Many of the BiB's are Biden voters. Joe Biden himself wears adult diapers which Brown Onion and all the Bowels Brothers find exciting, licking their lips whenever old Joementia shits himself in public. Brown Onion will be well taken care of no matter who wins the election. Brown's welcoming bowels provide a pleasant playground for all the Brothers in Bowels (BiB's), regardless of political vie
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P.S. Brown Onion says aluminum bats are too cold so make sure to bring the Louisville Slugger that he enjoys so much. Wood splinters in the sphincter can usually be plucked out with teeth and a little sucking.
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Thanks for the explanation Brother Maui. Nothing sounded rude to me, and I know Brown is not a rude person. So I wondered what had offended little Pearl and was sorry you two left early. I'm glad it was just a misunderstanding. Brown Onion (and I) will be waiting "ass up" for your visit tonight.
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Brown Onion Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > Today a lot of bloating, and I do wonder what the > rectal mirror will show. A storm is brewing and my > best guess is category 5. Brown Onion, I will be glad to take a couple photos of your bunghole when I get off work. For convenience sake I'll post them here so you can refer to them. I'll pick up some snac
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CROOKED JOE BIDEN Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > Bad news Brown Onion. You’re full of malarkey Technically, Brown Onion is full of Cadbury Creme Eggs. It took a while but we managed to get 25 Cadbury eggs inserted up into Brown's bunghole. That beats the previous record by 5 eggs. We are waiting for them to soften and melt then I am going to plow him while
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That sounds like a lot of fun, Boiled. I think several of the other Brothers in Bowels (BiB's) have already been stocking up on Cadbury Creme Eggs and would be interested in an Easter Egg party. Brown Onion would definitely be game for loading up a Biden supporter's ass with Cadbury eggs and jizz. There are many other game possibilities such as an egg hunt where some people secretly hide Cadbu
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Cadbury Creme Egg Sunday Funday Bowels edition with Brown Onion For the fellow Brothers in Bowels (BiB's) eager to enjoy ass-ripened Cadbury Creme Eggs, take note that your Bowels Buddy partner will most likely wake up as the eggs are inserted. I only managed to slide two Cadbury Creme Eggs up Brown Onion's penis holster before he took note and began to moan softly. After 4 or 5 eggs, Brown's
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Brown Onion Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > I wish I had the command authority of president > Trump on a golf course. Just a few more months and > he will as we all know be the president of the > United States. Donald Trump would have enjoyed that sweet nectar pouring out of your bowels this morning. For that matter Biden or anyone else would find i
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That Cadbury Creme Egg trick sounds hot. I'm going to slip a few of the eggs up Brown Onion's ass right now before he wakes up. Greg Thomas will have the sweetest bowels on McHenry Street, and possibly in all of Vienna.
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Brown Onion Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > Damn you Mike Pence! Turncoat! Benedict Arnold! My > food is everywhere and I’m not happy! CROOKED > JOE BIDEN and his WEAPONIZED WITCH HUNT against > PRESIDENT DONALD TRUMP. Never was a trumper. So > angry that Mike Pence sold his soul to JOE CROOKED > BIDEN!!!!! Why? PRESIDENT TRUMP to win EASY you &
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Brown Onion Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > I rest my case, as this 1st amendment/bowel > blocker is a sick puppy. This also proves without > a doubt, about the WITCH-HUNT PRESIDENT TRUMP is > under from CROOKED JOE BIDEN. This crackpot wants > to deny the rigging and our rights spelled under > the constitution. > > Did you know President
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red onion class of 2006 Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > Howdy brown guyz! Long time no post. > > I shure doez hope all yall are a doin well. I am a > doin pretty good nowadayze. I still gots me a > townhouse in Loudoun and I got me two roomates > that iz also ex-convicts like me. Aint no way I > can afford the payment on tha house without at
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The good book commands us to love our fellow man. Bowels are a god-given part of our bodies. We should love one another with all parts of our bodies. A few minutes of loving attention from a well placed tongue can work wonders on a sore or aching starfish. When your colon feels becomes impacted with a dry hard faecal mass, a few minutes of thrusting with a greased penis ending in a voluminous
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Brown Onion Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > Be careful with fried chicken, as these can cause > a biblical David vs Goliath type of battle in your > bowels. Your colon and starfish, those thirty feet > of intestines will be harmed by such an endeavor. > > WWBD? I’m taking a sitz bath to provide comfort > to my starfish. That lazy drunk plumbe
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Brown Onion Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > A lot of CROOKED JOE BIDEN fans here! He RIGGED > the ELECTION with the MASS MEDIA! > > Today PRESIDENT TRUMP spoke of RELIGION and > FREEDOM! > > For once listening to this patriot, my bowels > caused me less damage than normal. An epsom salt > bath for my starfish. Matilda and I will be goi
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My bowels feel better after a tongue bath by Brown Onion. He can really hit the spot, and he can go at it for hours. Sometimes I feel guilty that my tongue gets tired, so I break out the shock toy and send Brown Onion into ecstacy as his sphincter gapes and spasms.
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.boiled onion Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > Getting a couple little ceasers stuffed crust > pizzas for dinner tonight! Have them delivered to Brown Onion's place on McHenry Street. He has collected a couple 55-gallon bags filled with feces harvested from latrines on the Appalachian Trail. I'm helping Brown to set up an propane burner under a garbage can
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Brown Onion Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > red onion class of 2006 Wrote: > -------------------------------------------------- > ----- > > Howdy folks it haz been a mighty long time since > I > > visited here. I shore doez hope everyone here > iz > > doin good. I got me a new job at a car > dealershisp > > an I am makin p
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Brown Onion and I enjoyed seeing and playing with all the Brothers in Bowels (BiBs) who came to the New Year's Eve party. He still has one of the plastic pools filled sewage sludge outside his hovel on McHenry Street, and hopes to keep it open for as long as he can -- until the flies become annoying or the neighbors call the police. If anyone wants to drop by for a dip or slip-slide around with
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Brown Onion asked me to remind all the Brothers in Bowels (BiBs) that he is throwing a big New Years Eve scat party at his "shitbox" on McHenry St. in Vienna. This year Greg has hired a septic pumping company to empty a truckload into plastic kiddie pools in every room of the house. It will be great fun!
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Greg has some great parties at his place on McHenry Street. The best one was when he had a septic tank service company bring over one of their trucks and empty it into the basement for an indoor "mud" wrestling party. It was awesome.
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Our Governor has great bowels. Brown Onion and I know that well from the wild weekend we spent with Gov. Youngkin celebrating his election last year. My lover Brown Onion was privileged to receive a deuce directly from Gov. Youngkin's anus. We have kept the treasured turd in the freezer at Brown's McHenry Street shanty in Vienna, although at the time we debated smearing it on ourselves and the o
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We Brothers in Bowels (BiBs) can hold our poop for several days or weeks. Nothing beats the pure joy of finally birthing a foetid steaming stool that has been incubating in the bowels for several days. It is better than sex, and usually an integral part of our sexual encounters.
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Brown Onion is missing. He was last seen several days ago in the company of a woman who claimed to be an amateur proctologist and her companion, a large black male. He has not checked in and may be in danger.
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Black Onion stopped by last night and brought a few bags of Tippy's. We all gorged ourselves and soon enough the fun began. Brown was sucking the molten shit directly out of Black's ass. It was hot.
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boiled onion. Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > sortta h0ngry Wrote: > -------------------------------------------------- > ----- > > Every now and then I go to Fredericksburg and > get > > those deep fried steak biscuits. I is like a > > little grease explosion in my mouth with every > > bite. > > Every time I go down to R
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boiled onion. Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > I am stopping at Burger king on my way to work and > getting a eggnormous buritto and three sausage > biscuits for breakfast. my bowels will handle this > well. Hey Boiled, try to hold your bowels closed 'til Halloween for the big party Brown Onion and I are throwing. If you need to shit between now and t
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Brown Onion and I are inviting a few of the Brothers in Bowels (BiB's) over for a Halloween party. Come with full bowels and ready to lick and eat some ass! As with all our events, the floors will be tarped wall-to-wall so guests will be free to poop anywhere in the house. We encourage removing clothes outside before coming indoors, as poop-flinging is the favored form of greeting. We will ha
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All the Brothers in Bowels (BiBs) are master ploughmen. Brown Onion loves to get plowed and he can plow very well himself if I do say.
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Brown Onion Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > How unfair for President Trump tonight. This > prosecutor needs to realize President Trump is > innocent. My bowels are irritated. I contacted the prosecutor on behalf of the Brothers in Bowels (BiBs). When I explained that we are willing to do anything on behalf of our Orange God, he became interested. I exp
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