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Fairfax Underground
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Our Governor has great bowels. Brown Onion and I know that well from the wild weekend we spent with Gov. Youngkin celebrating his election last year. My lover Brown Onion was privileged to receive a deuce directly from Gov. Youngkin's anus. We have kept the treasured turd in the freezer at Brown's McHenry Street shanty in Vienna, although at the time we debated smearing it on ourselves and the other Onion Brothers. It is a splendid specimen, nicely formed and of prodigious size.