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I was feeling done in, couldn't win
I'd only ever kissed before.
I thought there's no use getting into heavy petting
It only leads to trouble and seat wetting...
Now all I want to know is how to go
I've tasted blood and I want more
I'll put up no resistance, I want to stay the distance
I've got an itch to scratch, I need assistance:
Toucha toucha toucha touch me, I wanna be dirty
Thrill me chill me fulfil me
Creature of the night.
Then if anything grows while you pose
I'll oil you up and rub you down
And that's just one small fraction of the main attraction
You need a friendly hand and I need action...
Toucha toucha toucha touch me, I wanna be dirty
Thrill me chill me fulfil me
Creature of the night.
Welcome to Fairfax Underground, a project site designed to improve communication among residents of Fairfax County, VA. Feel free to post anything Northern Virginia residents would find interesting.
Re: Fun pranks to play at sleep overs with your mom's permission ("Copypasta" Thread)
Posted by:
Rockhound
()
Date: February 08, 2014 01:59AM
I think they want muscles.
Re: Fun pranks to play at sleep overs with your mom's permission ("Copypasta" Thread)
Posted by:
Rockhound
()
Date: February 08, 2014 01:59AM
Why isn't my body suited to carry muscles?
Re: Fun pranks to play at sleep overs with your mom's permission ("Copypasta" Thread)
Posted by:
Rockhound
()
Date: February 08, 2014 02:00AM
Is it because I am an endomorph?
Re: Fun pranks to play at sleep overs with your mom's permission ("Copypasta" Thread)
Posted by:
Rockhound
()
Date: February 08, 2014 02:00AM
Am I bound to being flabby my entire life?
Re: Fun pranks to play at sleep overs with your mom's permission ("Copypasta" Thread)
Posted by:
Rockhound
()
Date: February 08, 2014 02:00AM
Why won't my body make muscle?
Re: Fun pranks to play at sleep overs with your mom's permission ("Copypasta" Thread)
Posted by:
Rockhound
()
Date: February 08, 2014 02:00AM
Is this why women don't like me?
Re: Fun pranks to play at sleep overs with your mom's permission ("Copypasta" Thread)
Posted by:
This is the real Harry Tuttle
()
Date: February 08, 2014 02:01AM
This is my best friend.
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Re: Fun pranks to play at sleep overs with your mom's permission ("Copypasta" Thread)
Posted by:
This is the real Harry Tuttle
()
Date: February 08, 2014 02:02AM
He hooks me up with the good weed.
Re: Fun pranks to play at sleep overs with your mom's permission ("Copypasta" Thread)
Posted by:
This is the real Harry Tuttle
()
Date: February 08, 2014 02:02AM
He's cool like me.
Re: Fun pranks to play at sleep overs with your mom's permission ("Copypasta" Thread)
Posted by:
This is the real Rockhound
()
Date: February 08, 2014 02:03AM
Rockhound Wrote:
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> Here's a fun fact: Did you know that Virginia has
> a state registry that keeps track of who is
> prescribed what medicine by which doctor on what
> date and in what quantity? That is there to
> prevent abuse.
Did you know a lowly medical employee like an RN or pharm tech could look into the database and pull that information?
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> Here's a fun fact: Did you know that Virginia has
> a state registry that keeps track of who is
> prescribed what medicine by which doctor on what
> date and in what quantity? That is there to
> prevent abuse.
Did you know a lowly medical employee like an RN or pharm tech could look into the database and pull that information?
Re: Fun pranks to play at sleep overs with your mom's permission ("Copypasta" Thread)
Posted by:
This is the real Harry Tuttle
()
Date: February 08, 2014 02:03AM
Rolo Tony, that's the name I use on other sites.
Re: Fun pranks to play at sleep overs with your mom's permission ("Copypasta" Thread)
Posted by:
Alias
()
Date: February 08, 2014 02:04AM
Rockhound Wrote:
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> Here's a fun fact: Did you know that Virginia has
> a state registry that keeps track of who is
> prescribed what medicine by which doctor on what
> date and in what quantity? That is there to
> prevent abuse.
I'd rather live in Arizona.
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> Here's a fun fact: Did you know that Virginia has
> a state registry that keeps track of who is
> prescribed what medicine by which doctor on what
> date and in what quantity? That is there to
> prevent abuse.
I'd rather live in Arizona.
Re: Fun pranks to play at sleep overs with your mom's permission ("Copypasta" Thread)
Posted by:
This is the real Harry Tuttle
()
Date: February 08, 2014 02:04AM
I'm going to register this name now so no one can impersonate me.
Re: Fun pranks to play at sleep overs with your mom's permission ("Copypasta" Thread)
Posted by:
This is the real Rockhound
()
Date: February 08, 2014 02:04AM
This is the real Rockhound Wrote:
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> Rockhound Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > Here's a fun fact: Did you know that Virginia
> has
> > a state registry that keeps track of who is
> > prescribed what medicine by which doctor on
> what
> > date and in what quantity? That is there to
> > prevent abuse.
>
>
> Did you know a lowly medical employee like an RN
> or pharm tech could look into the database and
> pull that information?
So, are you saying you could find the prescribing doctor...
Do you think those doctors have emails?
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> Rockhound Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > Here's a fun fact: Did you know that Virginia
> has
> > a state registry that keeps track of who is
> > prescribed what medicine by which doctor on
> what
> > date and in what quantity? That is there to
> > prevent abuse.
>
>
> Did you know a lowly medical employee like an RN
> or pharm tech could look into the database and
> pull that information?
So, are you saying you could find the prescribing doctor...
Do you think those doctors have emails?
Re: Fun pranks to play at sleep overs with your mom's permission ("Copypasta" Thread)
Posted by:
This is the reel Harry Tuttle
()
Date: February 08, 2014 02:06AM
I don't know why eesh cares so much about my life.
Re: Fun pranks to play at sleep overs with your mom's permission ("Copypasta" Thread)
Posted by:
eesh
()
Date: February 08, 2014 02:07AM
Alias Wrote:
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> Rockhound Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > Here's a fun fact: Did you know that Virginia
> has
> > a state registry that keeps track of who is
> > prescribed what medicine by which doctor on
> what
> > date and in what quantity? That is there to
> > prevent abuse.
>
> I'd rather live in Arizona.
No, they have forest fires in the mountains that bring down all the wildlife and creepy crawlies.
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> Rockhound Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > Here's a fun fact: Did you know that Virginia
> has
> > a state registry that keeps track of who is
> > prescribed what medicine by which doctor on
> what
> > date and in what quantity? That is there to
> > prevent abuse.
>
> I'd rather live in Arizona.
No, they have forest fires in the mountains that bring down all the wildlife and creepy crawlies.
Re: Fun pranks to play at sleep overs with your mom's permission ("Copypasta" Thread)
Posted by:
Rockhound
()
Date: February 08, 2014 02:08AM
This is the real Rockhound Wrote:
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> This is the real Rockhound Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > Rockhound Wrote:
> >
> --------------------------------------------------
>
> > -----
> > > Here's a fun fact: Did you know that Virginia
> > has
> > > a state registry that keeps track of who is
> > > prescribed what medicine by which doctor on
> > what
> > > date and in what quantity? That is there to
> > > prevent abuse.
> >
> >
> > Did you know a lowly medical employee like an
> RN
> > or pharm tech could look into the database and
> > pull that information?
>
>
> So, are you saying you could find the prescribing
> doctor...
>
> Do you think those doctors have emails?
Of course they have emails, anonymous guy.
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> This is the real Rockhound Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > Rockhound Wrote:
> >
> --------------------------------------------------
>
> > -----
> > > Here's a fun fact: Did you know that Virginia
> > has
> > > a state registry that keeps track of who is
> > > prescribed what medicine by which doctor on
> > what
> > > date and in what quantity? That is there to
> > > prevent abuse.
> >
> >
> > Did you know a lowly medical employee like an
> RN
> > or pharm tech could look into the database and
> > pull that information?
>
>
> So, are you saying you could find the prescribing
> doctor...
>
> Do you think those doctors have emails?
Of course they have emails, anonymous guy.
Re: Fun pranks to play at sleep overs with your mom's permission ("Copypasta" Thread)
Posted by:
Rockhound
()
Date: February 08, 2014 02:09AM
Would you like any more fun facts? I have quite a few here...
Re: Fun pranks to play at sleep overs with your mom's permission ("Copypasta" Thread)
Posted by:
This is the reel Harry Tuttle
()
Date: February 08, 2014 02:09AM
I think it's funny that all the information he knows about me I spoon-fed to him...
Re: Fun pranks to play at sleep overs with your mom's permission ("Copypasta" Thread)
Posted by:
This is the real Rockhound
()
Date: February 08, 2014 02:15AM
Rockhound Wrote:
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> Would you like any more fun facts? I have quite a
> few here...
What more do you have, Rockhound, anything good?
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> Would you like any more fun facts? I have quite a
> few here...
What more do you have, Rockhound, anything good?
Re: Fun pranks to play at sleep overs with your mom's permission ("Copypasta" Thread)
Posted by:
This is the real Rockhound
()
Date: February 08, 2014 02:15AM
So far, it's been a buncha boring facts, you promised fun facts, Rockhound.
Re: Fun pranks to play at sleep overs with your mom's permission ("Copypasta" Thread)
Posted by:
This is the real Rockhound
()
Date: February 08, 2014 02:16AM
Rockhound Wrote:
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> This is the real Rockhound Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > This is the real Rockhound Wrote:
> >
> --------------------------------------------------
>
> > -----
> > > Rockhound Wrote:
> > >
> >
> --------------------------------------------------
>
> >
> > > -----
> > > > Here's a fun fact: Did you know that
> Virginia
> > > has
> > > > a state registry that keeps track of who is
> > > > prescribed what medicine by which doctor on
> > > what
> > > > date and in what quantity? That is there to
> > > > prevent abuse.
> > >
> > >
> > > Did you know a lowly medical employee like an
> > RN
> > > or pharm tech could look into the database
> and
> > > pull that information?
> >
> >
> > So, are you saying you could find the
> prescribing
> > doctor...
> >
> > Do you think those doctors have emails?
>
>
> Of course they have emails, anonymous guy.
Okay, yeah you're right... They have emails... But do they check their inboxes?
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> This is the real Rockhound Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > This is the real Rockhound Wrote:
> >
> --------------------------------------------------
>
> > -----
> > > Rockhound Wrote:
> > >
> >
> --------------------------------------------------
>
> >
> > > -----
> > > > Here's a fun fact: Did you know that
> Virginia
> > > has
> > > > a state registry that keeps track of who is
> > > > prescribed what medicine by which doctor on
> > > what
> > > > date and in what quantity? That is there to
> > > > prevent abuse.
> > >
> > >
> > > Did you know a lowly medical employee like an
> > RN
> > > or pharm tech could look into the database
> and
> > > pull that information?
> >
> >
> > So, are you saying you could find the
> prescribing
> > doctor...
> >
> > Do you think those doctors have emails?
>
>
> Of course they have emails, anonymous guy.
Okay, yeah you're right... They have emails... But do they check their inboxes?
Re: Fun pranks to play at sleep overs with your mom's permission ("Copypasta" Thread)
Posted by:
Rockhound
()
Date: February 08, 2014 02:17AM
Hey, what do you suppose a shrink would say if they found out one of their patients loses their shit online regularly and posts explicit gifs of people dying?
Re: Fun pranks to play at sleep overs with your mom's permission ("Copypasta" Thread)
Posted by:
real eesh?
()
Date: February 08, 2014 02:18AM
I really liked Bill Quinton. He was my favorite pwesident.
Does anyone know if Bill uses Verizon?
Does anyone know if Bill uses Verizon?
Re: Fun pranks to play at sleep overs with your mom's permission ("Copypasta" Thread)
Posted by:
This is the real Shrink
()
Date: February 08, 2014 02:19AM
Well, Rockhound, I would say that this is nothing like the nice young man who comes to see me once a month.
Re: Fun pranks to play at sleep overs with your mom's permission ("Copypasta" Thread)
Posted by:
real eesh?
()
Date: February 08, 2014 02:21AM
How does Verizon work? I Hopewell...
Re: Fun pranks to play at sleep overs with your mom's permission ("Copypasta" Thread)
Posted by:
Rockhound
()
Date: February 08, 2014 02:22AM
Rockhound Wrote:
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> Would you like any more fun facts? I have quite a
> few here...
More fun facts, Rockhound! Please, give me reasons to give more!
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> Would you like any more fun facts? I have quite a
> few here...
More fun facts, Rockhound! Please, give me reasons to give more!
Re: Fun pranks to play at sleep overs with your mom's permission ("Copypasta" Thread)
Posted by:
Rockhound
()
Date: February 08, 2014 02:24AM
This is the real Rockhound Wrote:
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>
>
> Did you know a lowly medical employee like an RN
> or pharm tech could look into the database and
> pull that information?
That can't be true... Surely Virginia has better protocols and standards in place than that...
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>
>
> Did you know a lowly medical employee like an RN
> or pharm tech could look into the database and
> pull that information?
That can't be true... Surely Virginia has better protocols and standards in place than that...
Re: Fun pranks to play at sleep overs with your mom's permission ("Copypasta" Thread)
Posted by:
Alias
()
Date: February 08, 2014 02:31AM
eesh Wrote:
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> Alias Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > Rockhound Wrote:
> >
> --------------------------------------------------
>
> > -----
> > > Here's a fun fact: Did you know that Virginia
> > has
> > > a state registry that keeps track of who is
> > > prescribed what medicine by which doctor on
> > what
> > > date and in what quantity? That is there to
> > > prevent abuse.
> >
> > I'd rather live in Arizona.
>
>
>
> No, they have forest fires in the mountains that
> bring down all the wildlife and creepy crawlies.
The fires don't scare me.
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> Alias Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > Rockhound Wrote:
> >
> --------------------------------------------------
>
> > -----
> > > Here's a fun fact: Did you know that Virginia
> > has
> > > a state registry that keeps track of who is
> > > prescribed what medicine by which doctor on
> > what
> > > date and in what quantity? That is there to
> > > prevent abuse.
> >
> > I'd rather live in Arizona.
>
>
>
> No, they have forest fires in the mountains that
> bring down all the wildlife and creepy crawlies.
The fires don't scare me.
Re: Fun pranks to play at sleep overs with your mom's permission ("Copypasta" Thread)
Posted by:
eesh
()
Date: February 08, 2014 02:41AM
Alias Wrote:
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> The fires don't scare me.
No, the fires bring down mountain lions, pit vipers, tarantulas, snakes, etc.
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> The fires don't scare me.
No, the fires bring down mountain lions, pit vipers, tarantulas, snakes, etc.
Re: Fun pranks to play at sleep overs with your mom's permission ("Copypasta" Thread)
Posted by:
Rockhound
()
Date: February 08, 2014 02:43AM
eesh Wrote:
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> Alias Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
>
> > The fires don't scare me.
>
>
>
>
> No, the fires bring down mountain lions, pit
> vipers, tarantulas, snakes, etc.
Shakin' in my boots. What else you got, fruitbasket?
Do they also bring down obnoxious homosexuals like yourself?
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> Alias Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
>
> > The fires don't scare me.
>
>
>
>
> No, the fires bring down mountain lions, pit
> vipers, tarantulas, snakes, etc.
Shakin' in my boots. What else you got, fruitbasket?
Do they also bring down obnoxious homosexuals like yourself?
Re: Fun pranks to play at sleep overs with your mom's permission ("Copypasta" Thread)
Posted by:
This is the real Rockhound
()
Date: February 08, 2014 02:49AM
Um... Rockhound, more fun facts.... Please?
Re: Fun pranks to play at sleep overs with your mom's permission ("Copypasta" Thread)
Posted by:
Dr Donachy
()
Date: February 08, 2014 02:53AM
am i a doctor?
Re: Fun pranks to play at sleep overs with your mom's permission ("Copypasta" Thread)
Posted by:
bloody blisters
()
Date: February 08, 2014 10:48AM
Re: Fun pranks to play at sleep overs with your mom's permission ("Copypasta" Thread)
Posted by:
Olivia de Havilland
()
Date: February 10, 2014 08:12PM
pans
balsa wood
vacuuming
corben bernsen
sassafras
boats
limber
1732
giblets
kenny rogers roasters
lampoon
paraffin
recalcitrant
rebarb
ocean
paper
hebrew
steel
television sets
milk
termite
different pans
lopsided
corn
tee hee
patti labelle
new
now
no
/
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balsa wood
vacuuming
corben bernsen
sassafras
boats
limber
1732
giblets
kenny rogers roasters
lampoon
paraffin
recalcitrant
rebarb
ocean
paper
hebrew
steel
television sets
milk
termite
different pans
lopsided
corn
tee hee
patti labelle
new
now
no
/
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Re: Fun pranks to play at sleep overs with your mom's permission ("Copypasta" Thread)
Posted by:
does anyone remember laughter?
()
Date: February 11, 2014 01:59AM
does anyone remember laughter?
let's be righteous to each other y;all.
let's be righteous to each other y;all.
Re: Fun pranks to play at sleep overs with your mom's permission ("Copypasta" Thread)
Posted by:
Alias
()
Date: February 11, 2014 02:12AM
does anyone remember laughter? Wrote:
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> does anyone remember laughter?
LOL
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> does anyone remember laughter?
LOL
Re: Fun pranks to play at sleep overs with your mom's permission ("Copypasta" Thread)
Posted by:
eesh
()
Date: February 11, 2014 02:14AM
There was laughter before the darkness set upon the forum on 3/12/2008.
Re: Fun pranks to play at sleep overs with your mom's permission ("Copypasta" Thread)
Posted by:
be excellent to each other
()
Date: February 11, 2014 07:45AM
please..........be excellent to each other........
Re: Fun pranks to play at sleep overs with your mom's permission ("Copypasta" Thread)
Posted by:
monandas
()
Date: February 11, 2014 07:47AM
we can all get along with each other.
theres no need for ugliness.
we can all get along.
theres no need for ugliness.
we can all get along.
Re: Fun pranks to play at sleep overs with your mom's permission ("Copypasta" Thread)
Posted by:
bill and ted
()
Date: February 12, 2014 02:15AM
goodnight all, and remember: be excellent to each other.
Re: Fun pranks to play at sleep overs with your mom's permission ("Copypasta" Thread)
Posted by:
Aubry
()
Date: February 12, 2014 02:17AM
I do believe I was invited to this thread earlier tongight. Was told there would be a party going on here....
Re: Fun pranks to play at sleep overs with your mom's permission ("Copypasta" Thread)
Posted by:
Fred Rogers
()
Date: February 12, 2014 02:22AM
Hi.
I was just making some popcorn.
I was just making some popcorn.
Re: Fun pranks to play at sleep overs with your mom's permission ("Copypasta" Thread)
Posted by:
eesh
()
Date: February 12, 2014 02:30AM
What's all this kibitzing about?
Re: Fun pranks to play at sleep overs with your mom's permission ("Copypasta" Thread)
Posted by:
Aub
()
Date: February 12, 2014 02:33AM
Aubry is a lovely young woman
Re: Fun pranks to play at sleep overs with your mom's permission ("Copypasta" Thread)
Posted by:
Alias
()
Date: February 12, 2014 02:33AM
eesh Wrote:
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> There was laughter before the darkness set upon
> the forum on 3/12/2008.
What happened on 3/12/2008?
Did you come out of the closet in a tutu?
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> There was laughter before the darkness set upon
> the forum on 3/12/2008.
What happened on 3/12/2008?
Did you come out of the closet in a tutu?
Re: Fun pranks to play at sleep overs with your mom's permission ("Copypasta" Thread)
Posted by:
eesh
()
Date: February 12, 2014 02:34AM
Alias Wrote:
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> What happened on 3/12/2008?
Click on your screen name.
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> What happened on 3/12/2008?
Click on your screen name.
Re: Fun pranks to play at sleep overs with your mom's permission ("Copypasta" Thread)
Posted by:
Alias?
()
Date: February 12, 2014 02:34AM
Alias.
Re: Fun pranks to play at sleep overs with your mom's permission ("Copypasta" Thread)
Posted by:
lovely
()
Date: February 12, 2014 02:34AM
Alias is a lovely young woman.
Re: Fun pranks to play at sleep overs with your mom's permission ("Copypasta" Thread)
Posted by:
Alias
()
Date: February 12, 2014 02:59AM
eesh Wrote:
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> Alias Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
>
> > What happened on 3/12/2008?
>
>
>
>
> Click on your screen name.
Ah, I see.
That must have been a bad day for you.
You pirouette out of the closet and bump into me.
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> Alias Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
>
> > What happened on 3/12/2008?
>
>
>
>
> Click on your screen name.
Ah, I see.
That must have been a bad day for you.
You pirouette out of the closet and bump into me.
Re: Fun pranks to play at sleep overs with your mom's permission ("Copypasta" Thread)
Posted by:
Alias.....
()
Date: February 12, 2014 03:06AM
.....check your PMS....
Re: Fun pranks to play at sleep overs with your mom's permission ("Copypasta" Thread)
Posted by:
Alias
()
Date: February 12, 2014 03:25AM
Alias..... Wrote:
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> .....check your PMS....
OK.
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> .....check your PMS....
OK.
Re: Fun pranks to play at sleep overs with your mom's permission ("Copypasta" Thread)
Posted by:
misshapen head
()
Date: February 12, 2014 09:08PM
just want to let all you all guys kknow I'm retiring from comedy.
Re: Fun pranks to play at sleep overs with your mom's permission ("Copypasta" Thread)
Posted by:
truck system
()
Date: February 12, 2014 11:54PM
Some people say a man is made outta mud
A poor man's made outta muscle and blood
Muscle and blood and skin and bones
A mind that's a-weak and a back that's strong
You load sixteen tons, what do you get
Another day older and deeper in debt
Saint Peter don't you call me 'cause I can't go
I owe my soul to the company store
I was born one mornin' when the sun didn't shine
I picked up my shovel and I walked to the mine
I loaded sixteen tons of number nine coal
And the straw boss said "Well, a-bless my soul"
You load sixteen tons, what do you get
Another day older and deeper in debt
Saint Peter don't you call me 'cause I can't go
I owe my soul to the company store
I was born one mornin', it was drizzlin' rain
Fightin' and trouble are my middle name
I was raised in the canebrake by an ol' mama lion
Cain't no-a high-toned woman make me walk the line
You load sixteen tons, what do you get
Another day older and deeper in debt
Saint Peter don't you call me 'cause I can't go
I owe my soul to the company store
If you see me comin', better step aside
A lotta men didn't, a lotta men died
One fist of iron, the other of steel
If the right one don't a-get you
Then the left one will
You load sixteen tons, what do you get
Another day older and deeper in debt
Saint Peter don't you call me 'cause I can't go
I owe my soul to the company store
A poor man's made outta muscle and blood
Muscle and blood and skin and bones
A mind that's a-weak and a back that's strong
You load sixteen tons, what do you get
Another day older and deeper in debt
Saint Peter don't you call me 'cause I can't go
I owe my soul to the company store
I was born one mornin' when the sun didn't shine
I picked up my shovel and I walked to the mine
I loaded sixteen tons of number nine coal
And the straw boss said "Well, a-bless my soul"
You load sixteen tons, what do you get
Another day older and deeper in debt
Saint Peter don't you call me 'cause I can't go
I owe my soul to the company store
I was born one mornin', it was drizzlin' rain
Fightin' and trouble are my middle name
I was raised in the canebrake by an ol' mama lion
Cain't no-a high-toned woman make me walk the line
You load sixteen tons, what do you get
Another day older and deeper in debt
Saint Peter don't you call me 'cause I can't go
I owe my soul to the company store
If you see me comin', better step aside
A lotta men didn't, a lotta men died
One fist of iron, the other of steel
If the right one don't a-get you
Then the left one will
You load sixteen tons, what do you get
Another day older and deeper in debt
Saint Peter don't you call me 'cause I can't go
I owe my soul to the company store
Re: Fun pranks to play at sleep overs with your mom's permission ("Copypasta" Thread)
Posted by:
retired from comedy
()
Date: February 13, 2014 01:44AM
has a critic every literally "raved" ?
you might be a redneck.
you might be a redneck.
Re: Fun pranks to play at sleep overs with your mom's permission ("Copypasta" Thread)
Posted by:
retired from comedy
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Date: February 13, 2014 01:47AM
has anyone ever in real life described a movie as "laugh-a-minute" or a "thrill-ride"?
possibility you are a redneck
possibility you are a redneck
Re: Fun pranks to play at sleep overs with your mom's permission ("Copypasta" Thread)
Posted by:
retired from comedy
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Date: February 13, 2014 01:48AM
when white folks' power goes out, they pay for it, when black folks' power goes out, they plan it.
ask your doctor about you might be a redneck (adalimumab).
ask your doctor about you might be a redneck (adalimumab).
Re: Fun pranks to play at sleep overs with your mom's permission ("Copypasta" Thread)
Posted by:
retired from comedy
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Date: February 13, 2014 01:50AM
why is it the worst ghetto street in the worst ghetto neighborhoods always called Martin Luther King Drive?
you might be a redneck, just a pinch between your cheek and gum
you might be a redneck, just a pinch between your cheek and gum
Re: Fun pranks to play at sleep overs with your mom's permission ("Copypasta" Thread)
Posted by:
retired from comedy
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Date: February 13, 2014 01:52AM
everyone's talking about gay marraige well I say I'm for equal rights if gays should get mairried that way thyey''lll be as miserable as the rest of us
you might be a redneck, now with %0.4apr financing
you might be a redneck, now with %0.4apr financing
Re: Fun pranks to play at sleep overs with your mom's permission ("Copypasta" Thread)
Posted by:
retired from comedy
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Date: February 13, 2014 01:54AM
what's the deal with airplane peanuuts
you might be a redneck now with zero percent trans fats.
you might be a redneck now with zero percent trans fats.
Re: Fun pranks to play at sleep overs with your mom's permission ("Copypasta" Thread)
Posted by:
retired from comedy
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Date: February 13, 2014 01:57AM
i say why oultlaw guns why not just make bullets a thousand dollars a bulltet, that way you really know the guy deserved to get shot
you might be a redneck, check your local listings
you might be a redneck, check your local listings
Re: Fun pranks to play at sleep overs with your mom's permission ("Copypasta" Thread)
Posted by:
retired from comedy
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Date: February 13, 2014 01:59AM
take my wife, please!
here at you might be a redneck, you're family.
here at you might be a redneck, you're family.
Re: Fun pranks to play at sleep overs with your mom's permission ("Copypasta" Thread)
Posted by:
retired from comedy
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Date: February 13, 2014 02:00AM
black people drive like this and white ppoeple drive like this..
great taste less filling you might be a rednceck
great taste less filling you might be a rednceck
Re: Fun pranks to play at sleep overs with your mom's permission ("Copypasta" Thread)
Posted by:
retired from comedy
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Date: February 13, 2014 02:03AM
it's adam and eve not adam and steve
new you might be a redneck with lime, limited time only
new you might be a redneck with lime, limited time only
Re: Fun pranks to play at sleep overs with your mom's permission ("Copypasta" Thread)
Posted by:
retired from comedy
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Date: February 13, 2014 02:06AM
horse walks into a bar bartener says why the long face
you might be a redneck on trial for triple homicide, bestiality and fail/obey stop sign, new york time reprots
you might be a redneck on trial for triple homicide, bestiality and fail/obey stop sign, new york time reprots
Re: Fun pranks to play at sleep overs with your mom's permission ("Copypasta" Thread)
Posted by:
retired from comedy
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Date: February 13, 2014 02:09AM
we don't need school in school we need the toss salad man in school
you might be a redneck may cause low birth weight, pregnancy complicantions, surgeone general waring says, exprecting mothers should not you might be a redneck if...
you might be a redneck may cause low birth weight, pregnancy complicantions, surgeone general waring says, exprecting mothers should not you might be a redneck if...
Re: Fun pranks to play at sleep overs with your mom's permission ("Copypasta" Thread)
Posted by:
retired from comedy
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Date: February 13, 2014 02:13AM
you might be a rednieck if youve bee damend for all eternity to roll a giant boulder up a hill only to have it fall back down just as you reach the top...possiblity, redneck, might be
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Re: Fun pranks to play at sleep overs with your mom's permission ("Copypasta" Thread)
Posted by:
eesh
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Date: February 13, 2014 02:13AM
It's nice not having Harry Tuttle around. He was an enabler and codependent.
Re: Fun pranks to play at sleep overs with your mom's permission ("Copypasta" Thread)
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you might be a redneck
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Date: February 13, 2014 02:19AM
.mhkn
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Re: Fun pranks to play at sleep overs with your mom's permission ("Copypasta" Thread)
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possibility of rendneck
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Date: February 13, 2014 02:24AM
bjugo
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Re: Fun pranks to play at sleep overs with your mom's permission ("Copypasta" Thread)
Posted by:
gfoxworghty
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Date: February 13, 2014 02:31AM
lj
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Re: Fun pranks to play at sleep overs with your mom's permission ("Copypasta" Thread)
Posted by:
mark addy
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Date: February 14, 2014 08:46PM
Ernest Borgnine portrays bronx butcher Marty in the new HBO occult crimes romantic 'we ain't such dogs as we think we are' comedy- drama "Marty" airing tonight eastern pacific time at 19:15 on TCM and hosted by rocbert Oscbourne
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Re: Fun pranks to play at sleep overs with your mom's permission ("Copypasta" Thread)
Posted by:
eesh
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Date: February 15, 2014 04:37AM
I'd only ever kissed before.
I thought there's no use getting into heavy petting
It only leads to trouble and seat wetting...
Now all I want to know is how to go
I've tasted blood and I want more
I'll put up no resistance, I want to stay the distance
I've got an itch to scratch, I need assistance:
Toucha toucha toucha touch me, I wanna be dirty
Thrill me chill me fulfil me
Creature of the night.
Then if anything grows while you pose
I'll oil you up and rub you down
And that's just one small fraction of the main attraction
You need a friendly hand and I need action...
Toucha toucha toucha touch me, I wanna be dirty
Thrill me chill me fulfil me
Creature of the night.
Re: Fun pranks to play at sleep overs with your mom's permission ("Copypasta" Thread)
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Date: February 15, 2014 04:52AM
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Re: Fun pranks to play at sleep overs with your mom's permission ("Copypasta" Thread)
Posted by:
freddy's dead
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Date: February 16, 2014 12:32AM
harry's dead, but we'l continue this threa d in mamorium.
rocky horror, any words for the dear departed turttle?
rocky horror, any words for the dear departed turttle?
Re: Fun pranks to play at sleep overs with your mom's permission ("Copypasta" Thread)
Posted by:
Rockhound
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Date: February 16, 2014 12:34AM
Fuck him, we'll replace him.
Re: Fun pranks to play at sleep overs with your mom's permission ("Copypasta" Thread)
Posted by:
new york guy
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Date: February 16, 2014 12:35AM
Rockhound Wrote:
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> Fuck him, we'll replace him.
i'm goonna pretend i didpnt hear that.
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> Fuck him, we'll replace him.
i'm goonna pretend i didpnt hear that.
Re: Fun pranks to play at sleep overs with your mom's permission ("Copypasta" Thread)
Posted by:
ernexst borngine
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Date: February 16, 2014 12:36AM
roccky horor, you ever see the movie Marty ?
Re: Fun pranks to play at sleep overs with your mom's permission ("Copypasta" Thread)
Posted by:
Rockhound
()
Date: February 16, 2014 12:36AM
We could put an ad out on caryslists.
Re: Fun pranks to play at sleep overs with your mom's permission ("Copypasta" Thread)
Posted by:
i say.....
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Date: February 16, 2014 12:37AM
Rockhound Wrote:
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> We could put an ad out on caryslists.
i say it's between abelard and Lugwig to take the reigns. i lean towards abe, but ludwig is definitely in the running, as my new comedy partner and all
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> We could put an ad out on caryslists.
i say it's between abelard and Lugwig to take the reigns. i lean towards abe, but ludwig is definitely in the running, as my new comedy partner and all
Re: Fun pranks to play at sleep overs with your mom's permission ("Copypasta" Thread)
Posted by:
metamucil guy
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Date: February 16, 2014 12:40AM
if you drink too much metamucil your vocal chords will get gelatinous
Re: Fun pranks to play at sleep overs with your mom's permission ("Copypasta" Thread)
Posted by:
Rockhound
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Date: February 16, 2014 12:40AM
Ludwig must have some very dry humor. How about Gin Rummy?
Re: Fun pranks to play at sleep overs with your mom's permission ("Copypasta" Thread)
Posted by:
Rockhound
()
Date: February 16, 2014 12:42AM
Generally, I think that being away from FFU is generally a good thing. Unless you did died, it usually means the poster is more preoccupied with more worthwhile things. So I guess I'm happy for the Fruity Shuttle.
Re: Fun pranks to play at sleep overs with your mom's permission ("Copypasta" Thread)
Posted by:
SOJA
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Date: February 16, 2014 12:49AM
SOJA is playing at The National in a few weeks
Re: Fun pranks to play at sleep overs with your mom's permission ("Copypasta" Thread)
Posted by:
Rockhound
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Date: February 16, 2014 12:51AM
I heard. I'm a huge SOJA fan. I knew a girl whose brother is in the band.
Re: Fun pranks to play at sleep overs with your mom's permission ("Copypasta" Thread)
Posted by:
sex with a girl
()
Date: February 16, 2014 12:52AM
Rockhound Wrote:
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> I heard. I'm a huge SOJA fan. I knew a girl whose
> brother is in the band.
i had a sex with a girl who was a huge fan of the band. i'm lukewarm on them myself. they're okay. might be worth a second chance.
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> I heard. I'm a huge SOJA fan. I knew a girl whose
> brother is in the band.
i had a sex with a girl who was a huge fan of the band. i'm lukewarm on them myself. they're okay. might be worth a second chance.
Re: Fun pranks to play at sleep overs with your mom's permission ("Copypasta" Thread)
Posted by:
10 ft, ganja plant
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Date: February 16, 2014 12:54AM
if you like real, modern, roots reggae music, it doesnt get better than 10 ft. ganja plant. they're the real deal.
Re: Fun pranks to play at sleep overs with your mom's permission ("Copypasta" Thread)
Posted by:
tony rocky horror
()
Date: February 16, 2014 12:55AM
hey tony rockky horror, you wanna go see SOJA with me? you drive. bring some chicks too. bring one chick. and a couple sodas.
Re: Fun pranks to play at sleep overs with your mom's permission ("Copypasta" Thread)
Posted by:
seriougsly tho
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Date: February 16, 2014 12:57AM
seriousy tho rock, let's go see soja and talk smash aobut eesh
Re: Fun pranks to play at sleep overs with your mom's permission ("Copypasta" Thread)
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Rockhound
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Date: February 16, 2014 12:57AM
Ever since the album "Peace in time of war", I was hooked. I don't know how much I wsa influenced by the local appeal. I've heard a little 10 ft. ganja and it's okay. Chill music. Hot tub music.
Re: Fun pranks to play at sleep overs with your mom's permission ("Copypasta" Thread)
Posted by:
Rockhound
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Date: February 16, 2014 12:58AM
Haha, that would be interesting.
Re: Fun pranks to play at sleep overs with your mom's permission ("Copypasta" Thread)
Posted by:
anthony abbinanti
()
Date: February 16, 2014 12:59AM
check out The Drastics, chicago based dub reggae. they don't tour tho
Re: Fun pranks to play at sleep overs with your mom's permission ("Copypasta" Thread)
Posted by:
Rockhound
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Date: February 16, 2014 01:02AM
So far, I'm not diggin' it. It's the voice. It's forced. And the rhythm section sucks.
Re: Fun pranks to play at sleep overs with your mom's permission ("Copypasta" Thread)
Posted by:
rockm
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Date: February 16, 2014 01:19AM
rockman check your PMS
Re: Fun pranks to play at sleep overs with your mom's permission ("Copypasta" Thread)
Posted by:
Alias
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Date: February 16, 2014 01:27AM
seriougsly tho Wrote:
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> seriousy tho rock, let's go see soja and talk
> smash aobut eesh
It's sold out.
But, um, does Rockhound live in Richmond?
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> seriousy tho rock, let's go see soja and talk
> smash aobut eesh
It's sold out.
But, um, does Rockhound live in Richmond?
Re: Fun pranks to play at sleep overs with your mom's permission ("Copypasta" Thread)
Posted by:
1111
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Date: February 16, 2014 01:30AM
Re: Fun pranks to play at sleep overs with your mom's permission ("Copypasta" Thread)
Posted by:
Harry Tuttle
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Date: February 16, 2014 04:42AM
How quickly they turn....
Rockhound Wrote:
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> Fuck him, we'll replace him.
Signatures are for fags
Rockhound Wrote:
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> Fuck him, we'll replace him.
Signatures are for fags
Re: Fun pranks to play at sleep overs with your mom's permission ("Copypasta" Thread)
Posted by:
eesh
()
Date: February 16, 2014 04:46AM
Hey Harry, ever notice you have a hard time keeping a forum BFF? lol
Anyway, I'm reporting all your anon troll posts. Cary just needs to ban all of the Dallas area, that way you can't DOS the site anymore.
Anyway, I'm reporting all your anon troll posts. Cary just needs to ban all of the Dallas area, that way you can't DOS the site anymore.
Re: Fun pranks to play at sleep overs with your mom's permission ("Copypasta" Thread)
Posted by:
Rockhound
()
Date: February 16, 2014 04:55AM
Harry Tuttle Wrote:
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> How quickly they turn....
>
> Rockhound Wrote:
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> > Fuck him, we'll replace him.
Haha, I was kidding... Well, sorta...
I knew that was the quickest way to get a response... Well, sorta.
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> How quickly they turn....
>
> Rockhound Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > Fuck him, we'll replace him.
Haha, I was kidding... Well, sorta...
I knew that was the quickest way to get a response... Well, sorta.