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Re: Fun pranks to play at sleep overs with your mom's permission ("Copypasta" Thread)
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This is the real Rockhound
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Date: February 08, 2014 02:03AM
Rockhound Wrote:
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> Here's a fun fact: Did you know that Virginia has
> a state registry that keeps track of who is
> prescribed what medicine by which doctor on what
> date and in what quantity? That is there to
> prevent abuse.
Did you know a lowly medical employee like an RN or pharm tech could look into the database and pull that information?
Rockhound Wrote:
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> Here's a fun fact: Did you know that Virginia has
> a state registry that keeps track of who is
> prescribed what medicine by which doctor on what
> date and in what quantity? That is there to
> prevent abuse.
Re: Fun pranks to play at sleep overs with your mom's permission ("Copypasta" Thread)
Posted by:
This is the real Rockhound
()
Date: February 08, 2014 02:04AM
This is the real Rockhound Wrote:
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> Rockhound Wrote:
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> > Here's a fun fact: Did you know that Virginia
> has
> > a state registry that keeps track of who is
> > prescribed what medicine by which doctor on
> what
> > date and in what quantity? That is there to
> > prevent abuse.
>
>
> Did you know a lowly medical employee like an RN
> or pharm tech could look into the database and
> pull that information?
So, are you saying you could find the prescribing doctor...
Alias Wrote:
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> Rockhound Wrote:
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> > Here's a fun fact: Did you know that Virginia
> has
> > a state registry that keeps track of who is
> > prescribed what medicine by which doctor on
> what
> > date and in what quantity? That is there to
> > prevent abuse.
>
> I'd rather live in Arizona.
No, they have forest fires in the mountains that bring down all the wildlife and creepy crawlies.
This is the real Rockhound Wrote:
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> This is the real Rockhound Wrote:
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> > Rockhound Wrote:
> >
> --------------------------------------------------
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> > -----
> > > Here's a fun fact: Did you know that Virginia
> > has
> > > a state registry that keeps track of who is
> > > prescribed what medicine by which doctor on
> > what
> > > date and in what quantity? That is there to
> > > prevent abuse.
> >
> >
> > Did you know a lowly medical employee like an
> RN
> > or pharm tech could look into the database and
> > pull that information?
>
>
> So, are you saying you could find the prescribing
> doctor...
>
> Do you think those doctors have emails?
Re: Fun pranks to play at sleep overs with your mom's permission ("Copypasta" Thread)
Posted by:
This is the real Rockhound
()
Date: February 08, 2014 02:16AM
Rockhound Wrote:
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> This is the real Rockhound Wrote:
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> > This is the real Rockhound Wrote:
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> > > Rockhound Wrote:
> > >
> >
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> >
> > > -----
> > > > Here's a fun fact: Did you know that
> Virginia
> > > has
> > > > a state registry that keeps track of who is
> > > > prescribed what medicine by which doctor on
> > > what
> > > > date and in what quantity? That is there to
> > > > prevent abuse.
> > >
> > >
> > > Did you know a lowly medical employee like an
> > RN
> > > or pharm tech could look into the database
> and
> > > pull that information?
> >
> >
> > So, are you saying you could find the
> prescribing
> > doctor...
> >
> > Do you think those doctors have emails?
>
>
> Of course they have emails, anonymous guy.
Okay, yeah you're right... They have emails... But do they check their inboxes?
Hey, what do you suppose a shrink would say if they found out one of their patients loses their shit online regularly and posts explicit gifs of people dying?
This is the real Rockhound Wrote:
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> Did you know a lowly medical employee like an RN
> or pharm tech could look into the database and
> pull that information?
That can't be true... Surely Virginia has better protocols and standards in place than that...
eesh Wrote:
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> Alias Wrote:
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> > Rockhound Wrote:
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> > > Here's a fun fact: Did you know that Virginia
> > has
> > > a state registry that keeps track of who is
> > > prescribed what medicine by which doctor on
> > what
> > > date and in what quantity? That is there to
> > > prevent abuse.
> >
> > I'd rather live in Arizona.
>
>
>
> No, they have forest fires in the mountains that
> bring down all the wildlife and creepy crawlies.
Re: Fun pranks to play at sleep overs with your mom's permission ("Copypasta" Thread)
Posted by:
truck system
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Date: February 12, 2014 11:54PM
Some people say a man is made outta mud
A poor man's made outta muscle and blood
Muscle and blood and skin and bones
A mind that's a-weak and a back that's strong
You load sixteen tons, what do you get
Another day older and deeper in debt
Saint Peter don't you call me 'cause I can't go
I owe my soul to the company store
I was born one mornin' when the sun didn't shine
I picked up my shovel and I walked to the mine
I loaded sixteen tons of number nine coal
And the straw boss said "Well, a-bless my soul"
You load sixteen tons, what do you get
Another day older and deeper in debt
Saint Peter don't you call me 'cause I can't go
I owe my soul to the company store
I was born one mornin', it was drizzlin' rain
Fightin' and trouble are my middle name
I was raised in the canebrake by an ol' mama lion
Cain't no-a high-toned woman make me walk the line
You load sixteen tons, what do you get
Another day older and deeper in debt
Saint Peter don't you call me 'cause I can't go
I owe my soul to the company store
If you see me comin', better step aside
A lotta men didn't, a lotta men died
One fist of iron, the other of steel
If the right one don't a-get you
Then the left one will
You load sixteen tons, what do you get
Another day older and deeper in debt
Saint Peter don't you call me 'cause I can't go
I owe my soul to the company store
Re: Fun pranks to play at sleep overs with your mom's permission ("Copypasta" Thread)
Posted by:
retired from comedy
()
Date: February 13, 2014 01:52AM
everyone's talking about gay marraige well I say I'm for equal rights if gays should get mairried that way thyey''lll be as miserable as the rest of us
you might be a redneck, now with %0.4apr financing
Re: Fun pranks to play at sleep overs with your mom's permission ("Copypasta" Thread)
Posted by:
retired from comedy
()
Date: February 13, 2014 02:09AM
we don't need school in school we need the toss salad man in school
you might be a redneck may cause low birth weight, pregnancy complicantions, surgeone general waring says, exprecting mothers should not you might be a redneck if...
Re: Fun pranks to play at sleep overs with your mom's permission ("Copypasta" Thread)
Posted by:
retired from comedy
()
Date: February 13, 2014 02:13AM
you might be a rednieck if youve bee damend for all eternity to roll a giant boulder up a hill only to have it fall back down just as you reach the top...possiblity, redneck, might be
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Re: Fun pranks to play at sleep overs with your mom's permission ("Copypasta" Thread)
Posted by:
mark addy
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Date: February 14, 2014 08:46PM
Ernest Borgnine portrays bronx butcher Marty in the new HBO occult crimes romantic 'we ain't such dogs as we think we are' comedy- drama "Marty" airing tonight eastern pacific time at 19:15 on TCM and hosted by rocbert Oscbourne
I was feeling done in, couldn't win
I'd only ever kissed before.
I thought there's no use getting into heavy petting
It only leads to trouble and seat wetting...
Now all I want to know is how to go
I've tasted blood and I want more
I'll put up no resistance, I want to stay the distance
I've got an itch to scratch, I need assistance:
Toucha toucha toucha touch me, I wanna be dirty
Thrill me chill me fulfil me
Creature of the night.
Then if anything grows while you pose
I'll oil you up and rub you down
And that's just one small fraction of the main attraction
You need a friendly hand and I need action...
Toucha toucha toucha touch me, I wanna be dirty
Thrill me chill me fulfil me
Creature of the night.
Re: Fun pranks to play at sleep overs with your mom's permission ("Copypasta" Thread)
Posted by:
i say.....
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Date: February 16, 2014 12:37AM
Rockhound Wrote:
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> We could put an ad out on caryslists.
i say it's between abelard and Lugwig to take the reigns. i lean towards abe, but ludwig is definitely in the running, as my new comedy partner and all
Generally, I think that being away from FFU is generally a good thing. Unless you did died, it usually means the poster is more preoccupied with more worthwhile things. So I guess I'm happy for the Fruity Shuttle.
Ever since the album "Peace in time of war", I was hooked. I don't know how much I wsa influenced by the local appeal. I've heard a little 10 ft. ganja and it's okay. Chill music. Hot tub music.