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How many hours are you able to AVOID taking a shit?
Posted by: Can you go for 2 days? ()
Date: November 02, 2023 06:25AM

Drug mules swallow capsules of drugs.
When Border inspectors tell them that they'll be held for 36 hours of observation, the mules always try to ride out the that 36 hours so they won't get caught.

They always get caught.

I think it's not THAT hard.

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Re: How many hours are you able to AVOID taking a shit?
Date: November 02, 2023 04:04PM

We Brothers in Bowels (BiBs) can hold our poop for several days or weeks. Nothing beats the pure joy of finally birthing a foetid steaming stool that has been incubating in the bowels for several days. It is better than sex, and usually an integral part of our sexual encounters.

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