I would imagine that Heaven is like sex right before you explode in orgasm; all day (though there is no concept of time, space ect.) every day, and at any given time (although there is no concept of time). Think of the most favorite thing that you love to do, eg. sex, killing without remorse, without pain and suffering, unpleasant feelings or anxiety. Why the fuck would you not want to go to he
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At least once or twice a week I have nightmares relating to certain missions I was on while in SpecOps. About a year ago I awoke with my arms covered in blood up to my elbows. I missed some time somewhere, but I never found any dead ETs, pets or neighbors in or around my house.
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I'd hit it. Of coarse I'm much like John F. Kennedy, but with Republican views. I love weapons, a strong military and believe bad people should die and go to some place that some people would call hell.
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Jesus left Chicago, and he's bound for New Orleans
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zombie baby
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toecheese Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > Is it better the MW2? > I got it last night but haven't had the > opportunity to install it yet. 12GB hard drive > storage. It has an awesome coldwar storyline in the campaign. graphics are phenominal. live play has huge maps and different leveling up than MW2. Its a tough call, because I love them both. I
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You need to start lifting, practice MMA and shiv making skills. Then learn how to live with broken bottles inserted in your ass. Good luck dumb ass.
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ThePackLeader Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > I pre-ordered that thing for the Wii the night > before it went on sale, and I have it sitting > around. I need to get my system fixed before I can > play it, since the optical drive died. Do you have to pay for online gaming with Wii like xbox live?
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MrMephisto Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > I keep seeing the title of this thread as "COD > Black Cops." Lol...that should really be a game. Black cops running around trailer parks in fairfax and Woodridge beating, shooting and carjacking crackers. i'd buy it and I'm white. I don't like white trash....and that game would make millions
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Josey Wales Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > The worst sign ever had to be the one coming back > from Ocean City on Route 50 that said > Congratulations you are in Prince Georges County. > > Now they should have one as you exit PG something > like Congratulations you made it out alive. Amen to that; I've had to shoot my way out of that county o
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So who here is a Black Ops fan? And are you PS, PC or XBOX?
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I'm just thankfull to be alive. I've done some dangerous and stupid shit all of my life.
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The best sign(s) I ever saw was in Tidewater Virginia. It was a company logo posted on the business and every truck. Excell Erection...."Our Erection is Hard to Beat"
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Fucktard, moron....call her what you wish, I'd still like to knock the bottom out of that mooseknuckle she sports. I mean come on...she likes to hunt and kill things; that's just sexy.
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Gravis Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > see... this is why secret evil empire runs linux. > idiots and their windows 7. haha! Mmmmwaaahahahahaha! And they have sharks that shoot friggin' laserbeams from their heads too. =O
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Britdrnva~ Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > I like understatement - "fair enough" works for me > =) At least it's positive
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they should try that with people
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I prefer awesome over amazing
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I just thought this was super cool. http://www.foxnews.com/scitech/2010/11/26/secret-agent-crippled-irans-nuclear-ambitions/
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Ralph Pootawn Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > Sure, but you have lots of bad drivers, mexicans > dropping their trash in your yards and streets, > and dirty, messy, mexicans walking around scoping > out your women. > > And when I say mexicans, that includes El > Salvadorians. Yea you're right about the driving and the trash. I almost got s
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Yea, I preferred Penthouse over Playboy, but evolved to Hustler by 15. Now kids have $6000 gaming PC's that they use as wanking stations to a medley of pornographic products available. I still have Debbie does Dallas and Deep Throat on Beta in a box in the attic.
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I hate when people pass me on the right while I'm doing 80 in the center lane and I'm trying to get in the far right travel lane to exit. I hate when I lean back in an expensive ergonomic office chair and the fucking wheels kick out from under me hurling me to the floor. When people leave empty rolls of paper products or plastic wear in the office break room. It pisses me off to no end to wa
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True that
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he dosen't want to touch the mic after those filthy politicans have.
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Mine is: If all you have is a hammer, everything starts to look like a nail. itchy likes to break shit!
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I take it you're new to the area... Look at the bright side of things: Great ethnic food, no stray cats, and you can get your grass cut cheap
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I guess it just goes to show us that it dosen't matter how wealthy we are. In some capacity life just sucks....and then we die. It would just suck more if we were to lose a fortune then die.
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he needs to kick somebody's ass. mr miyagi black papa smurf dude!
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Ourisman Fairfax Toyota rip off Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > I had a very bad experience with Ourisman Fairfax > Toyota on Fairfax Blvd Fairfax when they did an > inspection and I failed because the check engine > light was on...ok no problem, fix it I told > them...they said something about oxygen sensor > needs to replaced ($1000+), light tu
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Adoption. There are plenty of married couples who can't and lesbian couples seeking to raise and love a child.
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