what ever happened to eat to live not live to eat? why the fuck does one need money to survive? even water costs money... the world is fucked
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you caught me... i would have said a catastrophe
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i was watching super ninja bikini babes and it got me thinking....
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forgive me.
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bikerJon Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > Looking to pickup some standard motorcycling gear > (helmet, gloves, etc.) Can anyone recommend a > good shop in the area? tx sell your soul to the devil and then come talk to us. by the way fuck Texas
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ffxstoner Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > bloody blisters Wrote: > -------------------------------------------------- > ----- > > you're fucked man. you gonna do hard time. give > > bubba my condolences. > > > Did you not read the OPs post. no i just like to read the most recent post and base my opinion off of that. what do i care
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dear lord, you are one ugly sob. whats with the excessive coon eyes?
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"daddy, if i have nuts on my wall does that mean i have walnuts?" why yes dear "daddy, if i have nuts on my chest does that mean i have chestnuts?" yes it does "daddy, if i have nuts on my chin does that mean i have chinnuts?" NO, THAT MEANS YOU HAVE A DICK IN YOUR MOUTH, MOUTH, MOUTH
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"Isaac turn the headphones on" i do hope that is not your mother.
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on a side note i heard on the old reliable television that if a man loses 35 pounds he will gain an inch in penis size. not sure how true that is but im sure Oprah wouldn't lie.
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the internet never fails. i dont know any good sites but im sure you can find one. if that doesnt work out go garage sailing you can wheel and deal for cheap bra.
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you're fucked man. you gonna do hard time. give bubba my condolences.
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Thurston Moore Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > > I agree. There was only two times that I really > felt that the benefit outweighed the risks. > > I've had friends who have done it "accidentally", > though. One girl I flew to Denver with was > looking through her purse on the plane and then > looked at me all shocked, then happy, and
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hahaha that was so awful it was actually funny. not bad under pressure
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when did you dig her up? i would like to see her again.
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its slang for "i suck big ones only"
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IRunFairfaxUnderground Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > > > what if i told you i am for legalizing mary jane?! i would say you're an idiot
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i didnt want to change the story. thats sort of like plagiarism. no jokes from you thurston? even if they are related to pot or human rights? im disappointed, there are a few creative people here ( not many ). but all i got was a suggestion on what to change and a retarded troll that loves your nuts. i guess the end is near for me :(
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Thurston Moore Wrote: > > > You don't (at least I don't know how). When I go > there on vacation, I smoke while I'm there. If > there's any left over at the end of my vacation I > just flush it down the toilet or give it to a cab > driver or someone at the hotel before going to the > airport. I'm not about to attempt to fly back > into the US with weed. > >
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ichi ni son yon go roku, tomorokoshi, denwa wadoko deska. uh im tapped. you should, you could have the runs in style. the one gravis posted was pretty damn funny as well. " i got robbed by tiu men"
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here's one i heard the other day gave me a chuckle.... a man a dog and a pig are stranded on an island. many weeks passed. they had to entertain themselves so everyday they went to the beach to watch the sunset. the prettiest sunset one has ever seen. one day they were all sitting there watching the sunset the man looked at the pig, the pig started to look attractive to him. so he put his arm ar
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Melissa Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > Those videos were great. Sad thing is that I got > all excited when I actually understood a few > things. > > Were those for real? yes and they were speaking english
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Officer Friendly Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > > > A very good question ffxstoner. I am interested in > that as well. BTW, watch your back son. i see you corrected your name. sorry to catch you with your pants down with that little boy in your basement. clearly you are NOT a cop, the joke is a wee bit old las. you are probably only a security gua
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thank you.
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Mc douche bag, you spelled officer wrong. and what will your sargent say when he finds a little boy tied up in your basement?
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i dont think killing the damn thing just because its hungry was the right way to go. the guy probably threw rocks at it to piss it off and then it attacked. and the dog got attacked cause they were already looking to kill that poor animal.
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Thurston Moore Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > > > Knowledge of drugs is not a crime. I read a lot, > and sometimes I get bored and I browse Erowid.org > (and overgrow.com before it got shut down). That > doesn't mean I have weed or paraphernalia in my > possession, it just means I'm a curious person. > > > If Officer Friendly
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kill them, kill them all. and then post about it
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