that's pretty funny though you have to admit... I guess if I were a mover having a bad day and hungry, I would probably kick the shit out of a 7-11 manager over some ketchup too. I'm not saying it's right......but I can certainly understand.
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pas'ion Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > I would recommend a Halloween party at a local bar > or restaurant. That way we could all come in > costume and the identities would remain concealed. That's actually a very good idea.
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Place restrictions on them and take aways things that they really like when they disrespect or misbehave. If that doesn't work enroll them in a military academy or a catholic school. The nuns will beat them into discipline and the priests.....well you know what priests do to young boys these days. Get a grip on it now or your son will be totally out of control before he hits his teens. If I d
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MrMephisto Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > Kick a puppy. Toddlers work if there are no > puppies around. > > Leave the kittens alone, though. That's just not > cool. I thought you were supposed to shake toddlers, not kick them. And stay away from porn.org, they are always talking about killing kittens over there. different context maybe? lol
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That is retarded, but some fag will be a billionaire as a result of it in 5 years. The first time I hear "Bump Me" in public, I'm going to christ punch someone.
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the first farting whore resembled tonya harding
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lol
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eesh Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > How much should you tip a stripper? Well if she's on a stage, your $1 will get you the same show as the guy next to you who thinks he's in love and throws a $20 up there. Lap dance is a different story.
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Thanks Gunny!
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I'd hit that like a train
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My GF's aerolas are the diameter of baseballs. Before her, I never was a fan of large ones, but these actually fit her huge breasts nicely.
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Very cute, not hot
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I wish these bikers would pummel the protesters. That would be a newsworthy story. And personally, if your religious organization disrupts funerals and waves signs like "Thank God for Dead Soldiers" and "Thank God for IEDs.", then you're no different than the muslim extremists that hate you and us. Go wrap a towel around your head, strap C4 to your ass and run among your retarded brethren an
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Those edgy dudes are vigilant plain clothed and uniformed officers from state and local agencies keeping an eye on that place to keep the peace and make sure nodody tries to pull any stupid shit while the vendors move inventory in and out of the loading areas. I wouldn't want to be the fool terrorist or criminal trying to pull off a weapons heist there. Between the cops and all the rednecks you
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lol....aka groundhog and all that they chuck is dirt from the holes that they dig all over the place. and yes they are all over ffx
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Any one here speak English? Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > itchy Wrote: > -------------------------------------------------- > ----- > > ...those of us who aren't poverished ... > > that would be "impoverished" > > > ...yet we spend our efforts in foreign countries > that would just assume kill > > us. > > > >
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Britdrnva~ Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > I enjoy the personalities on this site even > Chuck's it all makes it what it is. I don't care > for his advertising about his site mind you but I > don't think it's particularly offensive either > way. > > This bit from MrMephisto: > MrMephisto Wrote: > ---------------------------------------
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20% if dining, 30%+ if my bartender (tendress) is hooking my mutha fucking ass up!
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Smelly Karen Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > I'm 42 years old and I bet I look better than ur > girlfriends. Fuck you h8rzzz! Hey baby.....huh...huh huh huh
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I'm a horrible actor.....
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Why can't we all be the dysfunctional posters that we usually are and just get the fuck along despite our retarded ways? lol life is too fucking short for drama. Lets party!
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Okay, fair enough MrMephisto. I'm not siding with anybody....just curious. Next
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I say drag one of the fuckers in the front door, beat him, shove a bottle of that cleaner up his ass and tell him you're the neighborhood watch.....and if they're seen in your hood again that a draino douche is forthcoming.
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why are you guys so mean to Hoffman? I don't know the guy so I would like to hear the reasoning...not that i give credibility to anyone posting here because you all, including myself are hiding behind a veil of fiber optics and copper wire. Really....what the fuck? We are all dicks....is he just a bigger dick? Step in anytime Chuck.
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I'd stoop to sex with hillary clinton before I hit that. NO!
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They hold on to your DNA so that whenever the government needs a scapegoat they have you.....that they can place at any crime scene.
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Well at least they asked you instead of robbing you. 1 in 7 people in the US are in poverty. If our government dosen't make positive changes to stimulate jobs and the economy, those of us who aren't poverished are going to start getting robbed more often than not. In FFX now robberies are happening in broad daylight......Fair Oaks Mall, traffic signals, crowded places. People are fucking desp
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Now that FFX is cracking down on taco bending while driving, I find that I do "the maneuver" quite frequently when I'm in a hurry. It's still faster than going in and ordering in english. I feel that slouching on fried chicken and watermellon is worthy cause for the maneuver while travelling through FFX CO to avoid fines too.
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JoeV sounds like a fart smeller
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I'd live in the Adirondacks in a heartbeat; live off the land and shit, but with my whiskey still, solar powered/charged battery bank and dc power inverter to power my shitty satellite internet, tv and phone. Fuck living in the rest of the NE except for maybe Rhode Island and SE Jersey shores. NYC is fun to visit, but a weekend there once every 5 years to tour the city and eat a REAL dim sum
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