Not worth it at all, huh? Edit - No, not at all. Certa is being as big a dick as he can. It's a regular show? What a puss. Is he that afraid of Mike or did someone hear about who this week's guest was going to be and warn him that he better not let the 'hater' say anything worthwhile?
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Curious Bob Hope Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > MikeWillEatAnything Wrote: > -------------------------------------------------- > ----- > > Glad they did not get everyone! > > > > How does the perception of this forum affect > > anyone? Do people have it listed on their > resume? > > > How about just common human fu
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The lazy, fat, whining fuck is at it again. Note the 'I love the show BUT...' that begins the thread. Remember, kids - Any amount of criticism means you're less of a fan than others.
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... Regardless of what it is actually like!
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Drinky Drinky Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > It's no mistake Carla made Mike go home a day > early. If Mike ends up on a trip to NoVA without > her, the local Days Inn will see flying pork chops > and suitcases. My greatest respect is for Carla in > this situation. That said, she's going to have to > play the part of "the bitch" for the next 18
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bubbyman Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > Back to the main topic of the thread, I'm a little > conflicted after hearing today's show. Mike > finally admitted to being an alcoholic, and having > quit drinking after the Superbowl. He actually > said it's been hard at times since but that he has > no plans on going back to drinking even though > h
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peekza Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > Mike D Wrote: > -------------------------------------------------- > ----- > > peekza Wrote: > > > -------------------------------------------------- > > > ----- > > > > > > > > > > > Where are the guys who thought he was > "trolling > > on > &g
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peekza Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > exffx Wrote: > -------------------------------------------------- > ----- > > wife #2 was/is tiny too. He used to talk about > how > > small she was. > > > So you're seeing a pattern too? Don't forget the > peephole into Sister Kathy's room....He used to > crank and watch her undress..
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Insider Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > Look I really don't care what you losers think. Then shut the fuck up about it.
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Insider Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > Call me whatever you like. I'm telling you what > happened. Not really much to argue. We sent the > C&D. He went away. I assume this imaginary Cease & Desist only applies to VH. No way can it possibly keep him from posting here. It does not explain his absence. If you must lie, at least make it a good o
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enzo Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > So, I know it is sort of like Einstein shit, but > when it is 3:18 am in Hicksville, it is really > only Midnight on the West Coast. So I am posting > while bullshitting with my wife, having a drink > and watching some TV. I get up in the morning and > post before leaving to make major bucks. That is > n
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Mike D Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > He's trolling on another level and > it's breathtaking to watch. Yeah, a bad one. He tried shtick that didn't work and now he's continuing to embarrass himself by being too dumb to give it up. Guy's a clown.
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enzo Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > Pussy is helping me see that the real hatred of > Mike and Rob is due to their lifestyles. That > seems to be the basis of the lashing out at me, > also. Rob is not rich, but he has a sweet > lifestyle. Mike is buying Audis out the ass and > lighting his Opus X with $20s. Same as me. THAT > is the prob
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Trapeze Anus Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > Wow, man, you are just douchey to the core. He wants us to think so. He's trying very hard for total strangers. But WTF for? There are 3 possibilities here - 1) He's trolling and so bad at it that he doesn't know how to pick a good place to do it. 2) He is king dweeb and has created a 'cool' personality to make hi
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enzo Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > The reason is subtle, but it is important for the > champ: You have to be associated with quality. > This is a psychological thing. It's not to show > off. That is for kids. It's the same reason I > cannot drive a cheap car like you guys - it just > makes me feel like a loser. I can't afford to > thin
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hahahahahahaha Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > WTF. It's (not) funny because it's true. It's things like this that make it unclear whether we're supposed to ridicule or pity these people.
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I'm flipping through the book right now and I see it includes a transcript of the fucking garage sale pricing episode. Ridiculous.
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peekza Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > Almost instantly...Said Pony would embarrass him > in front of his family with his awkwardness... So in a way that is very different than how LFF usually embarrasses himself in front of his family.
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Hmm...
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Oh yeah! I forgot that I changed the rating when I resubmitted it. Oh well.
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He didn't read mine (Full Mike), which I knew he wouldn't because it's longer than most. But also because there's nothing in there to ridicule. It's all true. His not reading it only drives me nuts in that it is a silent confirmation that I hit the nail on the head.
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bubbyman Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > They won't lose the "sponsor", they just need > money, the 7% from Amazon sales must not be doing > it anymore. Take a look at what stamps.com pays. > Mike says they are loyal to the show when in > actuality anyone with a website can get a link and > get a commission for new customers. > > This pict
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It sounds like they're about to lose a sponsor too. Today they all but begged us to get friends and family to visit their site and click through to stamps.com. It was a regular promo, but with language about how they're so loyal to the show so they want to give them a leg up. Sure, guys. We totally don't know that you're trying anything to keep those tens of cents rolling in.
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Today LFF told a story of self control. Carla told him at Costco that he was allowed to get any dessert item he wanted as a reward for doing well on his diet. He picked up a cake but ultimately did not fall for the trick, and put it back. Then he got a berry sundae. Self control.
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jhopkins Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > Yeah, so they really don't have to sell very many > for this book to be a hit. > > The last time I checked into this, selling around > 2k to 4k books would be a hit from an off-market > publishing house. > > TMOS doesn't have to get all that many of their > fans to buy a book in order to get int
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David M Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > peekza Wrote: > -------------------------------------------------- > ----- > > The fact that they let a CD dictate the length > of > > their show is a perfect example of how > > lazy/clueless they really are...Tell KCJJ to go > > fuck themselves and you'd have a much better > > show.
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Does he think that wearing his beard that way makes him look thin? I can't figure it out. It won't look good no matter what he does but this just... stops. It's like it is ill fitting. Like a t-shirt that hits 3 inches above his belly button. He wouldn't wear that but somehow it is acceptable for facial hair? No, man. Fix that shit. Either shave it all off or let it all grow. What you got going o
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188 pages, so 100 or so literal pages. Yeah. It's a pamphlet. Oops. I thought Amazon said it was 188. Even so.
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peekza Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > I love how Mike said "I don't care if you liked it > or not, just give it 5 stars" I don't care if you mean it or not! Only tell me things I want to hear! Not TOO obvious. And now he's joking that he sees his daughters more now than he did when he lived in Manassas. Being an absentee father is hilarious!
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Curious Bob Hope Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > He does. But I also suspect he plays it up a bit > for the show. He openly admits he tones it down > outside the show. Sure. He's different even on Cake & Cookies. And thank God because having TMOS Robb with "Overly expressive like I'm hosting a children's show" Katie together would be too much.
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