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14 years ago
itchy
ThePackLeader Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > Someone else who wore an Omega: > http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thum > b/4/46/Apollo_11_LM_Interior_-_GPN-2001-000010.jpg > /750px-Apollo_11_LM_Interior_-_GPN-2001-000010.jpg Damn, Neil Armstrong was a strapping young man back then!
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14 years ago
itchy
My favorite watch is my Suunto Vector; it's the only one capable of tolerating my lifestyle.
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14 years ago
itchy
Awesome! I have a pit and a lab that would love to have a pic with Santa. Can I bring my signicant other and have her pic taken too? I consider her a bitch most of the time
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14 years ago
itchy
eesh Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > Nice revolver itchy! Suddenly my Model 10 feels > inadequate. Never dish your model 10 eesh. A well placed .38 will get you out of a pinch in a hurry.
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14 years ago
itchy
After giving 20 years of my life to Uncle Sam blowing shit up all over the world, there's nothing left for me to have but toys, a twisted mind and a woman to trade in every 3 to 4 years.
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14 years ago
itchy
TheMeeper Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > C-I-L-L my lanlord That's funny as shit Meep. I didn't take you for a 80's Saturday Night Live guy. This interwebs shit brings us all out. lol
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14 years ago
itchy
tomahawk Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > itchy Wrote: > -------------------------------------------------- > ----- > > Omeaga Constellation.....fuck a Rolex; it > dosen't > > keep time like a swiss, bitch! > > > Omega, not Omeaga, and Rolex is a Swiss company. > Fail. Tequila is my excuse. Forgive me, but but I was referrin
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14 years ago
itchy
It's that time of the year, so I figured I'd write all of you cock smokers, taco benders and multicultural whateverthefuck you want to call yourselves added with Americans a song before I turn into Scrooge as the days count down. So here goes: Oh Crimmus Tree oh Crimmus Tree, look what dees white folks done to me. Oh Crimmus Tree oh Crimmus Tree, it's time to make these bitches bleed. I gots
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14 years ago
itchy
Omeaga Constellation.....fuck a Rolex; it dosen't keep time like a swiss, bitch!
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14 years ago
itchy
ThePackLeader Wrote: > Damn, that's one huge Pit. I bet he's got some > Mastiff blood in him. He's supposed to be 100% Blue Pit according to his papers from the breeder. I keep a spring pole out back that he likes to play with and hang from for hours so he stays stacked between that and his expensive diet.
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14 years ago
itchy
wally pip Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > Itchy, > I bet your fun a party's too Oh hell yes!
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14 years ago
itchy
My home security system is a 120 lb Blue Pit named Diablo. If they make it by him and his bitch Cassie, then there's a 12 Gauge tactical breacher loaded with 3" OO Buck waiting to scatter DNA all over my walls.
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14 years ago
itchy
I think a manbearpig could run this country better than any human, regardless of it's spiritual belief or nonbelief.
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14 years ago
itchy
I googled fairfax underwear, because I have a dirt whore thong fetish and came across this site. Been spewing ignorance on this site ever since.
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14 years ago
itchy
eesh Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > itchy Wrote: > -------------------------------------------------- > ----- > > I love it! I wish we had a zombie epidemic. > > > > > I wouldn't want an undead epidemic, I like my > zombies like the ones out of Quarantine or 28 Days > Later, still living but have some sort of virus > th
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14 years ago
itchy
646. Re: Opium
Opium was pretty common at Greatful Dead shows back in the day. I was more of a speed demon in my unlawful years. I hate lazy bastards. Don't drink and drive....do meth.
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14 years ago
itchy
I love it! I wish we had a zombie epidemic.
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14 years ago
itchy
Gravis Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > it would be china > because they like all our toys and then sell > shitty versions of them. if the chinese got > caught selling these to our enemies, there would > be trouble in chinatown. And they will be full of lead or metabolize into GHB once ingested. fucking Chinese.
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14 years ago
itchy
Yes it is. And now to see it in the hands of our troops is even more awesome. Just don't let XE (formerly Blackwater) have any.
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14 years ago
itchy
This is a good cause for torches, pitchforks and angry mobs to show up at the jail with ropes. Burn evil whore!
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14 years ago
itchy
He looks like a Harry Palmer. He should go hang with Pee Wee Herman
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14 years ago
itchy
It won't be long before we are able to program projectiles to Osama Bin Hatin'Life's DNA and fire one straight up his evil ass! This reminds me of the 80's movie Runaway with Tom Selleck and Gene Simmons. Hoorah! http://news.yahoo.com/s/afp/20101201/sc_afp/usmilitaryweaponsafghanistan
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14 years ago
itchy
me likes electric hoes
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14 years ago
itchy
LOTTE Plaza on Metroplex in Chantilly. No driving Asians, Arabs, Indians and Persians.... and yes us white folks can't drive there either. The place is cursed. You risk your life and vehicle. Wonderful food selection so go but park across the street in Babies R Us and watch your ass all the way to the front door. Once you get inside, there are even more hazards from getting killed by Asians
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14 years ago
itchy
You scratched my anchor!
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14 years ago
itchy
And then there are assholes like me who have cell phone amplifiers installed in my home and vehicle, which unlike femtocells actually increases the signal and data transfer rates to and from the cell towers with wattage. There have been "some" reports by the cell phone companies that "claim" these amplifiers can cause other users to be dropped, but my neighbors don't seem to have any problems a
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14 years ago
itchy
Her teeth look dangerous to a penis
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14 years ago
itchy
WTF is wrong with people? I hope the worthless mother/grandmother gets thrown repeatedly on the jail floor by the other inmates until she dies.
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14 years ago
itchy
The few times that I had tried LSD were interesting experiences until I started having heated debates with myself in my head. It actually helped though with sports such as volleyball and pingpong; increasing my motor skills and decreasing my reaction time.. Some Matrix kind of stuff. Mushrooms were fun to water ski while doing. Never tried PCP; something about hog tranquilizer and trying to fl
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14 years ago
itchy
tomahawk Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > I haven't worked out the details yet, but when I > restart the clock there would total fucking > anarchy. Somalia would be the world's only > superpower. I so LOVE the idea of riding around in the back of 1980 land cruisers with .50 CALs and RPG's shooting at people and shit. This should be reality!
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