Shelly Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > In sure women love licking the lint and piss > residue from your smelly, unsanitary foreskin. you should shower daily to prevent build up under the foreskin. but that goes for any body part really. never heard any complaints. i have also never laid with a woman before. thus said. wash yo self. fer yoour helthf.
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Go pump to Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > Who's that Bloody Blisters? I would also. lower the case and double b's thats me. if you were inquiring about the sexiest man alive, that is just my main boner material jane marie.
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some more info Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > "...Its been a long time" > > Since you escaped from the facility? i use the facilities daily.
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ill add another one just cause im rock solid right now
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as a heterosexual male i would still have sex with this man.... repeatedly
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when did it become the norm to not accelerate while entering the freeway? clearly you are entering faster traffic and thus for a smooth transition, speeding up seems beneficial. then i starting wondering about the people driving and what they had for dinner. i mean in all honesty, its been a long time. then it hit me... hornets. those fuckers eat meat. all kinds of meat. ham, chicken, lizards, st
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i know you bumped for faggy reasons but thank you anyway. there is some good shit in here.
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eesh Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > bb, do you gamble? every day. whether or not they are carrying the hivvy
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eesh Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > bloody blisters Wrote: > -------------------------------------------------- > ----- > > eesh Wrote: > > > -------------------------------------------------- > > > ----- > > > > > > This makes little to no sense. Use the "edit > > > button" to modify this statement in
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eesh Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > > This makes little to no sense. Use the "edit > button" to modify this statement into something > sensible. tell me honestly when was the last time you had starbucks. maybe not to get brand specific... but chain coffee store? 5 4 3 2 1 add them all together you get 15. bam!
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dogs do all the business then say things like how much then what for im like no way i cant even lift 50 fo rell doh
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2, 3, 1, 4
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i would joey gladstone all up in them guts.
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Zoom Enhance Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > Mmmmmm...that's good BBQ. ha!
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ill give "sniffers" a 7 out of ten. i might be a tough critic but this way there is room for improvement. you may have been dinged a point for naming him sniffers. that is a stupid name. you are stupid and you should feel bad. ugh.... sniffers.
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NippleChuck Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > Would not hit. > Nip prude
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Had to switch screen names Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > Couldn't take it anymore as eesh? aw this shit again? naw nigga, im not edgy enough to be eesh. maybe i shouldnt have ended my hiatus.
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quite often actually. mostly its a whispering voice but i can never really distinguish what its says. sometimes i hear people moving behind me and no one is there. then there is the audible hallucinations while sleeping... sleep paralysis, dreams. crazy shit really.
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Abigail Dingleberry Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > Jesus Christ that looks like Gary Coleman's arm. > > Where do you find this shit eesh? i would start by typing 'big black dicks' into google without the safe search feature enabled and then go from there.
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that would mean that your parallel self would be traveling to your universe which would mean there would be and endless loop of traveling i fucking hate time and space.
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eesh Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > > > This is surprisingly racist coming from you. I > guess interracial relationships anger you. right. because ludicrous and blatantly racist statements should always be construed in a serious manner. god forbid that someone says something outlandish and didnt actually mean it. go fuck yourself eesh.
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ass tattoo most likely indicates that she only beds with the savage negro.
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the idea of severed fingers doesnt bother me. but for some reason anything fingernail related makes me cringe and get goosebumps every time. b blis signing out of this bitch.
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now i see why this nigga copy and pastes.
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funnylookinghead Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > i have dreams of feeding flamingos a packet of dry > shrimp but instead of dry shrimp its my penis. > what does this mean. does this mean i need to > drink more water or less water. have any of your ex's had iodine poisoning?
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im not sure why people get so up in arms about this when the true spirit of christmas has been dead for many years. happy holidays - go fuck yourself merry christmas - go fuck yourself that one jewish holiday that i cant spell - go fuck yourself. call me a grinch but i just dont see the point of grasping on to a glimmer of joy just because the created calendar says to be happy this time of ye
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Alias Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > There's none left, dear. you could easily just get some more.
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pre washed greens man
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oh i forgot to mention that i, as well, am not alias
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misshapen questions Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > 1.favorite movie exorcist > 2.favorite meat steak > 3.favorite beverages wet ones > 3.favorite different movie air bud > 4.favorite kind of pizza those square ones, circles dont make sense. > 5.pizza topping yes > 6.favorite comeidan paula pounstone > 7.favorite musician artist chr
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