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Oh You Got Jokes?
Posted by:
bloody blisters
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Date: July 17, 2009 10:56PM
here's one i heard the other day gave me a chuckle....
a man a dog and a pig are stranded on an island. many weeks passed. they had to entertain themselves so everyday they went to the beach to watch the sunset. the prettiest sunset one has ever seen. one day they were all sitting there watching the sunset the man looked at the pig, the pig started to look attractive to him. so he put his arm around the pig and tried to make out with it. the dog went crazy and started growling at the man, he wouldn't stop until he took his arm off the pig. many sunsets go by and one day they see a shipwreck a little ways from the island. a beautiful girl washes up and passes out on the beach. the man nurses her back to health after a week or so. he asks her if she would like to watch the sunset with them. she said "yes i would love that." so the 4 of them are sitting on the beach, watching the most romantic sunset ever, the man looks at the woman and then at the pig. he leans in close to the woman and says HEY DO YOU MIND TAKING THE DOG FOR A WALK?
a man a dog and a pig are stranded on an island. many weeks passed. they had to entertain themselves so everyday they went to the beach to watch the sunset. the prettiest sunset one has ever seen. one day they were all sitting there watching the sunset the man looked at the pig, the pig started to look attractive to him. so he put his arm around the pig and tried to make out with it. the dog went crazy and started growling at the man, he wouldn't stop until he took his arm off the pig. many sunsets go by and one day they see a shipwreck a little ways from the island. a beautiful girl washes up and passes out on the beach. the man nurses her back to health after a week or so. he asks her if she would like to watch the sunset with them. she said "yes i would love that." so the 4 of them are sitting on the beach, watching the most romantic sunset ever, the man looks at the woman and then at the pig. he leans in close to the woman and says HEY DO YOU MIND TAKING THE DOG FOR A WALK?
Re: Oh You Got Jokes?
Posted by:
Thurston Moore
()
Date: July 17, 2009 11:58PM
Good one.
And you can make a few changes and turn that into a West Virginia joke really easily:
Change pig to sheep.
change shipwrecked on an island to just living in a shack in appalachia.
The woman could be stranded due to car trouble.
I don't know, I'm just saying.
And you can make a few changes and turn that into a West Virginia joke really easily:
Change pig to sheep.
change shipwrecked on an island to just living in a shack in appalachia.
The woman could be stranded due to car trouble.
I don't know, I'm just saying.
Re: Oh You Got Jokes?
Posted by:
yuppie
()
Date: July 18, 2009 12:02AM
Thurston Moore Wrote:
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> Good one.
>
> And you can make a few changes and turn that into
> a West Virginia joke really easily:
>
> Change pig to sheep.
>
> change shipwrecked on an island to just living in
> a shack in appalachia.
>
> The woman could be stranded due to car trouble.
>
> I don't know, I'm just saying.
you're stupid
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> Good one.
>
> And you can make a few changes and turn that into
> a West Virginia joke really easily:
>
> Change pig to sheep.
>
> change shipwrecked on an island to just living in
> a shack in appalachia.
>
> The woman could be stranded due to car trouble.
>
> I don't know, I'm just saying.
you're stupid
Re: Oh You Got Jokes?
Posted by:
bloody blisters
()
Date: July 18, 2009 12:18AM
i didnt want to change the story. thats sort of like plagiarism. no jokes from you thurston? even if they are related to pot or human rights? im disappointed, there are a few creative people here ( not many ). but all i got was a suggestion on what to change and a retarded troll that loves your nuts. i guess the end is near for me :(
Re: Oh You Got Jokes?
Posted by:
HillWilliam
()
Date: July 18, 2009 12:32AM
Thurston Moore Wrote:
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> Good one.
>
> And you can make a few changes and turn that into
> a West Virginia joke really easily:
>
> Change pig to sheep.
>
> change shipwrecked on an island to just living in
> a shack in appalachia.
>
> The woman could be stranded due to car trouble.
>
> I don't know, I'm just saying.
Bigot
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> Good one.
>
> And you can make a few changes and turn that into
> a West Virginia joke really easily:
>
> Change pig to sheep.
>
> change shipwrecked on an island to just living in
> a shack in appalachia.
>
> The woman could be stranded due to car trouble.
>
> I don't know, I'm just saying.
Bigot
Re: Oh You Got Jokes?
Posted by:
Thurston Moore
()
Date: July 18, 2009 12:32AM
bloody blisters Wrote:
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> i didnt want to change the story. thats sort of
> like plagiarism. no jokes from you thurston? even
> if they are related to pot or human rights? im
> disappointed, there are a few creative people here
> ( not many ). but all i got was a suggestion on
> what to change and a retarded troll that loves
> your nuts. i guess the end is near for me :(
I don't think the troll loves my nuts. I think it's just the nature of this site, if you post on here for more than a few weeks, one attaches to you and attempts to taunt you, often with very little success.
I was just trying to be funny about the suggestion of what to change. I thought it added another layer to the joke. Sorry, I wasn't trying to plagiarize.
umm, a joke. Now I'm put on the spot.
Okay, this is lame, but it's all I can think of off the top of my head:
How many creationists does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
NONE, they don't believe in science, therefore the lightbulb doesn't exist.
Sorry. That sucked.
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> i didnt want to change the story. thats sort of
> like plagiarism. no jokes from you thurston? even
> if they are related to pot or human rights? im
> disappointed, there are a few creative people here
> ( not many ). but all i got was a suggestion on
> what to change and a retarded troll that loves
> your nuts. i guess the end is near for me :(
I don't think the troll loves my nuts. I think it's just the nature of this site, if you post on here for more than a few weeks, one attaches to you and attempts to taunt you, often with very little success.
I was just trying to be funny about the suggestion of what to change. I thought it added another layer to the joke. Sorry, I wasn't trying to plagiarize.
umm, a joke. Now I'm put on the spot.
Okay, this is lame, but it's all I can think of off the top of my head:
How many creationists does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
NONE, they don't believe in science, therefore the lightbulb doesn't exist.
Sorry. That sucked.
Re: Oh You Got Jokes?
Posted by:
bloody blisters
()
Date: July 18, 2009 12:39AM
hahaha that was so awful it was actually funny. not bad under pressure
Re: Oh You Got Jokes?
Posted by:
Thurston Moore
()
Date: July 18, 2009 01:27AM
bloody blisters Wrote:
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> hahaha that was so awful it was actually funny.
> not bad under pressure
Maybe I have a future career in writing really lame jokes. And attracting really lame trolls. I'm pretty sure I got one tonight, for sure.
dez' nuts!
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> hahaha that was so awful it was actually funny.
> not bad under pressure
Maybe I have a future career in writing really lame jokes. And attracting really lame trolls. I'm pretty sure I got one tonight, for sure.
dez' nuts!
Re: Oh You Got Jokes?
Posted by:
haha
()
Date: July 18, 2009 01:40AM
Thurston Moore Wrote:
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> bloody blisters Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > hahaha that was so awful it was actually funny.
> > not bad under pressure
>
>
> Maybe I have a future career in writing really
> lame jokes.
Don't quit your gay job
And attracting really lame trolls.
> I'm pretty sure I got one tonight, for sure.
>
> dez' nuts!
it's deez nuts, dumbfuck
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> bloody blisters Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > hahaha that was so awful it was actually funny.
> > not bad under pressure
>
>
> Maybe I have a future career in writing really
> lame jokes.
Don't quit your gay job
And attracting really lame trolls.
> I'm pretty sure I got one tonight, for sure.
>
> dez' nuts!
it's deez nuts, dumbfuck
Re: Oh You Got Jokes?
Posted by:
bloody blisters
()
Date: July 18, 2009 01:45AM
"daddy, if i have nuts on my wall does that mean i have walnuts?" why yes dear "daddy, if i have nuts on my chest does that mean i have chestnuts?" yes it does "daddy, if i have nuts on my chin does that mean i have chinnuts?" NO, THAT MEANS YOU HAVE A DICK IN YOUR MOUTH, MOUTH, MOUTH
Re: Oh You Got Jokes?
Posted by:
Registered Voter
()
Date: July 18, 2009 01:52AM
Once there was a troll... oh wait...
Once there were a bunch of trolls, and they all went to the same web site (after they got out from under their troll bridge where they had been spanking each other for months) thinking they were going to find troll porn. Unfortunately they went to a website that had nothing to do with what they were looking for, and just posted trollish ramblings since they felt sad they had not found the troll porn they were looking for.
Here you go:
Once there were a bunch of trolls, and they all went to the same web site (after they got out from under their troll bridge where they had been spanking each other for months) thinking they were going to find troll porn. Unfortunately they went to a website that had nothing to do with what they were looking for, and just posted trollish ramblings since they felt sad they had not found the troll porn they were looking for.
Here you go:
Re: Oh You Got Jokes?
Posted by:
Thurston Moore
()
Date: July 18, 2009 02:08AM
haha Wrote:
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> > dez' nuts!
>
>
> it's deez nuts, dumbfuck
I got a troll! I got a troll!
I feel like I am a real member of this site now!
It's like, when you're a douche, and you get your first case of chlamidya, you know you're accepted.
On this site, you aren't truly a member until you contract a troll. In douchebag troll land, you aren't truly a member until you fist a teenage girl and need antibiotics.
I'm going to mark this date and time in my calendar.
Edited 1 time(s). Last edit at 07/18/2009 02:09AM by Thurston Moore.
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> > dez' nuts!
>
>
> it's deez nuts, dumbfuck
I got a troll! I got a troll!
I feel like I am a real member of this site now!
It's like, when you're a douche, and you get your first case of chlamidya, you know you're accepted.
On this site, you aren't truly a member until you contract a troll. In douchebag troll land, you aren't truly a member until you fist a teenage girl and need antibiotics.
I'm going to mark this date and time in my calendar.
Edited 1 time(s). Last edit at 07/18/2009 02:09AM by Thurston Moore.
Re: Oh You Got Jokes?
Posted by:
MrMephisto
()
Date: July 18, 2009 02:31AM
Q: What do you call a black guy flying an airplane?
A: A pilot, you fucking racist.
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13 4826 0948 82695 25847. Yes.
A: A pilot, you fucking racist.
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13 4826 0948 82695 25847. Yes.
Re: Oh You Got Jokes?
Posted by:
bloody blisters
()
Date: July 18, 2009 02:32AM
you caught me... i would have said a catastrophe
Re: Oh You Got Jokes?
Posted by:
Thurston Moore
()
Date: July 18, 2009 03:03AM
MrMephisto Wrote:
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> Q: What do you call a black guy flying an
> airplane?
>
> A: A pilot, you fucking racist.
I'd call him a pilot who shouldn't have a license to fly because he refused to
produce his "long form" birth certificate.
If I was a crew member, I would challenge the airline to produce his long form and would refuse to fly with him until they produced it.
I'd also be a treasonous bastard, but that's okay because I have a support system on channel 72 that keeps telling me I'm okay for planning the right wing revolution. We're going to get all those niggers once the revolution begins.
If you don't believe me, just read "The Turner Diaries". We blew up a building in OKC but the timing was a bit off. We'll get it right this time.
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> Q: What do you call a black guy flying an
> airplane?
>
> A: A pilot, you fucking racist.
I'd call him a pilot who shouldn't have a license to fly because he refused to
produce his "long form" birth certificate.
If I was a crew member, I would challenge the airline to produce his long form and would refuse to fly with him until they produced it.
I'd also be a treasonous bastard, but that's okay because I have a support system on channel 72 that keeps telling me I'm okay for planning the right wing revolution. We're going to get all those niggers once the revolution begins.
If you don't believe me, just read "The Turner Diaries". We blew up a building in OKC but the timing was a bit off. We'll get it right this time.
Re: Oh You Got Jokes?
Posted by:
bloody blisters
()
Date: July 18, 2009 03:32AM
deeeaaam. going off racism whats the difference betweeen blacks and a bicycle?? a bike doesnt sing when you put chains on it.
pretty old joke but still makes me laugh
pretty old joke but still makes me laugh
Re: Oh You Got Jokes?
Posted by:
Thurston Moore
()
Date: July 18, 2009 03:47AM
bloody blisters Wrote:
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> deeeaaam. going off racism whats the difference
> betweeen blacks and a bicycle?? a bike doesnt sing
> when you put chains on it.
>
> pretty old joke but still makes me laugh
Swing low, sweet chariot. comin' fort to carry me home!
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> deeeaaam. going off racism whats the difference
> betweeen blacks and a bicycle?? a bike doesnt sing
> when you put chains on it.
>
> pretty old joke but still makes me laugh
Swing low, sweet chariot. comin' fort to carry me home!
Re: Oh You Got Jokes?
Posted by:
bloody blisters
()
Date: July 18, 2009 03:49AM
no no no im not racist i have a black guy in my family tree..... he's still hangin there today
Re: Oh You Got Jokes?
Posted by:
Thurston Moore
()
Date: July 18, 2009 04:11AM
bloody blisters Wrote:
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> no no no im not racist i have a black guy in my
> family tree..... he's still hangin there today
That needs to go into your joke thread.
My family tree is an Oak.
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> no no no im not racist i have a black guy in my
> family tree..... he's still hangin there today
That needs to go into your joke thread.
My family tree is an Oak.
Re: Oh You Got Jokes?
Posted by:
bloody blisters
()
Date: July 18, 2009 04:15AM
just look around you.....nigga, jus look around you.
Re: Oh You Got Jokes?
Posted by:
douchbag
()
Date: July 18, 2009 10:40AM
A man walks into a bar sits down and the bartender asks what can I get you?
The man says Ill have a beer and get the douchbag at the end of the bar whatever she wants.
The bartender goes to the woman and says hey this guy called you a name but wants to buy you a drink so what do you want?
She says I,ll have a vinager and water
The man says Ill have a beer and get the douchbag at the end of the bar whatever she wants.
The bartender goes to the woman and says hey this guy called you a name but wants to buy you a drink so what do you want?
She says I,ll have a vinager and water
Re: Oh You Got Jokes?
Posted by:
bloody blisters
()
Date: July 18, 2009 01:44PM
that was just gross. you sicken me, i feel feverish and sluggish thanks to you. get your disgusting post out of this thread. jeez
Re: Oh You Got Jokes?
Posted by:
Ramblin Rambo Redneck
()
Date: July 18, 2009 02:02PM
Two Hillbilly's are walking along a back country road and come upon a dog who
is licking his private parts vigorously. One Hillbilly says to the other,
"I wish I could do that!". The other Hillbilly replies, "You'd better pet
him first".
is licking his private parts vigorously. One Hillbilly says to the other,
"I wish I could do that!". The other Hillbilly replies, "You'd better pet
him first".
Re: Oh You Got Jokes?
Posted by:
Fruppie
()
Date: July 18, 2009 02:08PM
Registered Voter Wrote:
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> Once there was a troll... oh wait...
>
>
> Here you go:
>
>
That's stupid.
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> Once there was a troll... oh wait...
>
>
> Here you go:
>
>
That's stupid.
Re: Oh You Got Jokes?
Posted by:
bloody blisters
()
Date: July 18, 2009 02:12PM
Fruppie Wrote:
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> Registered Voter Wrote:
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> -----
> > Once there was a troll... oh wait...
> >
> >
> > Here you go:
> >
> >
>
>
> That's stupid.
i agree, what you do with your sister in your free time, well, thats just between you 2, and her baby.
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> Registered Voter Wrote:
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> -----
> > Once there was a troll... oh wait...
> >
> >
> > Here you go:
> >
> >
>
>
> That's stupid.
i agree, what you do with your sister in your free time, well, thats just between you 2, and her baby.
Re: Oh You Got Jokes?
Posted by:
graymoose1
()
Date: July 18, 2009 04:20PM
If a West Virginia couple get divorced, are they still considered brother and sister??
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Re: Oh You Got Jokes?
Posted by:
bloody blisters
()
Date: July 18, 2009 04:32PM
im glad you asked, here is an example to your question. jon and kate are still very much brother and sister
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Re: Oh You Got Jokes?
Posted by:
Victor Vector
()
Date: July 18, 2009 06:35PM
God that bitch looks psycho. I'd leave her ass too.
Re: Oh You Got Jokes?
Posted by:
bloody blisters
()
Date: July 18, 2009 06:46PM
there was this blond girl that just put her hair into pigtails. one night she was getting romantic with a guy. she went down on him and the guy grabbed her by the tails. she stopped immediately and said "dad, let go of my hair i know what im doing"
Edited 1 time(s). Last edit at 07/18/2009 06:49PM by bloody blisters.
Edited 1 time(s). Last edit at 07/18/2009 06:49PM by bloody blisters.
Re: Oh You Got Jokes?
Posted by:
mcprick
()
Date: July 18, 2009 08:23PM
How do 4 gay guys sit on one bar stool?
Answer: Turn it over.
Answer: Turn it over.
Re: Oh You Got Jokes?
Posted by:
bloody blisters
()
Date: July 18, 2009 08:54PM
how do you annoy 10,000 people in one minute??
you open your mouth
you open your mouth
Re: Oh You Got Jokes?
Posted by:
graymoose1
()
Date: July 18, 2009 09:09PM
What do you call a cow that's had an abortion
decaffeinated
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decaffeinated
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Re: Oh You Got Jokes?
Posted by:
bloody blisters
()
Date: July 19, 2009 01:06AM
why are jewish divorces so expensive?
cause they're worth it.
why do jewish men die before their wives?
cause they want to.
i heard those from some crazy old man. he sure thought they were funny. i thought he was a feminine wipe if you catch my DRIFT
cause they're worth it.
why do jewish men die before their wives?
cause they want to.
i heard those from some crazy old man. he sure thought they were funny. i thought he was a feminine wipe if you catch my DRIFT
Re: Oh You Got Jokes?
Posted by:
graymoose1
()
Date: July 19, 2009 09:49AM
Whats a cheap aboration? a hungry rat on a string.
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Re: Oh You Got Jokes?
Posted by:
Sneed Hearn
()
Date: July 19, 2009 01:18PM
A guy walks into his bedroom with a sheep under his arm and says, "Darling, this is the pig I have sex with when you have a headache."
His girlfriend is lying in bed and replies:
"I think you'll find that's a sheep, you idiot."
The man says, "I think you'll find I wasn't talking to you."
His girlfriend is lying in bed and replies:
"I think you'll find that's a sheep, you idiot."
The man says, "I think you'll find I wasn't talking to you."
Re: Oh You Got Jokes?
Posted by:
Harry Tuttle
()
Date: July 19, 2009 01:51PM
I only know jokes that are so terrible, that I want to punch myself in the cock after I tell them...
I will hide this joke so it is YOUR OWN FAULT for any feelings of violence resulting from reading this joke. Highlight at your own risk...
Q: "How do they know Julius Caesar was in power during 48 B.C.?"
A: "Because they found his face on coins that had the year, 48 B.C., on them"
Forgive me...
I will hide this joke so it is YOUR OWN FAULT for any feelings of violence resulting from reading this joke. Highlight at your own risk...
Q: "How do they know Julius Caesar was in power during 48 B.C.?"
A: "Because they found his face on coins that had the year, 48 B.C., on them"
Forgive me...
Re: Oh You Got Jokes?
Posted by:
bloody blisters
()
Date: July 19, 2009 06:02PM
you can never be forgiven, pray for your sins
Re: Oh You Got Jokes?
Posted by:
graymoose1
()
Date: July 19, 2009 08:19PM
One cannibal saw another cannibal and said " Hey, I passed your brother in the woods the other day
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Re: Oh You Got Jokes?
Posted by:
Melissa
()
Date: July 19, 2009 09:03PM
Ha ha ha, I like that one, Graymoose1. :o)
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Being vague is almost as fun as that other thing.
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Being vague is almost as fun as that other thing.
Re: Oh You Got Jokes?
Posted by:
bloody blisters
()
Date: July 19, 2009 10:01PM
whats the difference between a black person and a house fly?
flies have wings.
flies have wings.
Re: Oh You Got Jokes?
Posted by:
Corny Kelleher
()
Date: July 19, 2009 10:17PM
Michael answers the telephone, and it's an Emergency Room doctor.
The doctor says: "Your wife was in a serious car accident, and I have bad news and good news. The bad news is she has lost all use of both arms and both legs, and will need help eating and going to the bathroom for the rest of her life."
Michael says, "My God. What's the good news?"
The doctor says, "I'm kidding. She's dead."
The doctor says: "Your wife was in a serious car accident, and I have bad news and good news. The bad news is she has lost all use of both arms and both legs, and will need help eating and going to the bathroom for the rest of her life."
Michael says, "My God. What's the good news?"
The doctor says, "I'm kidding. She's dead."
Re: Oh You Got Jokes?
Posted by:
graymoose1
()
Date: July 19, 2009 10:21PM
Here's an old joke,
How do you make a elephant fly?
Start with a zipper 5 ft long
A guy had been ice fishing for a couple hours and hadn't caught a thing.
He notices a boy fishing about 100 yards across the lake catching all kinds of fish so he walks over and asks what his secret was to catching all those fish.
The boy said 'mumble mumble".
The man said "what"? The boy said "mumble mumble" The man said " I didn't understand a thing you said
The boy spit a bunch of worms into his hand and said "you have to keep the bait warm".
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How do you make a elephant fly?
Start with a zipper 5 ft long
A guy had been ice fishing for a couple hours and hadn't caught a thing.
He notices a boy fishing about 100 yards across the lake catching all kinds of fish so he walks over and asks what his secret was to catching all those fish.
The boy said 'mumble mumble".
The man said "what"? The boy said "mumble mumble" The man said " I didn't understand a thing you said
The boy spit a bunch of worms into his hand and said "you have to keep the bait warm".
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Re: Oh You Got Jokes?
Posted by:
Jerk'N'Burke
()
Date: July 20, 2009 12:09AM
A Jewish kid asks his dad for 20 dollars.
His dad says, "10 dollars, what do you need 5 dollars for?"
My grandfather died in a concentration camp. He got drunk, and fell out of a guard tower.
What's the best thing about 28 year-olds?
There's 20 of them.
And the sickest joke I ever heard...
How do you make an 8 year old cry twice?
Wipe the blood off your junk on her favorite stuffed animal.
His dad says, "10 dollars, what do you need 5 dollars for?"
My grandfather died in a concentration camp. He got drunk, and fell out of a guard tower.
What's the best thing about 28 year-olds?
There's 20 of them.
And the sickest joke I ever heard...
How do you make an 8 year old cry twice?
Wipe the blood off your junk on her favorite stuffed animal.
Re: Oh You Got Jokes?
Posted by:
Thurston Moore
()
Date: July 20, 2009 12:10AM
Sneed Hearn Wrote:
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> A guy walks into his bedroom with a sheep under
> his arm and says, "Darling, this is the pig I have
> sex with when you have a headache."
>
> His girlfriend is lying in bed and replies:
>
> "I think you'll find that's a sheep, you idiot."
>
> The man says, "I think you'll find I wasn't
> talking to you."
This is probably the best joke on this thread so far.
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> A guy walks into his bedroom with a sheep under
> his arm and says, "Darling, this is the pig I have
> sex with when you have a headache."
>
> His girlfriend is lying in bed and replies:
>
> "I think you'll find that's a sheep, you idiot."
>
> The man says, "I think you'll find I wasn't
> talking to you."
This is probably the best joke on this thread so far.
Re: Oh You Got Jokes?
Posted by:
haha
()
Date: July 20, 2009 01:04AM
Thurston Moore Wrote:
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> Sneed Hearn Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
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> > A guy walks into his bedroom with a sheep under
> > his arm and says, "Darling, this is the pig I
> have
> > sex with when you have a headache."
> >
> > His girlfriend is lying in bed and replies:
> >
> > "I think you'll find that's a sheep, you
> idiot."
> >
> > The man says, "I think you'll find I wasn't
> > talking to you."
>
> This is probably the best joke on this thread so
> far.
no, you are!
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> Sneed Hearn Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
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> > A guy walks into his bedroom with a sheep under
> > his arm and says, "Darling, this is the pig I
> have
> > sex with when you have a headache."
> >
> > His girlfriend is lying in bed and replies:
> >
> > "I think you'll find that's a sheep, you
> idiot."
> >
> > The man says, "I think you'll find I wasn't
> > talking to you."
>
> This is probably the best joke on this thread so
> far.
no, you are!
Re: Oh You Got Jokes?
Posted by:
haha
()
Date: July 20, 2009 01:13AM
oh thurston,
i want you, i want you so bad. make love to me on the pier. it is so romantic to hear the waves crash as you fuck me in the ass.
i want you, i want you so bad. make love to me on the pier. it is so romantic to hear the waves crash as you fuck me in the ass.
Re: Oh You Got Jokes?
Posted by:
Thurston Moore
()
Date: July 20, 2009 01:17AM
haha Wrote:
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> oh thurston,
> i want you, i want you so bad. make love to me on
> the pier. it is so romantic to hear the waves
> crash as you fuck me in the ass.
My wife is going to kick your ass.
She's a member of tapout.
-------------------------------------------------------
> oh thurston,
> i want you, i want you so bad. make love to me on
> the pier. it is so romantic to hear the waves
> crash as you fuck me in the ass.
My wife is going to kick your ass.
She's a member of tapout.
Re: Oh You Got Jokes?
Posted by:
wow
()
Date: July 20, 2009 01:19AM
haha Wrote:
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> oh thurston,
> i want you, i want you so bad. make love to me on
> the pier. it is so romantic to hear the waves
> crash as you fuck me in the ass.
what really goes on in your head, Thurston Moore? lol
-------------------------------------------------------
> oh thurston,
> i want you, i want you so bad. make love to me on
> the pier. it is so romantic to hear the waves
> crash as you fuck me in the ass.
what really goes on in your head, Thurston Moore? lol
Re: Oh You Got Jokes?
Posted by:
Thurston Moore
()
Date: July 20, 2009 01:26AM
wow Wrote:
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> haha Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > oh thurston,
> > i want you, i want you so bad. make love to me
> on
> > the pier. it is so romantic to hear the waves
> > crash as you fuck me in the ass.
>
>
> what really goes on in your head, Thurston Moore?
> lol
Really bad use of the interwebz browser. You meant to click the quote under my comment, but clicked on the wrong one.
Trolls are not too bright, are they?
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> haha Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > oh thurston,
> > i want you, i want you so bad. make love to me
> on
> > the pier. it is so romantic to hear the waves
> > crash as you fuck me in the ass.
>
>
> what really goes on in your head, Thurston Moore?
> lol
Really bad use of the interwebz browser. You meant to click the quote under my comment, but clicked on the wrong one.
Trolls are not too bright, are they?
Re: Oh You Got Jokes?
Posted by:
wow
()
Date: July 20, 2009 01:29AM
Thurston Moore Wrote:
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> wow Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > haha Wrote:
> >
> --------------------------------------------------
>
> > -----
> > > oh thurston,
> > > i want you, i want you so bad. make love to
> me
> > on
> > > the pier. it is so romantic to hear the waves
> > > crash as you fuck me in the ass.
> >
> >
> > what really goes on in your head, Thurston
> Moore?
> > lol
>
>
> Really bad use of the interwebz browser. You
> meant to click the quote under my comment, but
> clicked on the wrong one.
>
>
> Trolls are not too bright, are they?
I clicked on the one i intended to...nice try tho!
-------------------------------------------------------
> wow Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > haha Wrote:
> >
> --------------------------------------------------
>
> > -----
> > > oh thurston,
> > > i want you, i want you so bad. make love to
> me
> > on
> > > the pier. it is so romantic to hear the waves
> > > crash as you fuck me in the ass.
> >
> >
> > what really goes on in your head, Thurston
> Moore?
> > lol
>
>
> Really bad use of the interwebz browser. You
> meant to click the quote under my comment, but
> clicked on the wrong one.
>
>
> Trolls are not too bright, are they?
I clicked on the one i intended to...nice try tho!
Re: Oh You Got Jokes?
Posted by:
bloody blisters
()
Date: July 20, 2009 01:32AM
she's a beaut
Attachments:
Attachments:
Re: Oh You Got Jokes?
Posted by:
Thurston Moore
()
Date: July 20, 2009 01:32AM
wow Wrote:
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> Thurston Moore Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > wow Wrote:
> >
> --------------------------------------------------
>
> > -----
> > > haha Wrote:
> > >
> >
> --------------------------------------------------
>
> >
> > > -----
> > > > oh thurston,
> > > > i want you, i want you so bad. make love to
> > me
> > > on
> > > > the pier. it is so romantic to hear the
> waves
> > > > crash as you fuck me in the ass.
> > >
> > >
> > > what really goes on in your head, Thurston
> > Moore?
> > > lol
> >
> >
> > Really bad use of the interwebz browser. You
> > meant to click the quote under my comment, but
> > clicked on the wrong one.
> >
> >
> > Trolls are not too bright, are they?
>
>
> I clicked on the one i intended to...nice try tho!
Okay, then I guess I got "pwned"?
-------------------------------------------------------
> Thurston Moore Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > wow Wrote:
> >
> --------------------------------------------------
>
> > -----
> > > haha Wrote:
> > >
> >
> --------------------------------------------------
>
> >
> > > -----
> > > > oh thurston,
> > > > i want you, i want you so bad. make love to
> > me
> > > on
> > > > the pier. it is so romantic to hear the
> waves
> > > > crash as you fuck me in the ass.
> > >
> > >
> > > what really goes on in your head, Thurston
> > Moore?
> > > lol
> >
> >
> > Really bad use of the interwebz browser. You
> > meant to click the quote under my comment, but
> > clicked on the wrong one.
> >
> >
> > Trolls are not too bright, are they?
>
>
> I clicked on the one i intended to...nice try tho!
Okay, then I guess I got "pwned"?
Re: Oh You Got Jokes?
Posted by:
loll
()
Date: July 20, 2009 01:36AM
hey bloody blisters...that thurston pic thing is hilarious!
Re: Oh You Got Jokes?
Posted by:
tdk
()
Date: July 20, 2009 01:38AM
Thurston Moore Wrote:
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> wow Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > Thurston Moore Wrote:
> >
> --------------------------------------------------
>
> > -----
> > > wow Wrote:
> > >
> >
> --------------------------------------------------
>
> >
> > > -----
> > > > haha Wrote:
> > > >
> > >
> >
> --------------------------------------------------
>
> >
> > >
> > > > -----
> > > > > oh thurston,
> > > > > i want you, i want you so bad. make love
> to
> > > me
> > > > on
> > > > > the pier. it is so romantic to hear the
> > waves
> > > > > crash as you fuck me in the ass.
> > > >
> > > >
> > > > what really goes on in your head, Thurston
> > > Moore?
> > > > lol
> > >
> > >
> > > Really bad use of the interwebz browser. You
> > > meant to click the quote under my comment,
> but
> > > clicked on the wrong one.
> > >
> > >
> > > Trolls are not too bright, are they?
> >
> >
> > I clicked on the one i intended to...nice try
> tho!
>
>
> Okay, then I guess I got "pwned"?
you get pwneded in the ass every night, thurston! lol
-------------------------------------------------------
> wow Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > Thurston Moore Wrote:
> >
> --------------------------------------------------
>
> > -----
> > > wow Wrote:
> > >
> >
> --------------------------------------------------
>
> >
> > > -----
> > > > haha Wrote:
> > > >
> > >
> >
> --------------------------------------------------
>
> >
> > >
> > > > -----
> > > > > oh thurston,
> > > > > i want you, i want you so bad. make love
> to
> > > me
> > > > on
> > > > > the pier. it is so romantic to hear the
> > waves
> > > > > crash as you fuck me in the ass.
> > > >
> > > >
> > > > what really goes on in your head, Thurston
> > > Moore?
> > > > lol
> > >
> > >
> > > Really bad use of the interwebz browser. You
> > > meant to click the quote under my comment,
> but
> > > clicked on the wrong one.
> > >
> > >
> > > Trolls are not too bright, are they?
> >
> >
> > I clicked on the one i intended to...nice try
> tho!
>
>
> Okay, then I guess I got "pwned"?
you get pwneded in the ass every night, thurston! lol
Re: Oh You Got Jokes?
Posted by:
tdk
()
Date: July 20, 2009 01:43AM
you can pwned me in the ass any night and day. i only have the hotts for you Thurston Moore. you will always be my only one.
Re: Oh You Got Jokes?
Posted by:
the real tdk
()
Date: July 20, 2009 01:45AM
tdk Wrote:
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> you can pwned me in the ass any night and day. i
> only have the hotts for you Thurston Moore. you
> will always be my only one.
way 2 go thurston...be careful cary might ban u 4 impersonation
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> you can pwned me in the ass any night and day. i
> only have the hotts for you Thurston Moore. you
> will always be my only one.
way 2 go thurston...be careful cary might ban u 4 impersonation
Re: Oh You Got Jokes?
Posted by:
bloody blisters
()
Date: July 20, 2009 01:45AM
whoa whoa whoa, gettin a little off topic aren't we?
Re: Oh You Got Jokes?
Posted by:
thirstin4more...........DICKS
()
Date: July 20, 2009 01:47AM
bloody blisters Wrote:
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> whoa whoa whoa, gettin a little off topic aren't
> we?
like thirston's gf pic wasn't? lol
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> whoa whoa whoa, gettin a little off topic aren't
> we?
like thirston's gf pic wasn't? lol
Re: Oh You Got Jokes?
Posted by:
bloody blisters
()
Date: July 20, 2009 01:49AM
thirstin4more...........DICKS Wrote:
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> bloody blisters Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > whoa whoa whoa, gettin a little off topic
> aren't
> > we?
>
>
> like thirston's gf pic wasn't? lol
its in the Oh You Got Jokes? thread i was clearly making a joke about his wife.
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> bloody blisters Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > whoa whoa whoa, gettin a little off topic
> aren't
> > we?
>
>
> like thirston's gf pic wasn't? lol
its in the Oh You Got Jokes? thread i was clearly making a joke about his wife.
Re: Oh You Got Jokes?
Posted by:
bgf
()
Date: July 20, 2009 01:51AM
bloody blisters Wrote:
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> thirstin4more...........DICKS Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > bloody blisters Wrote:
> >
> --------------------------------------------------
>
> > -----
> > > whoa whoa whoa, gettin a little off topic
> > aren't
> > > we?
> >
> >
> > like thirston's gf pic wasn't? lol
>
>
> its in the Oh You Got Jokes? thread i was clearly
> making a joke about his wife.
if he were only married...no one in their right mind would marry that turd!
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> thirstin4more...........DICKS Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > bloody blisters Wrote:
> >
> --------------------------------------------------
>
> > -----
> > > whoa whoa whoa, gettin a little off topic
> > aren't
> > > we?
> >
> >
> > like thirston's gf pic wasn't? lol
>
>
> its in the Oh You Got Jokes? thread i was clearly
> making a joke about his wife.
if he were only married...no one in their right mind would marry that turd!
Re: Oh You Got Jokes?
Posted by:
bloody blisters
()
Date: July 20, 2009 01:57AM
bgf sounds like YOU KNOW he's single maybe you guys should tie the knot. im sorry if your are that body builder i stole off of google. i didnt mean to reveal your identity.
Re: Oh You Got Jokes?
Posted by:
thirtsin4moreDICKS
()
Date: July 20, 2009 01:59AM
bloody blisters Wrote:
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> bgf sounds like YOU KNOW he's single maybe you
> guys should tie the knot. im sorry if your are
> that body builder i stole off of google. i didnt
> mean to reveal your identity.
dont u mess w/ my thurston...i love my little computer geek to pieces...literally.
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> bgf sounds like YOU KNOW he's single maybe you
> guys should tie the knot. im sorry if your are
> that body builder i stole off of google. i didnt
> mean to reveal your identity.
dont u mess w/ my thurston...i love my little computer geek to pieces...literally.
Re: Oh You Got Jokes?
Posted by:
bloody blisters
()
Date: July 20, 2009 02:00AM
WHOA! registered and everything. i think you may have crossed the line
Re: Oh You Got Jokes?
Posted by:
thirtsin4moreDICKS
()
Date: July 20, 2009 02:01AM
bloody blisters Wrote:
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> WHOA! registered and everything. i think you may
> have crossed the line
where im from there are no lines lol
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> WHOA! registered and everything. i think you may
> have crossed the line
where im from there are no lines lol
Re: Oh You Got Jokes?
Posted by:
bloody blisters
()
Date: July 20, 2009 02:04AM
the little talk intro might hit too close to home. just a warning.
Re: Oh You Got Jokes?
Posted by:
gotti style
()
Date: July 20, 2009 02:13AM
bloody blisters Wrote:
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> the little talk intro might hit too close to home.
> just a warning.
that shit was as deep as thurston's faghole...thanks
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> the little talk intro might hit too close to home.
> just a warning.
that shit was as deep as thurston's faghole...thanks
Re: Oh You Got Jokes?
Posted by:
bloody blisters
()
Date: July 20, 2009 02:21AM
is this what you mean? im having a little trouble understanding your definition of faghole
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Attachments:
Re: Oh You Got Jokes?
Posted by:
oh...the humanity!
()
Date: July 20, 2009 02:32AM
bloody blisters Wrote:
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> is this what you mean? im having a little trouble
> understanding your definition of faghole
faghole = asshole ...that with the pic of dubya brings about disgusting imagery...those lips on thurston's asshole... VERY disturbing!lol
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> is this what you mean? im having a little trouble
> understanding your definition of faghole
faghole = asshole ...that with the pic of dubya brings about disgusting imagery...those lips on thurston's asshole... VERY disturbing!lol
Re: Oh You Got Jokes?
Posted by:
bloody blisters
()
Date: July 20, 2009 02:57AM
well back to the jokes.
what is the ultimate form of rejection?
when you're masturbating and your hand falls asleep.
what is the ultimate form of rejection?
when you're masturbating and your hand falls asleep.
Re: Oh You Got Jokes?
Posted by:
bloody blisters
()
Date: July 21, 2009 01:04AM
that seems to happen a lot. and if i try to give myself a stranger my hand never falls asleep
Re: Oh You Got Jokes?
Posted by:
dp
()
Date: July 21, 2009 01:06AM
bloody blisters Wrote:
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> that seems to happen a lot. and if i try to give
> myself a stranger my hand never falls asleep
ask thirsty for some help
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> that seems to happen a lot. and if i try to give
> myself a stranger my hand never falls asleep
ask thirsty for some help
Re: Oh You Got Jokes?
Posted by:
graymoose1
()
Date: July 21, 2009 09:45PM
An Asian goes to the eye doctor for a check up.
The eye dr. says to him " it looks like you have a cataract". The Asian says "no I have a rincon continental
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W.W.S.D. what would Scooby Doo
The eye dr. says to him " it looks like you have a cataract". The Asian says "no I have a rincon continental
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W.W.S.D. what would Scooby Doo
Re: Oh You Got Jokes?
Posted by:
bloody blisters
()
Date: July 21, 2009 11:56PM
how is forum like a granola bar?
they both contain fruits, nuts and flakes.
they both contain fruits, nuts and flakes.
Re: Oh You Got Jokes?
Posted by:
graymoose1
()
Date: July 22, 2009 09:14AM
Re: Oh You Got Jokes? new
Posted by: bloody blisters ()
Date: July 21, 2009 11:56PM
how is forum like a granola bar?
they both contain fruits, nuts and flakes.
lol
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W.W.S.D. what would Scooby Doo
Posted by: bloody blisters ()
Date: July 21, 2009 11:56PM
how is forum like a granola bar?
they both contain fruits, nuts and flakes.
lol
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W.W.S.D. what would Scooby Doo
Re: Oh You Got Jokes?
Posted by:
bloody blisters
()
Date: July 23, 2009 02:01AM
how can you tell a gay moose from a straight one?
ask them their opinion on sarah palin being accused for fraud in government spending
a gay moose would tell you "oh she's a saint, she would never do something like that"
while the straight moose would tell you "i'd still fuck her even if she is in prison"
ask them their opinion on sarah palin being accused for fraud in government spending
a gay moose would tell you "oh she's a saint, she would never do something like that"
while the straight moose would tell you "i'd still fuck her even if she is in prison"
Re: Oh You Got Jokes?
Posted by:
graymoose1
()
Date: July 23, 2009 08:34AM
Re: Oh You Got Jokes?
Posted by: bloody blisters ()
Date: July 23, 2009 02:01AM
how can you tell a gay moose from a straight one?
ask them their opinion on sarah palin being accused for fraud in government spending
a gay moose would tell you "oh she's a saint, she would never do something like that"
while the straight moose would tell you "i'd still fuck her even if she is in prison"
Now that was fucking hilarious
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W.W.S.D. what would Scooby Doo
Posted by: bloody blisters ()
Date: July 23, 2009 02:01AM
how can you tell a gay moose from a straight one?
ask them their opinion on sarah palin being accused for fraud in government spending
a gay moose would tell you "oh she's a saint, she would never do something like that"
while the straight moose would tell you "i'd still fuck her even if she is in prison"
Now that was fucking hilarious
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W.W.S.D. what would Scooby Doo
Re: Oh You Got Jokes?
Posted by:
TheMeeper
()
Date: July 23, 2009 08:50AM
I'm bored at the auto mechanics, so here goes....
Trebor Snika and Dwight were hanging out one day. Snika was kind of bored and said, "Hey Dwight, let's play a game. One of us thinks of something, and the other person asks questions until he can guess what the other person is thinking."
Dwight thinks this is silly, but says, "OK, sure, I'll play".
"OK", says Trebor Snika, "You go first.... you think of something and I'll ask the questions."
Thinking this is lame, Dwight pauses for a second and thinks of the phrase "horse cock".
"OK", says Dwight, "I'm thinking of something, go ahead and ask your questions."
Trebor says, "Hmmm, ok.... is it something you can eat?"
Amused by the question, Dwight laughs and says, "Ummm, well yeah, I guess you could eat it."
Trebor immediately pipes up and says, "Is it a horse cock??"
Trebor Snika and Dwight were hanging out one day. Snika was kind of bored and said, "Hey Dwight, let's play a game. One of us thinks of something, and the other person asks questions until he can guess what the other person is thinking."
Dwight thinks this is silly, but says, "OK, sure, I'll play".
"OK", says Trebor Snika, "You go first.... you think of something and I'll ask the questions."
Thinking this is lame, Dwight pauses for a second and thinks of the phrase "horse cock".
"OK", says Dwight, "I'm thinking of something, go ahead and ask your questions."
Trebor says, "Hmmm, ok.... is it something you can eat?"
Amused by the question, Dwight laughs and says, "Ummm, well yeah, I guess you could eat it."
Trebor immediately pipes up and says, "Is it a horse cock??"
Re: Oh You Got Jokes?
Posted by:
Corny
()
Date: July 23, 2009 09:53AM
TheMeeper Wrote:
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> Lame joke with reference to cock
ROFL ROFL LOL LMAO HAHAHAHAH LOL ROFL FUCKING HILARIOUS!!!! HAHAHAHA ROFL
Fail.
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> Lame joke with reference to cock
ROFL ROFL LOL LMAO HAHAHAHAH LOL ROFL FUCKING HILARIOUS!!!! HAHAHAHA ROFL
Fail.
Re: Oh You Got Jokes?
Posted by:
TheMeeper
()
Date: July 23, 2009 09:59AM
I agree, it's totally retarded. I heard it from Gilbert Gottfried, which makes it even more retarded.
Corny Wrote:
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> TheMeeper Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > Lame joke with reference to cock
>
>
> ROFL ROFL LOL LMAO HAHAHAHAH LOL ROFL FUCKING
> HILARIOUS!!!! HAHAHAHA ROFL
>
>
> Fail.
Corny Wrote:
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> TheMeeper Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > Lame joke with reference to cock
>
>
> ROFL ROFL LOL LMAO HAHAHAHAH LOL ROFL FUCKING
> HILARIOUS!!!! HAHAHAHA ROFL
>
>
> Fail.
Re: Oh You Got Jokes?
Posted by:
LOLcat
()
Date: July 23, 2009 10:06AM
knock knock
whos der?
chezburgheh
Chezburgheh who?
Can I haz chezburgher now pls?
no!
knock knock
whos der?
chezburgheh
Chezburgheh who?
Can I haz chezburgher now pls?
no!
knock knock
whos der?
chezburgheh
Chezburgheh who?
Can I haz chezburgher now pls?
no!
knock knock
whos der?
chezburgheh
Chezburgheh who?
Can I haz chezburgher now pls?
no!
knock knock
whos der?
chezburgheh
Chezburgheh who?
Can I haz chezburgher now pls?
no!
knock knock
whos der?
chezburgheh
Chezburgheh who?
Can I haz chezburgher now pls?
no!
knock knock
whos der?
chezburgheh
Chezburgheh who?
Can I haz chezburgher now pls?
no!
knock knock
whos der?
chezburgheh
Chezburgheh who?
Can I haz chezburgher now pls?
no!
knock knock
whos der?
chezburgheh
Chezburgheh who?
Can I haz chezburgher now pls?
no!
knock knock
whos der?
chezburgheh
Chezburgheh who?
Can I haz chezburgher now pls?
no!
knock knock
whos der?
banana?
banana who?
can I haz chezburgher now?
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
whos der?
chezburgheh
Chezburgheh who?
Can I haz chezburgher now pls?
no!
knock knock
whos der?
chezburgheh
Chezburgheh who?
Can I haz chezburgher now pls?
no!
knock knock
whos der?
chezburgheh
Chezburgheh who?
Can I haz chezburgher now pls?
no!
knock knock
whos der?
chezburgheh
Chezburgheh who?
Can I haz chezburgher now pls?
no!
knock knock
whos der?
chezburgheh
Chezburgheh who?
Can I haz chezburgher now pls?
no!
knock knock
whos der?
chezburgheh
Chezburgheh who?
Can I haz chezburgher now pls?
no!
knock knock
whos der?
chezburgheh
Chezburgheh who?
Can I haz chezburgher now pls?
no!
knock knock
whos der?
chezburgheh
Chezburgheh who?
Can I haz chezburgher now pls?
no!
knock knock
whos der?
chezburgheh
Chezburgheh who?
Can I haz chezburgher now pls?
no!
knock knock
whos der?
chezburgheh
Chezburgheh who?
Can I haz chezburgher now pls?
no!
knock knock
whos der?
banana?
banana who?
can I haz chezburgher now?
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
Re: Oh You Got Jokes?
Posted by:
Harry Tuttle
()
Date: July 23, 2009 05:01PM
I'll just write the last few lines of this old and terrible joke... If you haven't heard it, you're better off...
Duck-"Got any nails?
Owner-"No, we're fresh out of nails..."
Duck-"Got any kumquats?"
P.S. I liked the horsecock joke...
Duck-"Got any nails?
Owner-"No, we're fresh out of nails..."
Duck-"Got any kumquats?"
P.S. I liked the horsecock joke...
Re: Oh You Got Jokes?
Posted by:
MBUSA
()
Date: July 23, 2009 05:08PM
How do you fit 100 Jews into a Mercedes?
Put them in the ashtray.
Put them in the ashtray.
Re: Oh You Got Jokes?
Posted by:
bloody blisters
()
Date: July 23, 2009 05:10PM
how do you get them out?
roll the window down
roll the window down
Re: Oh You Got Jokes?
Posted by:
graymoose1
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Date: July 23, 2009 05:13PM
what do you call a busload of illegals going off a cliff???
A good start
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A good start
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Re: Oh You Got Jokes?
Posted by:
bloody blisters
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Date: July 23, 2009 05:54PM
insert- any post from the Rasheed Nurse thread-
Re: Oh You Got Jokes?
Posted by:
graymoose1
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Date: July 23, 2009 08:39PM
lol
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Re: Oh You Got Jokes?
Posted by:
bloody blisters
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Date: July 24, 2009 12:10AM
did you hear about that black man that drowned in the bottom of the lake in arkansas? when a reporter asked the cop what happened he replied "well its just like a nigger to try to steal more log chain than he can swim with."
Re: Oh You Got Jokes?
Posted by:
graymoose1
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Date: July 24, 2009 08:48AM
How do you get a one armed west Virginian out of a tree?
wave to him
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wave to him
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Re: Oh You Got Jokes?
Posted by:
bloody blisters
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Date: July 24, 2009 09:16PM
"If con is the opposite of pro, who's surprised that Congress is the opposite of progress?"
Re: Oh You Got Jokes?
Posted by:
Harry Tuttle
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Date: July 24, 2009 10:28PM
BOO! I know my jokes are terrible but come on! What's next? Jumbo Shrimp-Military Intelligence "paradox" jokes? You're reaching now, Monsieur Blisters!
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> "If con is the opposite of pro, who's surprised
> that Congress is the opposite of progress?"
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> "If con is the opposite of pro, who's surprised
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Re: Oh You Got Jokes?
Posted by:
bloody blisters
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Date: July 24, 2009 10:34PM
i beleive the word you were searching for was "oxymoron." and i put the joke in quotes because it wasnt mine. while we are on the subject what about civil war, and educated poster? not bad for off the top of my head eh? oh yeah im canadian now.
Re: Oh You Got Jokes?
Posted by:
Harry Tuttle
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Date: July 24, 2009 10:42PM
Ok, fine, oxymoron... it doesn't make the joke any more funny...
Most of your jokes aren't original... except for maybe the "gay moose" "joke"... Why was this one the first one you put in quotes?
ADMIT IT! You liked it or you wouldn't have posted it!! Old ass, terrible joke tellin, mothafuka!
bloody blisters Wrote:
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> i beleive the word you were searching for was
> "oxymoron." and i put the joke in quotes because
> it wasnt mine. while we are on the subject what
> about civil war, and educated poster? not bad for
> off the top of my head eh? oh yeah im canadian
> now.
Most of your jokes aren't original... except for maybe the "gay moose" "joke"... Why was this one the first one you put in quotes?
ADMIT IT! You liked it or you wouldn't have posted it!! Old ass, terrible joke tellin, mothafuka!
bloody blisters Wrote:
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> i beleive the word you were searching for was
> "oxymoron." and i put the joke in quotes because
> it wasnt mine. while we are on the subject what
> about civil war, and educated poster? not bad for
> off the top of my head eh? oh yeah im canadian
> now.
Re: Oh You Got Jokes?
Posted by:
bloody blisters
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Date: July 24, 2009 10:47PM
if you dont like the jokes you read then you can get the fuck out of this thread!
Re: Oh You Got Jokes?
Posted by:
bloody blisters
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Date: July 24, 2009 11:21PM
i found a video of Harry Tuttle
everyone should call this dude and tell him how much of a queer he is! the number is 267-940-7585 in case you dont speak black
everyone should call this dude and tell him how much of a queer he is! the number is 267-940-7585 in case you dont speak black
Re: Oh You Got Jokes?
Posted by:
Harry Tuttle
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Date: July 25, 2009 01:25AM
That's really really tacky! RUBBISH!? CAN I COLLECT Y'ALL RUBBISH!? Haters only make me stronger y'allzz!
bloody blisters Wrote:
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> i found a video of Harry Tuttle
>
> everyone should call this dude and tell him how
> much of a queer he is! the number is 267-940-7585
> in case you dont speak black
bloody blisters Wrote:
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> i found a video of Harry Tuttle
>
> everyone should call this dude and tell him how
> much of a queer he is! the number is 267-940-7585
> in case you dont speak black
Re: Oh You Got Jokes?
Posted by:
bloody blisters
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Date: July 25, 2009 01:52AM
you are only saying its tacky because you've been outed. you must be very strong then cause everyone hates you, except for melissa but she's a lesbian it doesnt count.
Re: Oh You Got Jokes?
Posted by:
Harry Tuttle
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Date: July 25, 2009 02:00AM
Don't disrespeck! BBlistolz, whicho tacky ass. Why don't you just call the "Hateline"? It's 267-940-7585... Tell me how my posts could improve.
bloody blisters Wrote:
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> you are only saying its tacky because you've been
> outed. you must be very strong then cause everyone
> hates you, except for melissa but she's a lesbian
> it doesnt count.
bloody blisters Wrote:
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> you are only saying its tacky because you've been
> outed. you must be very strong then cause everyone
> hates you, except for melissa but she's a lesbian
> it doesnt count.
Re: Oh You Got Jokes?
Posted by:
fairfaxdude
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Date: July 25, 2009 02:07PM
I, for one, was strangely offended by the crap hanging all askance on Harry's wall. I called and left a message to that effect. It went really well, I think. I'm sure it's all straightened by now.
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