if
> the metro train would arrive at 1:00am or because
> of DST would it now be here at 2 instead. she
> looked at me like i had a misshapen head and
> rolled her afro-american eyes.


this story didn't get enough play

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Re: Fun pranks to play at sleep overs with your mom's permission ("Copypasta" Thread)
Posted by: caliban ()
Date: March 10, 2014 06:48AM

Harry Tuttle Wrote:
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> It's perfect. It's my kind of periodical. it would
> reach 1 million homes in and around florida. I'll
> get started on the first editorial. It will be
> about a lizard asking me for my cart when I was
> finished with it so I didn't have to go all the
> way to the return slot...


I have never once in my life returned a cart to the return slot. I inconspicuously place it somewhere in the parking lot and leave. sometimes I just roll it out into a random direction and run. never use the slot.

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Re: Fun pranks to play at sleep overs with your mom's permission ("Copypasta" Thread)
Posted by: Harry Tuttle ()
Date: March 10, 2014 06:50AM

You're the type of person I spew profanity at behind closed doors...

You're actually ruining society...

caliban Wrote:
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> I have never once in my life returned a cart to
> the return slot. I inconspicuously place it
> somewhere in the parking lot and leave. sometimes
> I just roll it out into a random direction and
> run. never use the slot.

Signatures are for fags

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Re: Fun pranks to play at sleep overs with your mom's permission ("Copypasta" Thread)
Posted by: caliban ()
Date: March 10, 2014 06:52AM

CREEP has already sold over 60 billion copies thanks to your support thank you guys!


and thank you Naseema, I couldn't have done it without your lovely young woman help and love! you are the moon and the stars. without you I am nothing.


Naseema you have done me a kindness. you have saved my life. I would be dead wihtout you. DEAD.
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Re: Fun pranks to play at sleep overs with your mom's permission ("Copypasta" Thread)
Posted by: caliban ()
Date: March 10, 2014 06:53AM

Harry Tuttle Wrote:
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> You're the type of person I spew profanity at
> behind closed doors...
>
> You're actually ruining society...
>
> caliban Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > I have never once in my life returned a cart to
> > the return slot. I inconspicuously place it
> > somewhere in the parking lot and leave.
> sometimes
> > I just roll it out into a random direction and
> > run. never use the slot.


but the slots so far away sometimes



where'd eesh go

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Re: Fun pranks to play at sleep overs with your mom's permission ("Copypasta" Thread)
Posted by: Harry Tuttle ()
Date: March 10, 2014 06:56AM

caliban Wrote:
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> but the slots so far away sometimes

Then park closer to the slot! USE A HANDBASKET IF YOU DON'T WANT TO WALK FAR!

DON'T JUST LEAVE THE CART IN THE PARKING LOT FOR PEOPLE TO KNOCK INTO OTHER PEOPLE'S CARS! DON'T PUT THE CART ON THE OTHER SIDE OF THE PARKING LOT SO THE LITTLE CART FETCHER WASTES TIME RETRIEVING IT, THUS WASTING THE STORE'S MONEY, THUS MAKING THE COST OF GROCERIES GO UP!

holy shit, dude...

>
>
>
> where'd eesh go

That's a question no one is asking...

Signatures are for fags

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Re: Fun pranks to play at sleep overs with your mom's permission ("Copypasta" Thread)
Posted by: Mr. Miz ()
Date: March 10, 2014 07:02AM

caliban Wrote:
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> where'd eesh go


Your work over the last page and half deserves nothing less than a standing ovation. Aubry and Jen Money love what you're doing here.
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Re: Fun pranks to play at sleep overs with your mom's permission ("Copypasta" Thread)
Posted by: caliban ()
Date: March 10, 2014 07:02AM

Harry Tuttle Wrote:
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> caliban Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > but the slots so far away sometimes
>
> Then park closer to the slot! USE A HANDBASKET IF
> YOU DON'T WANT TO WALK FAR!


the slots inconveniently located no matter where you park, that's the problem i tell you. and a handbasket? come on man..


>
> DON'T JUST LEAVE THE CART IN THE PARKING LOT FOR
> PEOPLE TO KNOCK INTO OTHER PEOPLE'S CARS! DON'T
> PUT THE CART ON THE OTHER SIDE OF THE PARKING LOT
> SO THE LITTLE CART FETCHER WASTES TIME RETRIEVING
> IT, THUS WASTING THE STORE'S MONEY, THUS MAKING
> THE COST OF GROCERIES GO UP!


why are we so worried about carts bumping into a 2000 ton mass of metal and glass? I'm sure the car can take a gentle little bump from a little aluminum shopping cart. is a shopping cart running into a car going to total it? what is your car made out of? are you one of those people who freaks out if you get a little scratch on your car? I hate those people. as long as your car turns on and drives when you turn the key, I don't see the problem. My car is a garbage can on wheels, but it drives perfectly. who cares? a little scratch.....gimme a break. and that's the cart fetcher's job...to fetch carts. I won't shed any tears for him. and because he spends a few extra seconds fetching a cart not in the slot, somehow that leads to the cost of groceries going up? that's nuts....totally...totally nuts...



>
> holy shit, dude...
>
> >
> >
> >
> > where'd eesh go
>
> That's a question no one is asking...


i miss the lil' guy

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Re: Fun pranks to play at sleep overs with your mom's permission ("Copypasta" Thread)
Posted by: caliban ()
Date: March 10, 2014 07:05AM

goodnight, Naseema...

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Re: Fun pranks to play at sleep overs with your mom's permission ("Copypasta" Thread)
Posted by: Naseema ()
Date: March 10, 2014 07:14AM

caliban Wrote:
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> goodnight, Naseema...


Goodnight Misery, sweet dreams <3
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Re: What is the racial slur that makes you laugh the most?
Posted by: bloody blisters ()
Date: March 10, 2014 11:10AM

Harry Tuttle Wrote:
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> Haven't seen true Dee yet... About to watch it..
> there is going to be a second season, but rumor
> has it that it will be a whole new story... Whole
> new setting, all new characters. Denzel is
> supposedly going to be in season two.


boo, i fucking hate when shows do that. it completely ruins things. you grow attached to the characters, story, setting and so on... even when you hear the name you think about how much you like all those things. when they change everything and keep the name it just doesnt work. i cant think of a show that successfully accomplished this. if this is true consider it the nail in the coffin for trudy.

to show my point, look at american horror story. first season was fucking great. season 2 they changed everything and it fucking sucked balls. it killed the name.

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Re: What is the racial slur that makes you laugh the most?
Posted by: americanhorror ()
Date: March 10, 2014 11:19AM

bloody blisters Wrote:
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> Harry Tuttle Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > Haven't seen true Dee yet... About to watch
> it..
> > there is going to be a second season, but rumor
> > has it that it will be a whole new story...
> Whole
> > new setting, all new characters. Denzel is
> > supposedly going to be in season two.
>
>
> boo, i fucking hate when shows do that. it
> completely ruins things. you grow attached to the
> characters, story, setting and so on... even when
> you hear the name you think about how much you
> like all those things. when they change everything
> and keep the name it just doesnt work. i cant
> think of a show that successfully accomplished
> this. if this is true consider it the nail in the
> coffin for trudy.
>
> to show my point, look at american horror story.
> first season was fucking great. season 2 they
> changed everything and it fucking sucked balls. it
> killed the name.

Did you ever see the movie "Up the Ass"?

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Re: Fun pranks to play at sleep overs with your mom's permission ("Copypasta" Thread)
Posted by: pasta prima vera ()
Date: March 10, 2014 07:16PM

Naseema is looking extra lovely today

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Re: Fun pranks to play at sleep overs with your mom's permission ("Copypasta" Thread)
Posted by: Naseema ()
Date: March 10, 2014 07:24PM

pasta prima vera Wrote:
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> Naseema is looking extra lovely today


Why thank you Misery. One lesson my mother always taught me was that if you want the love of a powerful man you better damn well sure MAKE him feel powerful. Misery, the way you carry yourself on this forum; you are ALL man!

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Re: Fun pranks to play at sleep overs with your mom's permission ("Copypasta" Thread)
Posted by: chicken chow main ()
Date: March 10, 2014 07:29PM

did you ever eat a pickle from off the floor

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Re: Fun pranks to play at sleep overs with your mom's permission ("Copypasta" Thread)
Posted by: tuttle = sore loser ()
Date: March 10, 2014 07:34PM

Harry Tuttle Wrote:
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> You're actually ruining society...

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Re: Fun pranks to play at sleep overs with your mom's permission ("Copypasta" Thread)
Posted by: penne pasta ()
Date: March 10, 2014 07:37PM

did you ever pee in a apple cider jug and put it in your closet and forget it was there for six months

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Re: Fun pranks to play at sleep overs with your mom's permission ("Copypasta" Thread)
Posted by: chicken alfredo ()
Date: March 10, 2014 07:39PM

did you ever look at a pretty young woman and wonder what that woman was all about

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Re: Fun pranks to play at sleep overs with your mom's permission ("Copypasta" Thread)
Posted by: rockman ()
Date: March 10, 2014 11:54PM

looks like its just you and me tonight rockman


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Re: Fun pranks to play at sleep overs with your mom's permission ("Copypasta" Thread)
Posted by: Rockhound ()
Date: March 10, 2014 11:58PM

I like this creep comic idea

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Re: Fun pranks to play at sleep overs with your mom's permission ("Copypasta" Thread)
Posted by: mishima ()
Date: March 11, 2014 12:07AM

did you ever eat a bad chip

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Re: Fun pranks to play at sleep overs with your mom's permission ("Copypasta" Thread)
Posted by: ozu ()
Date: March 11, 2014 12:09AM

this one's for you rockman, the original

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Re: Fun pranks to play at sleep overs with your mom's permission ("Copypasta" Thread)
Posted by: eyeball kid ()
Date: March 11, 2014 12:10AM

Cum casserole. It's whats for dinner.

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Re: Fun pranks to play at sleep overs with your mom's permission ("Copypasta" Thread)
Posted by: Rockhound ()
Date: March 11, 2014 12:12AM

You mean like a green chip? Those were my favorite. Especially when they were freakishly large.

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Re: Fun pranks to play at sleep overs with your mom's permission ("Copypasta" Thread)
Posted by: kon ishikawa ()
Date: March 11, 2014 12:12AM

just 15 minutes from cage to plate.


Monkey: it's what's for dinner.

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Re: Fun pranks to play at sleep overs with your mom's permission ("Copypasta" Thread)
Posted by: Rockhound ()
Date: March 11, 2014 12:12AM

I still don't know, what causes it to go green?

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Re: Fun pranks to play at sleep overs with your mom's permission ("Copypasta" Thread)
Posted by: Rockhound ()
Date: March 11, 2014 12:13AM

Where's that cool guy at? All the ladies dream about him. You know who I mean?

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Re: Fun pranks to play at sleep overs with your mom's permission ("Copypasta" Thread)
Posted by: eyeball kid ()
Date: March 11, 2014 12:15AM

There is LOL in gorilla,
There is LMAO in armadillo,
But there is no ROFL in monkey.

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Re: Fun pranks to play at sleep overs with your mom's permission ("Copypasta" Thread)
Posted by: eyeball kid ()
Date: March 11, 2014 12:16AM

Brian Dennehy?

Rockhound Wrote:
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> Where's that cool guy at? All the ladies dream
> about him. You know who I mean?

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Re: Fun pranks to play at sleep overs with your mom's permission ("Copypasta" Thread)
Posted by: ozu ()
Date: March 11, 2014 12:17AM

where's jennifer

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Re: Fun pranks to play at sleep overs with your mom's permission ("Copypasta" Thread)
Posted by: eyeball kid ()
Date: March 11, 2014 12:17AM

She's shootin' shit.

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Re: Fun pranks to play at sleep overs with your mom's permission ("Copypasta" Thread)
Posted by: eyeball kid ()
Date: March 11, 2014 12:18AM

But I play it off legit.

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